Jack's adventure in Ponyville.by necroslayer288ChaptersThe arrival. The Changelings attack. Getting Jack back.Jack goes home?The arrival. The arrival. Hello reader, I am your friendly neighborhood narrator. I will be narrating this story, (Imagine that O.o) you can imagine my voice sounding however you want. You could imagine my voice sounding like Pikachu if you wish, or perhaps Sylvester Stallone, or maybe a nice Arnold Schwarzenegger, or my personal favorite Morgan Freeman. Either way, you still won't know what my heavenly voice really sounds like. (pfft yeah right) But enough with that, you came here for a story, and i'm going to give you one. (more or less) Our story begins with a man named Jack, he lives in a small town on the outskirts of a big city, he is a pretty gullible guy, and having just recently watched Back to the Future, he thought the Delorean car in the movie would actually make him travel through time, so he went out, and with all his money he bought one. (I have no clue how the hell he got one but he did somehow) When he got back home with his new car, he realized it didn't have all of the same stuff from the movie, so he thought he might be able to make his own. Jack grabbed all of the electronic stuff he could find in his house. (cellphone, TV,DVD player,etc) Jack then proceeded to take it all apart, and started attaching it to the car. A few days passed and he was finally done. Jack then called his best friend to show him his new toy, little did Jack know, he was about to end up in a whole world of shit. Jack picked up his home phone and dialed his friends number. "Hey Jeff get over here, i'm finally going to live my life dream of going back in time." said Jack. "Dude wasn't it just last week that you said you wanted to go back in time?" said Jeff. "Shut up! Now get your fat ass over here." said Jack. "Alright fine, but if this fails you have to give me your entire Sponge Bob DVD box set." said Jeff. "WHAT! NEVER! You will never get my Sponge Bob." said Jack. "Fine then I guess i'm not coming over." said Jeff. "Ugh fine you can have it. I don't even have a DVD player to play it on anymore anyways." said Jack. "Why? What happened to your DVD player?" asked Jeff. "I took it apart to build the fucks comprasiter." said Jack. "It's called The Flux Capacitor smart guy. And what makes you think this will even work? " asked Jeff. "Because FUCK YOU! that's why." said Jack "Alright alright chill, i'm coming. I'll be there in about twenty minutes." said Jeff. "Okay, see you when you get here. said jack. "Yeah." said Jeff as they both hung up the phone. Jack continued to mess around with the car as Jeff was on his way. When Jeff arrived, Jack brought the car out of his garage. "So this is the car that's supposed to make you go back in time huh?" asked Jeff as he looked the car over. "Yeah what about it?" asked Jack as he opened the door to the car, and got in. "Oh no reason. You know this is never going to work right?" asked Jeff. "Shut up and start recording, I ain't got all day... Oh wait, yes I do, I have all the time in the world muahahaha." said Jack. "God you're such a dork. Alright, recording in three two one." said Jeff. "Okay world, watch as i go back in time." said Jack as he floored the car down the street. Ponyville "Hay Twilight, whatcha doin?" asked Pinkie. "I'm trying to do this spell that allows me to send and receive signals." said Twilight. "What kinda signals?" asked Pinkie as she bounced around the room happily. "Mental signals Pinkie. It will help me with sending and receiving notes with the princess." said Twilight. "Okey dokey lokey." said Pinkie as she watched Twilight do the spell. "It's working Pinkie, it's working! I can hear some thing" said Twilight. Earth As Jack floored the car down the street, he flipped a switch in the car and turned on all the lights. The cellphone Jack had wired in to electronics started to send a signal. "Goodbye modern world, i'm going to see dinosaurs!" shouted Jack as he flew down the street. Then suddenly when Twilight's signal was sent, it made contact with Jack's cellphone signal, and a magical anomaly appeared. Jack drove right into it and got transported to Ponyville. Ponyville Twilight was still receiving the signal, and then all of a sudden it stopped. "That was weird, the signal just stopped." said Twilight, then a loud electrical sound was heard by both Pinkie and Twilight. "What was that!?" asked Twilight as she jumped from the sudden loud sound. They went outside and looked for where the sound came from, and there just by the side of Twilight's library, was Jack laying there unconscious in a small burnt crater, with his cellphone parts laying next to him. "What is that thing? Can I poke it? I wana poke it." said Pinkie. "No! Don't touch it! We don't even know what it is." said Twilight, but it was too late Pinkie had already started poking Jack. "Well it doesn't appear to be dangerous, and it's not moving." said Twilight. "Do you think it might be dead? AHHHH! I'M TOUCHING A DEAD THING!" freaked Pinkie. "No, I don't think it's dead, just unconscious. Lets bring it inside, I don't think it's dangerous, and besides I have magic to hold it back if it is." said Twilight. "But what if it has magic too?" asked Pinkie. "I don't think it does Pinkie, it doesn't appear to have a horn, but i'll be ready if it does anything."said Twilight. About an hour passed by and Jack finally woke up. "Awww man my head, what the hell happened?" asked Jack. "Oh, it talks. Are you okay? Would you like something to drink?" asked Twilight. "Sure." said Jack barely awake. Twilight came back with a glass of water and levitated it to Jack. "Here you go." said Twilight "Thanks." said Jack as he took the glass of water. Jack opened his eyes all the way as he drank, and immediately spit it out when he realized what had just given him the water. Unfortunately Pinkie happened in the way of the spray. "AHHHH! IT'S SPITING ACID IN MY EYES!" freaked Pinkie once again. "Calm down Pinkie, it's just water! We just startled it that's all." said Twilight. "Oh, okay." said Pinkie as she once again started happily bouncing around the room. "Can you tell me your name, and what you are?" asked Twilight. Jack just sat there for a moment unable to answer, and then he spoke. "M..My N..Name I...Is Jack, and I..I'm A...A guy." said Jack scared shitless. "Okay. Good. Jack my name is Twilight Sparkle." said Twilight calmly. "Oh and I meant what kind of species are you, not your gender." "O..Oh. I'm... A...A human." said Jack as he started to calm down. "A human? I've never heard of your species before. How did you get here?" asked Twilight. "I was trying to travel back in time, and the next thing I knew I was here. WAIT! Where's my car?!" asked Jack in a panic. "Car? All I saw beside you outside was some small peaces of something. Might that be your car?" asked Twilight. "No, that's not a car." said Jack. Jack then gasped deeply. "THAT'S MY PHONE!" screamed Jack. "Whats a phone?" asked Twilight. "It's something I use to talk to people far away." said Jack. "How does it work?" asked Twilight. "It sends and receives signals." said Jack. "So that explains what happened. Your phone signal connected with my magic signal that I was trying to send out to the princess, and it caused you to get teleported here." said Twilight as she drooled over the fact that she was learning something. "Maybe we can use is to send you back." said Twilight. "I doubt it. It's all in peaces, how would it even work anymore?" asked Jack. "Maybe if we put it back together, we can get it to send a signal again." said Twilight. "Maybe, maybe. But how would ether of you even know how to put it back together again?" asked Jack. "We might not be able to, but our other friends might be able to help." said Twilight. "Okay then, get them." said Jack. "Oooo, oooo, can I go get them Twilight? Can I can I? asked Pinkie all excited. "Okay Pinkie, but make it quick, time may be of the essence." said Twilight. "Okey dokey lokey." said Pinkie as she tore off out of Twilight's library. No sooner did Pinkie fly off