My Little Pony: Bronies are Magic

by Thunder Roller

Rating: mature
Tags: Tragedy, Human, Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 27725

Robert goes for a walk in the woods, when he finds Derpy Hooves. She leads him to a portal by accident and his life is changed forever.

Robert is lead to a portal by Derpy Hooves, which leads to the magical world of Equestria. Things are good for a short time. But an ancient evil comes back, an ancient evil, by the name of Phenominal. Can Robert defeat this ancient evil? Or will Phenominal have control of Equestria forever?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-13 00:40:01 UTC

Chapter 2: The Science Project

I followed Derpy out of the woods and took a look around to realize that it was night time. I decided just to keep quiet. If Derpy wanted to talk she would of talked to me. Plus, I didn't want to wake anypony up. We walked up to a house and Derpy knocked on the door. A few seconds later, Dr.Whooves, a brown pony with a green tie on came to the door.

"Derpy, who is this?" Asked Dr.Whooves

"This is my new friend. He followed me into the portal." Explained Derpy

"Wow, wow, wow. Portals? You mean that stuff is real?" Said Robert

"You came into a world where ponies can talk, fly, use magic, and are the civilians, but you are surprised by the portals?"

"Dr.Whooves! he has not found out about that yet!"

"Oops."

I pretended to be surprised, but could not help but smile.

"Well, the information is not having much effect. Either he has already lost his sanity or he has a very open mind. Come on in."

We walked into his house and I looked around. I seen tubes, beakers, Cylinders, and some other things I could not name. Pretty much anything you needed to do any kind of research. Dr.Whooves grabbed a notebook and a pencil.

"Take a seat."

I sat down on a wooden chair as Dr.Whooves started to take notes.

"I am going to ask you to do some things and I am going to take notes of what you do and how you do it."

"Um... okay."

After doing a bunch of basic things and trying to do impossible things he started to ask me a bunch of questions. I felt like I was Louie from Interview with the Vampire.

"Okay, we are almost done here. I just need to get some measurements."

He measured my height, arm length, leg length, shoe size, etc...

"Alright, we are done. Derpy, What time is it?"

"ADVENTURE TIME!"

"Ha ha, no Derpy. I mean what time of the day is it?"

"Oh, 12:32 AM"

"I can tell that you are no danger to anypony. Twilight Sparkle usually does not go to sleep till about 2:00 AM, so she should still be awake right now. Go see if she can let you stay at her place tonight."

"Sleep? who needs *Yawn* Sleep?"

"You do apparently!"

"Fine, I'm going. Um, where exactly is her place"

"I will take you there."

Chapter 3: Meeting the Mane 6

Dr.Whooves and I walk up to Twilight Sparkle's door and Dr.Whooves gives it 3 good knocks. I see a purple aurora surround the door as it opens. There stands Princess Twilight Sparkle. She looks over at me, then to Dr.Whooves.

"Dr.Whooves, do you mind introducing me to your friend?"

"Of course, this is Robert. He comes from the human world."

"I see. Nice to meet you Robert. I am Princess Twilight Sparkle. But you may call me Twilight."

"It's a pleasure to meet you to Twilight."

I said as I gave a bow. She gave me a smile as I did so.

"It's so strange to see someone dressed as you are, giving a bow."

I looked at my clothes and realized what I was wearing. I was wearing a camouflage hoodie, blue jeans, and ACU combat boots.

"Do my clothes offend you?"

"No of course not. Would you two like to come in?"

"I would but I have to get back to work. We actually came to see if you could give Robert a place to stay tonight."

"Of course I can. I will talk to you later Dr.Whooves. Come in Robert."

Twilight takes me inside and I hear a screech of horror. I see Rarity, a white unicorn with a purple mane and tail, running up to me.

"Out of all of the worst things that could happen, THIS IS THE WORST, POSSIBLE, THING!"

"Um, what?"

"Your clothes darling!"

She clearly did not notice that I was not a pony.

"Um, what about my clothes?"

"You look like you just got out of a fight with a Manticore!"

"Rarity, this is Robert. He is a human."

"A hu-what?"

"Get the others in here, and I will explain everything."

Rarity left the room and came back with Rainbow dash (a blue Pegasus pony with rainbow mane and tail), Pinkie Pie (A pink earth pony with pink, curly mane and tail), Apple Jack (a orange earth pony with blonde, braided mane and tail, who also wore a cowgirl hat), Fluttershy (A yellow Pegasus with pink mane and tail), and Spike (a purple baby dragon with green spikes from the top of his head, down to the tip of his tale).

