Unexpected Results

by twilightsmlp

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Romance, Sex, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Anthro, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Alternate Universe
Length: 11298

Mike Patterson is a world renown rock climber whose life's goal is to climb to the top of mt. Everest what happens when at the end of his climb there is an explosion that sends him to a new world? *Anthropomorphic Poni

Mike Patterson is a world renown rock climber whose life's goal is to climb to the top of Mt. Everest what happens when at the end of his climb there is an explosion that sends him to a new world and in this new world is populated by strange creatures with the ability to use magic, control the weather, and fly. Not to mention the size of their breast.
*Anthropomorphic Ponies*

Published 2013-07-01 03:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-27 09:58:55 UTC

Chapter 1

Unexpected Results
Written By: Twilightsmlp
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of the one and only Lauren Faust. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.
Note: from this point on the story will be from Mikes POV.
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"Agh…. God my head hurts! That was a hell of a fall I could of swore I just saw giant breasted creatures with wings and horns!"

“Giant breasted? I always thought they were small.” Says a voice from behind you. You slowly turn to see the source of the voice all the while praying your ears are deceiving you, but to your dismay standing right behind you is the same group you thought you were hallucinating.

“Glad to know he at least finds us attractive.” Says the white one she seems to be the oldest in the group, but this is only an assumption based on her being slightly taller than the other three. Still stunned and confused and to be totally honest scared out of your mind you do the only logical thing at the time, you run. You make it a good 15 steps before your body seems to no longer be moving. Even more confused now than you were before you grunt in frustration.

“Now there is no need to run.” The white one says in a motherly tone as the horn on her head is glowing a golden color. “How rude of me let me introduce myself I am Princess Celestia controller of the sun and co-ruler of Equestria. And this” she says pointing to the dark blue creature standing to her left. “This is my dear sister Princess Luna, controller of the moon and night.”

Next the smallest of the group who you guess is the youngest begins to speak. “My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, controller of the stars and element of magic.” She says in a confident tone. “Also thank you for your earlier complement about my bust size.” She says with a smile.

The last of the group seems slightly flustered as she begins to speak. ”My name is Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Princess of love and ruler of the Crystal Empire, but you can just call me Cadence.” She says in a confident completely opposite to her earlier domineer. They all look at you expectantly.

"Uh hi", you say now somewhat convinced that these creatures meant you no harm. My name is Mike Patterson it’s a pleasure no meet you. You say in a careful, but polite tone. After all these girls seem to be some kind of royalty in this place. Celestia begins to walk towards you seemingly raping you with her eyes. Needless to say you felt uncomfortable being looked at like a juicy steak, of course you had no idea what these things ate, but you assume the worst. "Anything I can help you with?" You say.

She looks at you “Actually yes you can. What are you exactly?” she asks.

"I could ask you the same thing" you respond.

She only chuckles at your response. “I guess that’s fair. We are ponies, specifically alicorns” she says.

"Are there are others different from alicorns?" You ask.

“Yes there are actually 4 different kinds of pony there is the Unicorn: they all have a horn and the ability to use magic, than there is the Pegasus: they have wings, can fly, and control our weather, and next is the Earth Pony: they are physically the strongest of the three races and have a natural affinity with nature, finally we have Alicorns: alicorns possess all of these traits. Sadly we are the last of the alicorns” she says gesturing to herself and the rest of the group.

Feeling an answer for answer kind of game seems appropriate for the situation you say, "To answer your question I’m a human and unlike you ‘ponies’ we have no magic powers, but we are smart and invent things to solve problems in our everyday lives."

Seeming to accept your answer she walks back to her group and turns to you. “Well Mike Patterson it seems that you have a very unique opportunity here.” She says in a somewhat sultry tone. The way she said that and the way she’s looking at you now sends shivers down your spine.

"And what opportunity is that?" You ask.

“The spell that brought you here was a spell designed to search for the perfect mate for all four of us and it seems that out of every creature in the universe you are the only one who fits all of the criteria” she says.

It takes you a second to realize what she just said………"SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT ME BEING HERE IS NOT A FREAK ACCIDENT, YOU A STOLE ME FROM MY WORLD, MY LIFE, MY FAMILY, MY EVERYTHING JUST SO I CAN BE YOUR FUCK BUDDY!!!!" You scream at them causing them to recoil and have their ears fold back. They looked devastated, but you didn't care. You were far to pissed. "Send me back." You demand in a cold tone. Twilight steps forward she seems to be ready to burst in to tears.

“W-w-we can’t” she says clearly holding back tears. This one statement brought back your earlier rage and confusion. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T FUCKING SEND ME BACK YOU CLEARLY TOOK ME FROM THERE HOW CAN YOU NOT SEND ME BACK!!!!!" You scream.

This pushed Twilight over the edge as she begins to ball her eyes out in front of you. Seeing this calmed you down slightly you were always weak for a crying girl even if she was purple with wings and a horn. "I’m sorry" you say in a much calmer tone.

She looks at you confused “why are you sorry this is entirely our fault!”

"Yes it is, but that is no reason for me to blow up and be an ass like that. Although if you could be so kind and tell me why you cannot send me home that would help a lot."

She looks at you amazed at how kind you are than blushes and says “The reason we can’t send you home is because we have very little magic left between us after casting such a taxing spell and because we have no idea where your home planet is.”

She was right the universe is huge and ever expanding finding the Milky Way galaxy let alone Earth out in deep space is like trying to find a needle in a haystack the size of Jupiter. The more you thought about the more you realize that it this was just an unfortunate of a series of events that fit together perfectly: First you ignore you teams advice and finish the climb in the middle of the storm which by now is at its peak and your team will think that your already dead because of you not returning to base camp, and now you can’t return to said team because you’re on a whole new planet, so back on Earth your already dead. Sighing you look at the group of girls and say "I guess this is home now, but on the topic of me being your ‘mate’ or whatever you call it that will have to be discussed at a later date, but for now I’m tired is there anywhere I can stay while I’m here?"

Celestia says “Yes of course just follow me” you do as she leads you to a room that rivals even the best penthouse suites in 5 star hotels back on Earth although you didn't care the only thing on your mind was sleep. You don’t even have enough time to get under the covers before passing out.

