Pokey Holeby theviciouskillerChaptersStupid mares everywhereDon't underestimate the pink...What they call ''Chapter One''Well, I guess it's "Happy Ending," right?!Stupid mares everywhereRainbow Crash turned around to gallop into the restroom. She slammed the door as she painted. She walked into the stall and shut the door. Not shortly after, Rainbow heard three knocks at the door. She could take a wild guess who that was. "Rainbow Crash, are you okay?" "Go away." She moaned. Thinking it would be best to just sit there instead of being out there with that- you know? Better not... Pinkie jumped as she heard the door to the bathroom open. She heard a quick chat of ponies before she saw who came in. Twilight and Rarity came walking in. Rarity walked up to the mirror, making sure her mane was still amazingly gorgeous from the reflect of the mirror. Twilight stood by Rarity only to let her eyes wonder and crash into Pinkie Pie's. She looked from her to the stall. She gave clear eye contact as she asked her friend visually,"What's wrong with her?" Pinkie eyed her back, giving a clear response. "I don't know, but I have a feeling it's not good." Twilight trotted over to the bathroom stall, knocking on it three times."Hello? Are you alright?" "Do any of you know what it mean's to go away?" "Rainbow Crash? Is that you?" "No. It's Pinocchio. Of course it's me!" Twilight took that to the heart, but shoved the feeling of another assuming she was stupid, and went right back to convincing the pegasus to tell her what was wrong. "You know you can tell me what's wrong. I deal with friendship and problems every day." "Well, butter me up and serve me as a biscuit! I guess your going to make that mare out there disappear then, arn't you?" Twilight froze and then gave Pinkie a look. The pink mare shrugged back, not knowing what the pony's deal was. The violet mare faced the door again, ready to recall her next question. "May I ask which one?" All of a sudden, she felt a stabbing pain in her chest as the door flew open, sending her to hit the wall. "Oh, I don't know, the one drawing attention FROM EVERYPONY!!" Exploaded the well past aggravated mare. Pinkie Pie hurried over to Twilight, asking her if she was okay. The violet mare said she was fine, but Pinkie was a little unsure. Rainbow Crash cooled down a little bit after she realized what she had done to the unicorn. She walked over to help her up, holding sorry eyes. "I'm sorry for making you fall, but I need to leave. Right now." Pinkie looked up instantly with immediate eyes."Wai-wait, you mean, your going to leave?" Rainbow raised her hoof for it to meet Pinkie's shoulder. She gazed into the mare's glass-marbled blue eyes."I'm sorry Pinkie, but I really can't stay. It's better for me to go." "Bu-but why?!"stuttered the shocked mare. "Because, I really can't be around her." "Who?" "Rainbow Dash. I can't stand her." Rarity walked over from glaring at herself in the mirror, corrupting the whole conversation. "Now listen to me dear, Rainbow Dash may be a very social pony, but it doesn't mean hating her for it. She just happens to be the best flyer in Equestria, and not to mention one of the elements of harmony. She does have productive reason to be a brag." Twilight nodded and added,"And that's really who she is. She always been really good at flying, and winning, and whatever else she does." Pinkie gasped as an idea struck her mind."What if you and Dash we're to become friends?!" Rainbow looked at the mare again. Her eyes watered as she laughed out loud. "Good one, Pinkie." She said, wiping the tears away with her hoof. Pinkie looked back with stern seriousness."Really. I wasn't joking. You and Dash would make the coolest of-" "Stop. Just stop right there. There's no way that was going to happen. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get some liquor." She walked out the door, leaving the three mare's behind. Rarity looked back at the girls."Well, we can't just let her not have a chance to be friends with Dashie. Surly we can do something." Pinkie's eye's lit up as an idea, once again, struck her mind. She looked at all the mare's with sure excitement. "Oh she'll make friends with her." Exclaimed the mare. Twilight shot a confusing glance."How? She'd proven that she doesn't like Rainbow Dash, so how is she going to talk to her?" "Nevertheless, be friends with her." Said the white coated mare. "Well get her to crack..." she said with a determined tone. "Pinkie style." Author's Note Silly this chapter is... hope you enjoyed! Don't underestimate the pink...Pinkie Pie opened the door to exit the restrooms. Two unicorns followed after, trying there best to keep the expression to which nopony would suspect a thing. Twilight followed behind the pink pony that trotted in front, and the fellow unicorn in the back. Twilight looked behind her to see the white mare following relentlessly. She then faced Rarity, cutting off the small train they had going. "What exactly are we doing again?" Asked the violet unicorn. Rarity shrugged as she looked around seeing a few mares attention turned on them. "I, uh, dear, may we take a second at a table?" Twilight looked unsure as Rarity pulled her to the side, out of the attention. She sat her down swiftly as she made her way to the other side of the table. Twilight's satisfaction began to settle in as she looked onto the white mare's serious face. "You must not have been paying very much attention to Pinkie, I would guess. You seemed a bit zoned out... were you not, dear?" Twilight stopped to realize she had not paid much attention to the pink mare in the restrooms. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ "Pinkie style." The room went silent after those words were spoken. An unsure face was spread across Rarity's face. She had not a clue to what 'Pinkie's style' was, and was certain that it had nothing to do with any form of dress lines, or even clothes. But, then again, this is Pinkie Pie we were talking about here, and due to the friendship they've had for a long while now, that Pinkie is definitely one of a kind. It'd be better to ask her. "Pinkie, may I ask exactly what you plan on doing? I think you might, uh... need to clear up with me, here." "Oh silly! We're going to get her to play some games!" She exclaimed. "I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said "play some games," I-" "I DID!" She yelled. Confusion hit the bottom of Rarity's stomach like an anchor hits the bottom of the ocean. How was games going to... oh never mind. "And exactly how do you intend on doing so? What if she doesn't wan't to play any games, Pinkie." Pinkie's hoof met her chin as she rubbed it suspiciously. She scared the unicorn as she shared her solution figured with a loud gasp. "I've got it, follow me and do what I do." With that, she made her way out of the bathrooms with Rarity following behind. Twilight was caught up in her own little world, that is until she caught sight of her friends leaving her. "Girls, girls wait up!" She exclaimed as she trotted toward