It all makes perfect sense, really. There's these nine stuporponies that are all part of a gigantic plot to take over the world. Nah, that doesn't sound right. They're probably just friends who are going to move to Siberia at some point, along with everypony else. Throw in a mare named Nopony, a unicorn named Bob, a villain named Napoleon, and an adorably cute pegasus that's too powerful and needs to be nerfed. Maybe that explains it enough. Probably not. Maybe I should just say "pies" and leave it at that.

Oh, and Diablodoc can eat my waffles. Joke's on him, really. I don't have any.