"Okay everypony. This is Robert, he is a human. Now Robert, how about you tell us a few things about yourself."

I look at her, thinking if I should or not. But I guessed it would not hurt to tell them about my personality.

"Um, hello everypony. As Twilight said, my name is Robert. I am usually quiet, until you get to know me. I enjoy parties, I like to take walks at night, I like to listen to music, My favourite kind of music is heavy metal, and well, that is pretty much me in a bundle. Now, how about y’all tell me something about yourself. Twilight how about you first." I asked even though I already know, so I don't look suspicious.

"Well, I like to read books, I am the spirit of Magic, and I am the pupil of Princess Celestia, well that is me, as you said "in a bundle". Now how about you Rainbow Dash"

"Awe yeah. I am Rainbow Dash, and this conversation just got 20% cooler. I like to fly really fast, and if I fly fast enough, I make a SONIC RAINBOOM! I help control the weather, I am the spirit of Loyalty, and that is me. Now you Rarity."

"I am Rarity, I am a fashion designer, I am the spirit of Generosity, and, well, that is pretty much me. Pinkie Pie?"

"YAY, Hi I'm pinkie pie, I am the spirit of laughter, I like to party, which reminds me, I need to throw you a party! I also need to sing you a song!" Pinkie Pie pulled out a waggon and starts to sing "Welcome welcome welcome, A fine welcome to you, Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do?, Welcome welcome welcome, I say hip hip hurray, Welcome welcome welcome, To Ponyville today! Wait for it..."

Confetti flies everywhere.

"Ha ha, now that is what I call a welcome!" I said

"Now we are instant friends! Fluttershy, your turn!"

"*peep* Um... hi."

"Aw shucks, shes shy. Would you like me to do it for you sugar cube?" Said Apple Jack

"No I got it. Unless you want to, of course."

"Thank you sugar cube, how about you give it a try, and if you can't I will do it for you."

"Okay, I will." She said quietly but loud enough to barely hear. "My name is Fluttershy, I like animals, I am the spirit of Kindness, and that is me.

Fluttershy then runs behind the rest of the group.

"She is so sweet."

"Y-you think I'm sweet?"

"Of course."

I kneel down to Fluttershy and rub her on her cheek to comfort her.

"Suck up" Said Rainbow Dash,

Twilight then elbows Rainbow Dash

"Apple jack, I think it is your turn." Said Twilight

"Right, I am Apple Jack, I work on Sweet Apple Acres, I am the spirit of Honesty, I always tell the truth, as you probably have guessed, and well, I guess that is pretty much me. Your turn spike."

"Oh, alright. Names spike, I am a dragon but I am more like a pony in personality. If you want to write a letter to the princess, just come to me. Okay, that’s me."

Chapter 4: Slumber Party with the girls

"Okay, now that we have been properly introduced lets let you in on our activities. We are having a Slumber Party!" Said Twilight, who was excited

"But, hes a boy!" Said Rarity

"I don't think he will try anything to ruin it."

"No I won't. Plus I have never done a slumber party. Only a sleep over on my 6th birthday. And we barely did anything, just told ghost stories and played video games."

"I think we should let him. It would be his first after all." Said Fluttershy

"Oh, okay. Just don't let me get dirty. Okay?"

"I won't, I pinkie promise. Cross my heart and stick a cupcake in my eye." I said as I cross my heart and held my fist to my eye.

"Okay, lets start with make overs!" Said Twilight, holding up the book titled "Slumber 101.

"I think I will set this one out." Said Rainbow Dash

"Yeah me to. I was never too fond of make overs." I said, backing up next to Rainbow Dash

"Oh, c'mon it ain't too bad." Said Apple Jack throwing mud masks on our faces.

"Eh, this ain’t too bad."

"Yeah I guess your right."

"So what exactly does these things do?"

"It republishes the youth in ones face." Said Rarity, matter-of-factually

"So after this I will look 12?"

"How old are you exactly?"

"19"

"Same as me!" Said Twilight, with a big grin on her face.

"I doubt it would take you that far back. Probably around 18 and 3/4"

"I'm fine with that."

About 5 minutes of talking later.

"So, whats next on the list?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Ghost stories!" Said Twilight, with a spooky voice.