in a blur she immediately stormed back through the door. "Okay done." said Pinkie as she bounced around the library some more. "How did she do that?" asked Jack. "I've stopped trying to make sense of what Pinkie does a long time ago, I just let it happen and go with it." said Twilight. About twenty minutes after Pinkie told her friends about what had happened, they all showed up. "Okay girls do you already know whats going on? Or do I have to explain it? said Twilight. "Umm Pinkie just said sumthin about y'all needin our help, that's all ah know." said Applejack. "Okay, well there is somepony inside I would like you girls to meet, and don't freak out, Pinkie already did enough of that for all of us." said Twilight, she then opens the door and they all walk in, Fluttershy immediately hid behind everyone. "Wut is it Twalight?" asked Applejack. "He is a human, and he's from another world, he ended up here when I tried to do a spell that would send and received signals, he had a device with him that did the same, and when my magic signal connected with his it teleported him here." said Twilight. "So I guess you need our help to get him back home huh?" asked Rainbow Dash "Yes I do, as much as i would love to study him it is imperative that we send him back home. Who knows what could happen if he stayed here for too long." said Twilight. "Okay Twilight, what must we do to help?" asked Rarity. "Well, we need to rebuild his phone, and get it working again, then maybe I can try sending him back the same way he got here." said Twilight "Alright, lets get to work!" said Rainbow Dash. A few hours passed and they actually managed to fix the phone and get it working. "Hay! Wow, you guys actually managed to fix my phone, and there is a message on it." said Jack. Jack then listened to message on his phone. "Hello Jack sweetie this is your mother calling, I just wanted to say I love you honey and I miss you so much, come by when you get a chance, okay bye honey love you." said Jack's mom. "PFFT AHHH HAHAHA! Jack I didn't know you were a mamas boy." said Rainbow Dash. "HEY SHUT UP! I am not! Man she does this every week." said Jack. A cave on the far outskirts of Ponyville "I just sensed some love." said Queen Chrysalis "You always sense love your highness." said a changeling. "No this was different, it felt more powerful, I can actually pinpoint where it is.... It's in Ponyville! Ponyville wont be as much of a challenge as Canterlot was, we could easily overpower that tiny town, and then we can have enough love to last a lifetime! AHHH HAHAHAHAAA! We attack at dawn." said Chrysalis The Changelings attack. The Changelings attack. Hello again reader, i'm guessing if you're still reading you actually find this story entertaining, and if that's the case i'm going to continue it just for you. (stop kissing ass and get back to the damn story) Oh right the story, ummm where was I, oh yes. The Changelings are on their way to Ponyville to find the source of the love that they sensed, and they are about to find something they never thought they would. Ponyville "HAHAHAAA Jack the little mamas boy." laughed Rainbow Dash. "I told you to stop saying that damn it! I am not a mamas boy!" shouted Jack. "Ah must admit Jacky boy ah didn't know you were a mamas boy." said Applejack as she laughed. Awww come on, does everyone here think i'm a mamas boy?" asked Jack as he looked around the room. "Oh come now dear, we were just having a little bit of fun. Nopony here thinks you're a mamas boy." said Rarity. "I do." replied Rainbow Dash. "Okay well Rainbow Dash does, but the point is the rest of us don't, and we're all here to help get you back home." said Rarity. "Okay, but what about her?" asked Jack as he pointed at Fluttershy. "She's been hiding in that corner for the past five hours." said Jack. "Yes she's here to help to, she's just really shy." said Twilight. "Well we're already done fixing my phone, she wasn't really of much use." said Jack as Fluttershy whimpered in the corner. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, it's just.. Aahh.. Someone help me here?" asked Jack. "You're on your own on this one Jack." said Rainbow Dash. "Thanks a lot." said Jack as he walked over to Fluttershy to console her. "Look i'm sorry, Fluttershy was it? I'm sorry, I've just been under a lot of stress and I took it out on you, can you forgive me?" said Jack, fairly certain she was about to run off and start to cry. Fluttershy then jumped up and hugged Jack. "I'm sorry I wasn't of any use in helping you fix your phone, I was just really scared. I've never seen anything like you before, that's why I was hiding the whole time." said Fluttershy. "It's okay, at least you're part of the group now." said Jack as he hugged Fluttershy back. "Nice goin Jack, it usually takes about a week before any of us can even talk to Fluttershy when she gets like that." said Applejack" "Enough with the sappy stuff, IT'S TIME TO PARTY!" shouted Pinkie. A few more hours passed, and Jack, Pinkie, Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity and Rainbow Dash partied right until it got dark."WOOO! What a party, I am pooped."said Pinkie as she plopped down on the floor and passed out. "I hear ya Pinkie." said Applejack as she to passed out. Not to long after the party was over, everyone was passed out, Jack was laying in the middle of the room, and everyone else was cuddled up next to Jack. As morning was approaching, everyone was jerked from there sound sleep by explosions and screaming. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" freaked Jack. "I'm not sure." said Twilight worried. The door to Twilight's library was suddenly blown open and the Changelings swarmed in. "WHERE IS IT!" shouted Chrysalis. "Where's what!" shouted Twilight. "I sensed a powerful source of love coming from this specific location! Wait there it is next to that strange creature, get it!" shouted Chrysalis. "HA! Go ahead and take it, the only one here that knows how to use it is Jack, and he'll never show you how to use it!" shouted Pinkie. "very well. MINIONS GRAB THE CREATURE TO!" shouted Chrysalis. "Wait! WHAT! NOOOO! SOMEONE HELP ME!" screamed Jack as the Changelings took him away. "Goodbye Twilight Sparkle, I will see when my army has absorbed enough love to take over Equestria. AAAAHHH HAHAHAAAA!" laughed Chrysalis. As Twilight and the others recovered from what had just happened, Rainbow Dash flew after them. "Rainbow Dash wait!" shouted Twilight. "I'm following them to see where the're going." said Rainbow Dash. "Okay, but be careful." said Twilight. "Oops." said Pinkie. "Pinkie why did you tell them that!?" freaked Twilight. 'I'm sorry, i'm sorry, I just.. I..I BWAAAAA!" cried Pinkie. "It's okay Twalight, we'll get em back, you'll see." said Applejack. "you're right, we just need to think of a plan, but what?" asked Twilight as she put a hoof to her chin. "I've got it! They don't know Rainbow Dash is fallowing them so when she comes back we can make an attack plan and get Jack back." said Jack. Cave on the outskirts Ponyville "You'll never get away with this!" shouted Jack. "Oh don't be so cliche, and besides who is going to save you? asked Chrysalis. "Twilight and the others will save me you'll see!" shouted Jack, Jack then saw Rainbow Dash at the mouth of the cave. "And what makes you think that?" asked Chrysalis. "Oh I've just got a feeling." said Jack as he watched Rainbow Dash fly away. "Feelings wont be enough to save you. NOW TELL ME HOW TO USE THIS! shouted Chrysalis. "I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!" shouted Jack. "Then I guess I'll have to resort to torture." said Chrysalis. "You flip up the front of the phone then you dial a number, and when it rings and the person answers you say hello, oh and if you go in to that little menu there, you can play a game called asteroids." said Jack. All the Changelings and Chrysalis just stared at Jack for a moment. "Uhhhh.. Okay good, you minion, dial a number. said Chrysalis. The minion started dialing Jack's mom's number after it fund the number in Jack's contacts list, and she