During a stormy night while masturbating, poor Elam finds himself in front of Princess Twilight with his trousers around his ankles. He does what any good American should do, and punches the unknown. Now, a new gender, and a soon to be new body too, he she must come to terms and learn how to survive in this new world. Preferably without being sent to the moon or sun along the way.

Note - This story starts out with nothing but humor at the expense of gags and cliches, but after a few chapters become a bit more of a story rather than a 'crack-fic.' Started out as an attempt to break writer's block, and then turned into something more.

Mature chapters will be denoted with an *. They are not required to keep with what bit of plot is in the story.

Art done by Tulip Sequel located here.