My Little Pony: Bronies are Magic

I was inside of a cage, in the middle of an empty room. The cage was barely big enough to hold me in it. I looked to the darkness and seen a hooded figure emerge from the darkness.

"You have been a pain in our plan. First you break Discord out of his cell, then you free many of my minions, and convert them over to your side. You almost got away with it, but your army was just a few soldiers short. Now weren't you."

"Don't hurt them!"

"Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. They just being held captive until they die."

"I swear! I will kill you!"

"Ha ha ha. Its kinda hard to do that when your in a magic proof cage."

"I will find a way!"

"How about this. I will take you out of the cage, then you can do your worst."

"Seriously? Your that stupid?"

"You will see."

The Hooded Figure unlocked the cage door and threw me out of it. I jumped to my feet, looked eye to eye with the hooded figure. I was too stunned to move. In fact, I was paralysed. I couldn’t even move my fingers. The hooded Figure shoved its hand in to my chest and laughed

"One baby step at a time."

I seen a dark blue mist spread around my body. It was like in the Matrix when agent smith would clone him self with other people. In this case, I was Neo. But it wasn’t looking so good for me. I was almost completely submerged with the blue mist, but I was saved by a loud BANG!

I sat up, back in my own bed. With Fluttershy asleep next to me. I looked over to the door, seen Luna had punched the door.

"Why did you punch the door?"

"Because you were almost Phenominalized. Look at your chest." I looked down at my chest and seen the blue mist, shrinking back at the spot where it was placed. "Sometimes, what happens in a dream, can happen in reality."

"Well, that sucks."

"In your case, the Phenominal tried to get rid of you in the dream."

"As I said before, that sucks."

"Yes, it does."

I looked out the window and seen the sun was rising.

"How about we go get a drink. Maybe the bar is open."

"Yes, lets get a drink." Luna and I walked down to the bar and ordered some wine. "Can you hold your drinks?"

"I have proven to be able to handle it."

"How about a friendly contest then?"

"Oh, you are on!"

"Bar Tender, Two glasses of whiskey!"

"What kind do you want?"

"Bring on the Jack Daniels!"

"Competition eh? You got it." The Bar Tender set out two shot glasses and filled it with Jack Daniels and handed it to us. Luna and I chugged down the shot glasses and it did not effect us one bit. Well, my throat started to feel warm, but I did not let it show. "You know, if you want to show who can go longer, how about I give you two a bottle of bear each. Whoever can chug it faster wins."

"We agree to this challenge." Luna said with a smile

"You heard the lady." I said pointing to Luna

"You got it."

He gave us each a bottle of bear, and on the county of three, we chugged it. I could not see passed the bottle, but while I was almost done I heard "We got a winner!" I went ahead and finished. But I looked down and seen Luna had a smile on her face. I smiled as I seen the pride in her eyes.

"You know, since I lost. I will pay for the drinks."

"You are truly kind."

I handed the Bar Tender the money and we walked out.

"You, know that was a lot of fun."

"Yes, we have not had so much fun like that in a long time."

"Tell me, and I walking all right?"

Luna looked down at my feet as I walked.

"Your a little wobbly but you will be fine."

"Maybe we should get a bite to eat."

"We have only been going to that fancy restaurant since we've arrived. We would like something different."

"That is the only restaurant I know of. Maybe we should ask around and see if there is a different one."

We walked around for a couple of minutes until we found some guy in a Walking Dead T-shirt walking by us.

"Excuse us, do you know of any restaurants besides the Fancy one here?" Luna asked The Walking Dead fan

"Yes, there is a Pizza Hut around the corner the the Bar. Do you know where that is?"

"Yes, thank you."

Luna and I walked back towards the bar and walked around it's corner and seen the Pizza Hut.

"What is this Pizza Hut he talked about?" Luna asked me

"It is a restaurant, like we wanted. But all it sells is Pizza and Coke."

"And what is Pizza?"

"It is hard to describe, but you will like it."

We walked inside and went up to the Bar.

"We will take two personal Pan Cheese Pizza, and two cokes." I said to the Lady at the bar

"You got it, just take a seat at that table over there."