answered. "Hello, Jack is that you?" asked Jack's mom. The Changeling minion changed it's voice to Jack's voice and answered back. "Yes mother it is me Jack your son, do you love me?" asked the Changeling. "Oh of course my sweet baby boy, mommy will always love you." said Jack's mom. "It's working, it's working! My Changeling's will gain plenty of power, and soon we will take over all of Equestria! shouted Chrysalis. Jack tried to shout out but they had covered his mouth in sticky green slime. Ponyville Rainbow Dash got back to Ponyville to inform her friends where Jack was. "Guys I know where Jack is!" said Rainbow Dash excited. "That's good to know, where is he?" asked Twilight. "He's in a cave in the outskirts of Ponyville." said Rainbow Dash. "Okay good, now lets get an attack plan ready." said Twilight. "Okay Twilight, what's the plan?" asked Rainbow Dash. "Okay they don't know that we know where they are, so we can use that to our advantage." said Twilight.1 "Okay sounds good so far." said Rainbow Dash. "Now what we're going to do is, Rarity and I will go straight through the front of the cave, Applejack and Pinkie, you two will go to the cave entrance, and buck it as hard as you can to try and collapse it and trap them in, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, I want you two flank around the back of the cave, so none of them escape, are we all clear on what we're doing! shouted Twilight. "Ma'm yes ma'm!" they all shouted. "Then lets go kick some Changeling butt!" shouted Twilight. "OOORAH!" shouted Pinkie. Getting Jack back.As you all already know Jack has been kidnapped, and the others are on there way to save him. The Changelings don't know they are on there way and shits about to get real. (Dude really... Just get on with the story) Oh shit yeah, sorry, anyway back to the story. Ponyville "Alright everypony are we ready to get Jack back!" shouted Twilight. "YEAH!" shouted everyone. "Are we going to kick Changeling butt!" shouted Twilight. "YEAH!" shouted everyone. "Who's with me!" shouted Twilight. "WE ARE!" shouted everyone. "Then lets go!" shouted Twilight. "YEAAAAH!" shouted Snowflake. "You're not in this fanfic Snowflake, go away." said Pinkie. "Awww." said Snowflake as he flew away sad. "Fanfic Pinkie?" asked Twilight. "Oh never mind, lets go kick some Changeling butt!" shouted Pinkie. "I will never understand you Pinkie. Alright so you all know the plan right? asked Twilight. "Right." said everyone. "Alright lets go." said Twilight. They all headed out towards the cave, it took them about thirty minutes to walk there. Cave on outskirts of Ponyville When they got there they saw that it didn't look much like cave anymore, it looked more like a hive, green goo oozing out of the cracks in the walls, and some Changeling's crawling on the side and by the entrance. The Changeling's that they saw looked different, the ones by the entrance looked bigger and had two horns. "Woah, they didn't look like this before." said Rainbow Dash. 'Alright, remember the plan, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie and I head through the entrance, Rainbow Dash you and Fluttershy head to the back of the cave and stand by. ARE YOU READY!" shouted Twilight. "READY!" shouted everyone. "Alright lets do this. LEROOOOOY JENKINS!" shouted Pinkie. "Oh my Celestia, she just ran in there." said Rarity. "Alright, move, move, move!" shouted Twilight as she Applejack and Rarity ran in, when they got in Pinkie and Applejack immediately started bucking the entrance, not to long after they started bucking the entrance it started to collapse, the only way out was through a small hole in the top of the cave where Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were guarding. "Oh I see your little friends have actually managed to find us, no matter, I already have enough power to take over all of Equestria! Attack my new and improved minions!" shouted Chrysalis. Her minions attacked, and a very large brutish minion ran at Applejack knocking her to the ground, Twilight shot a magical bolt at the brute minion, it hit hard enough to make it stumble a bit, it turned around was about to run after Twilight when Applejack jumped on it. "Pinkie! Now!" shouted Applejack. Pinkie then puled out her party canon and shot the brute minion in the stomach at point blank range, the minion flew back and hit the wall of the cave and put a crack in the wall. "Well that takes care of him." said Twilight. Twilight then saw Jack stuck to a rock with green goo. "Hang on Jack, i'm coming!" shouted Twilight. A bright ball of electricity flew at Twilight and hit the ground next to her, it made a large hole in the ground. "You should worry about yourself first." said a Changeling crawling on a wall. This Changeling was taller than normal, and it had two horns, it suddenly charged up another ball of electricity in between it's horns, and fired off another round. Twilight and the Changeling were having a fire fight, wile Pinkie, Applejack and Rarity were busy fighting another brute Changeling. Twilight shot off a few small beams of magic as the two horned Changeling was shooting off big balls of electricity, it sounded like a Star wars scene, with all the lasers flying around. Twilight finally managed to land a few good hits, the Changeling was knocked out cold, she ran up to Jack and freed him from the goo. Applejack, Pinkie and Rarity got dog-piled by a bunch of Changelings at once. "Rainbow Dash. HELP!" cried Pinkie. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy flew in through the top of the cave, Rainbow Dash body checked the pile of Changelings, and Chrysalis grabbed Jack again. "Don't hurt him or...Or...Or you'll be sorry." said Fluttershy. "Oh really." said Chrysalis as she flicked Jack in the head with her hoof. "Oww, that hurt, your hooves are hard you know." said Jack. "YOU MOTHERBUCKER, YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!" screamed Fluttershy. "Fluttershy dear, language, remember what we talked after that Iron Will incident." said Rarity. "Oh, umm, could you let him go please, if you don't mind." said Fluttershy. "Umm, NO!" shouted Chrysalis. "Okay." said Fluttershy terrified . "Fluttershy dear, try using your stare." said Rarity. "Oh, right!" said Fluttershy excited as she flew towards Chrysalis, and proceeded to stare at her. "What...What are you doing...STOP THAT!" shouted Chrysalis, Jack then slipped out of her grip wile she was distracted, and then he ran back to the rest of the group. "Nice going Fluttershy." said Jack. "Yeah good job Fluttershy." said Rainbow Dash. "Alright are you all ready to finish this?" asked Jack. "Oh, yeah!" shouted Rainbow Dash. "Alright it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum..." said Jack. "AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM!" shouted Pinkie. "How did she... Never mind. ATTACK!" shouted Jack. They all ran at the remaining Changeling's, Jack tackled a few and started punching them, Rainbow Dash grabbed a few and through them at a wall. The walls started to crack, and rocks started to fall wile they were fighting, Pinkie was just blasting them with her party canon, Applejack was bucking them, Rarity was wrapping them in old fabric and throwing them in to the the walls, Twilight was keeping them at bay with her magic blasts, and Fluttershy was hiding behind a rock. "The walls are collapsing, we have to get out of here!" shouted Twilight. A rock fell from the ceiling and crushed a Changeling in front of Jack. "Woah that was close! You guys go on without me, I'll catch up!" shouted Jack. "Are you nuts! We're not leaving you here! Especially not after what we've been through to get you back!" shouted Rainbow Dash. "Don't worry, I'll be fine, now go before it's too late!" shouted Jack. "Jack you crazy.." Rainbow Dash was cut off by a rock as it fell in front of her. "You better make it out of there alive!" shouted Rainbow dash as she and Fluttershy helped carry there friends to safety. "Now where is my damn phone, ahh here it..."said Jack as he was cut off by Chrysalis. "Not so fast, if i can't have this power then