Pinkie Pie Wacthes TV

by RossDABoss

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 962

Pinkie Pie wacthes TV after a long party.

Pinkie pie watches TV after a long party, little does she know that TV is beginning to get suckish so she cant find a good channel.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-02 23:50:03 UTC

Pinkie turns on the TV

Pinkie opened the door to her room "Gummy..... that was one hay of a party.... I am beat.....". Pinkie plopped her body onto the floor. "I wonder what's on TV?"

Standing up and walking, she slumped over the bed; grabbing the pink remote beside and pushing the power button.

The T.V. Flickered on.

                    The first thing to pop up was a muscular pony standing on his two legs, his long spikey hair shooting upwards  as he swung his two hooves in front of him with a golden aurora engulfing him.

                                                                           "KAMEHAMEHAAAAAA!"

"Is there anything good on?" Pinkie questioned.

*Click*

                   "Hello, Chris." A low-satanic voiced called out as a red shirted boy struggled in his chair in a dark room; sinister metal devices attached to his face, "Your parents were wealthy; you always took shelter behind your friends and never let them go." A screen in front of him flickered on, revealing a white faced doll with red-pointy cheeks, "I want to play a game."

*Click*

                A bald pony dressed in a black up wearing a type of reflecting sunglasses, standing on a roof top while staring at another pony in front of him.

"What if I told you," He spoke, "That Lauren Faust is the ruler of Equestria?"

*Click*

              A young stallion stood at the front of a metal battleship. A large flag gently waved in the wind, a black and red fire symbol embedded on it. Half of the stallion's face was scared, a painful reminder of banishment from his home.

"Tell Uncle," He spoke in a vengeful tone, lowering his portable telescope, "That I found the Avatar."

*Click*

             A green pony with shiny black hair was sitting in his kitchen "YES, time to work on my EVIL plan, to cripple the ponies by destroying-" he was interrupted by a pony wearing a green dog suit carrying a plateful of waffles "Guess who made waffles??!!?" "I'm not going to eat tha-" "AHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHH! AHHHHH!" "ENOUGH!! I will try some already"

"Seen it" Pinkie said as she pressed the channel button.

*Click*

          "Admiral!" The controller yelled from the T.V. In the deep essence of space, fleets of X-wing star fighters pulling away from the moon sized space station, "The shields are still up! We have enemy units engaging!" the admiral could only say one thing "..... ITS A TRAP!!"

*Click*

          A yellow pony with holes all around him was sitting in a large chair in a library, with his pink friend telling him a story. "Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle" the yellow pony smiled "He was SO ugly that everypony died. The end". The yellow pony had a big frown on his face "That didn't help at all".

*Click*                                                                                                                                                                                             A red pony with white gloves that had spikes on the end was looking into the distance "You'll have to use the chaos emeralds to stop this thing, I'll distract with a frontal attack so you can move in and finish it off". A blue pony with spiky hair and a gold ring for his cutie mark spoke "I'd like to, But I don't have the chaos emeralds with me right now". The red pony turned around "W-where are they?". The blue pony scratched his head "Well, I kinda got into this fight out in space and the bad guy was goanna take em from me, So I sent em away". The red pony was shocked "You finally had all seven chaos emeralds together? And you threw them away?. The blue pony smiled nervously "Exactly!". The red pony grabbed him by his forelegs "ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!? WHAT ARE WE GOANNA DO?!?!?!?!?". The blue pony shrugged " I guess we are goanna have to find them again".

*Click*

   A crow flew into a window, a little boy foal was watching it in his bed. "Don't listen to it, crows are all liars!" an old mare said sitting next a fireplace in her chair knitting "I know a story about a crow" she said. "I hate your stories" the foal said rather rudely. "I know a story about a boy who hated stories, I could tell you about Soduken the tall. Those were always yer favorites" she said. "Those weren't my favorites, my favorites were the scary ones" the foal said. "Oh my sweet summer child. What do you know about fear? Fear is for the winter when the snows fall a hundred feet deep. Fear is for the long night when the sun hides for years and children are born and live and die, All in darkness that is the time for fear my little lord. When the white walkers move through the woods. Thousands of years ago, there came a night that lasted a generation. Kings froze to death in there castles same as the shepherds in their huts. Women smothered their babies rather than see them starve and wept and felt the tears freeze on their cheeks, So is this the sort of story that you like?"

The foal nodded. "In that darkness the white walkers came for the first time, They swept through cities and kingdoms riding their dead horses hunting with their packs of pale spiders big as hounds!" The door opened revealing a stallion dressed in a black suit "What are you telling him now?" he asked. "Only what the little lord wants to hear".

*Click*

"Wish something good would was on" Pinkie pressed the off button on the remote. "I guess I better get some sleep, I gotta party tomorrow!, Good night Gummy!". Gummy responded by nibbling on her tail. "Oh gummy" Pinkie laid her head on her pillow thinking about the party she had earlier that night.

                                                                                             The End, Or is it?