What happened last night?

1.

The alarm clock beep was like a stab in the head... I it was, my head hurts so much. My bed is so comfy why do i have to move? Then I remind my loyalty to Ponyville , it stood up and shrugged my wings to wake them up. the cloud under my a welcome feeling. I turn around to look at my bed,  there laying in was Soarin. what Soarin? a lead wonderbolt? oh my gosh. A girly squeal left my mouth. I mean I'm a wonderbolt, but not a lead one, he is. I shot up in the air as thought what the press would say. Well spit fire and that lighting dust person hooked up and they made front page news. My hands run through my rainbow hair, grabbing onto my purple bit. In a picnic I dashed out of the room. A sudden knock of the door so put me out of the state of picnic. I quickly look at my clothes to say whether I was wearing anything decent, lucky I was.

I got the door, it was Ditzy. how she became a post woman I will never know. Her yellow eyes looked me, well one. “I got post for you rainbow dash” she said in way she could only she it. She always brought a smile on my. “thanks Derpy.” Ditzy smiled at me and then  passed the brown package. it was heavy, but i could manage it. Ditzy like to be called drepy, I am not sure why? maybe because of how clumsy she is. It can get really annoying, she always means well so that’s all that matter’s. I closed the door as she flew off. the brown package in my hand. what could this be? I look at the label, who handwriting was that? I put in the kitchen. I heard a noise from my bedroom, oh shit! Sorian was here, crap.

I open my bedroom door, there he was in his full glory standing my room. Keep clam Rainbow,  it’s not like you slept with one of your hero’s which you saved his ass once. look at those abs, what is that a 8 pack? or 6? I can’t tell. I felt my wings pick up. No wings, don't get a wingboner, god. “you like what you looking at Dashy?” Sorian said with a cheeky smile across his face. I felt heat rush to my face, “yes, but of course it could be about 20% cooler.” I said with playful smile, he chuckled and put on his clothes which was spread of around my room. “oh Dashy, only you.”  he look at me with his beautiful green eyes. His dark blue hair messy but it was a look only he could pull of. “ hey Dashy can you help me find my top?” he asked. I nodded and look with him. It took me about a second to find it. I notice his wings are out to and up. The smile which was already across my face grow bigger. He was now fully dressed, he still look as fetching as before. I was now flying to hide my wingboner so was he. “well dashy i have to go, you know how spit fire is.” a awkward silence filled the room as we just stared at each other. “okay “ I finally said not impressed that he had to go.

“cheer up Dashy, i do want to see you again” the lifted up my spirits a bit. He kissed me on the forehead a flew out of door. And like that he was gone. Why did I feel like that? No one makes me feel like that, scoot dose but this different. Just what happened last night. It was my birthday party, at Sugarcube corner. But why in hell would he be there. My mind turn back to the package. I must open it but later, I need to find out what happened but first time to clear the clouds.

***

After my job of clearing the sky I decided to go to Sugarcube corner. I mean it has pinky pie, and she the party queen! I enter the shop still a bit messy from the night before, Mr. cake was cleaning up the mess as fast as he could. I mean what can a man do? Mrs. cake was working the till. the stressed face on her face made me not want to ask if I could she pinky. “so Mrs. Cake, how the kids?” anxiously ask. she looks at me funny

“well rainbow, there with my sister Bon bon and Lyra, Luna help them.” the sigh of relief escaped her mouth. be for could ask she said “ pinky is up stairs.” she smiled at me.

“thank you,” I ran up the stairs, there is no room to fly in this place. I would get there faster if I could fly.

At Pinky's room, I see the door open a  fragment, her dark room was only visited by the rays of sun seeking round her curtain. I open the door. I saw pinky laying on her bed with the pillow over her head, her hair straight. She has a hangover I think  I better be quietish.

“pinky? are you okay?” I hear a moan from the bed. “Pinky pie wake up it’s 10 am!”

“It's 10am? whooped e doo. I have a fucking hangover and your waking me up?”  she as a point, I look at the poster she has on her room, cupcakes and balloons. It was decorated like a kids room,. “well.. um pink what happened last  night.?” I asked she sat up in her bed,  her hand on her head. “why don't you ask that bitch Fluttershy? eh? think of that?” I didn't think of, wait bitch? iI moved out of the way as a pillow was tossed at me, it completely missed me, because I'm just that awesome but it was pretty clear I was not welcome at this point at time, every party has it costs.

***

I flew over Ponyville on my way to Fluttershy’s cottage, why on earth would pinky call her bitch? Fluttershy was basically a sister to me, so need to know  why pinky called her a bitch. I landed at Fluttershy’s door. I heard some giggling about I was about to knock on the door when i heard a faint voice “stop it Big Mac.” in a happy laughing way. I knocked after I heard that, Fluttershy open the door carefully, she was a faint yellow dressing gown with her butterfly vest top and sorts. “oh Rainbow it’s only you? what do you want?” she asked politely.

“Can I come in a need to talk!.” only then did notice her wingboner. Well this really awkward. “umm... could we just talk outside?” I thought filled my head, no we can't talk outside “no we must talk inside.”Ii pushed my way pass, I relegated it adamantly. The was big mac standing in the middle of the room with nothing but a red shirt. I put my hand over my eyes as quickly as pushed my way though. “um Fluttershy can we talk somewhere private.?” I asked.

“um yes Rainbow, Big Mac can you go up stairs honey, think it is for the best.”

“yep” he said in county accent.  I heard Fluttershy kiss him, then she flew over to me.

“Is it safe yet for me to open my eyes?”

“yes Rainbow, next time listen to me, and what so despite?” I took my hand away from my face, I saw Fluttershy embarrassed look, “hey Fluttershy look,you  need to tell you what happened last night!.” she look at me with a look of disbelief.

“is that you came here to ask me? anyway, I was for the cake then me and big mac left before the DJ started to play.” I look at with the same look,

“look Fluttershy i woke up Sorain next to me, really need to know what happened!” the urgency was clear in my voice. Fluttershy thought for a second, “Well I did see you and him dancing last night, but you and him was really drunk.” she was now play with her hands, “okay you want fuck big mac, I get it.I will leave you too alone. is there any other person i ask?.”

“rarity” she said as fast as she could, this made me laugh a bit, but inside my head.

“okay thank you Fluttershy, you can now bang mac,.” she ran up the stairs to big mac as soon as said, I walked out of the door closing it behind me. this is turning into a wild goose chase.... I flew up to cloud only if I could remember what happened..