“Hmm, what a beautiful day it is,” Celestia hummed softly as she looked out of her window at the sky before her.

It was a simple mid-afternoon, and Celestia could see a few weather pegasi pushing a bunch of clouds away from the sky, signaling the end of a rain shower. Far below Celestia could see ponies slowly moving out of their homes and resuming their day of simple things from deliveries, to reopening their stalls. As she stared on, she sighed contently, happy to know that she didn’t have any important meetings she had to attend to, or do anything important for a bit few hours.

Turning into her room, Celestia saw her regal reflection in a mirror that stood over a drawer that was meant to hold her crown and her hoof slippers. For a brief second she took a good look at her face, and smiled at how beautiful she looked. The way her mane flowed against the window backdrop, it was almost perfect enough to have an artist paint it.

“Maybe I should bring in an artist and have them paint me like this,” Celestia remarked, letting her beautiful expression turn into a soft grin. “Of course, if they failed at painting my glorious being, then I’ll give them a one way trip to the sun!”

The mere thought of sending a pony to the sun or even the moon aroused her greatly, yet she frowned at the thought of rumors that would surely spread. Being called a tyrant masquerading as a loving royal ruler was something she would openly welcome, but the way the courts would handle it would make her look very unfit for ruling.

Letting her grin fade away, she looked away from her reflection and wondered how she would entertain herself.

“How should I spend my time alone?” Celestia asked herself as she thought about her choices. It has been awhile since I last met up with Thane. She turned away from the mirror and looked around for something, anything to do.

Her eyes quickly locked onto her small closet at the side of her elaborate room. “Oh... I should not be neglecting him so,” Celestia whined as she started skipping towards the closet with childlike glee.

“He’ll make me feel proper.” Lighting up her horn, Celestia gently opened the door and smiled as her eyes locked onto… him. Focusing her magic on him, Celestia let her small grin return to her face.

“Ah, my beautiful, Thane,” Celestia cooed softly as she lifted him out and looked on with lusty, hungry eyes.

The being in question was a broom. Not just a simple broom used by the hundreds of maids that worked in the castle daily. It was a specially made broom only for Celestia’s use. It was made from wood from the densest tree from the center of the Everfree forest. It wasn’t perfectly straight but it curved slightly, giving it a very unique appearance. Bringing her hoof to it, her body began to shiver at how smooth the wood was.

Letting her hoof travel down its length she shivered as her hoof touched the soft bristles on the bottom. Much like how the wood came from the forest, the bristles were also forest born. The bristles were a mix of manticore fur and sap from a timberwolf. When combined both make the perfect flexible parts of a broom.

“You’re the perfect thing for me right now. I’m having those silly thoughts of banishment again, and I need someone special to knock some sense back into me,” she said softly, as she brushed her cheek against his fine wood.

“I’m such a naughty pony for neglecting you so. I’ll make it up to you by letting you pick where we should do it!” Celestia’s pupil slowly shrank as she carefully listened for him to speak.

Slowing down her breathing, she pressed her ear against the wood. It didn’t take him long to answer her question. With a soft gasp, she pulled away and stared at him with utter shock on her face.

“Y-you want to do it on my bed?” The shock greatly disappeared and her same lusty grin as she looked towards her large bed. “It would only be fair, Thane. Make me yours.”

Without waiting, Celestia skipped toward her bed and threw herself on her back, ready for her suitor to do as he pleased. Bringing her hoof down past her teats she blushed slightly as she felt the broom staring at her well taken care of nethers. Once her hoof touched her pussy she noticed she was already getting wet.

“Oh dear, I’m already wet. You must think I’m such a naughty princess,” Celestia said in a slightly faux pas tone.

Bending her willpower, she slowly turned the broom upside down so the bristles were facing her. Once it was up right, she moved the broom nearer while curving the malleable wood so the end was curved enough to look like a regular boner.

“Oh my, seems my naughtiness turned you on greatly. Perhaps I shouldn’t lock you away for so long,” Celestia teased as she opened her legs more.

The alicorns breathing only increased in anticipation as Thane floated forward before gently rubbing his smooth hardness against her sexually deprived hole. As he moved against her, Celestia moaned softly as Thane slowly lowered his bristles towards her face. As his hardness brushed against her wetness, Celestia let out a loud gasp. Slowly moving himself up and down, he succeeded in making her tremble and moan.

