Bored and with little to do, the rainbow-maned mare slept lazily on top of a pillowy cloud, letting the wind gently push it around. The day had progressed slowly for Rainbow Dash; after finishing up with the weather team, she found herself with nothing to do except laze around and relax, drifting away on the silky cloud.

It was rather peaceful. Rainbow Dash didn’t dwell in these moments often, but when she did, she found them pleasant. It was just her and the gentle wind. She felt at ease with the calm, soothing, sense of falling from the sky. Wait, falling?

Rainbow Dash opened her eyes and noticed she was plummeting towards the ground. Before she had time to react and prevent the fall, she landed face first onto the hard pavement. Dizzy from the impact, she rubbed her head and groaned in agony.

“Hey, down there!” She looked up towards the cloud she fell off of. “You alright!?”

The pegasus poked his head out, looking slightly concerned about the mare’s position. The stallion with soft, golden eyes and a black coat slowly flapped his wings down towards the agitated mare.

“If you call landing on your head and nearly having a concussion then yes, Thunderlane, I’m doing really peachy!” she snapped sarcastically.

“Sorry,” Thunderlane responded, looking away.

“How the hay did you not even notice me!? I was sleeping on an open cloud!”

“Look, I said I was sorry!” Thunderlane responded, getting annoyed with Rainbow Dash’s harsh tone.

“Yeah, but how much of a clutz do you have to be to knock somepony off a cloud who was right bucking in front of you?”

“I was in a hurry! I said I was sorry!” Thunderlane turned away from her and mumbled under his breath. “You don’t have to be a cunt about it.”

“What was that!?” Rainbow Dash got inches away Thunderlane’s face angrily, hearing what he had muttered.

“Do I need to say it slowly for the retard?” Thunderlane insulted coldly. “You…don’t… have… to be… a… cunt… about it!”

Rage was boiling inside of Rainbow Dash. She was holding back every urge to just buck the lights out of Thunderlane right there.

“Well at least mine is functional!” she retaliated, which resulted in Thunderlane giving her a strong glare.

“And what the buck is that supposed to mean?”

“Well, limp-dick, it means that you can’t use the tool that you were born with,” Rainbow Dash snapped matter-of-factly.

“Oh, like you’ve had any experience!”

“Probably more than you!”

“Oh what, with your hooves? Yeah, that’s real experience. Or let me guess, you give yourself away in the back alley to the homeless because they’re the only ones who want to put up with your rotten cooch!”

The two bickered and argued frequently and loudly for the next few minutes, building up more anger the more words were thrown. The two constantly made harsh insults about each other’s reproductive organ, trying to shoot each other down in every way possible.

“Fishy snatch!”

“Infertile ass!”

The admittedly bad insults kept flowing until they finally got tired of it.

“You probably wouldn’t last a second in bed with anypony!” the rainbow-maned mare stated, throwing the last punch.

“Wanna bet?” the enraged colt challenged with an aggressive smirk on his face. “Unless you think you can’t do it!”

“Do what?”

“Since you’re so confident that you can last longer than me, why don’t you put your money where your mouth is! How about in three hours, my place, we see if your toxic pussy can handle me? First one to cum loses.”

“Fine by me,” Rainbow Dash agreed without a second thought, refusing to let Thunderlane prove her wrong on something. “If you lose, you have to wear the frilliest thing in Equestria and wear a shirt saying ‘I Sleep with Other Colts’!”

“Fine, but if you lose, you have to make out with a hobo in public! Sounds fair?”

Thunderlane extended his hoof in order to seal the deal, which Rainbow Dash grasped tightly.

“You’re on, butt munch!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed with a smug grin on her face.