"So, whose first?" I asked

"How bout you. I wanna hear what kind of ghost stories you got where you come from." Said Apple Jack

"Okay, have y’all herd about the story of bloody bones?"I said with a spooky voice.

The girls just shook their heads. I told the story and they were shaking under their blankets.

"Ha ha ha! Alright now do any of y’all have any stories."

"Nothing that can top that!" Said Rainbow Dash

"Yeah, I believe I have had enough of spooks tonight."

I looked over to Fluttershy and she was still shaking under her blanket. I gently tapped her on her shoulder and she did a loud peep and tensed up.

"Its okay Fluttershy its just me." I said as I slowly removed the blanket.

"Please stay next to me!"

"Ha ha. Okay."

I said as I snuggled up next to her.

"Whats next?"

"Smores!" Said Twilight as she licked her lips

"Yummy!" Said Rainbow Dash as she rubbed her tummy.

We must of made dozens of smores, and every one of them was eaten.

"Please remind me to not eat that much." Said Rarity

"You only ate 4!" Said Apple Jack

"Marshmallow have a lot of fat in them"

"Whatever, whats next sugar cube?"

"Truth or Dare!" Exclaimed Twilight

"Ha! Now this I am familiar with!" I said

"Oh yeah, I dare you to put on a dress!" Said Rarity

My face turned blood red with embarrassment. As she dangled a dress in front of my face.

"Ar-are you sure that will even fit me?"

"All the more reason to put it on."

"Is there some place where I can change?"

"Why not here?" Asked Apple Jack

"Because I have something y’all probably have not seen before."

"And what would that be?" Asked Rarity

"Do you have a rash?" Asked Rainbow Dash

"No, it is a little more personal than that."

"Its okay girls, follow me Robert." Said Twilight

She led me to a up stairs where I could change.

"Will this be okay?"

"Yeah, it is perfect. Thank you."

She left the room and I changed into the dress, then I went back down stairs. All of the girls busted out laughing.

"Okay, y’all had a good laugh. Can I change back now?"

"Wait wait wait." Said Apple Jack, whipping a tear from her eye

"I dare you to wear it all night."

"Do I have to?"

"I am afraid so. It says in the book." Said Twilight, holding up the book.

"Oh, my... Alright. Rarity I dare you to wear my camouflage hoodie!"

"WHAT!?!?"

I felt sweet revenge

"Sorry Rarity." Said Twilight

I gave her my hoodie and helped her put it on.

"Serpent!"

"Your welcome."

I felt great, considering I was wearing a dress that showed my upper thigh. Dares went back and forth for a while.

"Next, Pillow fight!" Said Twilight

"Now this is what I am talki- oh"

Apple Jack smacked me right in the face with a pillow.

"It, is, on!"

We had a good ole pillow fight. It was really fun. Even Fluttershy participated. Even though she kept saying "Sorry" every time she hit someone with a pillow. But in the end, it was Pinkie Pie who won because of her party cannon stuffed with pillows. After that, we were all tuckered out and went to sleep.

Chapter 5: Meeting the Princesses

I woke up the next morning with Fluttershy snuggled up next to me. I realized I still had the dress on and decided to go and change back into my normal clothes. I carefully got up and went into the bathroom to change. As I was zipping up my pants I herd "So, that’s why you didn't want to change in front of us." I spun around and seen  Apple Jack. Apparently I came in as she was drying off from taking a shower.

"Don't worry, I wont say anything."

"I hope not."

"So, did you come in to see me in the shower?"

"No, I came in here to change!"

"I'm just pulling your leg. To not make it look suspicious, you leave first, then I will come out minutes later."

"Agreed."

I then got out, and minutes later Apple Jack came out. I walked into the main room and seen Spike sending a letter to the Princesses.

"I hope you don't mind, but I sent a letter to the princess." Said Twilight

"Why would I mind?"

"I told her about you."

"That's fine, I would actually like to meet the Princess."

Just then Spike burped and out came a letter. Twilight, then picked up the letter and started reading it.

"Dear Twilight Sparkle, I am on my way now. I would like to meet this human named Robert. He might be friendly as you say, but you can never be too sure. He is not the first human in Equestria. But he is the first in over a thousand years. Some of the humans before were good. Most of them however, were evil. Please keep him in the Library, And do not let him in public. It is however strange how he participated in the slumber party, considering he is a male. Signed Princess Celestia. P.S. Princess Luna will come to."