no one can!" shouted Chrysalis as she shot green blasts out of her horn, Jack quickly grabbed his phone, Chrysalis then charged a shot and just missed him only to hit a wall, the wall fell and Jack ran towards it, only to stop when he heard a scream, Jack turned around to see Chrysalis had her leg pined under a fallen rock, Jack ran back to her and started to lift the rock. "Why are you helping me?" asked Chrysalis. "Because I believe everyone deserves a second chance at life." said Jack as he pushed the rock off her leg, he then ran towards the hole and Chrysalis flew up behind him and grabbed him. "Ahh what are you doing!?" said Jack surprised, then she flew out of the hole just before it collapsed completely. "Everyone deserves a second chance at life right?" said Chrysalis as she flew off. "Oh where is Jack, i hope he's okay." said Pinkie worried. They then saw Jack walk through a cloud of dust, and Pinkie ran up to Jack hugged him. "Jack I'm so glad you're okay, we thought you didn't make it." said Twilight. "I almost didn't." said Jack. "How did you make it out of there?" asked Twilight. "Ahhh it doesn't matter your here and that's all that counts" said Applejack "Are you okay? You aren't are you?" asked Fluttershy. "No Fluttershy I'm fine." said Jack. "That's good." said Fluttershy with a sigh of relief. "But why did you go back in?" asked Twilight. "I had to get my phone, you wouldn't be able to send me home with out it." said Jack. "But was it really worth risking your life?" asked Twilight. "I guess not, but I have it don't I, and I'm still alive." said Jack. "That's true, I guess we can start preparations for sending you back home when we get back to Ponnyville." said Twilight. They all walked along side each other on there way back to Ponnyville, making jokes and laughing along the way. Ponyville "Alright my magic needs a rest after all that's happened today, we can start preparations tomorrow after I've had some time to relax, if that's alright with you Jack?" asked Twilight. "Yeah I'm pretty beat today to, I don't mind starting tomorrow." said Jack as he laid down in on the floor in the middle of the room, then one by one they all cuddled up next to Jack. "Yeah a nice sleep sounds great." said Applejack. "I'm so tired I don't even want celebrate our success on getting you back, can we do that to morrow Jack?" asked Pinkie. "Sure thing Pinkie, we can party as long as you want tomorrow." said Jack. "Sounds like a..." Pinkie yawned. "..Great plan." said Pinkie as she fell asleep on Jack's chest. "You know, I could get used to this." said Jack as he slowly fell asleep with them all cuddled around him. Jack goes home?HAAAY YOOOU GUUYYYS! Ha Goonies reference, anyway Jack is now back, and Twilight is going to try and send Jack back home, and in the meantime, Pinkie has two parties that she needs to throw, one for getting Jack back, and another for Jack going home, so today is going to be a pretty busy day. Twilight's library Jack woke up slowly, and rubbed his eyes. "Awww man what a crazy day that was." said Jack as everyone else started to wake up. Pinkie yawned and woke up. "Good morning everypony. So Jack you get to go home today, are ya excited." said Pinkie. "Yeah I guess." said Jack as he was still trying to wake up. "You don't sound too excited, but I'm gonna change that! I have two parties planed for you today, since yesterday I couldn't celebrate us getting you back, we'll do that one first, and when Twilight is ready with her spell, we can celebrate your going home party, sound good?" said Pinkie. "Yup sounds good." said Jack. "Okay, you sit here and relax for wile I get the party ready." said Pinkie as she zoomed off to get party supplies. "Good morning Jack, that sure was a pretty crazy day yesterday huh?" said Twilight. "Yeah it sure was, I almost thought I wasn't going to make it, but here I am." said Jack. Jack started to feel weird, he wasn't sure why, but he found it hard to talk to Twilight, in fact he found it kind of hard to talk to any of them, he felt almost sad for some reason. "Are you feelin alright sugar-cube? You don't look so good, do you need somethin to drink?" asked Applejack. "Hmm, yeah I'm fine, I'm just a bit tired that's all." said Jack. "ALRIGHT EVERYPONY! WHO'S READY TO PAAARTAY? shouted Pinkie as she returned with the party supplies. "WHOO HOO! Come on Jack let's party! Nopony throws a party like Pinkie Pie!" said Pinkie. When they all started to party Jack's mood started to lift a bit. Pinkie and Rainbow Dash were bobbing for apples, wile Jack was trying to hit the pinata, Jack hit the pinata, and it flew back and hit him in the head, he started to laugh, and so did everyone else. "So Jack are ya enjoyin the party so far?" asked Applejack. "Yeah it's pretty good, I haven't had this much fun in a while." said Jack. "Hay Jack! Come bob for apples with me!" shouted Rainbow Dash over the music. Jack walked over to Rainbow Dash and Pinkie to bob for apples. "Alright, you guys ready, lets see who can get the most apples to fit in their mouth. Ready. Set. GO!" shouted Jack as they all dunked their heads in the bucket, then they all came back up at the same time. "I got two." said Jack with a muffled voice. "I got four." said Rainbow with a muffled voice as well. "Gerrbrrferrr!" said Pinkie with a mouth full of apples. "How does she do that?" asked Jack after he spit out the apples. "I have no idea." said Rainbow Dash. They partied for a about two more hours, they danced, they even tried singing karaoke.... That didn't end to well, they forgot almost all the words to the songs they were trying to sing, but they had fun and laughed. "Jack, my spell is ready, I need you to call someone from your world, so i can connect my signal to it and send you back." said Twilight. "Awwww, does Jack have to go already?" asked Pinkie. "Yes Pinkie, he does, I have no clue what might happen if he stays here any longer." said Twilight. "She's right Pinkie, who knows what might happen." said Jack. "Awww, but I never got to throw a going away party." said Pinkie. "If it makes you feel any better Pinkie, that was the best party I have ever had." said Jack. "Alright Twilight, I'm dialing, do your spell." said Jack. Twilight's horn started to light up, her magic signal started to connect with Jack's signal, a magic portal opened up in front of them and Jack stepped up to the portal and looked back. "Bye Jack, it's been a crazy adventure, we'll miss you." said everyone. Jack stood there for a second, and then he got a tear in his eye, Jack then ran towards them all and gave them all a big hug. "I don't care what happens, I'm not going back! This has been the greatest time of my life, and I'm not going to give that up! I...I..I love you all!" said Jack as he almost started crying. "But Jack, you have a life back where you live." said Twilight. "No I don't, I got fired from my job, and I got kicked out of parents place, that's why I tried to go back in time, I figured if I went back to a simpler time, life might be a bit easier." said Jack with tears now running down his cheek. "Awww Twalight, can't we let em stay? I could get him a steady job at the farm." said Applejack. "Well..." said Twilight. "And I could get him a job at Sugar Cube Corner." said Pinkie. "And he could help me at my boutique." said Rarity. "But what if something happens?" said Twilight. "Look, Twilight, if something was going to happen don't you think it would have already happened? And plus, you heard what he said, he has nothing to go back to." said Rainbow Dash. "Well, I suppose it would be alright, and I'd be lying if i said I didn't want him to stay to." said Twilight. "ALRIGHT! TIME FOR ANOTHER PARTY! I call it the Jack's going away but not really going away then staying forever party!" shouted Pinkie as she brought out her party canon. "This kind of party calls for my super special punch." said Pinkie as she brought out a big bole punch and and offered Jack some. Jack poured himself a glass of punch and tasted it. "Is this? No! It can't be?! This is vodka! I think I'm going to enjoy staying here even more now." said Jack as they all partied in to the night. The End
