Spikey Wikey

by Nabkis

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 4221

Story about a guy, who is dropped in the the body of Spike

Whelp its a quite the basic, a dude get´s to Equestria.

But he got reborn in the body of Spike and he knows Rokushiki.... gasp....

Lest she what kind of adventure hes gonna have... hmm..

Published 2013-07-01 16:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-02 14:43:07 UTC

Season I Episode I Getting in on the story.

Spikey Wikey

Season I

Episode I

The nigh sky tonight seemed to look even more lame than the last 18 years here in Equestria, maybe it was ´cus Celly didnt have such a talent whit the night than Luna has.

”Sigh, I wish the Nightmare moon would escape already. I´m getting bored here in Canterlot.” I said leaning against the wall of balcony on one of the towers of Canterlot castle, while taking an inhale from the smoke between my claws.

I `m still amazed that 18 years ago I got blasted here in Equestria from the earth and in the body of baby Spike, when Twilight got the magic mishap when she got surprised about the sonic rainboom.

Trust me being an adul in the body of a baby ain´t fun at all, but at least that time is now behind me.

”Spike, Spiiikeee....!” Twilight yelled from the inside which made me sigh and toss my cig down the balcony, at least here I don´t need to be afraid of getting black lungs from the smokes.

”What do you want Twilight, you know that my work time for today ended a hour ago.” I said after I had walked next to Twilight who was studying at the table, while crossing my small purple arms over my chest.

”I know and I´m sorry but can you send this letter for the Princess. Please?” She asked while holding a scroll in her magic hold in front of me, which made me sigh and take the letter in my hand and blowing a small green flame on it sending it to Celly.

”Now if you dont mind Twilight, I´m gonna head out for a while before heading to the bed.” I said turning around and walking out from the Twilight´s room while se just hummed and continued reading what ever the hell she was reading.

I still hadn´t told anypony that I was a human before, because if the fics i´ve read before getting here mean anything. Well its just too troublesome. So I just kept that information inside and acted like Spike would, well I had to make few expections more like acting little more like responsible teenager so that I could have my own free time and move around alone more freely.

After few minutes I stepped in a empty room in the castle and checked that nopony was around before green flames enfulged me and my form grew to the size of the tall adult human male.

I looked like an anthro dragon mostly, same colored scales as in my small baby dragon form, but my green fins from my head turned into a big mane like hair which reached the middle of my back.

It was 12 years ago when I found out that I could transform into a anthro version of Spike and the clothes I wear in that form stays in that form even if I change back to small baby naked Spike.

I was wearing black pants and long sleeved shirt with red trims. I had also black long fabric wrapped around my waist and long black head band with white x mark on the front, wrapped around my forehead shadowing my green reptile eyes.

With a sigh I streched my arms above my head while walking at the window and opening it.

”I wonder what Celly is doing.” I said while standing on the windowsill and looking at the tower near the one where I was and saw a light coming from the windows of Calestia´s balcony.

So with a grin, I leaped at the balcony which was quite far away and before I could start falling I used. “Geppo!” (Moonwalk) and kicked the air so that it looked that I just jumped again.

This was also one of the good things about being reborn. Because I had the chance to train my body from the start, firstly I just thought that I ´ll train until I find that if I could use magic or chakra or something but only magic I had was the transformation of mine and the green flames I could use.

No chakra, no Ki, no nothing at all which made me disapointed and I thought that I would stop training, but then I found out that Equestria wasn´t so nice place that I thought.

Yeah there were muders, beatings, rapings, slaverys and other bad stuff. But it was so rare in Canterlot and near it that it didn´t show that much, so I thought that at least I could keep training so that I could keep my friends safe.

So I thought that is there anything else I could try to learn that only needed training the body and then I rememberd the Rokushiki from One piece.

And now after 12 years of training. I was getting quite good with those moves, not on the Rob Lucci level no. Maybe the weakest of the CP9 but I couldn´t be sure ´cus I din´t have anything to measure my skill´s upon.