Chapter 2

Unexpected Results
Written By: Twilightsmlp
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of the one and only Lauren Faust. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.
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You awake to the sound of what sounds like classical music coming from the hallway next to your room. Realizing that trying to go back to sleep is futile you rouse yourself to investigate the noise. You walk towards the door, but realize that you must smell like shit after not bathing for so long plus the sweat residue that remains from you climb. You immediately make a detour to your bathroom. One perfectly tempered shower later and you’re feeling pretty good. You find some loose fitting, but clean clothes on your bed “maid must have brought these in while I was showering.” You think to yourself. You make your way out of your room into the absolutely massive hall of the even larger castle and begin to walk in the general direction you heard the music coming from earlier. A good 15 minutes later you find the source; it’s a small record player like one you would see in old 1930 black and white films. This brings a thought to you “I could have sworn these ponies were more technologically advanced than this, maybe the owner is just an old soul.” Just as you finish your thought you see said owner it’s one of the princess’ you met yesterday one of the magical creatures who stole you from your own life, world, and family. Thinking this instantly brings your mood back to what it was when you awoke.

“Mike is that you?” Luna says when she sees you.

“No I’m the other hairless ape with no tail or fur.” You respond coldly

“Look Mike I’m sorry I truly am, but you must realize we had no other choice and it’s not like we choose you specifically you just happen to be the only one who fit our criteria.” She says in a semi-reassuring tone. This did very little to improve your mood though.

“What do you mean you had no other choice?” You ask.

“Well mike before I answer that let me ask you a question, what is the government from where you came from?” she asks.

“Uh well in my country we have a democratic republic, were we elect our public officials and if they want to keep their office they usually do the will of the people in order to get re-elected to said office although this is not always the case.” You say, politics has always been a passion of yours, so talking about it brightens your mood a little.

“Well as you can see by me being a princess our country does not have the same kind of government we in Equestria have a monarchy who hold a majority of the power as well as a republic of elected officials for each town and city who meet here in Canterlot to make bills and send them to either me, Celestia, or Twilight to be approved.” She says.

“So your government is similar to that of England’s except the role of power is switched. In England the Parliament has most of the power while the royal family is pretty much just their for show and to keep tradition.” You say.

“Yes well to answer you earlier question the ‘Parliament’ as you call it is trying to use a law mine and Celestia’s parents passed over 2,000 years ago that says after a certain number of princess’ are either crowned or birthed that either all or one of them must be married and become a queen.” She says with a hint of venom in her voice.

“So let me get this straight at least one of you four royal princess’ have to get married and become queen?” you ask.

“One OR all.” She answers.

“What do you mean all wont having four kings kind of put a strain on the division of power?”

“Yes and that’s why we as a group decided to all share a groom.” She says matter-of-factly.

“Polygamy is legal here?” You say shocked.

“We do not call it that, we prefer the term ‘Herding’.” She says. “Now let’s get back on topic. Parliament is trying to use said law to get us removed from power, so we decided that we would use a spell that took each of our aspirations and feelings into consideration and then would use those as a criteria for a possible mate. Being that all four of us are Alicorns we were able to put much more power into the spell than a normal pony would be able to, allowing it to broaden its search to other worlds. We waited for almost a full day for the spell to find us a suitor. We had all, but given up hope when you fell from the sky into Celestia’s grasp.” She says giving you a look through half lidded eyes.

“So out of every creature, every sentient being, I’m the only one who fit all of your criteria” You say. You remember Celestia saying that same thing yesterday, but it actually made sense now.

“It would seem that way” she says in a tone a little too happy for your liking.

Now that your confusion was cleared up and you discovered that the only reason you’re here is because your some super stud who is four smoking hot large breasted princess’ dream guy (+100 ego ). Needless to say your mood is now a lot better.

“Well if you’re telling the truth than I have nothing to be mad at you for.” You say smiling.

“So you forgive us?” She says jumping around like a school girl. Which you found adorable.

“Yes I forgive you, but on the topic of me marring you I want to get to know all of you on a personal level first, it would be nice to know my wife’s birthday.” You say jokingly.Her smile grew three sizes that day

“Of course let me gather the others” She says running down the hall. You decide to stay in the little music room to relax and wait for the inevitable game of 21Q that was about to come.

Author's Note

Sorry this chapter is so small, but I wanted the next chapter to be all about the groups Q/A session.

Chapter 4

Unexpected Results
Written By: Twilightsmlp
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of the one and only Lauren Faust. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.
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As you and Cadence leave the gate of the castle you turn to see what the exterior looks like. It reminds you of something right out of a Disney movie. The size of the castle is incomparable to anything man made you can think of.

“Wow!” You say aloud.

“Do your people not have castles?” Cadence asks.

“We used to, but not anymore and I don’t think any of the castles my people made are as big as this one.” You answer.

“If your rulers don’t live in castles where do they live?” She asks.

“Well in my country our President lives in a mansion called the White House, but in other countries their leaders just live in big houses sometimes mansions. It all depends on the wealth of the country really.” You answer.

“Yes, well we should be off.” She says.

“Where would be a good place for a date? I don’t really know anything about this place yet.” Cadence chuckles as you say this.

“I’d be worried if you did, after all you've only been here for three days.” She says.

This got you thinking. ‘Wow it’s really only been three days and here I am going on a date with one of the nation’s rulers and the others are buying for my affection as well. How am I taking this so well? I should be hiding or crying or something, but I’m not. Am I just pretending that these ponies are humans to keep my sanity? Well best not worry about it now.’ Cadence interrupts your thoughts by tapping you on the shoulder.

“Come on I know the perfect place!” She says excitedly.

As you walk through the city you can’t help but think that these ponies are behind on the times because their capital city looks like a city from Skyrim or something. You then realize that they probably have no need for technology with their ability to use magic. This brings a question to your mind.

“Hey Cadence, how do you guys travel long distances if you’re not a Pegasus or unicorn?” You ask.

“Well most Earth Ponies either take the train or use a Teleportation Station if they can afford it.” She answers.

“I see.” You respond.

You look around at some of the locals. They are all some pastel color and surprisingly most of them seem to be women. They all are looking at you with a mix of fear or curiosity, but most are respectful choose to leave you alone. After bowing to Cadence of course. Which you chuckle at.

