When I woke up I was in a...forest? What there wasn't a forest nearby. Anyways let's see if I have everything."Iphone...check bat... check and handgun ...check! I got everything. So next part found out where I am or at least find civilization." I finished.

Might as well get the hell out of this forest. Who knows what lurks here? Let's go north might b- *SNAP* what was that? I looked behind me but that was a mistake. In front of me was a lion that had wings and a stinger. It looked like it was looking at a meal but it was looking at ...me OH CRAP! I ran into a place with many trees acting as obstacles for the freak thing also running in a steady place so I don't faint. Before I knew it I was out of the forest. I looked back to the silent and creepy place
but the strange creature wasn't there. 'Probably ran off or got murdered I don't freaking care' I thought while scanning the area around me.

"Okay there's open field in front of me, behind me is a forest that is too quiet, and there's a mountain that has a castle on it...seems legit. I said sarcastically to myself.

Ah weird that castle seems oddly familiar but I don't remember seeing it anywhere and how can it be coming out of the mountain without falling? There's no where on Earth that can be possible. Well I'm not on Earth anymore huh. What's weird is that the strange creature is not the one that made me realize that I'm not on earth anymore but the mountain castle did. Well I guess
should move towards that palace or castle. With that out of the way I started my walk that will change my life forever.

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Couple hours later. I made it half way before it grow with pitch black darkness. It was farther than I thought I would make. I was trying to fall asleep until I heard a noise. It sounded like a low roar. I ready my bat and was ready for any monster to jump on me. I waited for minutes then those turned to hours and at every five minutes I heard the low growl. I kept thinking what it might be until I thought of something. 'When was the last I ate?' I thought finally realizing what the growl was.

"Really I wasted hours waiting for it to show itself and it was my stomach!" I shouted clearly angry at the fact of me being so stupid.

'I'll find something tomorrow' I thought when falling asleep for a nightmare-less night for weeks.

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"My Princess, one of my guards thought he saw a creature that walks on two legs, doesn't have fur on his body, and he said it looked oddly familiar to a ape." Iron Sword reported.

"Well then I want you and your guards to take it to me but don't use force unless it attacks first. Understand?" Celestia spoke with a motherly voice.

"Yes my Princess!" Iron Sword replied.

Iron Sword ran out to find his guards. Celestia was worried for her ponies and for that creature but was not showing it.

"Messenger, please come in here." The Princess said barely above a whisper.

The messenger walked in calmly walked in."Yes my Princess?" She asked.

"Please call me Celestia but I would like you to send a letter to my most faithful student Twilight Sparkle and say that we need her and the other element wielders to come here as soon as possible." Celestia calmly said.

"Okay I will as soon as possible." The messenger replied.

As she ran out, Celestia looked out the windows wondering if the creature is dangerous.

"Good luck my guards." She said to the guards that weren't there.

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It was early in the morning when I woke up. I would guess five o'clock. The first thing I noticed was that my stomach was hurting really bad. I lifted my shirt up and almost fainted. I could see the ribs sticking out it grossed me out. I had to eat something fast .
Just as I thought it a rabbit jumped out of nowhere. 'I'm one lucky son of a bitch' I thought as I reached for my handgun.

"Thirty rounds left at least that's good." I said to myself.

I aimed at the rabbit's head and *BANG* it's dead. I ran to where it's lifeless body remained. I hold the treasure close to me and got some rocks, twigs , and a big stick. I planned to start a fire even though I never started one. I put the rocks around in a circle, put the twigs in the center, put the rabbit on the big stick, and started rubbing two rocks together. By pure skill or luck it started and I just roasted the rabbit

It didn't taste great and it didn't taste bad but it's food. Time to pack up and keep moving. If I hurry I could make it by sundown.
As I was putting away my handgun I could hear something moving in a bush around me. Before I could aim a shadow jumped out.
Closer inspection it was a horse or pony, it was wearing golden armor when the sunlight hit it I was blinded and I had to shield my eyes so I don't blind myself, the shiny armor blocked most of it's body but it's fur was white, before I knew it I was surrounded.

"Please come with us peacefully and we not have to react with force!" He shouted.

He...talked? What the hell. Wait did he say come with me. Oh hell no he's going to kill me anyway better go down fighting.

"FUCK YOU!" I shouted at them.

They stand there with open mouths and I took my chance I shot the pony that shouted at me first. He fainted probably from the pain, the others seen it and two charged at me. I shot the one closest to me and tried to shoot the other one but he uppercut-ted me right in the jaw and my gun slide across the ground.'No way I can get it now time to fist fight.' I thought. I was never a great fighter but I wasn't bad. To be honest who would get into a fist fight with a zombie?

Anyways I played like I was knocked out, the guard noticed jumped off me wrong move buddy, I jumped up and right-hooked his face, he fell to the ground screaming in pain, the others noticed tried to flank me to bad I was already charging at them, knocking a guard to the ground, he tried to get up but I kicked him in his head as hard as I could, I swear I could hear a crack, the guards took this chance and charged me, and before I noticed I was getting kicked and punched everywhere. The pain faded away and before I knew it I fainted from the pain.

Author's Note

David met his first pony and he got his ASS KICKED. Last chapter I said I would describe what he looks like I forgot so next chapter I will. Sorry for short chapters I started this when I stayed up for 2 days but chapter 3 I will try to make it longer.
Anyways any mistakes you found please tell me in the comments. HAVE A GOOD DAY!