SweetieBelle has given a news

by sputnikpony

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 986

Sweetie Belle has given a news report with journal hooves that is good

Sweetie Belle has given a news report with journal hooves that is good

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-02 01:20:06 UTC

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In class Sweetie Belle decides to stay in journal club. Printing machines print the news. It is liked. Sweetie Belle writes a news story for journal class:

Eqestrian tsunami at the risk. Tsunami on coast with danger and seismics plates so newspaper writes about it. You are all idiots. An increase in seismic activity in the North Equestra suggests that New Eqesrutia is most at risk of suffering the effects of a tsunami in the near future, according to a Canterlot College seismologist. Just look at the garbage that hits the front page. Like you deserve to live, you degenerate basement dwelling wastes of life. You will never go onto anything. None of you will ever accomplish anything, you are idiotic failures of life without a single thought of your own. In your sneakers and shorts and merchandised shirts with little characters on them while you sit sheltered in some suburban house playing with toys. You’ll never be real men. You’ll never have the spine to stand up for yourself in your life. Just pathetic flabby atrocious things to look at. And then you’ll think you have the right to emotion, to angry. With your disgusting gelatin faces you’ll twist up into a little bratty sneer and give some uninspired comment of disapproval from the safety of your basement, shielded from all nature and life. Just so utterly mindnumblingly pathetic. You haven’t the endurance or strength for a single day of honest work, of setting out and carving the world to your will. So she interviews about the tsunami.

 Over the past year there have been 12 small earthquakes at the edge of the continental shelf – about 170 miles east of Canterville – with the most powerful being a magnitude 4 quake that occurred Hearthswerm, says John Hooves, of Trottingham College's Wester Observatory, which studies equestriaquakes. "I can't put a number on the chances of it happening, there's no way of knowing timing," he says. "But when we have more frequent small earthquake activity, there's a greater chance of having a larger one in the future."

Hooves presented preliminary findings of his research PonyFriday at the Seismological Society of Eqestua's annual meeting in Las Ponas.

Tsunamis are extremely rare, but not unprecedented in the Eqeuster Ocean. Hooves says tectonic conditions in the Ponecif and PinkiePie Oceans make tsunamis more likely in those regions; recent tsunamis in Eqestrua and Ponyville killed thousands. In ancient, a magnitude 7.2 earthquake off the coast of Newponyplace caused a tsunami to hit Canterville, killing 27 ponys, destroying thousands of homes and cutting transatlantic communication lines.

"I'm drawing an analogy from the recent area to this area that reaches to Canterplace," Hooves says. "Geologically, it looks the same. The earthquakes are occurring right at the edge of the continental shelf."

His research, based on several decades of earthquake data, suggests that the coasts between NovaPony and New Cantertrot are at highest risk for a tsunami.

"As you go further south than New Cantertrot, there are no reports of earthquakes at all at the edge of the continental sheath," he says.

A former Equustra interior minister and key ally of Fancyhooves is under growing pressure for a convincing explanation after investigators unearthed a large deposit of money into a bank account and significant bit transactions.

Claudhoovest's home was searched earlier this year as part of a royal investigation into claims that the former Ponyleader Luna had illegally channelled money to Ponyville to fund Hoity Toity's recent presidential campaign. Joe Donut, who was director of Sombre's campaign before being made the resident's chief-of-staff and then interior ponyminister, has denied any Lunar funding. I never actually expected anything from anyone.

Last week, the satirical weekly report revealed that royal searches had found a transfer of lots of bits g in several interviews that the bits had not come from Gladpony, but from the proceeds of a private sale of two paintings. I know better than to rely, they always let you down. He said he had sold two works – apparently oil paintings of turbulent mages, by artist Horsehooves – to a lawyer. He called it a "transaction of works of art", adding: "I have all the bits." He said he would show all documentation to investigators and criticised the leak of the investigation.

However, art experts were quick to point out that Van Ethooves's works did not usually fetch such highs. Newshoofpapers also reported that Brittlehooves would have had to apply for an export certificate from the culture Equester ministry, but that no application had been made.

This causes Tsunamis. Sweetie Belle writes down to the report.

Hooves says in order for a tsunami to cause major damage, there needs to be an earthquake of a magnitude of at least 7, which are rare on the East Coat. The earthquake also has to occur in the ocean; some seismologists believe the equestrquake has to be powerful enough to cause what is known as a "submarine landslide," which pushes sentiment off the continental sheeath and into the deep ocean. So deep to cause the tsunamis and tornadoes death everywhere.

The most powerful earthquake to strike the East Eqeutria in recent memory was a magnitude 5.8 quake that struck near Las Pegasus, in last year. The earthquake that caused at least 220,000 deaths in Hooveville in two years was a magnitude 7.0 quake that struck land. Hooves says that quake was not associated with a tsunami.

Thank you Hooves,” thanks Sweetie Belle. That was her investigation. You worthless shit, she hopes you die. While the real men go out and conquer the world and explore jungles. Sweetie Belle writes down her reports on a typewriter but first draft is hoof written. It would be fucking stupid to take clunky old typewriters to all ehr interviews. Puts on reporter hat. Teacher likes, ooh ahh, praise.

Thank you. Evening news.