Pinkie Pie was known for disappearing and reappearing all over Ponyville, heck even all of Equestria. But what happens when the pink mare reappears and there's a hitchhiker along for the ride that only she can hear?

"Well, it's not a party, I can tell you that much."

Will the poor deluded mare go insane?

"No"

Will her friends abandon her?

"Ugh, no!"

Will she ever learn that eating cake every day will make her plot bulge up like a particularly round and unsightly balloon?

"N-hey! My butt's not that-!"

Tune in and find out!

"Why yo-!"

(Sort of a writing experiment,)