them. Twilight's face showed that she was confused. It was rather humorous, she wore that specific expression more than usual. "Twilight, my dear friend, if you keep looking like that, that face is going to stick." Twilight pouted as she looked at Rarity. "I know, but it doesn't make any sense. How are games going to make a-" She didn't finish what she had to say, she saw Pinkie and Rainbow Crash, and she sort of got lost in there conversation. "Rarity, look!" She whispered. The white mare turned her body to face the table behind her. "One more, please." Said the brown mare as she slouched over her whine glass. Pinkie sat across from her. She had a drink as well, perhaps it was some Jack Daniel's or Jammakin-me-happy. "Hey, how many have you had to drink?" Asked the pink mare. "Twelve." "Oh, really?!? I've only had four, and it's really good! I guess I stocked up some good one's, didn't I?" Rainbow Crash eyed the pink mare. She could tell something was going on. "What do you wan't?" "Come and play some games with me!" "No." The pink pony pulled her puppy eyes and pouted."But you promised..." "I don't ever recall me promising to play any games with you!" "I do! Ppppwwwwweeeeeaaaasssseeee?" Rainbow Crash exhaled before looking up at Pinkie."Fine." "Yay! I promise I'll pick a good one." Said Pinkie. With that said she trotted away. Twilight followed her with her sight, but she had wondered to a point where her sight could not see. She then grabbed Rarity and followed the direction Pinkie had went. Pinkie walked up to a huge crowd, It almost held the whole population of the party, but not all of it as before. Just as suspected, the crowd hovered around the one and only, Rainbow Dash. Her fame is pretty high, but since Pinkie is one of her best friends, when she was spotted in the crowd, Rainbow Dash immediately made her way over there to see what was up. "Hey Pinkie, sup?" Said the cyan mare. "Hey Dashie! Just wanted to see how it's going." She brought her chest out as she took a quick look around."Yeah, it's fine. The crowd's getting kind of bored, but you know..." Pinkie jumped up and down."Oh!Oh! I know how to get them pumped up again!" With that said, she pulled Dash on over to the side, whispering something in her ear. Twilight trotted toward the crowd,trying to make there way to see what was going on. The crowd was cheering, and she could tell something was going on. In the center she saw Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, facing each other. Twilight and Rarity exchanged nervous glances as they saw what would happen next. "You ready, Dash?" Said Pinkie. "Ready whenever you are!" Exclaimed the cyan mare. Both of them eyed each other as suddenly fast words came out of Pinkie Pie's mouth, a sort of fine rhythm, and some rhyme. Oh no. Rap battle. "Now listen up here, sista!,I'm the one that you heard from that mista, The name's great talk Pinkimena, the raps a hobby, not my true life, It's pretty sad that your stuff you had to sacrifice, This is now your terms, and your life? It's so sad you believe up to this, Someone could shut you down with a flip of a switch." Oh's and Ah's came from the crowds that surrounded them, but they soon came to a stop as Rainbow Dashes round came to play. "Pinkimena, huh? Well, that's a silly name, You don't even have the fortune, cuz I got fame, This here isn't my life, it's just a game! I can't get you to understand, your clearly not the same, And I find your crappy raps rather lame, Do you even have a house? Do you sleep with a mouse? Your voice is rather croaky, do you need a glass of water? 'Cause bitch, you look thirsty!" An uproar came into place as Rainbow Dash used those words viciously against her pink friend. Especially calling her a bitch, Twilight looked at Pinkie and saw that that specific word took on no effect to Pinkie. And then it was Pinkie's round again. "Oh please, keep your glass of water! She came on her knee's to me before you ever saw her, And me sleeping with a mouse? Don't even bother! You might need that glass of water later, Trust me, those stallions out there, they're true haters! Hope you clean yourself, and I hope you do it right! Because trust me, I'm 100% sure it's you and your hoof, tonight!" The crowd went wild after Pinkie had made her response, and assuming Dash and her were laughing with each other, the battle was over. The crowd settled down as Rainbow Dash had something to say. "Okay Pinkie, you win. So what do you wan't me to do?" Twilight later came to figure out that there was a bet to this. All that makes a rap battle. She watched as Pinkie whispered in her ear once more. With this, there was a nod, and then the two mares walked away from the crowd. The crowd split up and the loud music came upbeat once again. Twilight followed along with Rarity to follow the pegasus and the earth pony. They walked over to this booth looking thing and saw a hole in the middle of the side, and it was rather very colorful. It had a piece of paper on it, and was complete with a curtain on the side, Twilight guessing that's where one was to enter. She watched as the ponies said something, exchanged nods of approval, and went separate ways. As soon as they were out of sight, Twilight and Rarity trotted toward the photo booth shaped thing. They looked at the piece of paper, that simply read; Pokey Hole A simple kiss testing game How to play: One pony goes into the booth, and one pony is on the outside, both puts there muzzle into the hole, And proceed kissing action. The game is over when one breaks the kiss, and they submit there scores on how well of a kisser they are. If scores are above 4, they are to proceed a date on the account of there time. Rules: 1.You are not to be revealed to the other person until AFTER the score submissions are exchanged. Otherwise are immediately disqualified from the game. 2. There shall be no groping in any sort of way. 3. The date should be recorded who was not participated in the game. 4. Mares kissing other mares and stallions kissing stallions are allowed. 