Having trouble sleeping in the new world of Equestria, you take a walk into ponyville to find yourself inside a night club. Here, you run into your roommate Pinkie Pie. Wanting to confess your secret admiration for her, you find yourself saving the party from ultimate dismay. Will your nights of sleep insomnia leave after the night of your life? It sure as hell should, because this is the only clop-fic I'll be writing.

Warning the following contains:
4th wall breaking.
Anthromonpoly...Anthroplatypuse..ANTHROPLAROPARMESIS..
Pony looking human thingys.
Daft Punk/Deadmau5
A Lamp
Oh and sex or whatever that's called now a days.