She pointed to a table at the back of the restaurant. Luna and I sat at the table and waited for about 10 minutes, before they brought us the food.

"Where is the silverware?" Luna asked as she looked at the table

"You eat it in your hands." I said pointing to the pizza

Luna picked up a slice of pizza and examined it

"But, it is oily on the bottom."

"Watch." I said as I properly picked up a slice of pizza, took a bite, chewed, and swallowed

"When you are finished you grab a napkin from the dispenser and wipe off your hands."

"We see."

We ate the pizza and drank our cokes. When we were finished I placed the money on the table and we left.

"Our stomach is full." Luna said as she rubbed her stomach

"Yeah, pizza is a filler."

"We shall go back to the room and see how everyone is doing."

"Ha ha, yeah."

"Why did you laugh?"

"Oh, no reason. Sometimes I just laugh for no reason."

"Hey, you wanna buy some weed?"

I looked over and seen a guy leaning on the wall beside Pizza Hut.

"No thanks." I said

"Wait, what is this weed you speak of?" Luna asked the drug dealer

"You know, Grass, Marijuana, what ever you want to call it."

"C'mon Luna, lets go."

"Wait. What is the purpose of this weed?"

"It makes you feel good, takes away the worries of the world."

"Yeah, but when it wares off, the problems are still there, now lets go."

"Hey bud, I am trying to sell the lady some weed."

"No, your trying to break the law, now lets go Luna."

"Marijuana is not illegal in California."

"But were not there yet, so wait till you get to California, then sell it there."

"You wanna get cut?" Said the drug dealer as he pulled out a knife

"Bring it on Druggie."

The Drug Dealer took a swing at me, but Luna blocked him, took him to the ground and broke his arm.

"Oh, my arm! You will pay for this." He said as he squirmed on the ground

"No one even tries to hurt my friends and gets away with it!"

Luna walked off and pulled me with her.

"Wow, that was awesome!"

"So, that weed he talked about is a bad thing?"

"It depends on how you use it."

"Did you think we would of used it in a bad way?"

"Not knowing what it is, it would be very easy to use it in a bad way."

"Why did he try to cut you?"

"Because he is a drug addict. He was probably trying to sell the weed so he could go buy more." At that point, we made it back to our room. It was a little past mid day, so we went in to see how everyone was. Rainbow Dash was reading a book about Daring Doo, Twilight and Celestia was reading a book on the United States, Fluttershy was watching TV, Rarity was Brushing her Hair, Pinkie Pie was being Pinkie Pie, and Scootaloo was thinking (Probably on ways to get her Cutie Mark when she got back to Equestria). "Can I get everybody's attention?"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me.

"Last night, Scootaloo and I found a Nightclub. It is really fun, and I think we should all go tonight."

"Depends, what kind of music does it play?"

"It plays dub step, rap, rock, anything that gets people energized."

"It is really fun! It has a dance floor, a DJ, anything!" Scootaloo said with excitement

"It even has a bar, just don't get drunk! And if someone offers you a drink, say no! No matter how cute he is, he is just trying to get in to your pants."

"What is that supposed to mean?" Twilight asked with an attitude

"It means they want to do things to you, in the bed room, with the lights off, under the covers, without clothes..."

"Alright I get it!"

"I don't..." Scootaloo pouted

"You will when your older." Rarity said

"But I want to know now!"

"Well, she is getting about that age to where we should explain sex to her." I said

"Sex!?!? But she is only six years old!"

"I was never explained sex. I just sorta always knew. But still, it would of been nice if someone explained it to me."

"I am not saying never tell her about sex, I am just saying to tell her at a more reasonable age."

"And what age you would want to tell her?"

"I don't know, 10, maybe 11."

"I believe the maturity level should be depend on the knowledge she gains. And I say she is more than mature enough."

"I don't know, I read a lot of books on maturity, and both of you have a valid point. Scootaloo has matured a lot for her age, and maturity usually comes with age. It is rare when a young filly to be as mature as her." Twilight pointed out

"Princess Celestia, could you please put some sense in to them." Rarity said

"Sex is never an easy topic. But if Robcord believes that Scootaloo should be taught sex, maybe he should educate her." Celestia said

"Wait, wait what?" I exclaimed

"After all, you are her father figure."