5. Score number rates are 1 to 10. Twilight looked to see the expression on Rarity's face as she slowly turned herself towards the white unicorn. Both of the mares stared in shock as they knew exactly what was going on. " Pinkie's going to kiss Dashie!?!" Rainbow Crash sat there waiting for Pinkie Pie to come back. She had had a lot to drink, but she wasn't at all drunk nor tipsy. She could hold alcohol very well, it ran in her family. She watched as finally she saw Pinkie Pie making her way over there. What had she been doing? "Hey Pinkie, you want to go do something? My bottom is kinda hurting a little bit, and I'm bored." Pinkie Pie smiled and said," Sure thing! I know just what to do." Rainbow Crash walked up to the giant photo booth looking thing that Pinkie had brought her to. She looked at the rather colorful box and the piece of paper stuck to it. She looked a little unsure as she turned to face the pink mare. "Uh... Pinkie? What is this?" "A game silly! Look." She pointed to the piece of paper. Rainbow Crash moved in closer as she came into a clearer view of what the paper said. She read it out loud and looked up with a blank expression. Pinkie was rather happy about this, and saw no problem what so ever. "So, do you want to play!?" Rainbow's expression dropped to more misbelief. "You...you w-wanna kiss me?" Pinkie looked at her. "No, you silly!" She leaned in closer to the mare, whispering rapidly. "I'm going to go get a mare, and you can see how your scores are!" "But...why a mare?" "Because they're better testers! And... there good kissers. Better than stallions, I hear." "Pinkie, no. I don't even roll that way, and with this conversation brought up, your scaring me." "Oh... but you cant know until you try. Please?" "Yeah. Whatever." "C'mon Crash!" *deeply breathes in* "Sure. Whatever. Just don't get anyone with herpes, got it?" "Okay! You go in the booth, and I'll go find this mare." "Get somepony good looking. I don't want to have a chance of dating a clown." "Will do." Pinkie watched as Rainbow Crash entered the booth. After doing so, she bounced away. Rainbow Crash looked around the booth. It was very tight spaced, and there was only one shine of light, and that was the hole she was to stick her muzzle in. She closed her eyes and pressed her face against the board, finding another pair of lips against hers. Shock ran down her spine as she grew deeper into the kiss. Though at the same time it was rather fierce, and crazy. Rainbow Crash held her hooves against the sides of the booth. A while the kiss continued when she felt something warm reach and touch the back of her trough. She locked her lips fiercely as she shot her tongue right into her mouth. No way your getting the better of me! She thought. She loomed her tongue as far as she could reach it. Then, suddenly the kiss broke from the other side. Yes! She exclaimed in her mind. She then saw a small slot become full of little sheets of paper and a quill beside it. She grabbed it and she scribbled down the score she gave to the pony on the other side. A 10 for sure. She slipped it into another slot that was retrieved by another pony. She was a little bit curious to whom was the one she kissed, and she was ready to meet her. She then closed her eyes, and she gave a couple of thoughts before exiting the booth. This night has been rather well. And even Rainbow Dash couldn't ruin it! She thought before she exit the kissing booth. "I gotta admit Pinkie, you really picked a-" She was cut off as she looked in horror to whom was holding the score in her hoof, and looking at her with a cocky smile on her face. It was Rainbow Dash. What they call ''Chapter One''Rainbow Crash walked onto the steps to Mr.and Mrs. Cake's Bakery. She believed this is where Pinkie said there was some kind of party, Although she could have mistaken. The babbling mare talked so fast, it was hard to tell what she was saying. Tuesday Pinkie Pie bounced up and down excitedly.She was on her way to see that new mare she had met yesterday. ''Oh, I think she'll come!'' She said to herself. The excitement raged through her like electricity! And she said it was lovely to meet her, and that they'll hang out soon. So... Does this count as soon? She thought to herself. Oh of course it does! Why would she say it if she didn't mean it? Pinkie Pie bounced up to the mare's home. It was alright, but it was a little run down. The poor old thing... She raised her hoof to knock on the door. She waited patiently as the brown mare opened the door. The look on her face was slight surprise to see the silly mare. That's when she suddenly remembered the pink mare from before. '' Oh. Hi...Pinkie! It's Pinkie,right?'' ''Actually, It's Pinkamena Diane Pie, but you can call me that.'' ''Right... So can I help you?'' "Oh yes! I personally invite you to one of my all-time parties!'' ''A...Party?'' ''Why yes, silly filly!'' Rainbow Crash looked at the pink mare. Finally, she exhaled, and then she responded, '' Well... Why not.'' Her face lit up as she jumped for joy. '' Yay! The party will be at the Sugar-Cube Corner bakery!" She then turned around and bounced away, not giving Rainbow Crash a chance to respond. She flapped her ear as a silent response as she looked down at the ground. She shot a confused look, not gesturing it to anyone, then shook her head and walked back inside. Today Rainbow Came back to reality when she heard something loud beside her. She turned her head as she jumped in shock when there was a random pony beside her. The pony jumped a moment later, opening her eyes lazily from being knocked out. Rainbow froze once she realized that there was glass all over the ground, and stabbing some places in this gray-coated mare beside her. She leaned down to see if the strawberry blond maned mare was okay. " Hey, are you okay?" *moans* "Are you hurt?!" *moans* "Can you please stop moaning and answer me?!" Then, the wounded mare grunted as she stud herself up to face the brown pegasus. Her vision was a bit of a blur, but moments later she regained her sight. " I'm fine. Are... are you here for the party?" "Yea, I was invited from Pinkie, is she here?" "I think so, all I remember is trying to strut my stuff, and then I was thrown out the window. Rainbow Crash raised an eyebrow before laughing under her breath. "Okay, i'm going inside." She was replied with a hint of worry in the blond mares voice. "Okay, but it is very crazy in there, because it's Rain-" "Yeah, yeah, i'm going in. See you later...uh..." "Derpy. Derpy Whooves." "Okay, see you later, Derpy. And be careful, okay?" " Yeah. Okay..." Rainbow turned to face the door, and then knocked loudly three times. She waited for only three seconds before Pinkie Pie opened the door, a super surprise oh-my-god, your here look formed on her face. Rainbow Crash took a deep breath, as she soothingly thought in her mind, I will have a good time with Pinkie tonight. And nothing will stop me. Pinkie Pie looked at the mare with her usual excitement, the bouncy pink pony welcomed in the creamy light-brown mare, without hesitation. Rainbow Crash walked in, scrunching her face in pain, due to the loud music. She looked around to see just about every pony in Ponyville around. She then spotted the main source to her throbbing head, realizing this white unicorn with a blue mane, not revealing her true eye color, because of these thick shades she wore. Rainbow tried to ignore the booming sounds from the wubs, her head gradually began to throb, believing somepony was trying to cram a book in her ear, it resembled to the pain so much. Rainbow finally broke, and started to make her way to the DJ. Ready to give her a piece of her mind. She reached the wubs, and the turn tables when she yelled out to the mare. "EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU PLEASE TURN DOWN THE MUSIC?!?!?" The white unicorn looked at the pegasus confusingly. