Manly Nazi Soviet Terrorist Socialist Flubber in Equestria

by Iron McGalley

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Big Macintosh, Scootaloo, Random, Crossover, Human, Granny Smith, Gore, Apple Bloom, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1396

Flubber makes sure the abnormal colored people, homosexuals, and jewish ponies learn a lesson.

Manly Nazi Soviet Terrorist Socialist Flubber in Equestria

Blacks, homosexuals, lesbians, jews, and orphans have no place in this world.

Flubber will make sure that the same applies in Equestria.

Published 2013-06-29 23:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-29 23:10:01 UTC

Flubber

Manly Nazi Soviet Terrorist Socialist Flubber in Equestria

By: Iron Galley

Because: Fuck You

It was another glorious day in the best planet of the universe: Earth. The humans of earth had woken from their sleep and were running about their daily tasks, like tending to the superior species of the universe.

"Please, sir, please! My baby daughter is too little to suck on your glorious, throbbing cock! Please! Let me suck you instead!"

The puny human attempted to lunge forward and grab a hold of the great one's mighty penis, but the great and almighty Flubbertius the fifth would have none of that! As the human jumped, Flubber utilized his greater speed to make a double backflip and jam his erect penis hard into the man's eyeball.

"AHH! OH GOD, THERE'S PRECUM INSIDE MY BRAIN!"

The human wailed and screeched as almighty Flubber lubbed up his sex rod with blood and grey matter. Flubber, utilizing his powerful gelatinous ass cheek muscles, began to thrust.

"OH GOD! SWEET BABY ALLAH RIDING ON A DRUNKEN MOSES WITH JESUS! IT HURTS SO FUCKING GOOD!"

Flubber continued to ram the little fucker hard and good. Placing his flubbery arms around the human's head, Flubber made a second cock form on his forehead, and he used that to start penetrating the man's ear.

Thousands of humans began to furiously masturbate as almighty Flubber ravenously violated the man in public. They were standing on top of the ruins of the white house, in the glorious sector of The United States of Fatso, as the great and mighty Flubber had renamed the territory.

Flubber's forehead cock pushed deeper into the man's head as the puny human's eyes rolled back in pleasure, and the squishy throbbing penis of flubbery doom pierced through the brain and skull to emerge out ofthe other ear. It was so incredibly arousing, that all the retards present blew their loads and began to suck the cum from each others' cocks.

But Flubber was not satisfied. Flubber can never be satisfied.

Utilizing his mighty head, Flubber made six more fuck rods appear from all over his gelatinous body, and the human saw that it was good. All that was left of that man was a pulp of bleeding entrails and a still jizzing, half erect, half amputated penis.

Flubber then looked at the gathering crowds and grabbed one of his many dicks, making the people cum and orgasm as no other crowd has done so before. They all came so hard, that blacks and chinese finally became normal people. They all came so hard, that women finally realized that their role in life was to be in a kitchen, making meals for their betters and raising kids on their own. They all came so hard, that homofaggotsexuals finally realized how disgusting they were, and how it was wrong to love another man's asshole.

And Flubber saw all of this, and he approved. Flubber released gallons upon gallons of warm, sticky, salty, viscous spermatozoa all over the lesser people. Moans and whimpers filled the air as Flubber sprayed the world with his musky, thick streams of cum.

Water levels rose as the hot, steamy sperm filled the oceans and drowned the fish in delicious ejaculative glory. Millions of people died happily as their tracheas were filled to the brim with Flubbers dead babies, and an orphanage was destroyed by an airplane that crashed into it, as the pilot had been too busy masturbating to Flubber's glory to pay any attention.

Not that anyone cared anyway, since it was a jewish orphanage.

Flubber watched as the world became so full of his seed, that the french and brits began fucking furiously over a plate of spaghetti, seasoned with the orgasms of a million italians that wanted nothing more than to taste Flubber's cock down their throats.

And then, the world was destroyed. Flubber had enough of humanity, and he wanted no more of them. He had blown the load of doom.

