The Key To High School

It was lunch time. Rarity strutted into the cafeteria like she owned it. She sat with
Applejack and Fluttershy at their usual table. Her other friends were in the lunch line.
“Ladies I have wonderful news!” Rarity opened her bag and pulled out the flyer. “Somepony put this in my locker! It's a flyer for a male fashion show at this place called “The Junkyard. Wouldn't it be fun if we all went together?”
Applejack stared at the flyer. “Huh. That's funny..Somepony put the same flyer in my locker. I wonder if its the same animal who put it in yours...”
“Well I should say its definitely a sign you should go Applejack! What about you Fluttershy? Will you go?”
Before Fluttershy could answer, Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie sat down.
Rainbow Dash sat next to her mare friend and licked her cheek. Fluttershy blushed.
“What are you guys talking about?” asked Twilight.
“Oh well Rarity and I found the same flyer in our lockers for a male fashion show.”
Twilight wrinkled her muzzle. “That's odd...Was this fashion show supposed to take place at “The Junkyard”?”
“Yes dear how did you know?” asked Rarity.
“Because that flyer was in my locker too.”
“Well..Somepony must really want us to see this fashion show...” said Applejack dryly.
“Are three you gonna go with us?”asked Twilight.
Rainbow Dash snorted. “No! Fluttershy and I have a movie date planned! And even if we were free I would not be caught dead at something as lame as a fashion show!”
“What about you dear? A fashion show is a like a party in a way.” asked Rarity.
“Sorry Rarity I have to clean my party cannon. I haven't cleaned it since last Tuesday so it's gotta be done today!” chirped Pinkie.
“Well I suppose this should be an interesting letter to the Princess!” said Twilight.
Applejack rolled her eyes. “Yeah I'm sure the Princess is dyin to hear about Male fashion shows.”
“There is a lesson in everything and it is my duty to notify her of all my lessons learned!” huffed Twilight.
“So you're only going for research purposes?” asked Rainbow Dash with a smirk.
Applejack and Rarity snickered.
Twilight's face flushed. “I-I..Yes! Why else would I go?”
Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. “You tell me!”
Twilight held her head high as she went to throw out the contents of her tray. She almost bumped into Trix. “Pardon me..”
Twilight blushed as her heart pounded. “N-N-No i-it was m-my fault..”
“Well no harm, no fowl.” said Trix with a smile. Was he blushing?! “I guess..um..”
“See you around Twilight..” said Trix. He put his tray on the rack and left. Twilight dumped the contents of her tray and sat down with her friends.
“What was that?” asked Rainbow Dash with a teasing smirk in place.
“What was what?” Twilight's face burned. Of course Rainbow Dash had noticed...Just her luck...
“Are you talking to him again or something? What was that little moment just now?” Rainbow Dash looked at Twilight in a way that she knew her Pegasus friend wasn't going to take no for an answer.
“Sort of? I'm not really sure what's going on...”
“So why haven't you talked to him about it?”
“I-I-I don't know...it's complicated..”
“Doesn't seem like it to me..You don't know what the deal is, you talk it out, go from there. Simple!”
“It's really not..Rainbow..”
Rainbow Dash sighed. “If you say so, Twilight...”
Applejack was staring at Bruno.
He was laughing with Amazon and Maggie.
“And what is so interesting my dear?” asked Rarity with an amused smile.
“Oh..uh...Nothin..absolutely nothin at all..” stammered the earth pony with her face reddening.
“Dear there's no need to hide it...He is very handsome.”
“Who's very handsome?” Applejack's tone stopped Rarity from speaking of it further.
Rarity looked very amused. “Never mind dear.”
Rarity caught a glimpse of Amazon exchanging saliva with Eva while that whole table whistled and meowed. “Never mind....”

Later that night.....
Twilight looks at the blinking neon pink sign that says “The Junkyard” nervously. It's a large brick building that has little light besides the sign.
“Umm..Rarity are you sure this is the place? It looks a bit..um..untrustworthy..”
“The brochure advertised the fashion show at “The Junkyard”” Rarity replied nervously.
She too was concerned with its shady face.
“Well I just hope you know what you're doin Rarity.” said Applejack.
“Of course I do!” snapped Rarity. “At least I hope so!”She thought.
A burly husky with one hazel eye and one blue eye wearing a brown suede vest walked over to them.
“Can I help you ladies?” asks the husky in a voice that was rusty nails being mixed together.
Rarity turned her fabulous charm up one notch. “Yes we're looking for the Male fashion show?”
The husky smiled sleazily. “Oh that! Right through the front door sweetheart.”
Rarity beamed at her friends. “See? I told you! Let's go ladies!”
“If you say so...” said Applejack nervously.
They walked through the front door and found no one was there.
But the building was alive.