The arrival. The arrival. Hello reader, I am your friendly neighborhood narrator. I will be narrating this story, (Imagine that O.o) you can imagine my voice sounding however you want. You could imagine my voice sounding like Pikachu if you wish, or perhaps Sylvester Stallone, or maybe a nice Arnold Schwarzenegger, or my personal favorite Morgan Freeman. Either way, you still won't know what my heavenly voice really sounds like. (pfft yeah right) But enough with that, you came here for a story, and i'm going to give you one. (more or less) Our story begins with a man named Jack, he lives in a small town on the outskirts of a big city, he is a pretty gullible guy, and having just recently watched Back to the Future, he thought the Delorean car in the movie would actually make him travel through time, so he went out, and with all his money he bought one. (I have no clue how the hell he got one but he did somehow) When he got back home with his new car, he realized it didn't have all of the same stuff from the movie, so he thought he might be able to make his own. Jack grabbed all of the electronic stuff he could find in his house. (cellphone, TV,DVD player,etc) Jack then proceeded to take it all apart, and started attaching it to the car. A few days passed and he was finally done. Jack then called his best friend to show him his new toy, little did Jack know, he was about to end up in a whole world of shit. Jack picked up his home phone and dialed his friends number. "Hey Jeff get over here, i'm finally going to live my life dream of going back in time." said Jack. "Dude wasn't it just last week that you said you wanted to go back in time?" said Jeff. "Shut up! Now get your fat ass over here." said Jack. "Alright fine, but if this fails you have to give me your entire Sponge Bob DVD box set." said Jeff. "WHAT! NEVER! You will never get my Sponge Bob." said Jack. "Fine then I guess i'm not coming over." said Jeff. "Ugh fine you can have it. I don't even have a DVD player to play it on anymore anyways." said Jack. "Why? What happened to your DVD player?" asked Jeff. "I took it apart to build the fucks comprasiter." said Jack. "It's called The Flux Capacitor smart guy. And what makes you think this will even work? " asked Jeff. "Because FUCK YOU! that's why." said Jack "Alright alright chill, i'm coming. I'll be there in about twenty minutes." said Jeff. "Okay, see you when you get here. said jack. "Yeah." said Jeff as they both hung up the phone. Jack continued to mess around with the car as Jeff was on his way. When Jeff arrived, Jack brought the car out of his garage. "So this is the car that's supposed to make you go back in time huh?" asked Jeff as he looked the car over. "Yeah what about it?" asked Jack as he opened the door to the car, and got in. "Oh no reason. You know this is never going to work right?" asked Jeff. "Shut up and start recording, I ain't got all day... Oh wait, yes I do, I have all the time in the world muahahaha." said Jack. "God you're such a dork. Alright, recording in three two one." said Jeff. "Okay world, watch as i go back in time." said Jack as he floored the car down the street. Ponyville "Hay Twilight, whatcha doin?" asked Pinkie. "I'm trying to do this spell that allows me to send and receive signals." said Twilight. "What kinda signals?" asked Pinkie as she bounced around the room happily. "Mental signals Pinkie. It will help me with sending and receiving notes with the princess." said Twilight. "Okey dokey lokey." said Pinkie as she watched Twilight do the spell. "It's working Pinkie, it's working! I can hear some thing" said Twilight. Earth As Jack floored the car down the street, he flipped a switch in the car and turned on all the lights. The cellphone Jack had wired in to electronics started to send a signal. "Goodbye modern world, i'm going to see dinosaurs!" shouted Jack as he flew down the street. Then suddenly when Twilight's signal was sent, it made contact with Jack's cellphone signal, and a magical anomaly appeared. Jack drove right into it and got transported to Ponyville. Ponyville Twilight was still receiving the signal, and then all of a sudden it stopped. "That was weird, the signal just stopped." said Twilight, then a loud electrical sound was heard by both Pinkie and Twilight. "What was that!?" asked Twilight as she jumped from the sudden loud sound. They went outside and looked for where the sound came from, and there just by the side of Twilight's library, was Jack laying there unconscious in a small burnt crater, with his cellphone parts laying next to him. "What is that thing? Can I poke it? I wana poke it." said Pinkie. "No! Don't touch it! We don't even know what it is." said Twilight, but it was too late Pinkie had already started poking Jack. "Well it doesn't appear to be dangerous, and it's not moving." said Twilight. "Do you think it might be dead? AHHHH! I'M TOUCHING A DEAD THING!" freaked Pinkie. "No, I don't think it's dead, just unconscious. Lets bring it inside, I don't think it's dangerous, and besides I have magic to hold it back if it is." said Twilight. "But what if it has magic too?" asked Pinkie. "I don't think it does Pinkie, it doesn't appear to have a horn, but i'll be ready if it does anything."said Twilight. About an hour passed by and Jack finally woke up. "Awww man my head, what the hell happened?" asked Jack. "Oh, it talks. Are you okay? Would you like something to drink?" asked Twilight. "Sure." said Jack barely awake. Twilight came back with a glass of water and levitated it to Jack. "Here you go." said Twilight "Thanks." said Jack as he took the glass of water. Jack opened his eyes all the way as he drank, and immediately spit it out when he realized what had just given him the water. Unfortunately Pinkie happened in the way of the spray. "AHHHH! IT'S SPITING ACID IN MY EYES!" freaked Pinkie once again. "Calm down Pinkie, it's just water! We just startled it that's all." said Twilight. "Oh, okay." said Pinkie as she once again started happily bouncing around the room. "Can you tell me your name, and what you are?" asked Twilight. Jack just sat there for a moment unable to answer, and then he spoke. "M..My N..Name I...Is Jack, and I..I'm A...A guy." said Jack scared shitless. "Okay. Good. Jack my name is Twilight Sparkle." said Twilight calmly. "Oh and I meant what kind of species are you, not your gender." "O..Oh. I'm... A...A human." said Jack as he started to calm down. "A human? I've never heard of your species before. How did you get here?" asked Twilight. "I was trying to travel back in time, and the next thing I knew I was here. WAIT! Where's my car?!" asked Jack in a panic. "Car? All I saw beside you outside was some small peaces of something. Might that be your car?" asked Twilight. "No, that's not a car." said Jack. Jack then gasped deeply. "THAT'S MY PHONE!" screamed Jack. "Whats a phone?" asked Twilight. "It's something I use to talk to people far away." said Jack. "How does it work?" asked Twilight. "It sends and receives signals." said Jack. "So that explains what happened. Your phone signal connected with my magic signal that I was trying to send out to the princess, and it caused you to get teleported here." said Twilight as she drooled over the fact that she was learning something. "Maybe we can use is to send you back." said Twilight. "I doubt it. It's all in peaces, how would it even work anymore?" asked Jack. "Maybe if we put it back together, we can get it to send a signal again." said Twilight. "Maybe, maybe. But how would ether of you even know how to put it back together again?" asked Jack. "We might not be able to, but our other friends might be able to help." said Twilight. "Okay then, get them." said Jack. "Oooo, oooo, can I go get them Twilight? Can I can I? asked Pinkie all excited. "Okay Pinkie, but make it quick, time may be of the essence." said Twilight. "Okey dokey lokey." said Pinkie as she tore off out of Twilight's library. No sooner did Pinkie fly off in a blur she immediately stormed back through the door. "Okay