"How long until they will be here?"

"Usually it takes an hour. But if it is urgent, it could be seconds."

It didn’t take take an hour, nor seconds. It was about 20 minutes. We herd a knocking at the door and Twilight answered.

"Hello Twilight." Said Princess Celestia

"Hello Princesses"

"Hello Twilight, where is this human?" Asked Luna

"He is this way."

She led them inside and I was sitting at the steps. I quickly got up and walked over to them.

"Pleasure to meet you Princesses."

"Pleasure to meet you to Robert."

"How should we start this meeting?"

"Tell us about yourself." Said Luna

I told them the same as I did with the mane six.

"Well, you are different from the other humans."

"Dr.Whooves thinks I might possibly be Insane."

"He thinks everypony is insane." Said Luna

We shared a good laugh but then got serious again.

"How did you get to Equestria?"

I told them how I chased Derpy through the woods and wound up in the Everfree forest.

"I see. I would like it if you were to come to Canterlot with us."

"Why?"

"It will just be for a few days."

"Can I at least tell the others?"

"Of course."

I walked back up stairs and seen everyone was awake.

"Good morning everypony. Can you please follow me."

"Why." Asked Rarity

"I will explain down stairs."

They all got up and followed me down stairs, where Celestia and Luna were.

"I must go to Canterlot for a few days. I promise I will be back."

"Do you Pinkie Promise?" Asked Pinkie Pie

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." I said, making the appropriate movements

As the Princesses and I were walking out the door we heard somepony say "Wait!" We turned around and seen Fluttershy kneeling.

"Fluttershy, do you have feelings for this human?"

Fluttershy just stayed quiet and looked up at us. Celestia smiled and looked down at Fluttershy.

"If you wish, you may come along."

"Please..."

"Alright, c'mon Fluttershy" I said with a smile

She jumped with joy and got on the carriage with us. We flew about an hour before we ended up at the Canterlot Castle. While we were getting out, I noticed Fluttershy was Clinging on my arm. I just laughed and carried her until she could walk on her own. But still did not leave my side. Celestia showed Fluttershy and I around the Castle and took us to our room.

"So, Fluttershy and I are going to be sharing a room?"

"If that is okay with you." Celestia said, raising an eyebrow

"Its fine. I just did not expect you to trust me with Fluttershy."

"I don't believe you would hurt anypony. Plus, she likes you."

I started to blush a little as she turned and walked away. I walked back into our room and seen Fluttershy staring out the window. I then walked up beside her.

Chapter 6: Canterlot Castle.

Fluttershy and I stared out the window, and down at the Canterlot Castle Garden.

"Do you want to go down there." I asked her

"Y-yes, I would. That is, If you don't mind" Said Fluttershy

I pat her on the back gently and we went down to the garden. We stayed in the garden for a few hours and talked. We didn't even noticed that it started to storm, and of course, with my luck, the first lightning that struck, hit me, and I blacked out. I woke up in the Castle Infirmary. With Fluttershy, Celestia, and Luna, by my side.

"What happened?" I asked, rubbing the back of my neck.

"You were struck by lightning, and Fluttershy carried you here." Said Celestia

"We never knew she could fly that fast!" Said Luna

"You carried me here?" I asked, as I looked at Fluttershy

"I guess I get stronger when I am scared." She said while blushing

"Why do I feel different?"

"You feel right!" Exclaimed Luna

"What?"

"I will get you a mirror." Said Celestia

She grabbed a mirror and gave it to me. I looked at my reflection. Not only did I feel different, I looked different. I turned into a pony! I looked just like my O.C. Thunder Roller. But with one difference. I had a horn! I was an Alicorn!

"This, is, Awesome!"

"Why do you say?"

"Because I can do this now!"

I got out of bed and walked over to Fluttershy and kissed her. She blushed but kissed back.

"Oh, how sweet. Oh Gamer Luna."

"No, no more of the Princess Molestia."

We all shared a good laugh.

"Can I leave the infirmary now?"

"Yes you can."

Fluttershy and I left the infirmary and went back up to our room, cuddled, and fell asleep.

Chapter 7: Jail

I woke up the next morning and seen I was by myself. I figured Fluttershy went down for breakfast and let me sleep a while longer, so I decided that I would go and join her. But I was stopped by the Guards before I could enter the cafeteria.