The walls were shaking from the speakers blasting “Sexy Back”. Sweat and sex mixed with cheap cologne perfumed the building that glittered dangerously. There was a large catwalk with flashing lights connected to a small black stage. This was “The Junkyard”.
The ponies looked around in shock.
Twilight reached for Rarity's hoof, mesmerized by the sexual energy in the room.
“R-Rarity..?”She stammered.
“Oh my Celestia...” gasped Rarity.
Applejack's face was bright red and her mouth was open.
“Applejack? Are you alright?”
“Uh...”
Just then droves of female animals came in, most of which were wearing tight leather clothes.
“What in the world is going on here?” Rarity marveled as a jaguar walked by, brushing past Rarity's mane and giving her warm tingles.
The husky that the ponies had seen outside was now onstage.
The crowd screamed.
Twilight, Applejack, and Rarity stood petrified, jaws dropped and eyes wide with question.
“Hello Junkyard! Have we got some lovely things on display this evening for you ladies! My name is Nome and I'm your host! Welcome to the Fabulous Male Fashion Show!”
Rarity sighs an audible sigh of relief.
“Here's our first model: Amazon Mane!”
If Rarity had been drinking water she would have done a most unladylike spit take.
Sure enough, Amazon walked up on stage wearing a black tuxedo.
Twilight now understood why Rarity cared for Amazon the way she did.
He was suave, confident and he was a very snappy dresser.
Rarity's heart quickened as she saw Amazon's wicked green eyes glitter with confidence,sex and danger.
“Move Like Jagger” starts to play. Amazon began to dance.
The crowd screamed
He was clearly a favorite there.
Rarity found herself getting closer to the catwalk to get a better view.
Hot and sweaty female animals bump and jump all around her, constantly screaming like the wild creatures they are.
Amazon caught the white unicorn's eye and winked.
He slipped out of his jacket.
Rarity found herself blushing.
He couldn't have been winking at her...Was Eva in the crowd close by?
But the warm tingles were back..
Was Amazon the same jaguar who had caused her to feel them before?
Amazon opened his shirt, button by button.
Finally it was off ,revealing the muscular body underneath.
“This ain't no fashion show.” said Applejack.
She knew fashion shows and this sex-fest of sorts was not it.
“I was beginning to think the same thing Applejack. Let's go find Rarity and get out of here.”
Rarity was confused.
Why was he taking off the clothes he was modeling? Wasn't that the point of a fashion show?
Then it hit her.
She felt a tap on her shoulder.
It was Applejack.
“Rarity we're leaving..this ain't a fashion show..”
Rarity shrugged. “Well darling, if you two want to leave that's fine. I however , must figure out what this mysterious show is...”
“Suit yourself! C'mon Twi!”
Twilight and Applejack slid through the crowd and accidentally ended up in a dressing room..
The occupants of this said dressing room were none other than Brutus and Bruno.
Brutus wore a vest and a matching black cowboy hat.
His devil brown eyes twinkled with amusement.
Bruno was wearing a white v-neck and a black leather jacket.
He looked very embarrassed.
“Well hello Twilight...Fancy meeting you here Love.” said Brutus in his sexy Australian accent.
“Oh..H-h-hi B-Brutus..” Stammered Twilight blushing.
Bruno and Applejack did their best not to look the other in the eye.
Twilight took a deep breath. She couldn't afford to be nervous now. She wanted to go home. Stuttering and blushing like a filly wouldn't help her do that.
“Brutus what are you doing here?” asked Twilight.
“I work here Love...” said Brutus with a proud smirk.
“And what is this place?”
“Oh darling..The Junkyard is a strip club.”
“A WHAT?!?!”
“You heard me.”
“Then who? What in Celestia's name...?”
Bruno couldn't even look Applejack in the eye.
His heart pounded in his ears.
Applejack just stared at her hooves with a red face.
“Hi..”
Applejack tried to look up. Her heart was a jackhammer against her chest.
“H-H-Hi..”
Bruno's heart quickened at the sound of her sexy southern drawl.
“Um...Nice..uh..fall weather we've been having huh?” Bruno internally face-palmed. Wow..wasn't he smooth?
“Uh...Yeah..real..nice..w-weather..” Then a realization hit Applejack right in the face.
“Holy Horse Apples! He's just as nervous as I am! Maybe..he..really does like me..” And with that realization in mind she was able to speak.
“Bruno?”
“Yeah..?”
“Would you like to..um...go..to...the..Dance with me next Friday?”
Bruno eyes nearly popped out of his head. Then he tried to act cool.
“Yes..I'll um..pick you up at 7..”
“That would be great..”
“Cool...”
“Well I'm gonna head home now..I'll see ya at school..”
“Sure thing..”
Applejack and Twilight left the Junkyard feeling very different things.
Applejack felt the spark of first love, and Twilight felt a need to research the concept of love triangles.