Well This Sucks( Prologue)
Percy Jackson attacked the one he once loved more than anyone in the world, maliciously with Ripe-tide(His wicked sword which is enchanted to become a ballpoint pen at will and to automatically return to it's owners pockets.) and screamed violently,"You heartless double crossing coward! How could you!?!? I-I trusted you,poured my heart out to you! You were the reason I refused to become a freaking GOD!! For YOU!!!!! I L-loved Y-you Annabeth. With all my heart. At least I did, and then What did you do?!?! You up and Betrayed me?!?! And with my best friend too?!?!?!? I mean if it was Luke I would have understood, but Grover, I mean what the heck?!?! He's a satyr for Hades sake. I turned down Artemis for you. ARTEMIS!!!! And She's a freaking Virgin goddess. I would have expected a little apppreciatio-"
Seven Hours Ago
Beep! Beep! BeepPerseus awoke to the sound of his alarm clock blaring. Releasing a few
beep worthy choice words of his own, Perseus arose from his bed and went to brush his teeth.
" Why do I always need to get up so early? Oh , yeah, gotta help my Egghead girlfriend. Sigh, the pains of being a demigod. Oh, I'm a son of Posidieon, did I forget to mention that? Anyways being one means you're always around weird crap. After all my best friend is a freaking satyr(That's a man with a goat butt, by the way.)
But seriously, today is a big day. Today we fight for Olympus, In New York, Against my old friend. Well, this is awkward isn't it.
I looked up and realized I had reached the Athena cabin.(That's Annabeth's Mom). " Annabeth You ready to fight a war?." "Almost, just give me a sec." And then she steeped out, sexy as ever, her blond hair and grey eyes making her look as if she was ready to fight a war. The leather armor helped with that affect as well. "You ready? No, Well to bad Lets fight for Heaven Itself!"
To be countinued
Ps I own NOTHING!
Just kidding!
Percy Jackson and his friends plunged themselves deep within the concrete jungle of manhattan to fulfill the prophecy and save the World! At least that's what they WOULD, be doing, had They not stopped at Subway. "Dude, this B.L.T. Is delicious, man!" "I now, Bro my Italian BMT is deliciously, well, Delicious I will eat this with a FIERY PASSION! And thou shalt not stop thy from enjoying its juicy splendor!
One awesome food eating scene later
"Dude, should we save the world know?" " Yeah let's go."
One boring car trip later
EAT LEAD YOU SOULESS BEASTS!!
One Epic fight later
Awwwww did the viewers not get their precious fight scene? Well two bad!
4 hours of pain and depression later
I can't believe Annabeth! She- "AAwww, Somepony needs a smile!" Whhhaaaaaa!!!" I exclaimed
Hi I'm Pinkie Pie! You looked so sad in that mirror I just had to go through and cheer you up!! You know what this calls for?!?!?! A PARTY!!!!!
A d Thus is how my spiral into Insanity began
Ps just to make the word count: HI IM PINKIE PIE WOULD YOU COME TO MY PARTY! Plese plsese plese plese plese plese pleeeeese oh preety plsese! So do ya wanna come DO YA?!? Hugh?!?! DoYADOYADOYADOYADOYA?!?!?!!!!! Awwww, You don't do you?!?! Oh come on , I can put TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO
Eight Days Later
"-AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO AND TWO Together!" "Now listen here, Mister Meanie Pants, I know that look! I know this doesn't look like much but the author spent a lot of time on this story and seeing a lot of views would Make Him SMILE! And It is my job to make people smile so that means you should KEEP READING!!!
The pink, 'equine', as I am going to dub it grabbed me by my waist with it's weird, hoof-like appendages. It then began to drag me through the reflective store window I had been looking into, from which It also appeared to come from. "What the Heeeeeeee-"
I was cut off by the pink, Thing screaming," Weeeeeeeee!!!! Down the portal we go!! I am SO nervisited!!!" I turned around swiftly so as to see what the equine was speaking about. Sure enough, as I turned I saw we were falling through a swirl of colors, towards what appeared to be a wavy, mirror-like portal.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I screamed, knowing that most likely I may not survive this. Then again, maybe that would be a GOOD thing. After all, Annabeth betrayed me for Grover, Kronos used my Mom and Paul for leverage, and my Dad was thrown in Tartarus by Zeus, because apparently, protecting His own kingdom is a form of treason.
Finally, after about three minutes of falling straight down, we fell through the mirrorish portal into the back of what appeared to be an oval room were EVERYTHING was made of crystals. Am I in some strange room within Hades' castle? It is possible, considering the fact that He is the god of all that lies underground, gems included. However I find it highly doubtful He would go for such bright and HAPPY colors. Perhaps it was ment for Bianca? Probably, after all, he may have been mean and cruel to me, but I will give him credit for being a loving parent. As I sat up, I slowly turned to look at my captor and say," What. The Heck. JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