“I wonder how they would react if they found out that you and the others are trying to marry me.” You whisper in Cadence’s ear. At which she blushes.

“I’m sure they wouldn't question their ruler’s choice of mate, but the tabloids would have a field day with you.” She Whispers back.

‘Oh you clever girl!’

After about a half an hour of walking and weird looks later you and Cadence reach a restaurant by the name of Rose d'amour using your limited knowledge of French you translate it to The Rose of Love, very Fitting for the Goddess of love.

“The Rose of Love? Little forward aren't we Cadence.” You say with a playful nudge.

“You can read Prench?” She asks.

“I have no idea what ‘Prench’ is, but I do speak a little French.” You answer.

“So not only do we speak the same language, but some of our language from other countries are the same as well!” She says.

“To be honest I thought the only reason we could understand each other was because of your spell, but I guess not.” You respond slightly shocked at the cultural similarities.

“shall we go inside?” she asks.

“This place looks really high end, don’t we need some kind of reservation?” You ask.

“Mike I’m a princess.” She responds dryly.

“Right, let’s go then.” You say.

As you enter the restaurant you’re greeted by a waiter wearing what looks to be a butlers suit.

“Name?” He says without even opening his eyes. Cadence coughs causing him to open his eyes. He starts to panic. “My apologies your highness, right this way.”

You and cadence are lead to a table right next to a window. The setup is so sappy you almost laugh. The chairs have heart shaped seats and there is a huge candle and bouquet right in the center of the table. You and Cadence take your seats.

The waiter than says. “And what can I get you to drink?”

Cadence responds “We’ll take a bottle of Champaign please.”

The waiter bows and walks off.

“So tell me about yourself.” Cadence says.

“Well I grew up in a small town in California, That’s a state in the country I lived in. During High School a friend of mine asked me to go rock climbing with him, so I did. We went to this little cliff right out of town and just climbed after which we camped out on the top of the cliff. I loved that experience so much that I made it my profession.” You answer.

“And what of family?” She asks.

“Well my mother died when I was born and my father died about 5 years ago.” You respond.

“I’m so sorry. I should not have brought up such a sad topic.” She says.

“No its fine my father lived a full and happy life, but enough about me tell me about your family.” You say.

“Well my story is a little strange my father was royalty by blood, but my mother was not she was a Prench waitress. They meet in Prance in the restaurant she was working at and it was love at first sight I guess, but my father’s family was not very excepting of my mother that is except Celestia. My father Asked Celestia if they could get married and she gave them her blessing. Shortly after they got married and had me.” She says.

“How romantic.” You respond.

“I cannot tell if you’re joking or serious.” She says while laughing.

“Tis all part of my plan my dear.” You say in a fake British accent.

You are interrupted by the arrival of the waiter with the Champaign. “And what can I get you to eat this evening?” He says.

You then realize that you haven’t even looked at the menu yet. “Just a moment please.” You say.

As you look over the menu you realize that there is nothing with meat. You decided to ask the waiter. ”Excuse me, but do you serve anything with meat in it?” You immediately regret your decision when you see both the waiter and Cadence’s face turn pale.

“YOU EAT MEAT!” Cadence yells.

“Yes I eat meant, but I also eat vegetables and fruits.” You say defensively

The waiter seems to regain his composure. “Yes let me bring you a Griffon menu.” He says after which he practically runs off.

Cadence seems to finally calm down so you say “I’m guessing ponies don’t eat meat.”

“No we do not and it wasn't until about 300 years ago that we allowed restaurants to serve it.” She says.

“I’m sorry if I’d known that I wouldn't have even brought it up.” You say
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“No its fine, really.” She says smiling at you.

The waiter returns with the other menu. Looking it over you decided to just have chicken alfredo in hopes that the white
sauce would hide the meat from cadence.

After giving the waiter your orders you and Cadence resume idle small talk until the food arrives. You and Cadence begin eating. She is eating very properly while you on the other hand are eating like you haven’t eaten in 3 days. Needless to say it was not pretty.

After you finish your meal Cadence looks up at you and starts laughing hysterically. She stands up and walks over to your seat she then holds up a napkin. “You might want you use this.” Felling embarrassed you blush and lightly chuckle.

You and Cadence pay the waiter and leave into the cool night. She turns to you and says. “I had a really good time tonight. It was refreshing to say the least.”

“And what is that supposed to mean?” You say in mock hurt.

“Oh nothing, just that you have to be the most messy eater I have ever met.” She says with a chuckle.

“Hey I was hungry!” You say defensively.

You and Cadence walk back to the castle.

“Would the gentlecolt care to escort the mare to her room?” She asks.

“I will walk you to your room, but I’m not going in.” You respond.

You and Cadence walk through the castle to her room.

“I really did have a great time Mike. Are you sure you don’t want to come in?” She says while blushing.

Not wanting to go to fast you just kiss her on the cheek and say. “I know Cadence and I had a great time as well, but the last thing I want is to go to fast I've had enough of that lately.” You say with a chuckle which she duplicates.

“Very well have a good night Mike I’ll see you tomorrow.” She says while kissing you on the cheek.

You then start to walk back to your room until you realize that you had no idea how to get there from Cadence’s room.

“Damn I’m lost” You say aloud.

Chapter 5

Unexpected Results
Written By: Twilightsmlp
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of the one and only Lauren Faust. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.
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As you walk through the castle aimlessly you take some time to admire the scenery. “Man this place looks even bigger on
the inside.” You say to yourself.

“Yes it is quite large isn't it?” Someone says behind you.

Startled by the sudden intrusion you jump and turn to see who spoke. It’s none other than Luna.

“I’m sorry did I startle you?” She says.

“A little.” You respond slightly embarrassed.

“Might I ask what you’re doing in in the lunar wing?” She says.

“Well I was walking Cadence to her room and I kinda got lost.” You respond sheepishly.

“Ah I see. If you would like I could show you to your room.” She says with a slight blush.

“Actually that would be great I've been walking aimlessly for over an hour!” You say.

She chuckles and says “Well you definitely are not the first to get lost in this place. To be honest it took me almost a month to get used to the castle after my return. I even had to ask the guards to show me to my room a few times.”

‘Dammit why didn't I think to ask the guards’ you think to yourself.

“Glad to see that I’m not alone.” You say. “Now what’s this about a return? Did you go on a trip or something?” You ask.