"You are under arrest for the disappearance of Ponyville's Fluttershy!" Said the first Guard

"Wait what!?" I questioned

"You were the last one to see her! That makes you a prime suspect!" Said the second Guard

"This can't be! The most we did was cuddle!"

"We don't want to hear about your love life!"

"Actually, I kinda do."

"Shut up Jimmy."

They shackled me, then put some kind of ring on my horn, I guess to keep me from using magic. Then took me to the Canterlot dungeons. Lucky me, I got a cell mate named Big Bubba. I then waited for the Guards to leave. Which they did after a while.

"Now time to get out." I said to no one in particular

"Its not worth it, you'll just tire yourself out." Said Big Bubba

"Oh, yeah. What are you in for? Thievery?"

"Rape."

"... Stay on that side of the Cell."

I then tore the shackles apart, then took off the ring.

"Thank you JROTC. Next, hole in the wall."

"Yeah I think I will stay on this side of the cell."

Chapter 9: Escape time

One of the scientists pulled out a very large hacksaw

"NO CUPCAKES FOR YOU" I yelled, as I tore off the leather straps and knocked down the scientists.

The C.S.M. pulled out a pistol, but I bucked it out of his hands and knocked him out. I busted through a wall and seen a young women with pink hair. It was Fluttershy! And she looked like all of her energy has been drained out of her.

I saw two scientist beside her with guns drawn. I dodged a bullet and came back with an uppercut to one of the scientist and a kick in the groin to the other. I picked up Fluttershy and ran down the hall. I saw a bunch of security guards locked and loaded, ready to fire.

*SNAP*

The next thing I remember I was carrying Fluttershy outside of a burning building. I was out in the middle of nowhere. I was a human again. But I still had my wings and my horn. I looked at Fluttershy and she still had her wings.

I put her down and felt her pulse. She was still alive but barely. I had to get her to the hospital... and me to. I had a gun shot wound in my left leg.

I picked her back up and started limping as fast as I could to the nearest city. I couldn't handle it no more I passed out from blood loss.

Chapter 10: You thought I was dead, didn't you? WRONG

I woke up in a hospital, with bandages on my left leg, and waist.

"Hey, Nurse!" I said, a little louder than normal

A nurse walked, holding some paperwork.

"Whats the damage?"

"You have a gun shot wound in your left leg, and a deep cut on your waist. Which brings me to ask you, who shot you?"

"Who brought me in?"

"You didn't answer my question."

"Nor did you answer mine, who brought me in?"

"It was that pink haired girl you were with."

"Fluttershy? Man, saving me twice? She has really outdone herself this time."

"This isn’t the first time?"

"No its not. How is she?"

"She is fine. She was hungry and a little dehydrated. But we fixed that."

"Good, can I see her?"

"She actually asked the same about you moments ago. She is fine to walk around, but your not. But before you can see her, I must ask you again. Who shot you?"

"That, my good lady, is classified."

"Really funny, now lets get serious. Who shot you?"

"As I said before, it is classified."

"You have to be kidding me, if whoever shot you in the chest, you would be dead! Now, tell me, who shot you?"

"Fine, I will tell you. But beware, I have no idea of the actual person was who shot me, but I do know of the Group."

"Okay, who was the group that shot you?"

"The Military"

"Your not going to tell me who shot you, are you?"

"I just did."

"I'll get your friend"

The nurse left the room and came back a few minutes later, with Fluttershy

"Robert!" Said Fluttershy

"Fluttershy!" I said

Fluttershy hugged me around the neck, and gave me a peck on the cheek.

"Hey nurse, can we get some privacy?" The nurse hesitated, but left the room with a huff. "You ready to get out of here?"

"But you must not be walking yet."

"In a moment I will be able to." I took the bandages off and used my magic to heal myself. It was EXTREMELY painful, but it worked. I got up and got my clothes on. "Lets go."

I got out of bed, got dressed, and we walked out of the room and the nurse rushed over to me.

"You can't be walking yet!"

"Yes I can, look."

I showed her were my wounds and they were gone. She was puzzled but let us go, on the way out I got some strange looks from the residents of the hospital, but none of them said anything. It wasn’t until I stepped on the concrete outside of the hospital, I suddenly remembered about the bag o bits.

"My bits!"

I reached in to my pocket and pulled out a wallet, I opened it and seen Thousands of dollars. All in 100 dollar bills.

"W- where did you get the money?"

"You don't wanna know. But what you do wanna know is that we can easily afford a hotel. There we can find out where we are."