done." said Pinkie as she bounced around the library some more. "How did she do that?" asked Jack. "I've stopped trying to make sense of what Pinkie does a long time ago, I just let it happen and go with it." said Twilight. About twenty minutes after Pinkie told her friends about what had happened, they all showed up. "Okay girls do you already know whats going on? Or do I have to explain it? said Twilight. "Umm Pinkie just said sumthin about y'all needin our help, that's all ah know." said Applejack. "Okay, well there is somepony inside I would like you girls to meet, and don't freak out, Pinkie already did enough of that for all of us." said Twilight, she then opens the door and they all walk in, Fluttershy immediately hid behind everyone. "Wut is it Twalight?" asked Applejack. "He is a human, and he's from another world, he ended up here when I tried to do a spell that would send and received signals, he had a device with him that did the same, and when my magic signal connected with his it teleported him here." said Twilight. "So I guess you need our help to get him back home huh?" asked Rainbow Dash "Yes I do, as much as i would love to study him it is imperative that we send him back home. Who knows what could happen if he stayed here for too long." said Twilight. "Okay Twilight, what must we do to help?" asked Rarity. "Well, we need to rebuild his phone, and get it working again, then maybe I can try sending him back the same way he got here." said Twilight "Alright, lets get to work!" said Rainbow Dash. A few hours passed and they actually managed to fix the phone and get it working. "Hay! Wow, you guys actually managed to fix my phone, and there is a message on it." said Jack. Jack then listened to message on his phone. "Hello Jack sweetie this is your mother calling, I just wanted to say I love you honey and I miss you so much, come by when you get a chance, okay bye honey love you." said Jack's mom. "PFFT AHHH HAHAHA! Jack I didn't know you were a mamas boy." said Rainbow Dash. "HEY SHUT UP! I am not! Man she does this every week." said Jack. A cave on the far outskirts of Ponyville "I just sensed some love." said Queen Chrysalis "You always sense love your highness." said a changeling. "No this was different, it felt more powerful, I can actually pinpoint where it is.... It's in Ponyville! Ponyville wont be as much of a challenge as Canterlot was, we could easily overpower that tiny town, and then we can have enough love to last a lifetime! AHHH HAHAHAHAAA! We attack at dawn." said Chrysalis
The Changelings attack. The Changelings attack. Hello again reader, i'm guessing if you're still reading you actually find this story entertaining, and if that's the case i'm going to continue it just for you. (stop kissing ass and get back to the damn story) Oh right the story, ummm where was I, oh yes. The Changelings are on their way to Ponyville to find the source of the love that they sensed, and they are about to find something they never thought they would. Ponyville "HAHAHAAA Jack the little mamas boy." laughed Rainbow Dash. "I told you to stop saying that damn it! I am not a mamas boy!" shouted Jack. "Ah must admit Jacky boy ah didn't know you were a mamas boy." said Applejack as she laughed. Awww come on, does everyone here think i'm a mamas boy?" asked Jack as he looked around the room. "Oh come now dear, we were just having a little bit of fun. Nopony here thinks you're a mamas boy." said Rarity. "I do." replied Rainbow Dash. "Okay well Rainbow Dash does, but the point is the rest of us don't, and we're all here to help get you back home." said Rarity. "Okay, but what about her?" asked Jack as he pointed at Fluttershy. "She's been hiding in that corner for the past five hours." said Jack. "Yes she's here to help to, she's just really shy." said Twilight. "Well we're already done fixing my phone, she wasn't really of much use." said Jack as Fluttershy whimpered in the corner. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, it's just.. Aahh.. Someone help me here?" asked Jack. "You're on your own on this one Jack." said Rainbow Dash. "Thanks a lot." said Jack as he walked over to Fluttershy to console her. "Look i'm sorry, Fluttershy was it? I'm sorry, I've just been under a lot of stress and I took it out on you, can you forgive me?" said Jack, fairly certain she was about to run off and start to cry. Fluttershy then jumped up and hugged Jack. "I'm sorry I wasn't of any use in helping you fix your phone, I was just really scared. I've never seen anything like you before, that's why I was hiding the whole time." said Fluttershy. "It's okay, at least you're part of the group now." said Jack as he hugged Fluttershy back. "Nice goin Jack, it usually takes about a week before any of us can even talk to Fluttershy when she gets like that." said Applejack" "Enough with the sappy stuff, IT'S TIME TO PARTY!" shouted Pinkie. A few more hours passed, and Jack, Pinkie, Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity and Rainbow Dash partied right until it got dark."WOOO! What a party, I am pooped."said Pinkie as she plopped down on the floor and passed out. "I hear ya Pinkie." said Applejack as she to passed out. Not to long after the party was over, everyone was passed out, Jack was laying in the middle of the room, and everyone else was cuddled up next to Jack. As morning was approaching, everyone was jerked from there sound sleep by explosions and screaming. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" freaked Jack. "I'm not sure." said Twilight worried. The door to Twilight's library was suddenly blown open and the Changelings swarmed in. "WHERE IS IT!" shouted Chrysalis. "Where's what!" shouted Twilight. "I sensed a powerful source of love coming from this specific location! Wait there it is next to that strange creature, get it!" shouted Chrysalis. "HA! Go ahead and take it, the only one here that knows how to use it is Jack, and he'll never show you how to use it!" shouted Pinkie. "very well. MINIONS GRAB THE CREATURE TO!" shouted Chrysalis. "Wait! WHAT! NOOOO! SOMEONE HELP ME!" screamed Jack as the Changelings took him away. "Goodbye Twilight Sparkle, I will see when my army has absorbed enough love to take over Equestria. AAAAHHH HAHAHAAAA!" laughed Chrysalis. As Twilight and the others recovered from what had just happened, Rainbow Dash flew after them. "Rainbow Dash wait!" shouted Twilight. "I'm following them to see where the're going." said Rainbow Dash. "Okay, but be careful." said Twilight. "Oops." said Pinkie. "Pinkie why did you tell them that!?" freaked Twilight. 'I'm sorry, i'm sorry, I just.. I..I BWAAAAA!" cried Pinkie. "It's okay Twalight, we'll get em back, you'll see." said Applejack. "you're right, we just need to think of a plan, but what?" asked Twilight as she put a hoof to her chin. "I've got it! They don't know Rainbow Dash is fallowing them so when she comes back we can make an attack plan and get Jack back." said Jack. Cave on the outskirts Ponyville "You'll never get away with this!" shouted Jack. "Oh don't be so cliche, and besides who is going to save you? asked Chrysalis. "Twilight and the others will save me you'll see!" shouted Jack, Jack then saw Rainbow Dash at the mouth of the cave. "And what makes you think that?" asked Chrysalis. "Oh I've just got a feeling." said Jack as he watched Rainbow Dash fly away. "Feelings wont be enough to save you. NOW TELL ME HOW TO USE THIS! shouted Chrysalis. "I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!" shouted Jack. "Then I guess I'll have to resort to torture." said Chrysalis. "You flip up the front of the phone then you dial a number, and when it rings and the person answers you say hello, oh and if you go in to that little menu there, you can play a game called asteroids." said Jack. All the Changelings and Chrysalis just stared at Jack for a moment. "Uhhhh.. Okay good, you minion, dial a number. said Chrysalis. The minion started dialing Jack's mom's number after it fund the number in Jack's contacts list, and she answered. "Hello, Jack is that you?" asked Jack's mom. The Changeling