“Something like that.” She says with a sadden look.

“I’m sorry did I say something to offend you?” You ask afraid that you hurt her.

“No, It’s just a bad memory, but It’s in the past now” She says smiling at you.

“You sure?” You ask still skeptical.

“Positive” She responds.

“Say is there a garden nearby? I really want to see the night sky here.” You say.

This seems to actually make her smile.

“Yes actually the entrance is right here” She says while pointing to a door right next to you.

“How convenient.” You say.

As you walk through the door you’re greeted by the crispness of the night air. You look up to the sky and are saddened to see that most of the stars are not visible.

“Damn light pollution!” You say.

“It’s only been a problem in recent years actually. Before most ponies went to bed when the sun set, but lately there has been a surge in night life in Equestria. Just last year Canterlot had twelve night clubs open.” She says while smiling.

“Wow you ponies like to party!” You say while laughing.

“If you would like to see the night sky I know the perfect spot.” She says.

“Depends on how far it is I do have to get to sleep at some point you know.” You say jokingly.

“Mike I’m the second most powerful being on this planet we can travel anywhere in a matter of seconds.” She say.

“Oh yea magic and what not.” You say.

“So what do you say?” She asks.

“Why not.” You respond

*POP*

“Well that was different!” You say surprised at the sudden teleportation.

You look around to see where she has taken you. You’re in the middle of some forest next to what seems to be ruins of some sort.

“Where are we?” You ask.

“We are at Celestia and I’s old home.” She responds.

“So where’s this spot of yours?” You ask.

“Right over here.” She says pointing to the ruins.

You and Luna walk into the ruins.

“Kinda ominous in here don’t you think?” You ask.

“Well we are in a 2000 year old castle in the middle of one of the most evil places in Equestria.” She says calmly.

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE OF THE MOST EVIL PLACES IN EQUESTRIA ARE TRYING TO GET ME KILLED!” You say while panicking.

“Mike!” She screams trying to get you to calm down “Mike listen to me I would never let anything hurt you. I would vaporize any threat that got within 3 yards of here.” She says.

“Right, Second most powerful being on the planet.” You say reassured that you’re safe.

“Good now let’s go.” She says smiling.

As you walk through the creepy ruins you make sure to keep close to Luna ‘Letting the girl protect the guy is really emasculating, but I’d rather not die’ you think to yourself. You reach what looks like what’s left of a tower. Luna opens a door revealing what looks to be an old bedroom.

“This is my old bedroom.” She says.

“How is this the perfect place to see the sky?” You ask.

Without responding she walks to the middle of the room and her horn begins to glow after which the room becomes pitch black and to your surprise you see starts start to appear followed by the moon.

“This is cool is it some kind of projection magic or something?” You ask.

“No this is the night sky.” She responds.

“Excuse me?” You respond.

“We are in space right now.” She says matter-of-factly.

“Don’t mess with me Luna if this was space how could we be breathing?” You say.

“Magic.” She responds smugly. “If you look behind you, you can see Equis.” She says

You turn around and sure enough there’s the planet which looks scarily similar to Earth. You then realize that what she is saying is true. You’re in outer space!

“This is amazing!” You say.

“Thank you it took many years to train Twilight to get the position of the stars right, but it looks like she has it down now.” She says.

You where speechless.

“Mike you’re the first person other than Twilight I've ever brought out here.” She says blushing.

“I have to ask what is it that you all see in me? I’m some creature from a world you've never been to, I’m definitely not the most attractive male from my world, and I’m definitely no king.” You say.

“No this is all may be true, but if the spell choose you than you clearly are the perfect mate for us.” She responds.

“So all of you are fawning over me because some spell said I was you soul mate?” You ask.

“That and you’re not that bad on the eyes” She says grinning.

“Well thank you, but if you girls keep pumping up my ego like this something could go wrong.” You say smiling.

“Like what?” She asks.

“I could end up being the king of a country I've lived in for less than a week for starters and if you pump it up to much I might start thinking I could actually do it.” You respond.

She laughs at your rant.

“Well tonight has been great, but I really need to get to bed.” You say.

“Why not just sleep here?” She asks.

“Here as in space?” You respond.

Her horn glows and a pop is heard behind you. You turn to see a king size bed.

“I guess that answers that.” You say while chuckling.

You walk over to the bed and get under the covers. Less than a minute later you see Luna take off her dress and join you. The second she lays down you fly out of the bed.

“Mike what are you doing?” She asks.

“I can’t sleep with you Luna.” You respond.

“Why not?” She says with a sadden look.

“Because things are already moving so fast I don’t think I could handle anymore.” You respond.

“It’s just sleep Mike.” She says.

“Then why are you naked?” You ask.

“This is how I always sleep.” She responds.

“I’ll sleep with you ONLY if you put of some underwear at least.” You say.

“Very well” she says as a set of black lace underwear appears on her.

“Good night Mike.” She says.

“Good night Luna” You respond.

With that you return to the bed and let sleep take hold of you. 'Damn she had a great body, she has to have at least Double D’s’ You think before passing out.

Chapter 6

Unexpected Results
Written By: Twilightsmlp
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of the one and only Lauren Faust. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.
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You wake up after probably the best sleep you've had in years along with the strangest dream you've ever had. ‘Why the hell did I dream about Luna in that way?’ You think to yourself. Movement to your right reminds you of your bed guest.

“Good morning Mike.” Luna says through sleepy eyes.

“Good morning Luna. Did you sleep well?” You ask.

“I slept fine albeit slightly uncomfortable with cloths on” She replies.

“Ya sorry about that, but I would not feel very comfortable sleeping next to a naked goddess” You say while chuckling.

“It’s fine. It was still nice having someone in bed with me.” She replies
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“I see you two had fun last night.” A new voice says from behind you.

Startled, you jump out of the bed to face the new voice. It’s Celestia.

“Ready for round two I see!” Celestia says.

Confused about what she says you follow her eyes down to see the bane of every man’s existence, morning wood. Now that your more than embarrassed you do the only thing you can to keep what little dignity you had left and grabbed your cloths and put them on.

“Well that’s no fun.” Celestia says while giving you a pouty face. She then turns to Luna. “So how was he?” She asks.

“We didn't do anything!” You say defensively.

