This will ultimately be related to some other stories I want to write at some point (i.e. they will be part of the same continuity), but this one is just a quickie on its own. The main (but not only) reason I wrote it was to vent a bit of my hatred for Discord. (Don't ask.) So yeah, warning for any Discord fans out there: you probably don't want to read this.

I'm not really sure if it should be given the dark tag or not. I personally don't think so, as there is no death, gore, or serious trauma here, but I'd understand why others might think it's a bit dark despite that. So I'll add it if enough people seem to think it deserves it.

Again, this is largely a venting story, although hopefully you'll still enjoy it. Just don't expect it to be all that wonderful.