minion changed it's voice to Jack's voice and answered back. "Yes mother it is me Jack your son, do you love me?" asked the Changeling. "Oh of course my sweet baby boy, mommy will always love you." said Jack's mom. "It's working, it's working! My Changeling's will gain plenty of power, and soon we will take over all of Equestria! shouted Chrysalis. Jack tried to shout out but they had covered his mouth in sticky green slime. Ponyville Rainbow Dash got back to Ponyville to inform her friends where Jack was. "Guys I know where Jack is!" said Rainbow Dash excited. "That's good to know, where is he?" asked Twilight. "He's in a cave in the outskirts of Ponyville." said Rainbow Dash. "Okay good, now lets get an attack plan ready." said Twilight. "Okay Twilight, what's the plan?" asked Rainbow Dash. "Okay they don't know that we know where they are, so we can use that to our advantage." said Twilight.1 "Okay sounds good so far." said Rainbow Dash. "Now what we're going to do is, Rarity and I will go straight through the front of the cave, Applejack and Pinkie, you two will go to the cave entrance, and buck it as hard as you can to try and collapse it and trap them in, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, I want you two flank around the back of the cave, so none of them escape, are we all clear on what we're doing! shouted Twilight. "Ma'm yes ma'm!" they all shouted. "Then lets go kick some Changeling butt!" shouted Twilight. "OOORAH!" shouted Pinkie.
Getting Jack back.As you all already know Jack has been kidnapped, and the others are on there way to save him. The Changelings don't know they are on there way and shits about to get real. (Dude really... Just get on with the story) Oh shit yeah, sorry, anyway back to the story. Ponyville "Alright everypony are we ready to get Jack back!" shouted Twilight. "YEAH!" shouted everyone. "Are we going to kick Changeling butt!" shouted Twilight. "YEAH!" shouted everyone. "Who's with me!" shouted Twilight. "WE ARE!" shouted everyone. "Then lets go!" shouted Twilight. "YEAAAAH!" shouted Snowflake. "You're not in this fanfic Snowflake, go away." said Pinkie. "Awww." said Snowflake as he flew away sad. "Fanfic Pinkie?" asked Twilight. "Oh never mind, lets go kick some Changeling butt!" shouted Pinkie. "I will never understand you Pinkie. Alright so you all know the plan right? asked Twilight. "Right." said everyone. "Alright lets go." said Twilight. They all headed out towards the cave, it took them about thirty minutes to walk there. Cave on outskirts of Ponyville When they got there they saw that it didn't look much like cave anymore, it looked more like a hive, green goo oozing out of the cracks in the walls, and some Changeling's crawling on the side and by the entrance. The Changeling's that they saw looked different, the ones by the entrance looked bigger and had two horns. "Woah, they didn't look like this before." said Rainbow Dash. 'Alright, remember the plan, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie and I head through the entrance, Rainbow Dash you and Fluttershy head to the back of the cave and stand by. ARE YOU READY!" shouted Twilight. "READY!" shouted everyone. "Alright lets do this. LEROOOOOY JENKINS!" shouted Pinkie. "Oh my Celestia, she just ran in there." said Rarity. "Alright, move, move, move!" shouted Twilight as she Applejack and Rarity ran in, when they got in Pinkie and Applejack immediately started bucking the entrance, not to long after they started bucking the entrance it started to collapse, the only way out was through a small hole in the top of the cave where Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were guarding. "Oh I see your little friends have actually managed to find us, no matter, I already have enough power to take over all of Equestria! Attack my new and improved minions!" shouted Chrysalis. Her minions attacked, and a very large brutish minion ran at Applejack knocking her to the ground, Twilight shot a magical bolt at the brute minion, it hit hard enough to make it stumble a bit, it turned around was about to run after Twilight when Applejack jumped on it. "Pinkie! Now!" shouted Applejack. Pinkie then puled out her party canon and shot the brute minion in the stomach at point blank range, the minion flew back and hit the wall of the cave and put a crack in the wall. "Well that takes care of him." said Twilight. Twilight then saw Jack stuck to a rock with green goo. "Hang on Jack, i'm coming!" shouted Twilight. A bright ball of electricity flew at Twilight and hit the ground next to her, it made a large hole in the ground. "You should worry about yourself first." said a Changeling crawling on a wall. This Changeling was taller than normal, and it had two horns, it suddenly charged up another ball of electricity in between it's horns, and fired off another round. Twilight and the Changeling were having a fire fight, wile Pinkie, Applejack and Rarity were busy fighting another brute Changeling. Twilight shot off a few small beams of magic as the two horned Changeling was shooting off big balls of electricity, it sounded like a Star wars scene, with all the lasers flying around. Twilight finally managed to land a few good hits, the Changeling was knocked out cold, she ran up to Jack and freed him from the goo. Applejack, Pinkie and Rarity got dog-piled by a bunch of Changelings at once. "Rainbow Dash. HELP!" cried Pinkie. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy flew in through the top of the cave, Rainbow Dash body checked the pile of Changelings, and Chrysalis grabbed Jack again. "Don't hurt him or...Or...Or you'll be sorry." said Fluttershy. "Oh really." said Chrysalis as she flicked Jack in the head with her hoof. "Oww, that hurt, your hooves are hard you know." said Jack. "YOU MOTHERBUCKER, YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!" screamed Fluttershy. "Fluttershy dear, language, remember what we talked after that Iron Will incident." said Rarity. "Oh, umm, could you let him go please, if you don't mind." said Fluttershy. "Umm, NO!" shouted Chrysalis. "Okay." said Fluttershy terrified . "Fluttershy dear, try using your stare." said Rarity. "Oh, right!" said Fluttershy excited as she flew towards Chrysalis, and proceeded to stare at her. "What...What are you doing...STOP THAT!" shouted Chrysalis, Jack then slipped out of her grip wile she was distracted, and then he ran back to the rest of the group. "Nice going Fluttershy." said Jack. "Yeah good job Fluttershy." said Rainbow Dash. "Alright are you all ready to finish this?" asked Jack. "Oh, yeah!" shouted Rainbow Dash. "Alright it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum..." said Jack. "AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM!" shouted Pinkie. "How did she... Never mind. ATTACK!" shouted Jack. They all ran at the remaining Changeling's, Jack tackled a few and started punching them, Rainbow Dash grabbed a few and through them at a wall. The walls started to crack, and rocks started to fall wile they were fighting, Pinkie was just blasting them with her party canon, Applejack was bucking them, Rarity was wrapping them in old fabric and throwing them in to the the walls, Twilight was keeping them at bay with her magic blasts, and Fluttershy was hiding behind a rock. "The walls are collapsing, we have to get out of here!" shouted Twilight. A rock fell from the ceiling and crushed a Changeling in front of Jack. "Woah that was close! You guys go on without me, I'll catch up!" shouted Jack. "Are you nuts! We're not leaving you here! Especially not after what we've been through to get you back!" shouted Rainbow Dash. "Don't worry, I'll be fine, now go before it's too late!" shouted Jack. "Jack you crazy.." Rainbow Dash was cut off by a rock as it fell in front of her. "You better make it out of there alive!" shouted Rainbow dash as she and Fluttershy helped carry there friends to safety. "Now where is my damn phone, ahh here it..."said Jack as he was cut off by Chrysalis. "Not so fast, if i can't have this power then no one can!" shouted Chrysalis as she shot green blasts out of