“So you’re telling me that you two were alone in space with nothing but a bed and you did nothing?” She says.

“Yes.” You reply.

“Then why we’re you both half naked?” She asks.

“Well I sleep in my boxers and Luna well she tried sleeping naked, but I made her wear something.” You say.

“But Luna always sleeps in her underwear?” She says.

It was your turn to look confused “But she told me she always slept naked!” Before you could get an answer you hear a *pop* come from behind you. “She just teleported out of here didn't she.” You say with a deadpan look.

“Yup.” Celestia replies.

“I see, well if it’s not too much to ask would you mind bringing me back to the castle I really don’t feel like being stuck in space.” You say.

“Eeeeeh why not, I’m going there anyways.” She replies while smiling at you.

*POP*

You rub your eyes after the sudden assault. “God that hurt!” You say.

“You get used after a while” A new voice says.

After your vision returns you see Twilight standing in front of you.

“Good morning Twilight.” You greet.

“Good morning Mike” She replies. “You never returned to your room last night. I assume yours and Cadence’s date went OK.” She says.

“Yes it went fine, but that’s not the reason I didn't return. After I walked Cadence to her room I sort of got lost and along my aimless wondering I ran into Luna and we decided to have a little date.” You say.

Her eyes grew large with excitement. “So does that mean I’m next?” She says.

“Sure I don’t see why not.” You reply.

What she did next both confused and entertained you. She started bouncing around continuously saying the word yes. A rumble from your stomach reminds you that you haven’t had breakfast yet.

Twilight looks at you and says “Hungry?”

“Very.” You reply.

“They're serving breakfast right now, would you like to go eat?” She says.

“Yes, let’s.” You say.

After a short walk you and Twilight arrive at the dining room. The table has just about everything you could possibly imagine someone would eat for breakfast including cake. That last one confused you ‘Who eats cake for breakfast?’ Your question is shortly answered by the arrival of Celestia. Who immediately grabs a slice.

“Cake for breakfast?” You ask.

“Why can one not eat cake for every meal?” She replies.

“Well it’s not very healthy for one.” You say while chuckling.

“Mike I’m a goddess nothing is unhealthy for me.” She says giving you a deadpan look.

“Point taken.” You say as you continue to look at the buffet of food in front of you. You are saddened to see that there is no bacon or any meat for that matter. “No bacon?” You ask.

Celestia spits out the cake she was eating “You’re a carnivore?” She asks.

“No I’m an omnivore” You reply, It was then that you remembered the incident at the restaurant. “Oh yea you guys are herbivores aren't you.” You say sheepishly.

Seeming to calm down with the realization that you weren't going to eat her or anyone else she says “Yes, well luckily we have the kitchen keep a stock of meat in case a griffon ambassador arrives. If you would like I could have them make you some.” She says.

“No it’s fine I don’t have to eat meat all the time only about once a month to stay healthy and I know it makes you uncomfortable.” You reply.

“That’s quite nice of you Mike. Thank you.” She says.

You grab a plate and fill it with some pancakes, eggs, and toast and begin eating. At this point Twilight decides to chime in to the conversation.

“So Mike tell us about your people?” She asks.

“Sure, but let’s wait till the others get here so I don’t have to repeat myself.” You reply.

“That’s understandable.” Celestia says. Twilight looks sad, but agrees.

Luna arrived just after your little conversation ended she refused to look you in the eye as she sat down. Twilight and Celestia greeted her as did you, but when you spoke she blushed and the room drifted into an awkward silence which was luckily broken by the arrival of Cadence shortly after.

“Good morning all” Cadence says.

“Good morning” Everyone replied simultaneously.

“Now that everypony is here will you tell us about your people?” Twilight asks.

“I do believe that was the deal” You reply. You take a minute to figure out where to begin. “The human race is an evolved form of monkey to my understanding. In the beginning of our existence we would group into small clans because as you can see we have little to no natural defenses, but what we did have is intelligence. If we ever ran into a problem we couldn’t fix with our own two hands we would build a tool to help us complete our task be it a stick with a rock tied onto it ask a makeshift hatchet or a sharpened stick as a makeshift spear. After many years of this cave man lifestyle we got more adventurous and began to leave our shelters in order to find either a warmer climate or better hunting grounds which in turn gave us more problems which we were forced to solve. Using our ingenuity we solved said problems, but our wanderlust still remain so we continued to expand and explore eventually some of us reached non frozen fertile ground and we began to plant our food in order to no longer have the need to hunt always this is how the first civilizations arose people would group into community’s where everyone had a specific job be it a farmer, a hunter, or leader. This basic idea of civilization is still what we use in modern civilization although the professions have slightly changed, but I digress. After many years of the hunter/gatherer stage humans began to invent to try and improve the overall life quality of themselves and those around them. We started trying to understand how things worked and in turn we discovered many things, but there were still many things unknown to us, things like the weather, the day night cycle, or just about anything that could not be easily explained. These things were just chocked up as acts of whatever god they worshiped. This brings up the topic of religion, we humans have always had trouble dealing with the unknown and it scared us, so to help us deal with the unknown we created gods as an excuse for all of the things we couldn't understand. Some cultures had gods for everything from the sun to wine. Now after many years of technological and cultural advancement we as a race evolved, got smarter, and eventually took over the planet as its only sentient race.” You say while skipping the topic of war.

“That’s amazing!” Twilight says.

“Indeed to think something that started as a primal species solely based off instinct could evolve into what we see in front of us.” Celestia adds.

After you finish your meal you ask Twilight what time she would like to have her date she says that you’ll leave the castle at about 5, so you had about seven hours to get ready. Not wanting to get lost again you ask Celestia for directions to your room, which she gives you. You then walk to you room to get ready for the days events.

Author's Note

I'm so sorry this took so long to come out my weeks been kinda crazy and it dosn't seen to be calming down anytime soon, but i felt you guys deserved an update. Also i'm currently looking for a proofreader/editor if your interested P.M me.

-twilightsmlp

Chapter 7

Unexpected Results
Written By: Twilightsmlp
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of the one and only Lauren Faust. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.
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5 o’clock comes around fairly quick in the past few hours you’ve done everything from the 3 s’s of man to contemplate why fate chose you to be the ambassador of humankind. You have a guard guide you to Twilight’s room. The Guard seemed to be female, but you couldn’t really tell; they all looked exactly the same and on top of that they NEVER talked to anyone other than the princess’s and that is only when directly addressed.

