Mission: I have no idea.

by borrarensson

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It was a horrible fucking night in bum-fucking-equestria, spikyBoi was up wanking his shaft, in comes fucking black-ass-Luna dressed up N shit.
SpikyBoi was even more bonerized by this mother-fucking Luna right here, SpikyBoi was in such a rush wankin' he almost ripped the shit off in the split-second of seeing Luna-nigg.
-Oh nigga shit, said SpikyBoi while shooting sperms N shit.
-Hell no you asshole, Replied Luna.
SpikyBoi was so infuriated he ripped out his dragonballs while punching lunaNigg in the face make her unconsious.
SpikyBoi took the opportunity, but as he ripped of the clothing of Luna he saw what he didn't want to see.
-A long fuging horse-sized cock, black and hairy. SpikyBoi couldn't believe his eyes. Was this the end of the rape? It hadn't even begun...
SpikyBoi tried to rip his hair of, but fucking dragons don't have em hairs. So he took the tail, kissed it goodbye. Then ripped that shit off. SpikyBoi cried like a stung bitch-nigga.
Luna woke up, bitch was like "shieet nigga your tail, wtf man..." Then SpikyBoi whipped out his dragon-slong throbbing it into her mouth damaging her vocalcords, Luna's vocalcords were so damaged she got a manly voice.
SpikyBoi was like "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW wtf man, i raped you too good this time didn't i?" SpikyBoi had forgotten about her secret weapon, he was surprised out of his mind.
Luna turned around too quick for SpikyBoi, SpikyBoi was shot in the ass with her load. SpikyBoi loved the sensation... somehow.
Luna grabbed her babonkas slapping SpikyBoi across the face. SpikyBoi was scarred for life by this experience.
But Luna wasn't done... She could come on command, she shot a load in SpikyBois face.
-I bet you didn't expect that didn't you? said Luna with the royal canterlot-voice, the voice echoed out through the hallway.Big Macintosh heard the voice, he came rushing down the hallway screaming "YUP" repeatedly.
When Big Macintosh arrived, they all whipped out their dongs slapping eachother for no reason, they all liked this new way of doing "stuff" so they kept on with the game-of-dongs slapping one after another.
Macintosh suddenly said "YUP" , that "YUP" quieted the whole room, you could hear the cum dripping. It was that quiet...
Luna looked at SpikyBoi not saying anything but had a facial-expression of "Dunno man"..
Macintosh said "I smell whores, let's hunt em down"...
Luna and SpikyBoi nodded.
Macintosh ran he didn't grab no shoes no nothing,His floppy dick slapped the ground furiously.
Luna ran after, followed by SpikyBoi.
They suddenly came to a halt, there the whole fucking pony group stood, they all had a makeover party, smoshing eachother in the face with whipped cream and pancakes, maybe even butter...
SpikyBoi was so hard he ruined the rape-surprise by rushing towards applejack's goldenbrown ass with his hardened lance,It actually was orange. But stupid-ass SpikyBoi was colorblind to some points...
Applejack kicked SpikyBoi in the nutsack making him walk backwards in a awkard pace looking into her eyes like nothing happened.
SpikyBoi now had a shitton of explaining to do... But instead he legged it out through one of the windows.
Now Luna and Macintosh had sex, Macintosh had punched a hole in the wall, now the had gaysex in the wall. The end :}<3
or...?
Macintosh came so hard his dick exploded puncturing both his and Luna's carotid arteries.They both held hands and dedded.
Equestria was in such a shame they threw the corpses to Discord to be analy mutilated forever and ever...Discord was on cocaine.Bitch.

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