"I- I, um, already know. We're in, um, Los Angeles, California."

"Los Angeles, California!"

"Y- yes. Is it a famous place?"

"Yeah, Movie Stars live here!"

"Oh"

"Maybe we will see one! But for now, lets get a hotel."

Fluttershy and I walked for what seemed like hours until we found a hotel. It looked decent enough we walked in and went up to the counter.

"Can I help you?" She said with an attitude.

"We would like to rent a room please." I said with an attitude back

The front desk lady took off her glasses and looked at us with a stare of anger

"Whats the price?"

"20$ for two a night. But before you can rent a room, I have to see some ID. To make sure your old enough.

"I don't have any ID, but here." I said as I handed her a hundred dollar bill. "We will be staying for two nights. You keep the change for keeping your mouth shut."

"You got yourself a deal." She said taking the money.

She gave us our room key, and we headed to our room. It was a decent looking room. One bed, TV, no crime scene tape, bathroom, no holes in the walls. It was actually pretty nice. Fluttershy immediately dove on to the bed.

"I think you have the right idea." I said laughing.

"You know, I never got to thank you for saving me back there."

"Your welcome."

"N-No." She said getting off of the bed.

She walked toward me and unzipped my camouflage hoodie and let it fall to the floor.

"I- I mean, thank you."

We started to kiss slowly and feel on to the bed. Clothes started to fly everywhere.

*Naughty scene, You don't get to see ;) *

We cuddled on the bed exhausted, our hair was a mess, as where the covers.

"Your Welcome." I said as a joke

Chapter 11: The Next Day

I woke up and seen next to Fluttershy. She was awake, she was just having fun, twirling my hair.

"I hate to say it but we better get up and get dressed." I said

"W-why?"

"Were going clothes shopping, then were going to buy a car."

Fluttershy took a deep breath

"...Okay."

We got up and got dressed and went to a nearby clothing store. We picked her out a few pairs of Jeans, shirts, socks... panties. But the most fun part of all. The Bikinis.

"Should I go with one piece or two piece Bikini?"

"Two piece."

"Two piece it is then."

I went and picked out some of my clothes and noticed her staring at a camouflage hoodie that looked just like mine. I couldn’t help but buy it for her. After that, we went and bought a 2009 Chevy Camaro. I had to use magic to get me a drivers licence. Fluttershy and I were driving around when we hear *Chang Chang Weeooo Weeooo* "Pull over or I will be forced to shoot my water gun" * I look over to Fluttershy and pull over. The Policeman walks up to the driver side window and stands there for a moment.

"Hi!" Said the Retarded Policeman.

"Um... Hi." I said giving an awkward smile

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Um, no."

"I like your car."

"Um, thanks"

The Retarded Policeman looks over to Fluttershy

"Hi pink hair, does the carpet match the drapes."

"Yes, yes they do. Can we go now?" I said, not letting Fluttershy ask what it means.

"One more thing, I have to give you a ticket."

"Why?"

"Because your a pimp."

The Retarded Policeman then hands me a old shoe.

"...Thanks"

"BYE!!!"

He is a cop

And he's learning impaired

He is the retarded police man

As soon as The Retarded Policeman left, an Idea popped into my head I started speeding down the road (88 mph to be exact) and I teleported us to Hawaii. To a nudist beach to be exact.

"Wanna have some fun?"

"Y-yes."

"You see that beach over there?"

"Yeah."

"It is a nudist beach."

"As in, no clothes nudist?"

"Yeah!"

"LETS GO! Oh, I mean, if you don't mind"

"Ha ha, lets go."

I get some beach towels and lay them down on the sands near the ocean. And an umbrella over the towels. Fluttershy and I lay down on the towels, relaxing on the beach. When someone closes the Umbrella and unleashes the blinding sun on my face.

Chapter 12: TWILIGHT'S POV, Before...

I found myself at the sceene of the jail break.

"So, uh, Big Bubba. What happened?"

"Well, Robert broke the shackles. Then he was going to try to dig his way out, but the Gaurds came back in. He threw the broken shackles to them, and well, you know the rest."

"Thank you for your time. Maybe I should ask the Gaurds what happened next."

I went to the Gaurds corders, to question the Gaurds. They explained how he flew up to Celestia's Tower, and when they got there, he was gone. Without a trace. I thought for a minute, and decided to go up and investigate for myself. When I got there, Celestia was already there.