As you and your nameless guard approach Twilight’s door you hear a voice coming from behind it, but it’s not Twilights. It sounds like a teenage boy.

You knock on the door and you hear footsteps approach the door. Very much to your surprise it is not Twilight that answers the door, but a fucking purple dragon who is the same height as you.

“HOLY SHIT A DRAGON!!!!” you scream as you back away from the beast.

“p-p-p-please don’t eat me!” you say as you hold on to the adjacent wall for dear life.

You then hear someone giggling you see Twilight in the doorway trying to hold back her laughter, but obviously failing.

“Mind telling me what’s so damn funny?” you ask with a tone of annoyance in your voice.

After letting out one more HA she clears her throat. ”Mike meet Spike my Number 1 assistant and oldest friend.”

“Sup” he says in a casual tone.

“Hello” you reply albeit warily.

“Great now that introductions are over we have somewhere to be.” She says looking at you.

“What did you have planned?” you ask.

“You’re going to meet my friends from Ponyville” She says excitedly.

“Ponyville?” you ask.

“Yes Ponyville it’s a small town outside Canterlot where before I became a princess I lived with spike.”

“I see” you answer.

Spike looks inquisitively at Twilight. “How is he going to meet them Twi.?”

“Remember that spell I found when I thought the world was going to end that I used to tell my past self that nothing was wrong, but then my past self took it the wrong way and ended up causing the whole thing to happen anyways?”

“How could I forget that?” He replies.

“Well I found a way to make the spell last longer and go farther back in time.” She says.

You decided to chime in. “So wait we’re going back in time?”

“Yes.” She replied.

“Wont that have some rippling effects or something?” You ask.

“Not if I use a memory erase spell on them right before we leave.” She replies.

“Very well let’s not waste any more time shall we.” You say.

Twilight walks over to you and tells you to hold your breath. As you do you see her horn light up than in a flash you two are in the same place you were just a second ago, but presumably 500 years into the past.

“Why did I have to hold my breath?” you ask.

“It helps prevent nausea.” She replies.

“Wish I would have known that this morning” You say under your breath.

“So she says ready to meet my friends?” She asks you.

“I guess” You reply.

With that you see her horn light up again this time you immediately hold your breath awaiting the oncoming change of scenery. When the white clears you see that you’re in a library of some kind.

“Welcome to the Golden Oaks Library Mike.” She says.

“Why did you teleport us to a library?” You ask.

She seems to blush at this. “Because this is where I used to live. I was the Town Librarian.”

“I see” you relied.

“You’re not weirded out by that?” She ask.

“Not really I actually have a thing for librarians, but most librarians in my world are old, so I’m stuck to just normal girls. Sometimes I would get lucky and find one willing to role-play, but ya.” You reply.

You look to see Twilight blushing profusely it was then that you realized what you had said and you yourself start blushing.

“Anyways let’s go meet those friends of yours shall we.”

“Yes let’s.” She replies while still blushing.

As you and Twilight exit the building you head toward what looks like a giant gingerbread house. You go up to it and smell it to see if it really is made of sweets upon smelling the side you find out that it is not made of candy, but it is very deceiving you would not be surprised if some young person or pony in this case would try and take a bite. After your mental debate over the candy house you just take some time to look around the town and see if anything catches your eye. You see a giant clock tower somewhere to the right of you and to your left you see something that looks like a giant carousel. Than directly ahead of you is a pink face with bright blue eyes that are looking into your soul and discovering your inner secrets.

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!” you scream out of surprise.

“HighmynamesPinkiePieandi’veneverseenyoubeforewhichmeansyou’renewaroundhereandifyournewaroundherethatmeansyouhavn’tgotawelcometoponyvillepartyandbecausei’mthenumber1partyponyijustcanthavethat.” She says all in one breath than zooms off.

“What the hell just happened?” You ask to no one in particular.

You hear some giggling coming from behind you. “That Mike was you meeting one of my friends Pinkie Pie.” Twilight says as she steps out from the candy house thing.

“Please tell me the rest of them are calm.” You say.

“For the most part yes their all relatively calm well besides Rainbow Dash.” She says with a smile.

“Well let’s get this Rainbow Dash out of the way next then.” You say.

“Actually we’re free to actually go on our date now pinkie will throw a party later today and you can meet them all at once” She says.

And with that you and Twilight went to some restaurant that she said she liked. While there you kept seeing two ponies looking and you curiously one was a mint green Unicorn and the other was a light brown Earth pony. You couldn’t help but think that you had seen the Earth pony before maybe it was his clothes he was wearing a bowtie, a beat up brown jacket with black patches on the elbows, Black pants and for some reason a red fez. Then it hit you he looked just like the Doctor. You decided to go and greet him. Mainly to see if he had a British accent.

“Hello Doc.” You say in a casual tone.

He looked at you and nearly spit his drink out. “Ello there” He says while coughing.

‘Fuck ya he does have a British accent’ you think to yourself.

“Would you mind telling me what you’re doing here” He asks.

“I could say the same to you” You say.

“Point taken, well since you clearly know who I am I guess I can tell you that the TARDIS dropped me off here for a bit of a holiday, Now Human what on earth are you doing here?” He says.

“500 years from now the princess’s will cast a spell pulling something that they deem perfect to be the king of this land and as luck would have it I’m that thing.” You say with a hit of malice in your voice.

“I see, but clearly you don’t want this, so why stay?” He asks.

“They can’t send me back because they have no idea where I came from.” You say.

“Then there lies the problem.” he says.

Than it hits you HE can take you back. “Wait you can take me back can’t you?” you ask.

“I’m afraid not the TARDIS is gone I've been stuck here for almost a year now.” He says.

“Well there goes that idea then.” You say remorsefully.

“Hey keep your head up chap. If the universe picked you out of Trillions and Trillions of other beings than that makes you special. Tell you what when the TARDIS returns I’ll come to you and see if you still want to leave.” He says.

You smile at him and say “Deal.”

“Good now go back to your date before she gets curious.” He says while smiling.

“Later Doc.” You say.

“Bloody Americans and their abbreviations.” You hear him say.

