Amy's Baking Company gets invaded by ponies
That's frozen, not fresh!
The customers ran out of the restaurant. An old man with gray hair came out.
"And don't come back you little fuckers!" The man yelled. "You don't know good food!" He went back inside to see a shocked Amy.
"What the hell was that for?" Amy asked the old crazy man.
"Those little cunts disliked the food.' Samy said. They went back into the kitchen to serve the other customers.
Outside of the restaurant one the costumers saw a group a six ponies walking in their direction. He walked to the group and with a terrified look said. "Don't go in there! That place is hell!" Then the scared costumer walked away mumbling incoherent words.
"What was his problem?" a cyan mare with a rainbow mane asked.
"I don't know, but what I do know is that we are here!" an pink pony yelled as she bounced happily.
The six ponies turned they attention to the restaurant and they made to the door.
Samy noticed the color coated ponies walked in. He whispered to Amy, "I wanted customers, but not fucking horses!"
"How the fuck did they get here?" Amy said.
"Just serve them!" Samy replied.
"No! I'm not serving them! You do!" So, Samy walked to the ponies.
"Welcome to Amy's Baking Company!" Samy said. He showed the ponies to their table. "One of our servers will be right with you!"
In a few moments a young female server was on their table.
"So, what do you want in this fine evening?" the server asked politely.
"We want your vegetarian pizza." Twilight responded, the other girls nodding in approval.
"I also want one of those beautiful cakes that I seeing." Pinkie said while pointing to a bunch of cakes that where in display in the balcony.
"Ok, a vegetarian pizza and a piece of cake. Just wait a few minutes." The server left the ponies alone and went o the kitchen.
"What a nice girl." Rarity said.
"Yeah." the other five ponies agreed with a nod.
"Hey, I have an idea, what about we play 'I spy with my little eye' while we wait for our food! I start, I spy with my little eye something that is covered in chocolate."
The other five thought about it for a few moments.
"Is it... a cake?" Fluttershy whispered.
"Yeah! Good one Fluttershy!" Pinkie responded excited. Fluttershy blushed at the praise.
"Ok, let me go again, this time you girls are not gonna get it" She had a determined look on her face as she finished the sentence. "I spy with my little eye..."
Two hours later
"I spy with my little eye something that is... delicious!" Pinkie said with her cheerful tone
"A cake." the other five ponies responded bored.
"You guys are good!"
The server comes back with the pizza. "Here it is! Enjoy!" She put the pizza down on the table. But there was something wrong.
"Why is there a fly on the pizza? Gross!" Rarity said, backing off.
"Oh, relax, Rare!" Applejack said. "It's just a fly. It's not like the pizza's bad!" Applejack grabbed a slice and took a bite. She immediately spit it out. "I would rather eat pears than this horse poop!'
"Oh come, A.J. it can't be that bad." Rainbow Dash said as she took a slice of the pizza and proceeded to eat it.
Her face contorted in disgust from the taste of the thing.
She saw the rest of her friends take they own slices of the pizza.
"Don't eat it!!"
Her friends just stared surprised, and in Fluttershy's case, a little scared from the outburst.
"Is it really that bad?" Twilight asked as she stared at the slice in front of her with a scared look.
"This is the worst thing I have ever eaten!" Rainbow's face was a few centimeters away from Twilight's as she said that.
While they were busy arguing, Samy was watching them.
"Hey faggots!" Samy yelled. The ponies looked at them with with offense. "Go fuck yourselves if you don't like the food!"
Rainbow's look turned from offended to pure rage.
"No one talks to me and my friends like this!"
Rainbow was ready to pound the old man to the ground when she was stooped by Twilight's magic.
"Rainbow that's not how we should resolve things," said Twilight with a calm tone. She turned her attention to the old man. "Sorry, sir, but could we talk more calmly about the state of your food?"
"Of course not!" Samy yelled out. Amy saw the ponies arguing with Samy. She rushed over.
"Alright! Break it up!" Amy said as she pushed Samy away. "I am so sorry, lavender unicorn. Please excuse him."
"Well that was rude," Rarity said with a annoyed look.
"Let's not judge him, maybe he thought we were being unfair to his food."
Everyone turned to Fluttershy with a surprised look on their faces.
"What you're talking about, you saw the way he yelled at Twilight." Applejack said, also quite annoyed.
"I did... but we're also being rude by saying that his food was bad without explain to him way. Maybe if we explain to him why we didn't liked the food he is gonna be nicer to us."
"That's a pretty good plan Fluttershy," Twilight said surprised. Fluttershy blushed at the compliment. "So, why exactly didn't you girls liked the pizza?" Twilight asked to Rainbow Dash and Applejack.
Well..." Rainbow thought for while on how to explain what was wrong with the pizza. "The pizza wasn't crisp, was all floppy and rubber-like, and the vegetables tasted like nothing."
"Yeah, the pizza and the vegetables were clearly under cooked, and from the taste of it I don't think the cheese was of good quality either."
Everyone had a stupefied look on their faces as Applejack finished putting more details on Rainbow's description.
"What?" she asked when she noticed everyone staring at her.
Amy looked at them with a surprised look. Then, she went bonkers.
"You do not know good food!" Amy yelled. "Get the fuck out of our restaurant and never come back again!
The sudden outburst took everypony by surprise, especially Fluttershy who began to tear up.
The other five noticing that quickly changed their expression to a very serious one.
"No one..." Pinkie said with a very serious tone while picking a slice of pizza.
"...makes Fluttershy..." Rainbow continued, also picking a slice of pizza.
"...cry!!" the five yelled in union, all of them with a slice of pizza in hand.
Then they threw the pizza at Amy and Samy, beginning the greatest food fight of our time.
30 minutes later-
Everyone stared with disbelief at the now flaming restaurant.
Pinkie turned to her friends with a confused look. "How exactly did we set the place on fire?"
The other five ponies just shrugged at the question.
"Boss, Amy, are you okay?" the server asked to them, both just staring at the flaming building with wide eyes.
Her response was both of them fainting while fuming from the mouth.