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?! " "I SAID, CAN YOU TURN DOWN THE MUSIC!!" " DO I HAVE AN EXTRA GLUE STICK? WHAT DO YOU NEED ONE FOR?!?!" Rainbow rolled her eyes, and started pushing past the ponies. This party was going to be hard handling if she couldn't hear anyone. Much less her own thoughts. When she was right next to the DJ, She looked at the turn tables, then she found Celestia's blessing, the volume button. She looked at the curious mare, making sure she was paying attention, she turned it down. Everypony looked at the DJ in confusion, but then shrugged, and continued to dance and talk among there discussions. Rainbow Crash was about to explode at the mare when she felt a hoof grab her shoulder, and pull her away. Rainbow yelled in pain, begging the pony to let go of her shoulder. The pain stopped after her attempts of mercy several times. She looked behind her to see that it was Pinkie Pie that dragged her all the way across the bakery. She rubbed her shoulder, moaning in pain. "What was that for?!" Rainbow Crash whined. Pinkie looked at her with apologetic eyes. "I'm sorry, I just wanted to introduce you to some of my friends." Rainbow's eyes looked up at the pink mares. She thought she was kidding until she realized she was completely serious. That's when Rainbow started to freak out. "No, no, Pinkie,I...I can't! I tend to embarrass myself, and I can't make a bad impres-" Pinkie stood up strait and mentioned for her to look forward to see two ponies approach them. They were both unicorns, one purple, the other white. Both had purple manes, but the white ones' was more of a violet. They both walked forward, looking at Pinkie with satisfaction. "Well Pinkie, this is a great party. Dash is going to love this." Rainbow thought curiously to herself whom they were speaking of. That is, until Pinkie interrupted her thoughts once more. "Thanks. Hey, I need to introduce you somepony, i'd like you to meet my newest friend, Rainbow Crash." She looked at the brown mare, gesturing her to say something. Rainbow looked unsure for a minute, but then she forced her hoof to lift to shake the purple unicorns'. "Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Rainbow Crash. Dope! She exclaimed in her mind. Why did you do that? Pinkie just introduced you! She tried her hardest to keep in her nervousness. She felt cold sweat come down the side of her face, but at least she earned the friendly shake back. "Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle. Nice to meet you." Rainbow gave her a smile as she raised her hoof to shake the other unicorns'. There was a bit of hesitation before she shook the pegasus'. She shook it graciously, and by then, Rainbow could tell she was one of those fancy ponies. Explains the hesitation before. " It's a pleasure to meet you, darling. I am Rarity, and I welcome you. Any friend of Pinkie's, is also one of mine." Rainbow Crash blushed, feeling the heat from her face grow relentlessly. They talked moments more, as Rainbow was getting used to the new mares she had seem to be friendly with. She was surprising herself, she was strangely doing well. She was holding conversation very well, which was definitely not normal. She surprisingly kept it cool, and didn't stutter, or breath heavily. Later, both the mares decided to go out for a drink. They offered Rainbow Crash to come with, but she said she would later. Rainbow and Pinkie talked for a little while, until they were bored. Music still played, but not to the point your head was going to blow up. 30 minutes passed, and finally Pinkie mentioned that she put up some kind of games, and she wanted to check them out. "Pinkie, not now. Okay?" The pink mare frowned at the pegasus, giving her the best pair of puppy eyes that anypony has ever seen. Rainbow looked away, trying to ignore. "Pwease?" She begged. Rainbow flopped her ears down, losing the game. She finally cracked, exhaling slowly as doing so."Fine. In a few-" She was cut off by a loud noise, wait...no, it was yelling! She searched the room to see where it was coming from. Then, she heard somepony yell. "Oh my god, look everypony! It's RAINBOW DASH!!!" Everypony's attention was automatically on the door, looking to see the cyan mare at the doorway, these shades on her face, and a couple chains around her neck. She had looked so pimp, and much like a beast. Some would even say swag-tastic, by the way she walked. Rainbow Crash stood still. Her heart pounded as her eye twitched. The music stopped, as all the ponies formed a crowd around the gleaming pegasus. Rainbow's face burned up as the disbelief grew. Anger and hatred started to spread into her chest, and her vain's. In her head replayed a question that screamed endlessly, "WHY IS SHE HERE!?!?" Author's Note This is the different version of the original that I wrote out, but the other was lame, and seemed a little boring. Still going along, so if you spot any mistakes, comment below, and show me. And I thank all my friends for proof reading this. Hope you enjoy the rest of the story! Well, I guess it's "Happy Ending," right?!Rainbow crash looked at her in shock. She. Kissed. Dash. SHE KISSED DASH!?!?! "I...KISSED HER!" she thought in disbelief. There was a moment there where she thought she was going to throw up with all the rapid nervousness floating in the crowd that started to form. She stood still as a statue as she saw Twilight and Rarity looking as shocked as she was. There's no way in hell that she really just kissed Rainbow Dash... The silence and the constant mumbling from the crowd was cut off when all of a sudden Pinkie Pie jumped up in the air. "SURPRISE!!" She exclaimed excitedly. She looked at the brown Pegasus as she felt her own grin start to melt. Rainbow Crash was just about as red in the face, and it wasn't from being embarrassed. Anger started steam out of her nose until she finally exploded. She lifted herself into the air so fast, it was a brown blur. She flew right up to Rainbow Dash, not even flinching. She landed right in front of her, her face a breath away from her own. She snatched the slip of paper from the slot and stood in front of Rainbow Dash, looking straight into her soul, with her scarlet red eyes. "There will be no date!" Said the Pegasus through gritted teeth. She ripped the slip of paper, tearing it into little bits of white dots falling from the sky as she threw what once was the resulting note for the kissing booth. She then faced Rainbow Dash, a look of disgust painted on her face. She then made a sound, something similar to a drowning duck, as Rainbow Dash soon came to realize that- Too late. Rainbow Crash had spit, right in front of Rainbow Dash's hooves. Probably a quarter away from her left hoof, and it would had landed on her. Rainbow Crash turned the other way and made her way to the door. Right before she exited through the door, she turned and shot a gaze at first Rainbow Dash, then Pinkie. "You all disgust me. I wish. . . To never see any of you again." With those words said, she walked out the door, not another sound dare was made. To be continued... Author's Note So this chapter was something to lure you in. There is something coming... and it's big. So keep reading! Or else you'll miss it!! Your favorite murderer, Theviciouskiller