her horn, Jack quickly grabbed his phone, Chrysalis then charged a shot and just missed him only to hit a wall, the wall fell and Jack ran towards it, only to stop when he heard a scream, Jack turned around to see Chrysalis had her leg pined under a fallen rock, Jack ran back to her and started to lift the rock. "Why are you helping me?" asked Chrysalis. "Because I believe everyone deserves a second chance at life." said Jack as he pushed the rock off her leg, he then ran towards the hole and Chrysalis flew up behind him and grabbed him. "Ahh what are you doing!?" said Jack surprised, then she flew out of the hole just before it collapsed completely. "Everyone deserves a second chance at life right?" said Chrysalis as she flew off. "Oh where is Jack, i hope he's okay." said Pinkie worried. They then saw Jack walk through a cloud of dust, and Pinkie ran up to Jack hugged him. "Jack I'm so glad you're okay, we thought you didn't make it." said Twilight. "I almost didn't." said Jack. "How did you make it out of there?" asked Twilight. "Ahhh it doesn't matter your here and that's all that counts" said Applejack "Are you okay? You aren't are you?" asked Fluttershy. "No Fluttershy I'm fine." said Jack. "That's good." said Fluttershy with a sigh of relief. "But why did you go back in?" asked Twilight. "I had to get my phone, you wouldn't be able to send me home with out it." said Jack. "But was it really worth risking your life?" asked Twilight. "I guess not, but I have it don't I, and I'm still alive." said Jack. "That's true, I guess we can start preparations for sending you back home when we get back to Ponnyville." said Twilight. They all walked along side each other on there way back to Ponnyville, making jokes and laughing along the way. Ponyville "Alright my magic needs a rest after all that's happened today, we can start preparations tomorrow after I've had some time to relax, if that's alright with you Jack?" asked Twilight. "Yeah I'm pretty beat today to, I don't mind starting tomorrow." said Jack as he laid down in on the floor in the middle of the room, then one by one they all cuddled up next to Jack. "Yeah a nice sleep sounds great." said Applejack. "I'm so tired I don't even want celebrate our success on getting you back, can we do that to morrow Jack?" asked Pinkie. "Sure thing Pinkie, we can party as long as you want tomorrow." said Jack. "Sounds like a..." Pinkie yawned. "..Great plan." said Pinkie as she fell asleep on Jack's chest. "You know, I could get used to this." said Jack as he slowly fell asleep with them all cuddled around him.
Jack goes home?HAAAY YOOOU GUUYYYS! Ha Goonies reference, anyway Jack is now back, and Twilight is going to try and send Jack back home, and in the meantime, Pinkie has two parties that she needs to throw, one for getting Jack back, and another for Jack going home, so today is going to be a pretty busy day. Twilight's library Jack woke up slowly, and rubbed his eyes. "Awww man what a crazy day that was." said Jack as everyone else started to wake up. Pinkie yawned and woke up. "Good morning everypony. So Jack you get to go home today, are ya excited." said Pinkie. "Yeah I guess." said Jack as he was still trying to wake up. "You don't sound too excited, but I'm gonna change that! I have two parties planed for you today, since yesterday I couldn't celebrate us getting you back, we'll do that one first, and when Twilight is ready with her spell, we can celebrate your going home party, sound good?" said Pinkie. "Yup sounds good." said Jack. "Okay, you sit here and relax for wile I get the party ready." said Pinkie as she zoomed off to get party supplies. "Good morning Jack, that sure was a pretty crazy day yesterday huh?" said Twilight. "Yeah it sure was, I almost thought I wasn't going to make it, but here I am." said Jack. Jack started to feel weird, he wasn't sure why, but he found it hard to talk to Twilight, in fact he found it kind of hard to talk to any of them, he felt almost sad for some reason. "Are you feelin alright sugar-cube? You don't look so good, do you need somethin to drink?" asked Applejack. "Hmm, yeah I'm fine, I'm just a bit tired that's all." said Jack. "ALRIGHT EVERYPONY! WHO'S READY TO PAAARTAY? shouted Pinkie as she returned with the party supplies. "WHOO HOO! Come on Jack let's party! Nopony throws a party like Pinkie Pie!" said Pinkie. When they all started to party Jack's mood started to lift a bit. Pinkie and Rainbow Dash were bobbing for apples, wile Jack was trying to hit the pinata, Jack hit the pinata, and it flew back and hit him in the head, he started to laugh, and so did everyone else. "So Jack are ya enjoyin the party so far?" asked Applejack. "Yeah it's pretty good, I haven't had this much fun in a while." said Jack. "Hay Jack! Come bob for apples with me!" shouted Rainbow Dash over the music. Jack walked over to Rainbow Dash and Pinkie to bob for apples. "Alright, you guys ready, lets see who can get the most apples to fit in their mouth. Ready. Set. GO!" shouted Jack as they all dunked their heads in the bucket, then they all came back up at the same time. "I got two." said Jack with a muffled voice. "I got four." said Rainbow with a muffled voice as well. "Gerrbrrferrr!" said Pinkie with a mouth full of apples. "How does she do that?" asked Jack after he spit out the apples. "I have no idea." said Rainbow Dash. They partied for a about two more hours, they danced, they even tried singing karaoke.... That didn't end to well, they forgot almost all the words to the songs they were trying to sing, but they had fun and laughed. "Jack, my spell is ready, I need you to call someone from your world, so i can connect my signal to it and send you back." said Twilight. "Awwww, does Jack have to go already?" asked Pinkie. "Yes Pinkie, he does, I have no clue what might happen if he stays here any longer." said Twilight. "She's right Pinkie, who knows what might happen." said Jack. "Awww, but I never got to throw a going away party." said Pinkie. "If it makes you feel any better Pinkie, that was the best party I have ever had." said Jack. "Alright Twilight, I'm dialing, do your spell." said Jack. Twilight's horn started to light up, her magic signal started to connect with Jack's signal, a magic portal opened up in front of them and Jack stepped up to the portal and looked back. "Bye Jack, it's been a crazy adventure, we'll miss you." said everyone. Jack stood there for a second, and then he got a tear in his eye, Jack then ran towards them all and gave them all a big hug. "I don't care what happens, I'm not going back! This has been the greatest time of my life, and I'm not going to give that up! I...I..I love you all!" said Jack as he almost started crying. "But Jack, you have a life back where you live." said Twilight. "No I don't, I got fired from my job, and I got kicked out of parents place, that's why I tried to go back in time, I figured if I went back to a simpler time, life might be a bit easier." said Jack with tears now running down his cheek. "Awww Twalight, can't we let em stay? I could get him a steady job at the farm." said Applejack. "Well..." said Twilight. "And I could get him a job at Sugar Cube Corner." said Pinkie. "And he could help me at my boutique." said Rarity. "But what if something happens?" said Twilight. "Look, Twilight, if something was going to happen don't you think it would have already happened? And plus, you heard what he said, he has nothing to go back to." said Rainbow Dash. "Well, I suppose it would be alright, and I'd be lying if i said I didn't want him to stay to." said Twilight. "ALRIGHT! TIME FOR ANOTHER PARTY! I call it the Jack's going away but not really going away then staying forever party!" shouted Pinkie as she brought out her party canon. "This kind of party calls for my super special punch." said Pinkie as she brought out a big bole punch and and offered Jack some. Jack poured himself a glass of punch and tasted it. "Is this? No! It can't be?! This is vodka! I think I'm going to enjoy staying here even more now." said Jack as they all partied in to the night. The End