“Mhmm, take your time, Thane. I deserve to wait for you,” Celestia cooed as she looked down at his erection and smiled.

Looking back up, she closed her eyes half-way before drawing Thane close to her body. As he moved closer Celestia moaned as his erection moved past her folds and into her body. Resting his body against hers, Celestia brought her face to his rough bristles and gently kissed him. As she kissed Thane went in deeper, making her back arch up and her majestic wings flutter slightly.

“T-Thane, I…ah!” Cutting her off, Thane slid forward, letting a few inches of wood go deeper into her.

“Ahhh, you’re so much better than any stallion could hope to offer!” she moaned, wrapping her front hooves as his wooden frame.

~~~

“Oh no…” one guard said softly, hearing the voice of the princess from behind the door he was guarding.
“What?” a second one said, not hearing her voice.

Suddenly his ears perked up at the sound of a mare engaging in a sexual act.

“The princess is playing with Thane again,” the first guard stammered out, as his back legs fidgeted slightly.

“Who?” the second asked.

“Thane, her… lover.”

“B-but no one walked past us.”

“Don’t ask, just pray no one has to see the princess,” the first said, staring back forward, doing his best to ignore the torture he was about to face.

~~~

Celestia continued to writhe with pleasure as her lover slowly started to work himself. The way the wood bended made Celestia quiver as her walls tried to massage the oddly shaped appendage.

Oh mother, I’m such a whore. She did her best to keep her composure but knew she was going to enjoy every bit of what he had to offer her.

Even though she felt like a common whore, she knew that Thane would be ashamed to hear her speak such vulgar words. Unlike others, he cared for what she wanted. Nights when she needed to vent to someone, Thane listened and took everything without saying anything back. He was perfect for her and she loved every second of it.

“Fix me, Thane. Fix this dirty mare!” Celestia begged, as she rocked her hips slightly, telling him to do it.

She shuddered with ecstasy as he pushed forward, making the whole curved area of his wood go into her insides. Closing her eyes, Celestia hissed with enjoyment and felt him break into a faster pace.

Celestia never felt so good in her life. Focusing all of her magic on Thane’s movements, her once celestial mane slowly turned into a simple shade of pink. As it became fully pink, Celestia made him grind against her walls which her descend further into depravity. Opening her eyes back open, they were the smallest they could go, no bigger than peas on a plate.

“Harder! Faster! Make me feel like a goddess!” Celestia screamed in a crazed tone.

Celestia let out another moan as he went in deeper, making the tip of his wooden erection bulge from her gut. Just noticing her stomach bulge slightly made her closer to climaxing on him.

Eventually she couldn’t take it anymore. Flaring her horn up she put so much magic on the broom that even the guards outside the door could see the air shimmer around them. As the guards’ erections started to fully extend, Celestia hit the final stretch. With one last powerful buck of her hips she let out one carnal moan and felt a wetness seep from her body. She let out a few more screams of pleasure as she worked Thane until everything left her body and soaked his wood and the bed sheets below her.

As Celestia started to catch her breath, she slowly removed Thane from her and hugged him like a lover would hug their partner after sex.

"Thank you, Thane. You made me feel happy today. It's always so hard keeping appearances in public and not wanting to banish everyone to the moon or even the sun. My subjects always talk behind my back, calling vulgar names such as Molestia or even a cold tyrant. So what if I banish a few neighsayers to the moon? They clearly deserve it! At least you made me feel happy today and whenever I need you. Thank you," Celestia said to him as she slowly caught her breath and started into his rough bristles.

~~~

“I-is she done?” the second guard said as he slowly panted to try and make his erection go away.

“Yes. She’ll be asleep for about an hour. She always makes love to... him, when she gets antsy,” the first replied as he pressed his body against the cold floor, shocking his penis.

“S-suddenly I wish I was a lunar guard instead,” the second replied, following suit of his partner.

“Apparently she’s just as bad, and even louder then Celestia is. Remember, she has the Royal Canterlot Voice.”

“Damn. Can... I run to the bathroom quickly?” the second asked, wanting to get a much needed release.

The first nodded to his partner and he quickly started to awkwardly run down the hallway. As he turned the corner, the first guard’s ears perked back up as the sound of moaning started to build up again.

“THANE TAKE MY ASS!” Could be heard through the doors, signaling she was far from done.

“Oh Faust, please save me.”

Author's Note

Request for Diarch