Stupid mares everywhereRainbow Crash turned around to gallop into the restroom. She slammed the door as she painted. She walked into the stall and shut the door. Not shortly after, Rainbow heard three knocks at the door. She could take a wild guess who that was. "Rainbow Crash, are you okay?" "Go away." She moaned. Thinking it would be best to just sit there instead of being out there with that- you know? Better not... Pinkie jumped as she heard the door to the bathroom open. She heard a quick chat of ponies before she saw who came in. Twilight and Rarity came walking in. Rarity walked up to the mirror, making sure her mane was still amazingly gorgeous from the reflect of the mirror. Twilight stood by Rarity only to let her eyes wonder and crash into Pinkie Pie's. She looked from her to the stall. She gave clear eye contact as she asked her friend visually,"What's wrong with her?" Pinkie eyed her back, giving a clear response. "I don't know, but I have a feeling it's not good." Twilight trotted over to the bathroom stall, knocking on it three times."Hello? Are you alright?" "Do any of you know what it mean's to go away?" "Rainbow Crash? Is that you?" "No. It's Pinocchio. Of course it's me!" Twilight took that to the heart, but shoved the feeling of another assuming she was stupid, and went right back to convincing the pegasus to tell her what was wrong. "You know you can tell me what's wrong. I deal with friendship and problems every day." "Well, butter me up and serve me as a biscuit! I guess your going to make that mare out there disappear then, arn't you?" Twilight froze and then gave Pinkie a look. The pink mare shrugged back, not knowing what the pony's deal was. The violet mare faced the door again, ready to recall her next question. "May I ask which one?" All of a sudden, she felt a stabbing pain in her chest as the door flew open, sending her to hit the wall. "Oh, I don't know, the one drawing attention FROM EVERYPONY!!" Exploaded the well past aggravated mare. Pinkie Pie hurried over to Twilight, asking her if she was okay. The violet mare said she was fine, but Pinkie was a little unsure. Rainbow Crash cooled down a little bit after she realized what she had done to the unicorn. She walked over to help her up, holding sorry eyes. "I'm sorry for making you fall, but I need to leave. Right now." Pinkie looked up instantly with immediate eyes."Wai-wait, you mean, your going to leave?" Rainbow raised her hoof for it to meet Pinkie's shoulder. She gazed into the mare's glass-marbled blue eyes."I'm sorry Pinkie, but I really can't stay. It's better for me to go." "Bu-but why?!"stuttered the shocked mare. "Because, I really can't be around her." "Who?" "Rainbow Dash. I can't stand her." Rarity walked over from glaring at herself in the mirror, corrupting the whole conversation. "Now listen to me dear, Rainbow Dash may be a very social pony, but it doesn't mean hating her for it. She just happens to be the best flyer in Equestria, and not to mention one of the elements of harmony. She does have productive reason to be a brag." Twilight nodded and added,"And that's really who she is. She always been really good at flying, and winning, and whatever else she does." Pinkie gasped as an idea struck her mind."What if you and Dash we're to become friends?!" Rainbow looked at the mare again. Her eyes watered as she laughed out loud. "Good one, Pinkie." She said, wiping the tears away with her hoof. Pinkie looked back with stern seriousness."Really. I wasn't joking. You and Dash would make the coolest of-" "Stop. Just stop right there. There's no way that was going to happen. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get some liquor." She walked out the door, leaving the three mare's behind. Rarity looked back at the girls."Well, we can't just let her not have a chance to be friends with Dashie. Surly we can do something." Pinkie's eye's lit up as an idea, once again, struck her mind. She looked at all the mare's with sure excitement. "Oh she'll make friends with her." Exclaimed the mare. Twilight shot a confusing glance."How? She'd proven that she doesn't like Rainbow Dash, so how is she going to talk to her?" "Nevertheless, be friends with her." Said the white coated mare. "Well get her to crack..." she said with a determined tone. "Pinkie style." Author's Note Silly this chapter is... hope you enjoyed!
Don't underestimate the pink...Pinkie Pie opened the door to exit the restrooms. Two unicorns followed after, trying there best to keep the expression to which nopony would suspect a thing. Twilight followed behind the pink pony that trotted in front, and the fellow unicorn in the back. Twilight looked behind her to see the white mare following relentlessly. She then faced Rarity, cutting off the small train they had going. "What exactly are we doing again?" Asked the violet unicorn. Rarity shrugged as she looked around seeing a few mares attention turned on them. "I, uh, dear, may we take a second at a table?" Twilight looked unsure as Rarity pulled her to the side, out of the attention. She sat her down swiftly as she made her way to the other side of the table. Twilight's satisfaction began to settle in as she looked onto the white mare's serious face. "You must not have been paying very much attention to Pinkie, I would guess. You seemed a bit zoned out... were you not, dear?" Twilight stopped to realize she had not paid much attention to the pink mare in the restrooms. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ "Pinkie style." The room went silent after those words were spoken. An unsure face was spread across Rarity's face. She had not a clue to what 'Pinkie's style' was, and was certain that it had nothing to do with any form of dress lines, or even clothes. But, then again, this is Pinkie Pie we were talking about here, and due to the friendship they've had for a long while now, that Pinkie is definitely one of a kind. It'd be better to ask her. "Pinkie, may I ask exactly what you plan on doing? I think you might, uh... need to clear up with me, here." "Oh silly! We're going to get her to play some games!" She exclaimed. "I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said "play some games," I-" "I DID!" She yelled. Confusion hit the bottom of Rarity's stomach like an anchor hits the bottom of the ocean. How was games going to... oh never mind. "And exactly how do you intend on doing so? What if she doesn't wan't to play any games, Pinkie." Pinkie's hoof met her chin as she rubbed it suspiciously. She scared the unicorn as she shared her solution figured with a loud gasp. "I've got it, follow me and do what I do." With that, she made her way out of the bathrooms with Rarity following behind. Twilight was caught up in her own little world, that is until she caught sight of her friends leaving her. "Girls, girls wait up!" She exclaimed as she trotted toward them. Twilight's face showed that she was confused. It was rather humorous, she wore that