"So, what did you find out?"

"That theiving boy stole some of my bits."

"He must have his reasons."

"You have too much sympathy for him."

"You did not take time to get to know him like I did!"

I shouted without realizing. Celestia staired in suprise.

"I see that you really believe in him." Pointed out Celestia

"I-I'm sorry. I snapped." I said.

"Don't be sorry. A princess must know when to speak up, and I see that you learned. The only place he could of gone is through that mirror. But by now, he would have left his possision. We need to use a spell to take us to him."

"Lets do it then!"

"Even you and I together can't do it. We need one more Alicorn, and one unicorn."

"Luna and Rarity."

"Lets get them I will get Luna, and you get Rarity. While your at it, get the others to."

*One Hour Later*

"Alright, Luna, Twilight, and I will be focising on the portal. Rarity, you focus on getting us to Robert. The rest you, hold on tight." Said Celestia

Moments later, we found ourselves on a beach, as humans. Everywhere we look, was a bunch of naked people.

"Alright everypon- I mean, everyone, spread out and look for him." Said Celestia

"There they are!" Said Pinkie Pie

"How did you find them." Asked Luna

"Fluttershy has pink hair" Sang Pinkie PIe

"Lets get them!" Said Rainbow Dash

"Wait!"

I walked over to them and closed the Umbrella.

Chapter 15: Saving Discord

"Well, that sucks." I said quietly to myself

"Oh finally, company." Said Discord from a nearby cell

"What is going on." I said rushing to his cell

"You tell me. I was just minding my own business, when Phenominal pony’s came, then placed me in this magic proof cell."

I looked around and seen that we were indeed, in the dungeon. An Idea then occurred to me!

"I know how I am going to get you out!"

"Whats the plan?"

"I am going to ring that bell over there, and scream the prisoner is escaping"

"What?!?!"

"Stay with me here. Then when a Phenominal Guard comes in I am going to knock him out, take the key, and get you out."

"What if more comes."

"We will fight!"

"You are speaking my language boy!"

"Names Robert, by the way."

"I believe I need no introduction."

"No, you don't. Are you ready?"

"I'm ready." Said Discord. I then ran and rung the bell.

"THE PRISONER IS ESCAPING, HELP, HELP!!!"

I hid behind the door and sure enough, two Gaurds, wearing dark blue armour came and started looking around. I pulled off their helmets and knocked their heads together. They fell to the ground so I grabbed the keys, and ran to Discords cell.

"We don't have much time." I said as I opened his cell door and he walked out beside me.

"Less time than you think." He said as he pointed to a crowd of Phenominal Gaurds.

"You remember the plan?"

"How can I forget?"

The Gaurds charged at us, swinging swords and throwing spears. Discord and I dodged every throw they made. They did the same for us.

"We can't keep going like this!"

"Do you have a better idea?"

"Actually, I do!"

"Huh?

I felt a strike of pain as he flew into me, through my chest. I developed yellow eyes with red pupils, white eyebrows and goatee, one long fang, my tongue became forked, my left hand finger nails became talons, and my right hand fingernails became claws.

"Lets rock."

I tore through the crowd of Phenominal Gaurds like a hot knife cuts through butter. One by one, they fell, until the dungeon was completely empty. I walked out to the court yard to see the sky was night. I looked down at my watch and seen it was 2:30 PM.

"It should be day right now. Maybe I should get a better look over Equestria."

I flew up into the air and seen all over, was Phenominal. The clouds were the same dark mist that Fluttershy described for the kidnapper's cloak. I teleported to Ponyville and seen all of the citizens were infected with Phenominal.

*Thoughts*

"There has to be some way I can turn them back!"

"Hello, I'm Discord! I can bend reality!"

"Do you think we can pull the Phenominal out of them?"

"Just one."

"Why just one?"

"I need high concentration to do something that is considerably "possible". Doing something that makes since bores me."

"Alright now let me see who I can save right now."

I looked around, thinking on who I should save, then I see Scootaloo!

"I know who I am going to save."

"I know I can hear your thoughts."

"Right."

I teleport Scootaloo over to me and grab her and cover her mouth in so she can't scream.

*Talking*

"Its okay Scootaloo. I am going to save you!" I whisper to her.

I use my magic to pull the Phenominal out of her, turn it in to a basketball and throw it in to a nearby trash can.

"Are you okay Scootaloo?"

"How do you know my name?"