With a grin I landed on Calestia´s balcony and peeked inside only to see Celly laying on her bed reading some scrolls in front of her, so I quietly sneaked inside and hid against the wall behind her.

“Late night duties or just leasure reading?” I asked while holding my arms crossed on my chest and smirking at Calestia who was shocked when she noticed me.

“Jet, why do you keep suprising me, I swear I ´m going to have an heart attack at this rate.” She said smiling while I walked infront of her and leaned against her desk. Had to make an alias for this form.

“Oh camon Celly, just admid that you were getting bored. Even you need some time off from work.” I said which made the allicorn laugh, seriously she might be the closest friend I had in Equestria.

Well Twilight was like a little sister for me, which was weird because she was physically older than me. I had few other friends too, few guards and few locals from Canterlot. But not much ´cus I had spent almost all of my free time training.

And that´s where Celly had found me one day, smack dap in middle of my training at the Canterlot gardens and in the middle of the night.

She had been suspicious of course and asked what I was doing and after I had told her the reason, she had smiled and sat down and asked me to continue my training, which made me question her motives in my mind, but I had just shrugged and continued training.

After that night she would come to talk to me and keep company sometimes when I trained at the gardens at nights. When I asked her why she allways said that she was bored or something else, but I knew that she needed a friend who didn´t treat her like a royalty all the time.

Since then we had developed a friendship of kind.

“I´m going to send Twilight to Ponyville tomorrow.” Celly had said suddenly which made me twitch and raise my eye brow.

“And why´s that?” I asked while cursing in my mind, `cus she might make the connection between Jet and Spike. But well it was bound to come out anyway, and I was getting tired of living double life. I rather be Jet all the time, but I was afraid what Twilight and others who were Spike´s friends would react.

“I fear that my sister is going to free herself from the moon and is going to make her entrace at the Summer sun celebration, which is held at Ponyville this summer.” She said sighing and hanging her head.

“So you send Twilight to deal with her, you know she´s just a little kid still.” I said,

“I know but I cant use the elements anymore and I think Twilight is the one who can make them work again and free my sister from her hatred.” She said while looking at me with hope in her eyes, she really missed Luna.

“Well in that case, I´m going to go there too. To make sure you sister is freed.” I said smirking at her, really this is good ´cus I can keep up my little secret little longer.

“Really, I don´t... I mean you dont have to, but if you do well... I really miss my sister.” She said and I heard her sniffle a little which made me sigh and walk near her laying my hand on her head petting her a little.

“I´ll promise, its a least I could do for my friend.” I said while grinning at her when I saw her smiling at me. After few seconds I decided to leave and used “Soru” (Shave) to disappear out from her room and back outside.

After that little meeting I had an hour of little light training to perfect my Rokushiki skills, before heading back to Twilight´s room, but not before transforming back to baby Spike.

When I got there I found her sleeping at the desk again. Her muzzle buried deep in a book. So with a sigh and shake of my head I picked her up and carried her to her bed, after that I shut the lights and climbed in my basket to sleep.

“Spike.... Spiiiikkeee...!!” I heard someone yell in my ear which made me scream, and leap on top of one of the bookshelfs in the room.

“What the hell Twilight.” I said while glaring at the purple unicorn who was rubbing the back of her neck with her hoof,

“Eeh... sorry Spike I know that its weekend but did Princess send any letters about the Nightmare moon.” She asked while I jumped down from the self and went to make my bed.

“Not yet, why is...” I said before holding my stomach and belching loudly while a green flame deposited a scroll in front of me. Damn I forgot to concentrate, normally I could control when the scrolls arrive, but it seemed that I was too tired to concentrate.

“Well here.” I said tossing the message at Twilight while walking in the kitchen to make some breakfast and I could hear Twilight yelling something about Ponyville and Summer sun celebration.

