Spikey Wikey

Season I

Episode II

I woke up with a start when I heard crashes downstairs of the library, so with a groan and few well placed curses I stood up and sneaked at the door to see what was happening.

Only to groan again when I saw a drunk pony wandering downstairs, so I went down and tossed the drunk pony outside and looked at the clock on the wall.

”Hmm only few hours left before the Summer sun celebration.” I muttered and started to strech my limbs, I could get some light training done before we had to leave.

After a hour of doing some exercises I headed to the bathroom to take a shower before going to wake up Twilight.

Few hours later we were at the town hall where the celebration was held and I was standing next to Rainbow Dash. All went well until Nightmare Moon appeared on the balcony and I couldn´t resist anymore. So I put two fingers in my mouth and gave a loud wolf whistle before yelling.

”Daymn..Dat´ ass!” Oh god, their faces. Everypony looked so shocked about what I said and I couldn´t hold anymore and burst out laughing.

”Oh god... hahaha......” I laughed, but I was suddenly interupted by a chair smashing into my body which caused me to crash thrue the wall behind me and land on the ground outside, sliding along the ground for few feet on my back.

When I stopped sliding I glared at the sky and stood up.

”Oh its on!” I said growling and with a burst of green flames I was transformed into Jet.

”Soru.” I said and disapeared into a blur only to appear back inside and smash the heel of my foot into the muzzle of Nightmare Moon tossing her thrue the wall behind her.

”GTA motherfuc...” I almost said before I noticed everypony looking at me which made me chuckle nervously and scratch my neck.

”Err... look Calestia.” I said before using old trick and pointing behind the ponies and when they turned to look I used “Soru” to go back outside thrue the hole where I kicked the Nightmare Moon.

”Where the hell did she go.” I muttered when I landed outside and looked around only to notice a black cloud just entering the Everfree forest.

”Shit.” I said starting to run after her, but stopped and hid into the shadows when I saw Twilight and others run outside the town hall to look for me.

”Double shit.” I cursed and slapped my forehead. How could I be so stupid, I thought and jumped behind the mares startling them.

”I gave the little dragon to some pony and told them to take him to hospital.” I said while everypony looked at me suspioucly.

”Was he okay.” Twilight asked which made me nod,

”Yeah only a little bump on his head, he should be okay after good night sleep. Now what the hell was that thing back there.” I asked while pointing my thumb behind me at the town hall which made the other six mares to look at Twilight who gasped and started to run at the direction of the library.

Which made me sigh, whelp dodged a bullet this time. I thought and followed after the mares, I wonder how long my luck lasts at this rate.

It took few minutes to get at the library and when we got there Rainbow Dash started to call Twilight a spy which made me groan and then they looked for some book.

I didn´t listen much ´Cus I knew already all what I needed to know about Nightmare Moon, but suddenly I noticed Rainbow Dash floating in front of me and pointing her hoof at me.

”And who the heck are you and why did you follow us.” She asked and I crossed my arms over my chest.

”My name is Jet and lets just say I´m a Spike´s friend and I followed him here in ponyville to see the Summer Sun celebration.” I answered and the ponies started to talk to whit each other and then they left the library.

”Oh whelp, better follow them. Never know what´s gonna happen now since I kicked that Moonflank.” I said and went outside and started to shadow the 6 mares to the forest thrue rooftops and when in the forest, on top of the tree branches quietly so that they wouldn´t notice me.

Everything went as it would have been until the part where the manticore came. It was only after the mane six had left when I noticed the black smoke covering the manticore.

”Well fuck me sideways.” I said when I noticed the manticore, now black furred and red eyed looking at me before it roared and started to fly at me.

”Oh yeah well fuck you too, ”Rankyaku”.” I yelled taking a leap backwards and kicking my leg forward to shoot sharp compressed air blade at the manticore who managed to dodge and the blade cut in the trees behind it.

”Fuck.” I managed to say and pull Tekkai up before the manticore tackled me to the ground, with a grunt I used my legs to toss the manticore over me when we had crashed on the ground and then I stood up quickly to face the manticore.

”Here kitty kitty kitty..” I said grinning at the manticore while wigling my claw at it, which made it roar and leap at me.

