Mario goez to ponywurld and stuff!

by DennisDash

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

Mario haz an really awesum like adventure and stffs and he meets ponies!

This is a joke fic meaning its supposed to be really bad and stupid. Anything I say in this fic (Inserted via parentheses like so) is a joke and is to be treated as such.
Ps: I don't hate Rarity or Applejack, I did it for comedy value.

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OMG Mario is in ponyworld!

OMG Mario is in ponyworld!
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Mario goez to ponywurld and stuff!

OMG Mario is in ponyworld!

So this is how Mario got into the ponyworld nd stuff.

So like 1 day Mrio was like savin peach and stuf and like Bowser, that evil ugly stupids dude made a portal and made Mari0 and Luigi (Cauz hes wit Mario nao.) go through or else he would kill the Pyro from TF2 (Cauze hes in Mario's world or something) so denn they wnt trough da prtal and arrivd in ponyworld. (I forgot da name) They arrivd in the stupid brittish snooty ponies home (the name was Rarity, a stupid name) and there waz like diamondse everywhere. Then the dumb clean snooty Rarity came down and yelled at dem then called the rest of her friends on her Iphone 5 (cause she is so rich and snoot and stuf) and told dem to come (ha ha) over and meet da ponies. Mar1o was a red pony with a blu mane with a plunger as his cutie mark (CUZ HES A PLUMBER!) And luig1 was green with a blue mane and als0 had a plunger for a cutie mark (CUZ HES A PLUMBER 2!) So den Dumb snooty Rarity's (IMMA CALL HER DUMB SNOOTY RARITY FROM NOW ON MAYBE!) Freidns came. der was Twilight (not tha stupid crap moovie book thing) she was smart and also an alicorn! (IM REALLY ANGRY SHES AN ALICORN!!!!) and den der was RainbowDash (I think she might be a lesbian?) the Pegasas . Then der was Pinkie pie (The phsyco one) and she had her weird poofy hairdooo. And there was DUMB SNOOTY RARITY! (I DONT LIKE HER!!!!) and there was Applejak (not the cereal) and she was southern and maybe dumb.... and there was Fluttershy (THE BEST PONY IN EXISTANCEDNJENDEJNDLND) and she was bein awsum as the usual. And for some reason the Sniper from TF2 wAS there and he said,

"PISS!"

"I know right, piss!" said DUMB SNOOTY RARITY! (CUZ SHE SO DUMB!)

"Its-a me Luigi!" Said Luigi and den Mario hit him in his pony crotch cuz dat was Mario's line. Then BIG AND COOL FLUTTERSHY! killed the sniper cuz I didn't want him der anymoar. then the southern (and possibly stupid) ApplewJacks

said "OMFG BIG AND COOL FLUTTERSHY! U KILLED HIm" (I am not usin her accent cuz it be hard to write!)

THEN BOWSER CAME IN AND ROARED REALLY MENACING AT DEM!

"OH NO ITS BOWSER!" Said DUMB SNOOTY RARITY! (Cause she likes to point out the obvious) So they all ran away!

then after they had run away bowser got REALLY angry so he blew up DUMB SNOOTY RARITY'S house! (LOLOLOLOL)

And DUMB SNOOTY RARITY! cried cuz maybe her sister was in there (I dun know)

"Oh noes! raritys house blew up!" said BIG AND COOL FLUTTERSHY! (ITS OKAY FOR HER TO POINT OUT OBVOUS STUFF COUSE SHES FLUTTERSHY!) so they all walked away and started talking about maybe Mario or sumting.

BUT! bowser waz still alive and wanted to kill them all! (HE REALLY WANTED TO KILL DUMB SNOOTY RARITY!)

DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!