Green spermy doom.

Flubber stroked his flacid penis a few times to get it rock hard, and then he smacked it against the floor! A thunderous thud echoed through the earth as Flubber's cock caused craters to form in the ground, and the world shook to its very core. Flubber did not stop, and his third leg kept on slamming the planet till the very ground moaned and orgasmed a torrent of corpses and nuclear waste.

It was at this moment that the nuclear waste mixed with the dead bodies of a bunch of war veterans no one gave two shits about, and a portal to another world (hint hint dumbfuck, it's Equestria!)opened in front of Flubber.

Flubber thrusted his massive phallus into the portal and then jumped in, eliciting a gasp and moan from the homosexual portal.

Once inside, the first thing that Flubber noticed was that he was laying on top of grass and that he had a name tag on that read 'Kyle Hunter' with small letters behind it 'Instructions: Kill manticore, become seventh element of harmony, sex all the ponies and become friends with everyone. ALL IN THE SAME FUCKING DAY!'

Flubber became angry.

No tag would order Flubber around!

The great and mighty cock of doom swiftly dispatched the hideous name tag, and all nearby life forms orgasmed at the sight. Flubber then found a manticore and sexed it up so hard, that Paris Hilton and Snookie cringed at the sight.

And Flubber saw that his throbbing cock remained hard, and he saw it was good.

The great one marched into the nearest town, and the sight was disgusting. Two small ponies were furiously fornicating outside a barn. One of them was a hideous red stallion and the other was a small filly with a red bow.

"AH! AH! FUCK ME, YA BIG SCHLONG! FUCK LIKE AH'M APPLEJACK!"

"EEYUP!"

Flubber saw this and his rock hard fuck rod twitched.

It was Flubber time.

Utilizing his precum, Flubber built a fish-shaped dildo and rushed the red stallion with the speed of a thousand niggers with the police after them and a welfare check in front.

Big Cockintosh gasped loudly as Flubber iserted the dildo iside his urethra. Flubber had no time for bullshit.

"AHHHH!! GRANNY, AM CUMMING!"

The stallion screamed as his cum sprayed all over his sister despite being obstructed by the massive fish dildo.

"DON'TCHA FACKIN' SAY THAT SLUT'S NAME HERE, YA HEAR?! YA'RE WITH ME NOW, NOT WITH THAT SLUT O' GRANNY!"

The small one shouted and hollered as she lapped up the semen hungrily.

Flubber turned his attention to her, and soon enough, she was being brutally sodomized in all holes by his gelatinous peni. She squealed like a pig being butchered, and Flubber saw that it was good.

He left the incestuous, inbred, pieces of farmer shit behind and made his way deeper into the town. He only stopped to kill that slut named Granny Smith though, since she was hideous as fuck and probably jewish.

Flubber then saw something atrocious.

"Whoa! Hey Vagina, look at this shit! It's all squishy and shit... Heh... I called you Vagina..."

"Rainbow... Ah!... Dash... You... Ooohh~... are sooo cool..."

A homofaggotsexual gay pony and a smaller one walked over to Flubber. The lesbian whore pony had a faggot rainbow mane that made Flubber's cock tingle with righteous fury, and the smaller one was masturbating furiously to the faggot one's visible snatch.

Flubber wasted no time.

He lashed out with a throbbing cock-tendril of glory and penetrated the lesbo through the mouth, all the way into the esophagus, through the lungs, piercing the intestines, and leaving through her asshole. The ruptured organs and feces stimulated Flubber massively, and he saw that it was good.

Rainbow Snatch was reduced to a dead whore moaning and cumming over and over as Flubber pushed in deeper and deeper with every savage thrust of his massive cock, pushing out organs and intestines out of her ass with every thrust.

Vagina died.

Flubber left the disgusting lesbian horse as a mass of whimpering and cumming, and he delved deeper into the town.

He fucked and violated all the horses that appeared on his path, turning them from abnormal homos, niggers, jews, and chinese, into normal, bloody masses of blood and sperm.

It was good to be Flubber.