”Soru.” I muttered and disappeared from the spot only to appear infront of the manticore my fist burried in its nose, which blasted the manticore backwards until it smashed against a tree. But I dind´t stop there and tossed few Rankyaku´s After the pussy, slashing it into a small bits of dog food.

”Wonder if manticores meat tastes any good.” I muttered while watching the black smoke disappear from the mutilated body of the manticore. Whit a shrug I ran after the smoke until I arrived infront of the castle.

”Whelp, it seems that the girls are allready inside.” I said only to hear a chorus of voices yelling something about Twilight,

”Shit.” I cursed and looked upwards at the towers where I saw a flash of light and then jumped at it. I had to use Geppo few times to reach a windowsill and when I landed I noticed Nightmare Moon holding 5 stones in her magic hold.

”Knock knock.” I yelled and used Soru to appear next to the allicorn whit my foot shoved on her cheek, making the blackflank smash against the wall of the tower in crash.

”Twily, get the elements.” I yelled and charged the allicorn who was standing up.

”You fool, you dear to hit me.” Nightmare Moon yelled and started to shoot up magic blasts and levitate pieces of rocks at me.

”Kami-e.” I muttered and relaxed my body to dodge the blasts, I fucking hate magic. I tought and gritted my teeth.

”Shigan.” I said growling and showing my finger at the horn of the allicorn, but she managed to dodge it somehow.

”Shi....” I managed to say before I was blasted through the wall of the tower by a magic blast from the Nightmare Moon, I managed to use Geppo to slow my fall before I landed to the ground.

”Aww shit that hurt like a bitch.” I moaned while holding my ribs, that blast probably cracked few of them.Damn it I still aren´t fast enough fuck, I thought but suddenly I saw a bright light coming from the tower and I heard Nightmare Moon scream loudly.

With a groan I leped at the hole and when I got inside I saw a black pieces of something laying around small dark blue allicorn and the mane six standing near her whit the elements of harmony.

”Whelp, you sure kicked her ass.” I said chuckling and limping at the allicorn while holding my ribs whit one of my hands, I´m gonna need lots of booze tonight.

”Are you okay, Jet.” Twilight asked, but I just waved my hand at her before kneeling next to the small allicorn.

”You okay Luna?” I asked laying my other hand on top of her head petting her little, while she just shivered and nodded. Suddenly I heard a chorus of Calestia´s name, so I stood up and moved to side while Celly talked whit Luna which made me grin a little.

”Are you hurt Jet, or should I call you Spike.” Calestia said suddenly which made me look at her suspiciously,

”Eer what....”I asked while sweating bullets inside,

”I saw you transform after Nighmare Moon blasted you through the wall of the town hall.” Celly said smirking which made me curse few times, until I noticed Twilight looking at me mouth open.

”Sorry Twily, that I didn´t tell you. ´Cus I thought that you might throw me out or something.” I said sighing and rubbing my neck nervously. Until Twilight walked at me and I had to kneel to be at her eye level.

”Its okay Spi.... or should I call you Jet now. You are and always will be my brother even if you are bigger now, just promise that there´s no more secrets between us.” She said smiling and hugging me which made me flinch because of my ribs.

”Well Spike is okay, Jet was only an alias and yeah its a promise.” I said smiling and hugging her back.

”Yayyyyy, let´s party!” Pinkie Pie yelled suddenly shooting her party cannon which she dug up from somewhere and whit a laugh we all went back to Ponyville to celebrate Summer Sun celebration.

It was a blast. After a nurse had checked my ribs I got to party whit Twilight and others and thank god I got some booze too. The whole party was spent by telling the adventure we had that day, Rainbow Dash kept asking me about my moves and challenged me to a spar someday which I accepted of course.

I even talked with Fluttershy few times but she was still slighty scared of me, but the worst of the all was Rarity. I had saved her from on accident of somepony spilling a drink on her dress by taking her in my arms and moving her to the side, after that she was all googly eyed about a knight or something which made my eye brow twitch madly and I slowly backed away from her and decided to keep distance from her for the whole night.

The rest of the evening went mostly talking with Twilight because she was asking all about my Jet form and I told her all that I could, but not the fact about me being a human and reborn.

I had to fake that I learned my moves from some old cat man when I was young when she asked about it and after that we continnued partying till the night.

Author's Note

Whelp heres a second chap....

Google up the Rokushiki if you need more info about the moves Spike/Jet uses....