My Little Pony: Bronies are Magic

I woke up and seen next to Fluttershy. She was awake, she was just having fun, twirling my hair.

"I hate to say it but we better get up and get dressed." I said

"W-why?"

"Were going clothes shopping, then were going to buy a car."

Fluttershy took a deep breath

"...Okay."

We got up and got dressed and went to a nearby clothing store. We picked her out a few pairs of Jeans, shirts, socks... panties. But the most fun part of all. The Bikinis.

"Should I go with one piece or two piece Bikini?"

"Two piece."

"Two piece it is then."

I went and picked out some of my clothes and noticed her staring at a camouflage hoodie that looked just like mine. I couldn’t help but buy it for her. After that, we went and bought a 2009 Chevy Camaro. I had to use magic to get me a drivers licence. Fluttershy and I were driving around when we hear *Chang Chang Weeooo Weeooo* "Pull over or I will be forced to shoot my water gun" * I look over to Fluttershy and pull over. The Policeman walks up to the driver side window and stands there for a moment.

"Hi!" Said the Retarded Policeman.

"Um... Hi." I said giving an awkward smile

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Um, no."

"I like your car."

"Um, thanks"

The Retarded Policeman looks over to Fluttershy

"Hi pink hair, does the carpet match the drapes."

"Yes, yes they do. Can we go now?" I said, not letting Fluttershy ask what it means.

"One more thing, I have to give you a ticket."

"Why?"

"Because your a pimp."

The Retarded Policeman then hands me a old shoe.

"...Thanks"

"BYE!!!"

He is a cop

And he's learning impaired

He is the retarded police man

As soon as The Retarded Policeman left, an Idea popped into my head I started speeding down the road (88 mph to be exact) and I teleported us to Hawaii. To a nudist beach to be exact.

"Wanna have some fun?"

"Y-yes."

"You see that beach over there?"

"Yeah."

"It is a nudist beach."

"As in, no clothes nudist?"

"Yeah!"

"LETS GO! Oh, I mean, if you don't mind"

"Ha ha, lets go."

I get some beach towels and lay them down on the sands near the ocean. And an umbrella over the towels. Fluttershy and I lay down on the towels, relaxing on the beach. When someone closes the Umbrella and unleashes the blinding sun on my face.