"Fuck me, man"
-Sam B.
Sam B. gets killed by a particularly vicious Thug, but instead of waking up a few meters away seven seconds later, he wakes up in a sunshiny place with even stranger creatures.. Armed with his fists, a large amount of weapon recipes, and the ability to inexplicably fall really far without taking any damage, Sam B. faces his greatest challenge yet.

I probably won't remember writing this tomorrow, which gives me free reign to do whatever I want! Yippee!