Oh well, I wonder how this will turn out. I thought while cooking.

Later that day we were flying in chariot to the Ponyville and Twilight seemed to be a nervous wreck.

“Come on Twily, relax. I´m sure Princess knows what she is doing.” I said while smiling at the purple unicorn who sighed and smiled a little. It took few hours from Canterlot to Ponyville and after we landed, I decided to try to act like Spike did in the series so that the time line wouldn´t mess up too much.

Yeah I was kind of brony in my past life, but not so much. I watched the MLP series to the end of the season 2 but thats it. After that I only read fanfiction and watched some fanart.

It wasnt until we met Fluttershy that things went to hell, kind of. If I remember correctly Fluttershy was supposed to be exited to meet a baby dragon, but I noticed that when she looked at my eyes she was really scared. Which made me sigh, but luckily Twilight managed to talk to her for a while and find out about the music for the celebration. While the yellow pegasus kept stealing glances at me but shied away when I noticed her looking.

Did she know that I wasn´t a dragon before, or was it something else. I was curious to ask, but I held my mouth shut. After that we met Rarity and well lets say that I didn´t fawn over her like a real Spike did.

Seriously I almost used “Rankyaku” (Tempest Kick) on her because she sounded so annyoing, after that we went to library where the suprise party was.

Twilight freaked out obviously while I just shrugged and went to taste the punch, but it wasn´t spiked with alcohol which made me groan.

“Need something with little more kick pal.” Said a female voice and I turned to look at the voice and saw familiar white furred sunglasses wearing unicorn. Which made me grin.

“Well it depends what do you have.” I asked crossing my arms and smirking at her which made her smile and toss a flask at me with her magic which I gaught in my hand while taking a swig from it.

“Hmm... Vodka... Not bad, but I like Rum more.” I said wiping my muzzle with my hand and handing back the flask while the unicorn grinned,

“Vinyl Scratch is the nameand music is my game. Nice to meet you.” She said and I told her my name and after that I spent the party with her talking about music while she played it for the ponies. The party lasted for a while before Twilight told that she had to go early to sleep and everyone left from the treehouse slash library.

“Well that wa fun.” I said while Twily groaned and went to her bed while I just shrugged and cleaned around a little before shutting off the lights and heading to the bed for few hours before we had to head at th Summer Sun clebration.

Author's Note

Sorry for the grammar, but cant do better without somepony to proof read it.....

Something about the moves Spike/Jet uses....

Rokushiki (Six Styles)

Special super human fighting style.
Kami-e (Paper Art)

Makes users body to go limb to avoid attacks.
Geppo (Moon Walk)

Allows the user to jump the air itself.
RanKyaku (Storm Leg)

Powerful projectile technique from the leg.
Shigan (Finger Pistol)

Close-quarter combat teghnique.
Soru (Shave)

Allows the user to move at high speeds.
Tekkai (Iron Body)

Hardens the users muscles to the level of iron.
Rokuogan (Six-King-Pistol)

Secret and ultimate attack of Rokushiki

Thanks for reading x3

Season I Episode II Kicking some blackflank.

Spikey Wikey

Season I

Episode II

I woke up with a start when I heard crashes downstairs of the library, so with a groan and few well placed curses I stood up and sneaked at the door to see what was happening.

Only to groan again when I saw a drunk pony wandering downstairs, so I went down and tossed the drunk pony outside and looked at the clock on the wall.

”Hmm only few hours left before the Summer sun celebration.” I muttered and started to strech my limbs, I could get some light training done before we had to leave.

After a hour of doing some exercises I headed to the bathroom to take a shower before going to wake up Twilight.

Few hours later we were at the town hall where the celebration was held and I was standing next to Rainbow Dash. All went well until Nightmare Moon appeared on the balcony and I couldn´t resist anymore. So I put two fingers in my mouth and gave a loud wolf whistle before yelling.