“You two sure hit it off. It almost is like you knew each other.” Twilight says.

“You can say that.” You reply.

She looks at you curiously, but doesn't press the issue. The rest of the date went along fine plenty of laughing and storytelling, but at about 6 o’clock she tells you that you have to head to Pinkies party.
And so you went.

Author's Note

I'm so sorry that this update took so long as many of you know I recently was hired on as a full time employee at my new job and therefor have little to no time to actually write, but fear not I will be updating whenever i have a chance.

-twilightsmlp

Prologue

Prologue

Unexpected Results
Written By: Twilightsmlp
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of the one and only Lauren Faust. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.

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Mike Patterson is a world class rock climber, his life’s goal is to climb every major peak in the world and he’s done all of them but one. "Everest". After many months of training Mike and his team start the climb. 12 hours of brutal climbing later the weather takes a turn for the worse, Mike's team decide to head back to base camp, but Mike wants to keep going, so despite his teams continuous warnings Mike continues his climb. After hours of freezing cold, snow, and almost falling to his death Mike reaches the peak and goes to plant his flag on the summit. "My whole life has prepared me for this moment" Mike says to himself as he plunges the metal pole into the ice. Suddenly a bright flash erupts from where mike plunged his pole the ice began to crack creating a hole at an alarmingly fast rate. Mike had no time run before he was dragged into the mountain.

Perspective change: Equestria

“Dear sister how could our own subjects do this?” says a dark blue creature.

“Alas dear Luna times have changed much in the past few centuries. First with your return to power thanks to the past elements of harmony bearers and Twilight, Then Cadence marrying a now blood relative to a crowned princess, And finally Twilight’s Coronation there has been a huge shift in power in royalties favor and many publicly elected officials are not fond of losing their power. Would you be a dear and go gather Twilight as I send for Cadence please we have much to discuss” says a slightly taller white creature similar to the blue one as she pulls out a quill and piece of parchment and begins to write.

Sometime later the two creatures are joined by a third, this one purple. “good evening Luna” she addresses the blue creature. “Celestia” She says with a slight bow to the white one. “Might I ask what this meeting is all about. Spike and I were just about to go for and evening flight when Luna found us.”

Celestia answers “ well Twilight it has come to our attention that a group of publicly elected officials have found a loop hole in our law books that they intend to use to remove us from power.”

Twilight looks confused and says, “And what loop hole is that?”

Luna answers in a somewhat distraught tone. ”The loop hole dear Twilight is that after a certain number of princess’ are crowned or birthed all or one of them must become married and become a queen and their king will gain their combined land and estates, the last time this came up Cadence was married to your brother, but it seems that this law has shown its ugly little head again.”

As she says this a loud crack is heard and a flash of light goes off leaving another creature in its wake this one is a bright pink color. “Is it true what auntie Celestia says in her letter, are they really trying to abuse that law again!” says the pink creature in obvious worry.

”Yes Cadence it is.” Luna says solemnly. Cadence begins to cry.

“whats wrong dear niece?” Luna questions.

“I p-p-promised Shining on his death bed that I would find another special somepony eventually and he died over 500 years ago and i have yet to even start dating again Celestia’s letter just reminded me of him and the promise.” She answers through tears. The other three approach Cadence and try to comfort her, it works well enough to stop her for crying any longer.

“So what’s our plan going to be?” Twilight asks.

Celestia seems to be in deep though when she says “I have an idea!” the other three look at her expecting her to say what’s on her mind. She notices, “What if we were to combine our powers to summon a stallion who has qualities we all enjoy and see where it goes from there!” She says a little to excitedly. The others seeing no faults in her logic agree with her as Twilight begins to search for a spell.

About two days later Twilight reports that she found a spell and has made the necessary changes to accommodate their combined aspirations as well as powers. The four gather in a larger white room with images matching marks on Luna, Twilight, and Celestia’s thighs. Twilight teaches each of them the spell. After 20 minutes of gathering enough magic to cast the spell each of the creatures fires a blinding light at a crystal in the middle of the room that’s in the shape of a heart. The 'crystal heart' begins to beat and over flow with magical energy before blasting off strait through the ceiling.

“Let’s hope he looks good.” says Celestia as she watches the scene unfold. Minuets turn to hours as the girls wait for their spell to work and just as Celestia was about to call it quits she hears a rumbling followed by a bright flash and a creature she had never seen before falling through the sky strait towards them thinking fast she catches the creature in her magic and sets it down on the ground in front of her and the other girls. The creature looks petrified as he looks around the room. She knows it’s a he because of its body features and scent. Searching frantically around the room the creature finally sets his eyes on the group. Before she could say anything Twilight says.

“What the hay is that thing!” causing the creature to open and close his mouth kind of like a fish. Luna thought it was funny until the creature fainted.

Author's Note

A/N: This is my first story so bear with me all comments are welcome I’m not going to be one of those First time authors that begs his/her readers to not write a bad comment. If you see a problem please tell me so I can check and fix it. If you like the story let me know.

Thanks: Twilightsmlp

Chapter 3

Unexpected Results
Written By: Twilightsmlp
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of the one and only Lauren Faust. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.
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You sit alone in the music room and let your mind wander. ‘What am I going to do?’ you ask yourself ‘I am trapped in a strange world with a group of Horny aliens who are all planning on marring me!’ “Wait aren’t I the alien in this case?” You say to no one specific. You chuckle to yourself about how strange the whole situation is. ‘Well what’s the worst that can happen? If I were to marry these princess’ that would make me king of this country! Wait I have no idea how to run a country! Oh god what am I going to do?’ Your inner monologue is interrupted by the arrival of Luna shortly followed by the rest of the group. Each girl takes a seat around the old record player.

“So Mike I hear you would like to get to know us better.” Celestia says.

“I would actually, especially if you all are planning on marring me, but I would also like to hear about your country. I’d like to know about my new home planet.” You say all while mentally chuckling again about the whole situation.

“Very well I guess we can start with that. The planet itself is called Equis and this is the country of Equestria.” Twilight says.
“Are you ‘ponies’ the dominate species of this planet?” You ask.

“Yes actually, but Griffons and Dragons are fairly close in population to us.” Celestia answers.

‘DID SHE JUST SAY FUCKING DRAGONS!?’ You mentally ask.