"Thanks princess, thanks a lot..."

"Don't worry, Twilight will help."

"How did I get dragged in to this?" Twilight complained

"Your not getting dragged in to it. You will just be there to fill in the blanks."

"How exactly am I going to do that?"

"Well, you are the female, and he is the male." Celestia said as I made a Me Gusta face

"WHAT!" Twilight blurted out as Celestia giggled

I'm just kidding. Have a sex education book handy, and if she has any question, flip to a page and explain."

"YES! Things are going to make so much more sense now!" Scootaloo exclaimed

"So, uh, when do I need to start?"

"Whenever your ready." Celestia said and everyone in the room started staring at me

"It is kinda an embarrassing subject. Maybe we should be alone when we talk about it."

"Oh My Gosh! You never had sex!!!" Pinkie Pie said

"Of course I have."

"Its okay darling. Sex is nothing to brag about." Rarity said as she started filing her nails

"I have had sex!!!"

"Its alright if you haven’t." Rainbow Dash said with a giggle

"But I have!"

"Its okay, it took the longest time for me. But it happened." Twilight said

"It okay if you haven’t had sex, but you don't have to lie about it." Luna said

"I had sex!"

"Don't lie." Celestia said, obviously getting annoyed

"If I can say something, he um... has had sex." Fluttershy said in my defence

"And how exactly do you know that." Rainbow Dash said with an eyebrow raised. Fluttershy went beside me and took my hand. Everyone in the room got very silent and looked at us. Fluttershy blushed and tried to hid herself in her hair. "Oh, my, gosh."

"You two..." Rarity slowly said

I nodded my head.

"Well, this is a surprise McSurpiser." Pinkie Pie said

"Sorry we ever doubted you." Apple Jack said, taking off her hat.

"Don't be, I would of thought I was lying of I didn't go through it myself."

"You would of thought you were a lair?"

"Well, yeah. I didn't expect myself to lose my virginity until I was in my twenties."

"But the simple fact that you would of thought you were lying, means that you lie."

"Yeah, I lie when it is necessary."

"When is lying necessary?" Twilight asked

"Well, if someone is wanting to hurt somebody, and they ask you where that someone is, aren’t you going to give them false information about the possession of that person?"

"You do have a point."

"Yeah, I know. I'm a boss." I said as I put on a pair of sunglasses. We hanged out for a few hours, talking about different things, until it was time to go to the Nightclub. When we got there, the girls immediately went to the dance floor. I went back up to the stage and handed  the DJ another song, Discord. I was about to go to the microphone when the DJ stopped me.

"You know, a lot more people came here today to hear you sing. How about you do all the songs you can think of."

"If I sang all of my songs, I would be tired out and horse before I finish."

"How about just the PMVs?"

"How do you know about the PMVs?"

"Brohoof."

I smiled at him and gave him a brohoof, and gave him all the PMV records that I knew of and he put them on.

"Hello everybody. The name is Robcord. The DJ just informed me that you all like it when I sing, so I am not going to just sing one song for you all, I am going to sing SIX!"

The crowd went wild as I signalled the DJ to play the first track.

Discord PMV

I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear

Someone else is pulling at the strings

Something terrible is going down through the entire town

Wreaking anarchy and all it brings

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all

I curse the name, the one behind it all...

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymore

So take your tyranny away!

(chorus)

I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go

Now the world is being torn apart

A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,

What a terrifying work of art!

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all

I curse the name, the one behind it all...

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymore

So take your tyranny away!

(chorus)

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymorewhooooooaoooh x3

whooooooooooah

I'm waking up to ash and dust

I wipe my brow but I sweat my rust

I'm breathing in the chemicals

ohyeaaaaah!!!! ahhh.

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

oohwhoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

I raise my flags, don my clothes

It's a revolution, I suppose

We're painted red to fit right in

Whoa

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

oohwhoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

All systems go, the sun hasn't died

Deep in my bones, straight from inside

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

So take your tyranny away!