”Daymn..Dat´ ass!” Oh god, their faces. Everypony looked so shocked about what I said and I couldn´t hold anymore and burst out laughing.

”Oh god... hahaha......” I laughed, but I was suddenly interupted by a chair smashing into my body which caused me to crash thrue the wall behind me and land on the ground outside, sliding along the ground for few feet on my back.

When I stopped sliding I glared at the sky and stood up.

”Oh its on!” I said growling and with a burst of green flames I was transformed into Jet.

”Soru.” I said and disapeared into a blur only to appear back inside and smash the heel of my foot into the muzzle of Nightmare Moon tossing her thrue the wall behind her.

”GTA motherfuc...” I almost said before I noticed everypony looking at me which made me chuckle nervously and scratch my neck.

”Err... look Calestia.” I said before using old trick and pointing behind the ponies and when they turned to look I used “Soru” to go back outside thrue the hole where I kicked the Nightmare Moon.

”Where the hell did she go.” I muttered when I landed outside and looked around only to notice a black cloud just entering the Everfree forest.

”Shit.” I said starting to run after her, but stopped and hid into the shadows when I saw Twilight and others run outside the town hall to look for me.

”Double shit.” I cursed and slapped my forehead. How could I be so stupid, I thought and jumped behind the mares startling them.

”I gave the little dragon to some pony and told them to take him to hospital.” I said while everypony looked at me suspioucly.

”Was he okay.” Twilight asked which made me nod,

”Yeah only a little bump on his head, he should be okay after good night sleep. Now what the hell was that thing back there.” I asked while pointing my thumb behind me at the town hall which made the other six mares to look at Twilight who gasped and started to run at the direction of the library.

Which made me sigh, whelp dodged a bullet this time. I thought and followed after the mares, I wonder how long my luck lasts at this rate.

It took few minutes to get at the library and when we got there Rainbow Dash started to call Twilight a spy which made me groan and then they looked for some book.

I didn´t listen much ´Cus I knew already all what I needed to know about Nightmare Moon, but suddenly I noticed Rainbow Dash floating in front of me and pointing her hoof at me.

”And who the heck are you and why did you follow us.” She asked and I crossed my arms over my chest.

”My name is Jet and lets just say I´m a Spike´s friend and I followed him here in ponyville to see the Summer Sun celebration.” I answered and the ponies started to talk to whit each other and then they left the library.

”Oh whelp, better follow them. Never know what´s gonna happen now since I kicked that Moonflank.” I said and went outside and started to shadow the 6 mares to the forest thrue rooftops and when in the forest, on top of the tree branches quietly so that they wouldn´t notice me.

Everything went as it would have been until the part where the manticore came. It was only after the mane six had left when I noticed the black smoke covering the manticore.

”Well fuck me sideways.” I said when I noticed the manticore, now black furred and red eyed looking at me before it roared and started to fly at me.

”Oh yeah well fuck you too, ”Rankyaku”.” I yelled taking a leap backwards and kicking my leg forward to shoot sharp compressed air blade at the manticore who managed to dodge and the blade cut in the trees behind it.

”Fuck.” I managed to say and pull Tekkai up before the manticore tackled me to the ground, with a grunt I used my legs to toss the manticore over me when we had crashed on the ground and then I stood up quickly to face the manticore.

”Here kitty kitty kitty..” I said grinning at the manticore while wigling my claw at it, which made it roar and leap at me.

”Soru.” I muttered and disappeared from the spot only to appear infront of the manticore my fist burried in its nose, which blasted the manticore backwards until it smashed against a tree. But I dind´t stop there and tossed few Rankyaku´s After the pussy, slashing it into a small bits of dog food.

”Wonder if manticores meat tastes any good.” I muttered while watching the black smoke disappear from the mutilated body of the manticore. Whit a shrug I ran after the smoke until I arrived infront of the castle.