“Dragons you say?” You ask.

“Yes Dragons, their actually very kind folk as long as you don’t mess with their hoard. I actually have a dragon assistant, his name is Spike and I’ve raised him since I hatched him in an exam to get into Celestia’s school for gifted unicorns.” Twilight says in a reminiscent tone.

“Unicorns? I thought you were an Alicorn or something.” You say eager to get off the topic of dragons.

“Well I was born a Unicorn and after I had proven myself to Celestia she turned me into an Alicorn and I became Equestria’s newest princess.” She answers with a smile.

“So were you born a Unicorn as well?” You ask Celestia.

“Yes both Luna and I are natural Alicorns.” She answers.

“So does that mean that Cadence was once a Unicorn as well?” You ask the group as a whole.

“No before becoming a princess I was a Pegasis actually.” Cadence answers.

“Ok so let’s get to the Elephant in the room.” Luna says.

“Very well.” You say in agreement. “It’s clear that I’m here for the long run. It’s also clear that according to your little spell I’m also the combination of all that you four want in a ‘mate’ as you call it, but I have one question. Do I have a say in if I marry you or not?” You ask.

“Of course you do, but who could resist the opportunity to not only bed but also wed four beautiful princess’?” Celestia says while tracing her body with her hands.

“Well that answers that I guess.” You say while chuckling at her antics. “So let’s begin getting to know each other. I’ll start.” You say. “You already know my name, so I’ll start with what I did back on Earth. Back on Earth I was a professional rock climber, if you don’t know what that is, Rock climbing is a activity were a person such as myself would scale tall mountains and cliff sides with nothing but some safety rope and good old man power. I enjoy the outdoors, and my favorite activity besides rock climbing is sitting outside and looking at the night sky.” You finish.

“You enjoy the night?” Luna asks.

“Yes very much so, especially the stars” Both Luna and Twilight blush as you say this.

“Yes well I believe I’ll go next.” Celestia says. “Luna and I were born almost 3,000 years ago by my count. Our parents were the original founders and rulers of Equestria. Personally I enjoy eating cake, raising the sun, and eating bananas; As well as some more adult ‘Activities’. She says finishing her speech while looking at you through half lidded eyes.

“There must be something wrong with my hearing because I could have sworn you just said that you and Luna were over 3,000 years old, YOU MOVE THE SUN, and that you like to eat a lot even though your figure is perfect!” You say.
“No nothing is wrong with your hearing I said all of that.” She answers calmly.

“SO WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING GODDESSES OR SOME THING?” You scream.

“I guess in a way we are” She answers.

“All of you?” You ask in a slightly calmer tone. After all, the last thing you wanted to do was piss off a goddess by continuously yelling at her.

“Yes after a pony has become a princess they gain immortality as well as control of a celestial body, with the exception of Cadence. She had a stronger affinity to the emotion of love therefor she gained the ability to use her magic to remind two ponies of why they fell in love in the first place.” Celestia say

“So all of you are immortal and you want to marry a mortal? Couldn't that pose a problem later on?” you say. Cadence seems absolutely devastated by your comment.

“Yes well a while back Cadence here was married to a mortal by the name of Shining Armor. He was Twilight's older brother. Luna and I originally did not want them to wed, but because Cadence was the Alicorn of love we had to let it happen because when Cadence falls in love she imprints part of herself on her mate and cannot leave them until they pass away.” Celestia answers.

“I see, but that still does not answer my question.” You say.

“Well Shining past away over 400 years ago back then we did not know anyway to extend the life of a pony other than by making them an Alicorn, but sadly only females can undergo the transformation process, that is the reason there are no male Alicorns alive, but recently we discovered a process that involves one of us giving another some of our life force to increase their life expectancy and with four Alicorns able to do the process we can sustain your life force for as long as you want or until we find a less taxing solution.” She answers.

“so your telling me if I chose to marry you four I get to become immortal and become king,!” You say
“Yes, but don’t forget that you also get to mate us if you choose that is.” Celestia says giving you a wink.
“I’ll be honest your offer is really tempting, but you must understand that on my world relationships involving more than two people were not only a taboo, but also illeagal.” You say.

“I don’t see how that’s a problem here it’s not only legal it’s encouraged because of the lack of males in Equestria.” Twilight says.

“Alright I’ll give it a shot, but were taking this slow and I want to take each of you out on a date alone to get to know you better.” You say. You can see their eyes light up at this news.

“I’ll go first!!!!!” They all say at once

“Since she talked the least today I’ll start with Cadence.” You say giving her a smile. “Although I just realized a problem I have no money from this world.” You say.

“That’s no problem. You have a personal account with the Royal Canterlot Bank that has some bits for you.” Celestia says.

“Well Cadence are you ready? I would like to see what this new world has to offer.” You say.

“Oh yes just let me dressed.” She says while blushing. And with that she leaves the room.

“She has imprinted on you Mike.” Celestia says

“What? We just met!” You say shocked.

“Alicorn of love remember, If she sees something inside of you that she finds alluring she will imprint on you.” She says.

“You’re not too bad to look at either, so that might be helping.” She ways nudging your arm and winking. (Ego boost +200)
Cadence returns to the room wearing a tight but beautiful black dress.

“Wow you look great” You say. She blushes at your comment.

“Shall we go?” She asks.

“Sure, but I feel incredibly under dressed now.” You answer.

“You look fine!” She says while giggling. You found her laugh adorable. With that you and Cadence left the castle.

Apology, Update, And Q&A.

So as all of you know I have not updated Unexpected Results in a very long time (much to long I know). Despite this I still get new views and favorites almost daily. I am incredibly happy that you all enjoy my story and want me to continue with my writing. This may sound like an excuse and in a way it is, but my life has gone though many changes in the past year. I've moved twice, got a full time job, and most recently I have started a relationship with a girl whom I love very much. Now I'm not giving up on this story. I have to many people expecting me to continue and I plan to. I just need to figure out how to reschedule my life to be able to work, write, and spend time with my girlfriend, but once I do I'll make up for the lack of updates in an explosive manner. And so to all my readers this is twilightsmlp asking for a little more patients and in return I will not forget you're loyalty.

-twilightsmlp

P.S. I will do my best to respond to any questions left in the comments below.