“Fine then,” Thunderlane responded flying off. “See you in three hours you hobo-banging skank!”

~~~

Later that day, Rainbow Dash flew towards Thunderlane’s small house in Cloudsdale. She knocked impatiently on the door, ready to put the smart aleck stallion in his place. She continued knocking on the door until the door opened, revealing the challenger.

“Well, look who decided to show up,” Thunderlane teased. “I thought you might back out of it like a coward!”

“What, and not get to see you try to use your dysfunctional dick!?” Rainbow Dash sneered, walking into the house. “So what piece of crap bed are we going to do it on?”

“Something better than the house you call a cloud, that’s for damn sure,” he responded, leading her into his bedroom. It was a simply crafted room, with only a few cabinets and a small bed in the center.

“Not too shabby, huh?” Thunderlane bragged. “Probably better than any pad you managed to whore your way into!”

Rainbow Dash smacked Thunderlane on the head, causing him to glare at her irritably.

“Just shut up so we can get this over with. I have better things to do than to humiliate you!”

“Then why aren’t you doing them?” Thunderlane asked in a snarky tone.

“Because shut up.”

The two headed towards the twin-sized bed to begin the challenge. Thunderlane lied on the bed, stretching out, leaving barely any room for Rainbow Dash to sit, annoying her slightly. She stared at his lower half, noticing he was still hidden in his sheath.

“Well, what are you waiting for? Whip it out already, unless it truly is dysfunctional!” Rainbow Dash mocked, grinning devilishly.

“I can’t. Nothing here looks attractive enough to turn me on,” Thunderlane quipped, causing Rainbow’s grin to melt into a small frown.

“But I tell you what you can do to help that. You can turn your fat ass around, flail your tail around and hope that it gets a little stiff by watching you… what the buck are you doing?”

Thunderlane was caught off guard when Rainbow Dash began licking his nether region, trying to bring his tool out.

“Look, I don’t have all day to play stripper with you!” she hissed. “I’m just trying to get this thing out so I can beat you!”

“But you’re taking an unfair advantage!”

“Never said I was going to play fair,” she smirked, resuming lapping her tongue around his sheath. It only took a few seconds before Thunderlane’s penis began to poke out, hardening from her touch until it fully revealed itself.

“Not too bad,” Rainbow Dash stated, still licking his shaft. “What did you do, take a whole bunch of pills to make it big-GAAAH!!”

Her words turned into a muffled mesh as a surprise wave of pleasure went through her. Thunderlane took the opportunity to catch the mare off guard by rubbing his hoof against her clit, twirling it upon her squishy flesh.

“You… stop!” Rainbow Dash tried to seem as if she was receiving no pleasure from it, but ultimately failed with her stifled moans.

“What? I thought that, since you weren’t playing fair, I might as well try to even the playing field,” Thunderlane mocked. “Got to admit, I thought you would feel loose from all the guys you probably fuck, but you’re surprisingly tight, not that that means much for you!”

Rainbow Dash was far from submitting to her rival. She refused to admit that he was able to make her feel good, no matter how well he rubbed her off.

“Just shut up, ass wipe, and let’s get started!” She knocked his hoof away from her sex and climbed on top of the bed, positioning herself over him. “We’ll see how long you last, fag!”

“Probably longer than you, skank,” Thunderlane hissed.

Rainbow Dash wasted no time; she swiftly dropped herself on top of his meat stick. She rapidly bounced on top of his dick with no rhythm. It was a race to her, a race she didn’t want to win.

“Jeez, slow down!” Thunderlane groaned. “You that eager to hop on my dick?”

“No, just trying to make you lose, that’s all,” she stated grinning as she saw how hard Thunderlane was struggling not to blow. “And it looks like it’s working. It hasn’t even been a minute and you’re already thinking about cumming inside of me, aren’t you!?”

The colt groaned, stifling his inevitable orgasm. Rainbow Dash rocked her hips rapidly to send her victim over the edge. Thunderlane wasn’t going to be humiliated, not like this. He grabbed the mare by her waist, stopping her pace and pushed her on her back. Because of his carelessness, he ended up knocking her against the headboard.

“Ouch! What the hell was that for?!” Rainbow Dash cried out visibly pissed.

“Making sure you don’t win,” Thunderlane bitterly replied. “I’m not going to lay here and have you make me your bitch!”

With the tables turned, Thunderlane pumped himself violently into Rainbow Dash, rocking the bed as he did so. Every push caused her head to thump against the headboard which helped kill whatever pleasure Rainbow Dash was feeling.

“This hurts, you dick!” Rainbow shouted angrily.

“What, I’d thought you’d be used to big things inside you by now, slut!” Thunderlane grunted aggressively while assaulting her pussy. Her liquids coated his cock, making quick movements inside her cave very easy and smooth.

“I gotta admit, you don’t feel half bad,” he commented dryly. “Not the best sex I’ve had, but it’s manageable for a hobo-fucker!”

“You’re not so bad yourself,” Rainbow Dash stated, moaning slightly. “Although your dumb ass nearly gave me a concussion twice, I can say you aren’t doing half bad for a faggot!”

The insults kept flowing as they continued their competitive intercourse. There was a chaotic rhythm going on between them, both trying to find a way to make the other cum faster. Rainbow Dash rocked her hips back and forth while Thunderlane pressed deep inside of her. Both tried to outdo each other, and all the while using vulgar slanders against each other.

It didn’t take them too long however for them to reach their peaks. The inevitable was going to happen.
“Whooooore!!” Thunderlane moaned.

“Assshoooole!!” Rainbow Dash followed up, screaming in pleasure.

Simultaneously, they reached their orgasms. Thunderlane spurted inside of her sex, while Rainbow Dash’s fluids began gushing on his covers. The competition ended in a tie.

“Well, I guess that makes us equal,” Thunderlane stated.

“Equal?! It was obvious you cheated throughout!” Rainbow Dash accused.

“Cheated!?”

“You probably used some kind of secret clear lubricant to make me cum faster than I normally would!”

“One, if that was even true, which it isn’t since you blew that out of your ass, I wouldn’t waste it on an ugly mare like you! Two, how are you going to accuse me of cheating when you were the one trying to get the upper hand?!”

“I deserved that much since you nearly killed me on the cloud!”

“Not my fault you were retarded enough to sleep in a flying area!”

“Dick!”

“Bitch!”

The two of them glanced at each other, scowls clearly showing on their face. They stared at each other for a while, before they did the unexpected.

The two of them locked lips with each other, kissing passionately and sloppily. The two pent-up ponies lapped their tongues around each other’s rigorously, moaning loudly. Their faces heated as they continued making out, wet kisses popping with each move. When they ran out of air, the two broke their kiss with only a long strand keeping them together.

“You know, for a retard you aren’t half bad with that thing, you know,” Rainbow Dash complemented, straightening her messy hair.

“Same to you, babe,” Thunderlane replied. “I’ll even be nice enough to not make you French kiss a hobo in the middle of the streets.”

The two laid next each other, letting the wave of their rage-fueled pleasure die down. The two were content at the moment, and finally relaxed for the first time in hours. There was one thing that the coal-tinted stallion wanted to know though, something that he needed to know.

“Um, Dash, you were smart enough to use a contraceptive before you came here, right?”

The tired mare turned towards him, raising an eyebrow in confusion.

“The fuck is a contraceptive?”

Author's Note

Well, shit! Way to end a story huh