”Whelp, it seems that the girls are allready inside.” I said only to hear a chorus of voices yelling something about Twilight,

”Shit.” I cursed and looked upwards at the towers where I saw a flash of light and then jumped at it. I had to use Geppo few times to reach a windowsill and when I landed I noticed Nightmare Moon holding 5 stones in her magic hold.

”Knock knock.” I yelled and used Soru to appear next to the allicorn whit my foot shoved on her cheek, making the blackflank smash against the wall of the tower in crash.

”Twily, get the elements.” I yelled and charged the allicorn who was standing up.

”You fool, you dear to hit me.” Nightmare Moon yelled and started to shoot up magic blasts and levitate pieces of rocks at me.

”Kami-e.” I muttered and relaxed my body to dodge the blasts, I fucking hate magic. I tought and gritted my teeth.

”Shigan.” I said growling and showing my finger at the horn of the allicorn, but she managed to dodge it somehow.

”Shi....” I managed to say before I was blasted through the wall of the tower by a magic blast from the Nightmare Moon, I managed to use Geppo to slow my fall before I landed to the ground.

”Aww shit that hurt like a bitch.” I moaned while holding my ribs, that blast probably cracked few of them.Damn it I still aren´t fast enough fuck, I thought but suddenly I saw a bright light coming from the tower and I heard Nightmare Moon scream loudly.

With a groan I leped at the hole and when I got inside I saw a black pieces of something laying around small dark blue allicorn and the mane six standing near her whit the elements of harmony.

”Whelp, you sure kicked her ass.” I said chuckling and limping at the allicorn while holding my ribs whit one of my hands, I´m gonna need lots of booze tonight.

”Are you okay, Jet.” Twilight asked, but I just waved my hand at her before kneeling next to the small allicorn.

”You okay Luna?” I asked laying my other hand on top of her head petting her little, while she just shivered and nodded. Suddenly I heard a chorus of Calestia´s name, so I stood up and moved to side while Celly talked whit Luna which made me grin a little.

”Are you hurt Jet, or should I call you Spike.” Calestia said suddenly which made me look at her suspiciously,

”Eer what....”I asked while sweating bullets inside,

”I saw you transform after Nighmare Moon blasted you through the wall of the town hall.” Celly said smirking which made me curse few times, until I noticed Twilight looking at me mouth open.

”Sorry Twily, that I didn´t tell you. ´Cus I thought that you might throw me out or something.” I said sighing and rubbing my neck nervously. Until Twilight walked at me and I had to kneel to be at her eye level.

”Its okay Spi.... or should I call you Jet now. You are and always will be my brother even if you are bigger now, just promise that there´s no more secrets between us.” She said smiling and hugging me which made me flinch because of my ribs.

”Well Spike is okay, Jet was only an alias and yeah its a promise.” I said smiling and hugging her back.

”Yayyyyy, let´s party!” Pinkie Pie yelled suddenly shooting her party cannon which she dug up from somewhere and whit a laugh we all went back to Ponyville to celebrate Summer Sun celebration.

It was a blast. After a nurse had checked my ribs I got to party whit Twilight and others and thank god I got some booze too. The whole party was spent by telling the adventure we had that day, Rainbow Dash kept asking me about my moves and challenged me to a spar someday which I accepted of course.

I even talked with Fluttershy few times but she was still slighty scared of me, but the worst of the all was Rarity. I had saved her from on accident of somepony spilling a drink on her dress by taking her in my arms and moving her to the side, after that she was all googly eyed about a knight or something which made my eye brow twitch madly and I slowly backed away from her and decided to keep distance from her for the whole night.

The rest of the evening went mostly talking with Twilight because she was asking all about my Jet form and I told her all that I could, but not the fact about me being a human and reborn.

I had to fake that I learned my moves from some old cat man when I was young when she asked about it and after that we continnued partying till the night.

Author's Note

Whelp heres a second chap....

Google up the Rokushiki if you need more info about the moves Spike/Jet uses....