"Here is another one, I think you all will like!"

Luna (Living Tombstone Remix)

For a thousand years

I've waited here for you

Waiting every night

For I thought you were the

answer to my life

Days turned into years

and into centuries

Patience had to fade

Don't you see that there is

vengeance in my eyes?

Luna won't you cry for me

I'm as lonely as I've ever been

I am forced back into the start

Is there any way to fix a broken heart?

Infinite despise

and endless jealousy

Bottled in my soul

Has erupted as I'm

tearing through the skies

20% Cooler

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the ruler

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

It's time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler

7 colours in your hair

Get your boots on dear 'cause we're going out there

Don't care bout the dress code

Put it on, let's go

Girls go wild 'cause we're going "al fresco"

Ha!

No need to perform

Hands on our bodies gonna keep our skills warm

We need social reform 'cause we're just so criminal

Linguist subliminal, damages minimal

Top percentile, largest fraction

Massive attraction, girl-on-girl action

Stop that, I'm gonna need a redaction

Drop that, you already got your reaction

Me? I'm gonna keep on smiling

You? You're gonna need restyling

I got the quote back

From the jeweler

You're getting 20 percent cooler

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the ruler

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

It's time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We're getting 20 percent cooler! x4

Shhhhhhhh

Reduce that treble

There's an 8 or 9 who think they're on my level

Like a rebel in a bunker getting shelled with a mortar

Bump up and down cause I think you ought'a

Place your hand on my thigh

Don't be coy, I can hear you sigh

Grinding your hips, I'll be flashing my pink

And in ten seconds flat you'll be back with a drink

Wooo!

Bring out the Bacardi

Twilight, Sparkle, up in the party

Tap that, like a phone in the cold war

Room on the third floor, knocking at my front door

Me? I'm kind of a rarity

You? Work that dexterity

Lean back now, here's what I meant

Getting cooler by 20 percent

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the ruler

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

It's time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We're getting 20 percent cooler! x4

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the rulerwhooooooaoooh x3

whooooooooooah

I'm waking up to ash and dust

I wipe my brow but I sweat my rust

I'm breathing in the chemicals

ohyeaaaaah!!!! ahhh.

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

oohwhoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

I raise my flags, don my clothes

It's a revolution, I suppose

We're painted red to fit right in

Whoa

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

oohwhoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

All systems go, the sun hasn't died

Deep in my bones, straight from inside

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

It's time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler

"Now heres a couple that I think some of you dark guys out there will like."

Rainbow Factory PMV

Now A Rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice

As the story we knew of sugar and spice

But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it

With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

Let's delve deeper into rainbow philosophy

Far beyond that of cloudsdale's mythology

It's easy to misjudge that floating city

With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility

That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability

How, you ask, are they up to the task

To which the answer is in a simple facility

In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true

In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through

In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true

(Instrumental)

In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true

In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through

In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true In the

Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through

Awoken PMV

What cause have I to feel glad?

I've built my life on judgement and causing pain

I don't know those eyes I see

In the bloodstained chrome

Now everything that I've had

And everything I've known have been thrown away

And with time

I've come to find

This isn't my home

I've stroked the fire

Seen more pain then you can know

The tears of the broken

Have washed away my soul

Pushed by desire

To change the way my stream will flow

Now I've awoken

And I'm taking back control

I try my best to block out the screams

But they're haunting me in my dreams

Please break my shackles

I want it to stop

I man these wretched machines

Day in, day out the grinding wears on my brain

Under minding my sanity

Making me question my reality

But life is not as it seems

Should I take a chance for freedom and throw it all down the drain

I've been imprisoned

Please burn my transgressions away

I've stroked the fire

Seen more pain then you can know

The tears of the broken

Have washed away by soul

Pushed by desire

To change the way my stream will flow

Now I've awoken

And I'm taking back control

I try my best to block out the screams

But they're haunting me in my dreams

Please break my shackles

I want it to stop

I've stroked the fire

Seen more pain then you can know

The tears of the broken

Have washed away my soul

Pushed by desire

To change the way my stream will flow

Now I've awoken

And I'm taking back control

I'm sick of hurting

Sick of thinking it's all I do

I break those around

Those spared are very few

But the bright sn is burning

And my sky shines ever blue

Friendship surrounds me

I'm becoming a part of you

I try my best to block out the screams

But they're haunting me in my dreams

Please break my shackles

I want it to stop.

