Cinnamon Swift wanted what every aspiring author wanted, fame, recognition, fans... and to her surprise, the very first novel she published netted her all three.

What she didn't know, however, was when she set out to write an erotic novel centered around the Elements of Harmony, that she'd end up dating one of the Element's parental herds. Not only does she have to deal with being the youngest mare in the herd, and an antagonistic lead mare, few parents would be exactly happy about their daughter being written about.

It's a herd life, alright...

This story might require some explanation; this is an Xenophilia sidestory based on several works written and maintained by Archonix, which are set in the same 'verse, namely No Room For Regret and his Ask Star Sparkle tumblr. In both cases, the story focuses more on Twilight's parent's herd than Lero and his herd; this story is no different.

While reading any of the above isn't strictly necessary to understand this story, it might be helpful.