specific expression more than usual. "Twilight, my dear friend, if you keep looking like that, that face is going to stick." Twilight pouted as she looked at Rarity. "I know, but it doesn't make any sense. How are games going to make a-" She didn't finish what she had to say, she saw Pinkie and Rainbow Crash, and she sort of got lost in there conversation. "Rarity, look!" She whispered. The white mare turned her body to face the table behind her. "One more, please." Said the brown mare as she slouched over her whine glass. Pinkie sat across from her. She had a drink as well, perhaps it was some Jack Daniel's or Jammakin-me-happy. "Hey, how many have you had to drink?" Asked the pink mare. "Twelve." "Oh, really?!? I've only had four, and it's really good! I guess I stocked up some good one's, didn't I?" Rainbow Crash eyed the pink mare. She could tell something was going on. "What do you wan't?" "Come and play some games with me!" "No." The pink pony pulled her puppy eyes and pouted."But you promised..." "I don't ever recall me promising to play any games with you!" "I do! Ppppwwwwweeeeeaaaasssseeee?" Rainbow Crash exhaled before looking up at Pinkie."Fine." "Yay! I promise I'll pick a good one." Said Pinkie. With that said she trotted away. Twilight followed her with her sight, but she had wondered to a point where her sight could not see. She then grabbed Rarity and followed the direction Pinkie had went. Pinkie walked up to a huge crowd, It almost held the whole population of the party, but not all of it as before. Just as suspected, the crowd hovered around the one and only, Rainbow Dash. Her fame is pretty high, but since Pinkie is one of her best friends, when she was spotted in the crowd, Rainbow Dash immediately made her way over there to see what was up. "Hey Pinkie, sup?" Said the cyan mare. "Hey Dashie! Just wanted to see how it's going." She brought her chest out as she took a quick look around."Yeah, it's fine. The crowd's getting kind of bored, but you know..." Pinkie jumped up and down."Oh!Oh! I know how to get them pumped up again!" With that said, she pulled Dash on over to the side, whispering something in her ear. Twilight trotted toward the crowd,trying to make there way to see what was going on. The crowd was cheering, and she could tell something was going on. In the center she saw Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash, facing each other. Twilight and Rarity exchanged nervous glances as they saw what would happen next. "You ready, Dash?" Said Pinkie. "Ready whenever you are!" Exclaimed the cyan mare. Both of them eyed each other as suddenly fast words came out of Pinkie Pie's mouth, a sort of fine rhythm, and some rhyme. Oh no. Rap battle. "Now listen up here, sista!,I'm the one that you heard from that mista, The name's great talk Pinkimena, the raps a hobby, not my true life, It's pretty sad that your stuff you had to sacrifice, This is now your terms, and your life? It's so sad you believe up to this, Someone could shut you down with a flip of a switch." Oh's and Ah's came from the crowds that surrounded them, but they soon came to a stop as Rainbow Dashes round came to play. "Pinkimena, huh? Well, that's a silly name, You don't even have the fortune, cuz I got fame, This here isn't my life, it's just a game! I can't get you to understand, your clearly not the same, And I find your crappy raps rather lame, Do you even have a house? Do you sleep with a mouse? Your voice is rather croaky, do you need a glass of water? 'Cause bitch, you look thirsty!" An uproar came into place as Rainbow Dash used those words viciously against her pink friend. Especially calling her a bitch, Twilight looked at Pinkie and saw that that specific word took on no effect to Pinkie. And then it was Pinkie's round again. "Oh please, keep your glass of water! She came on her knee's to me before you ever saw her, And me sleeping with a mouse? Don't even bother! You might need that glass of water later, Trust me, those stallions out there, they're true haters! Hope you clean yourself, and I hope you do it right! Because trust me, I'm 100% sure it's you and your hoof, tonight!" The crowd went wild after Pinkie had made her response, and assuming Dash and her were laughing with each other, the battle was over. The crowd settled down as Rainbow Dash had something to say. "Okay Pinkie, you win. So what do you wan't me to do?" Twilight later came to figure out that there was a bet to this. All that makes a rap battle. She watched as Pinkie whispered in her ear once more. With this, there was a nod, and then the two mares walked away from the crowd. The crowd split up and the loud music came upbeat once again. Twilight followed along with Rarity to follow the pegasus and the earth pony. They walked over to this booth looking thing and saw a hole in the middle of the side, and it was rather very colorful. It had a piece of paper on it, and was complete with a curtain on the side, Twilight guessing that's where one was to enter. She watched as the ponies said something, exchanged nods of approval, and went separate ways. As soon as they were out of sight, Twilight and Rarity trotted toward the photo booth shaped thing. They looked at the piece of paper, that simply read; Pokey Hole A simple kiss testing game How to play: One pony goes into the booth, and one pony is on the outside, both puts there muzzle into the hole, And proceed kissing action. The game is over when one breaks the kiss, and they submit there scores on how well of a kisser they are. If scores are above 4, they are to proceed a date on the account of there time. Rules: 1.You are not to be revealed to the other person until AFTER the score submissions are exchanged. Otherwise are immediately disqualified from the game. 2. There shall be no groping in any sort of way. 3. The date should be recorded who was not participated in the game. 4. Mares kissing other mares and stallions kissing stallions are allowed. 5. Score number rates are 1 to 10. Twilight looked to see the expression on Rarity's face as she slowly turned herself towards the white unicorn. Both of the mares stared in shock as they knew exactly what was going on. " Pinkie's going to kiss Dashie!?!" Rainbow Crash sat there waiting for Pinkie Pie to come back. She had had a lot to drink, but she wasn't at all drunk nor tipsy. She could hold alcohol very well, it ran in her family. She watched as finally she saw Pinkie Pie making her way over there. What had she been doing? "Hey Pinkie, you want to go do something? My bottom is kinda hurting a little bit, and I'm bored." Pinkie Pie smiled and said," Sure thing! I know just what to do." Rainbow Crash walked up to the giant photo booth looking thing that Pinkie had brought her to. She looked at the rather colorful box and the piece of paper stuck to it. She looked a little unsure as she turned to face the pink mare. "Uh... Pinkie? What is this?" "A game silly! Look." She pointed to the piece of paper. Rainbow Crash moved in closer as she came into a clearer view of what the paper