Radioactive PMV

whooooooaoooh x3

whooooooooooah

I'm waking up to ash and dust

I wipe my brow but I sweat my rust

I'm breathing in the chemicals

ohyeaaaaah!!!! ahhh.

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

oohwhoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

I raise my flags, don my clothes

It's a revolution, I suppose

We're painted red to fit right in

Whoa

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

oohwhoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

All systems go, the sun hasn't died

Deep in my bones, straight from inside

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

"Thank you every body! I had a lot of fun, but I gotta get going now."

I went over to the DJ and he handed me back the Records and I put them in my jacket, making them disappear.

"How exactly do you fit them in your jacket?"

"I'm a magician." I said waving my hands, making a rainbow.

"A magician eh? How about sharing some of your secrets?"

"What is there to share? I am a real magician. I don't use the fake magic, my magic is real."

"Prove it."

I snapped my fingers and made all of his hair disappear.

"Wow, how did you do that?"

"I told you, my magic is real."

"Do you mind giving my hair back?"

"Sure."

I snapped my fingers again and made his hair reappear.

"I am still not convinced."

"Do you want me to turn you in to a toad?"

"Ha ha, sure."

I snapped my fingers and he turned in to a toad. He hopped up and down, obviously telling me to turn him back. I did so, and he looked at me with disbelief.

"Believe me now?"

"After that, it is hard not to. Hey, um... Do you mind making a million dollars for me?"

"Ha ha, I don't want to over do it."

"Oh, come on. I will do anything."

"I can make you do anything if I wanted to."

"I will do anything willingly."

"I can make you think its willingly."

"Oh, come on."

"How about this, I will give you half a million if you act gay towards that Business man over there named David Loafer."

"But, he is my Business manager."

"Do you want the half million."

"(Deep breath) Alright, I will do it." The DJ went across the room to David Loafer and sat down next to him, looked him deep in his eyes, and kissed him. I laughed so hard I could barely keep my balance. The DJ  came back with the look of anger, and happiness. Angry about how he had to act gay, and happy that he was about the get half a million dollars. "Can I have the half million now."

"Yeah, yeah let me calm down. HA HA HA HA." A few more minutes of laughter later, I snapped my fingers and gave him the half million dollars, and not a penny less... or more. The DJ left with a huff, and I laugh with a HA HA HA. Luna walked up to me with a little bit of confusion. "Whats up."

"About that song you played earlier, the one titled Luna. What was that about?"

"I didn't write it, if that’s what your asking."

"Then who did?"

"Some guy named Eurobeat Brony."

"What is a brony?"

"Oh, it is a guy who likes ponies."

"Is it not forbidden to mix breed here?"

"Oh, it is forbidden, but your getting the wrong impression. They like to be friends with ponies, not breed with them."

"We see. It is getting late, lets go back to the room."

"Okay, let me round up the others." I found the others. Pinkie Pie was dancing along with Scootaloo, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Celestia, and Apple Jack. I found Rarity being flirted with by some guy who thought he was "all that". It was fun to bang his head against the wall. On the way back Rarity kept giving me a hatred look. "What?"

"Why did you do that?"

"Now is not a good time to get in to romance. Especially with a guy like that."

"Your in a romance with Fluttershy!"

"That's different. When this is all over with, I will still be able to see her."

"And what was wrong with him?"

"He does what is called S.W.A.G."

"And what is that suppose to mean?"

"SWAG: Secretly, We, Are, Gay."

"So, he was gay?"

"Probably not, but the original meaning of swag is what I just described. The newest generation uses that because they think it is "cool". But really it makes them look immature. The more mature people, such as myself, understands that."

"Oh..."

"Lets just drop the subject and get back to the room." Celestia demanded

When we got back to the room, we were so tired, we just fell on to the beds and fell asleep. I didn't even bother getting undressed. All I did was loosen my tie.