said. She read it out loud and looked up with a blank expression. Pinkie was rather happy about this, and saw no problem what so ever. "So, do you want to play!?" Rainbow's expression dropped to more misbelief. "You...you w-wanna kiss me?" Pinkie looked at her. "No, you silly!" She leaned in closer to the mare, whispering rapidly. "I'm going to go get a mare, and you can see how your scores are!" "But...why a mare?" "Because they're better testers! And... there good kissers. Better than stallions, I hear." "Pinkie, no. I don't even roll that way, and with this conversation brought up, your scaring me." "Oh... but you cant know until you try. Please?" "Yeah. Whatever." "C'mon Crash!" *deeply breathes in* "Sure. Whatever. Just don't get anyone with herpes, got it?" "Okay! You go in the booth, and I'll go find this mare." "Get somepony good looking. I don't want to have a chance of dating a clown." "Will do." Pinkie watched as Rainbow Crash entered the booth. After doing so, she bounced away. Rainbow Crash looked around the booth. It was very tight spaced, and there was only one shine of light, and that was the hole she was to stick her muzzle in. She closed her eyes and pressed her face against the board, finding another pair of lips against hers. Shock ran down her spine as she grew deeper into the kiss. Though at the same time it was rather fierce, and crazy. Rainbow Crash held her hooves against the sides of the booth. A while the kiss continued when she felt something warm reach and touch the back of her trough. She locked her lips fiercely as she shot her tongue right into her mouth. No way your getting the better of me! She thought. She loomed her tongue as far as she could reach it. Then, suddenly the kiss broke from the other side. Yes! She exclaimed in her mind. She then saw a small slot become full of little sheets of paper and a quill beside it. She grabbed it and she scribbled down the score she gave to the pony on the other side. A 10 for sure. She slipped it into another slot that was retrieved by another pony. She was a little bit curious to whom was the one she kissed, and she was ready to meet her. She then closed her eyes, and she gave a couple of thoughts before exiting the booth. This night has been rather well. And even Rainbow Dash couldn't ruin it! She thought before she exit the kissing booth. "I gotta admit Pinkie, you really picked a-" She was cut off as she looked in horror to whom was holding the score in her hoof, and looking at her with a cocky smile on her face. It was Rainbow Dash.
What they call ''Chapter One''Rainbow Crash walked onto the steps to Mr.and Mrs. Cake's Bakery. She believed this is where Pinkie said there was some kind of party, Although she could have mistaken. The babbling mare talked so fast, it was hard to tell what she was saying. Tuesday Pinkie Pie bounced up and down excitedly.She was on her way to see that new mare she had met yesterday. ''Oh, I think she'll come!'' She said to herself. The excitement raged through her like electricity! And she said it was lovely to meet her, and that they'll hang out soon. So... Does this count as soon? She thought to herself. Oh of course it does! Why would she say it if she didn't mean it? Pinkie Pie bounced up to the mare's home. It was alright, but it was a little run down. The poor old thing... She raised her hoof to knock on the door. She waited patiently as the brown mare opened the door. The look on her face was slight surprise to see the silly mare. That's when she suddenly remembered the pink mare from before. '' Oh. Hi...Pinkie! It's Pinkie,right?'' ''Actually, It's Pinkamena Diane Pie, but you can call me that.'' ''Right... So can I help you?'' "Oh yes! I personally invite you to one of my all-time parties!'' ''A...Party?'' ''Why yes, silly filly!'' Rainbow Crash looked at the pink mare. Finally, she exhaled, and then she responded, '' Well... Why not.'' Her face lit up as she jumped for joy. '' Yay! The party will be at the Sugar-Cube Corner bakery!" She then turned around and bounced away, not giving Rainbow Crash a chance to respond. She flapped her ear as a silent response as she looked down at the ground. She shot a confused look, not gesturing it to anyone, then shook her head and walked back inside. Today Rainbow Came back to reality when she heard something loud beside her. She turned her head as she jumped in shock when there was a random pony beside her. The pony jumped a moment later, opening her eyes lazily from being knocked out. Rainbow froze once she realized that there was glass all over the ground, and stabbing some places in this gray-coated mare beside her. She leaned down to see if the strawberry blond maned mare was okay. " Hey, are you okay?" *moans* "Are you hurt?!" *moans* "Can you please stop moaning and answer me?!" Then, the wounded mare grunted as she stud herself up to face the brown pegasus. Her vision was a bit of a blur, but moments later she regained her sight. " I'm fine. Are... are you here for the party?" "Yea, I was invited from Pinkie, is she here?" "I think so, all I remember is trying to strut my stuff, and then I was thrown out the window. Rainbow Crash raised an eyebrow before laughing under her breath. "Okay, i'm going inside." She was replied with a hint of worry in the blond mares voice. "Okay, but it is very crazy in there, because it's Rain-" "Yeah, yeah, i'm going in. See you later...uh..." "Derpy. Derpy Whooves." "Okay, see you later, Derpy. And be careful, okay?" " Yeah. Okay..." Rainbow turned to face the door, and then knocked loudly three times. She waited for only three seconds before Pinkie Pie opened the door, a super surprise oh-my-god, your here look formed on her face. Rainbow Crash took a deep breath, as she soothingly thought in her mind, I will have a good time with Pinkie tonight. And nothing will stop me. Pinkie Pie looked at the mare with her usual excitement, the bouncy pink pony welcomed in the creamy light-brown mare, without hesitation. Rainbow Crash walked in, scrunching her face in pain, due to the loud music. She looked around to see just about every pony in Ponyville around. She then spotted the main source to her throbbing head, realizing this white unicorn with a blue mane, not revealing her true eye color, because of these thick shades she wore. Rainbow tried to ignore the booming sounds from the wubs, her head gradually began to throb, believing somepony was trying to cram a book in her ear, it resembled to the pain so much. Rainbow finally broke, and started to make her way to the DJ. Ready to give her a piece of her mind. She reached the wubs, and the turn tables when she yelled out to the mare. "EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU PLEASE TURN DOWN THE MUSIC?!?!?" The white unicorn looked at the pegasus confusingly. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?! " "I SAID, CAN YOU TURN DOWN THE MUSIC!!" " DO I HAVE AN EXTRA GLUE STICK? WHAT DO YOU NEED ONE FOR?!?!" Rainbow rolled her eyes, and started pushing past the ponies. This party was going to be hard handling if she couldn't hear anyone. Much less her own thoughts. When she was right next to the DJ, She looked at the turn tables, then she found Celestia's blessing, the volume button. She looked at the curious mare, making sure she was paying attention, she turned it down. Everypony looked at the DJ in confusion, but then shrugged, and continued to dance and talk among there discussions. Rainbow Crash was about to explode at the mare when she felt a hoof grab her shoulder, and pull her away. Rainbow yelled in pain, begging the pony to let go of her shoulder. The pain stopped after her attempts of mercy several times. She looked behind her to see that it was Pinkie Pie that dragged her all the way across the bakery. She rubbed her shoulder, moaning in pain. "What was that for?!" Rainbow Crash whined. Pinkie looked at her with apologetic eyes. "I'm sorry, I just wanted to introduce you to some of my friends." Rainbow's eyes looked up at the pink mares. She thought she was kidding until she realized she was completely serious. That's when Rainbow started to freak out. "No, no, Pinkie,I...I can't! I tend to embarrass myself, and I can't make a bad impres-" Pinkie stood up strait and mentioned for her to look forward to see two ponies approach them. They were both unicorns, one purple, the other white. Both had purple manes, but the white ones' was more of a violet. They both walked forward, looking at Pinkie with satisfaction. "Well Pinkie, this is a great party. Dash is going to love this." Rainbow thought curiously to herself whom they were speaking of. That is, until Pinkie interrupted her thoughts once more. "Thanks. Hey, I need to introduce you somepony, i'd like you to meet my newest friend, Rainbow Crash." She looked at the brown mare, gesturing her to say something. Rainbow looked unsure for a minute, but then she forced her hoof to lift to shake the purple unicorns'. "Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Rainbow Crash. Dope! She exclaimed in her mind. Why did you do that? Pinkie just introduced you! She tried her hardest to keep in her nervousness. She felt cold sweat come down the side of her face, but at least she earned the friendly shake back. "Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle. Nice to meet you." Rainbow gave her a smile as she raised her hoof to shake the other unicorns'. There was a bit of hesitation before she shook the pegasus'. She shook it graciously, and by then, Rainbow could tell she was one of those fancy ponies. Explains the hesitation before. " It's a pleasure to meet you, darling. I am Rarity, and I welcome you. Any friend of Pinkie's, is also one of mine." Rainbow Crash blushed, feeling the heat from her face grow relentlessly. They talked moments more, as Rainbow was getting used to the new mares she had seem to be friendly with. She was surprising herself, she was strangely doing well. She was holding conversation very well, which was definitely not normal. She surprisingly kept it cool, and didn't stutter, or breath heavily. Later, both the mares decided to go out for a drink. They offered Rainbow Crash to come with, but she said she would later. Rainbow and Pinkie talked for a little while, until they were bored. Music still played, but not to the point your head was going to blow up. 30 minutes passed, and finally Pinkie mentioned that she put up some kind of games, and she wanted to check them out. "Pinkie, not now. Okay?" The pink mare frowned at the pegasus, giving her the best pair of puppy eyes that anypony has ever seen. Rainbow looked away, trying to ignore. "Pwease?" She begged. Rainbow flopped her ears down, losing the game. She finally cracked, exhaling slowly as doing so."Fine. In a few-" She was cut off by a loud noise, wait...no, it was yelling! She searched the room to see where it was coming from. Then, she heard somepony yell. "Oh my god, look everypony! It's RAINBOW DASH!!!" Everypony's attention was automatically on the door, looking to see the cyan mare at the doorway, these shades on her face, and a couple chains around her neck. She had looked so pimp, and much like a beast. Some would even say swag-tastic, by the way she walked. Rainbow Crash stood still. Her heart pounded as her eye twitched. The music stopped, as all the ponies formed a crowd around the gleaming pegasus. Rainbow's face burned up as the disbelief grew. Anger and hatred started to spread into her chest, and her vain's. In her head replayed a question that screamed endlessly, "WHY IS SHE HERE!?!?" Author's Note This is the different version of the original that I wrote out, but the other was lame, and seemed a little boring. Still going along, so if you spot any mistakes, comment below, and show me. And I thank all my friends for proof reading this. Hope you enjoy the rest of the story!
Well, I guess it's "Happy Ending," right?!Rainbow crash looked at her in shock. She. Kissed. Dash. SHE KISSED DASH!?!?! "I...KISSED HER!" she thought in disbelief. There was a moment there where she thought she was going to throw up with all the rapid nervousness floating in the crowd that started to form. She stood still as a statue as she saw Twilight and Rarity looking as shocked as she was. There's no way in hell that she really just kissed Rainbow Dash... The silence and the constant mumbling from the crowd was cut off when all of a sudden Pinkie Pie jumped up in the air. "SURPRISE!!" She exclaimed excitedly. She looked at the brown Pegasus as she felt her own grin start to melt. Rainbow Crash was just about as red in the face, and it wasn't from being embarrassed. Anger started steam out of her nose until she finally exploded. She lifted herself into the air so fast, it was a brown blur. She flew right up to Rainbow Dash, not even flinching. She landed right in front of her, her face a breath away from her own. She snatched the slip of paper from the slot and stood in front of Rainbow Dash, looking straight into her soul, with her scarlet red eyes. "There will be no date!" Said the Pegasus through gritted teeth. She ripped the slip of paper, tearing it into little bits of white dots falling from the sky as she threw what once was the resulting note for the kissing booth. She then faced Rainbow Dash, a look of disgust painted on her face. She then made a sound, something similar to a drowning duck, as Rainbow Dash soon came to realize that- Too late. Rainbow Crash had spit, right in front of Rainbow Dash's hooves. Probably a quarter away from her left hoof, and it would had landed on her. Rainbow Crash turned the other way and made her way to the door. Right before she exited through the door, she turned and shot a gaze at first Rainbow Dash, then Pinkie. "You all disgust me. I wish. . . To never see any of you again." With those words said, she walked out the door, not another sound dare was made. To be continued... Author's Note So this chapter was something to lure you in. There is something coming... and it's big. So keep reading! Or else you'll miss it!! Your favorite murderer, Theviciouskiller