"I am friends with Rainbow Dash?"

"She talks about me?"

"Yes, all the time!" I lied

"Can we go see her?"

"Yes, as soon as a figure out how."

"What do you mean?"

"You will find out soon."

*Thinking*

"Hey Discord, do you think you can take us to the girls?"

"I can give it a try."

Next thing I know, Scootaloo and I are in the Hotel with The girls, I also seen I was wearing a brown suit with a red tie, and I had a Cane.

*Talking*

"Well, well, well. I seen the training went well. A little too well." Said Celestia

"We said training, not bending." Said Luna

"It was the only way we could of got out of there alive." I said

"I see you brought company." Said Rainbow Dash with a grin

"Rainbow Dash!" Yelled Scootaloo, and with that, she jumped out of my arms and ran in to Rainbow Dash's

"Now that’s sweet."

"Well, at least you now you got what it takes to defeat Phenominal." Said Celestia

"Yeah, but how long until we can go back to Equestria?"

"All portals have been closed off for a week." Said Luna

"Wow, what are we going to do for a week?" We all thought for a couple of seconds, until Pinkie Pie spoke up

"How about a week long party!"

"A week long party? We will be all tuckered out before it is all over with!" Said Rainbow Dash

"How about a cruise?" I suggested

"A cruise?" Asked Twilight

"Its a ship where..."

"I know what a cruise is but I am just asking why."

"It sounds fun." I said and everyone nodded in agreement

"Then we are all at an agreement. We are going on a cruise." Said Celestia

Chapter 16: The Cruise

After a while, we found the docks and started to board the ship, but the ticket guy came up.

"Hey you need tickets to board the ship."

"Shut up and take my money" I said as I handed him 100 dollars.

"Have a nice cruise".

We boarded the ship and went straight to the corridors.

"Wait. We need a room." Said Celestia as an employee so happened to be passing by

"Hey, which room is empty?" I asked the employee

"That one." Said the employee as he pointed to a room

"Thanks"

"We still need a key" Said Celestia

I then magically made a key and waved it in front of her

"Oh yeah."

I opened the door and we walked in.

"Its a little cramped, don't ya think?" Said Apple Jack

I snapped my fingers and the room grew bigger on the inside than the outside, a flat screen TV appeared on the wall, 6 twin sized beds appeared, so did 2 king sized beds, each bed with the name who they belonged to engraved in the head board, red carpet on the floor, chandler on the roof, and classic music playing.

"Hey Dash, looks like we will be sharing a bed!" Said Scootaloo

"Looks that way Scoots." Said Rainbow Dash as she gave Scootaloo a playful nookie.

"And looks like Robert and Fluttershy are going to be sharing one to." Said Twilight with an eyebrow raised

She said with an eyebrow raised.

"Call me Robcord, and with what me and her has been through, its hard to not get close."

*Thoughts*

"Isn’t that sweet."

"Shut up Discord."

*Talking*

"You know, Classic music is not exactly my style of music." Said Rainbow Dash

"No problem Dashie."

I snapped my fingers and made an MP3 Player appear in my hands with all kinds of Heavy Metal and Rock n Roll on it (Avenged Sevenfold, Metallica, AC DC, Kiss, Nickelback, Skillet, Black Veil Brides, Evanescence, and more), and handed it to her.

"How do I work this thing?"

I showed her the basics (How to pick a song, switching back and forth, naming, deleting, adding, etc...)

"Thanks."

"No problem."

"Everyone get settled in, we are going to be here a week, might as well get comfortable." Said Celestia, with a regal tone.

"Yeah, after we get settled in we can go swimming in the pool."

"Theirs a pool on the ship?" Said Pinkie Pie, getting excited.

"You bet there is!"

"I am not much for pools." Said Rarity, patting her hair

"There might be a hot tub here to."

"And if there isn’t one?"

"I can make one."

"You might not want to use your magic." Said Luna

"I can pass myself as a magician." I said

"That might work." Said Celestia, nodding

We got unpacked and comfortable in the room. I started to get bored, just laying on the bed, so I decided it was time to go to the pool.

"Alright, everyone get into your swim suits."

"Wait, we don't have swim suits!" Scootaloo pointed out

"Oh yeah, I completely forgot. Here." I snapped my fingers again and swim suits appeared on everyone's bed with their Cutie marks on them. Except for Scootaloo, I gave her the same designed as Rainbow Dash's.

"Yay!" Scootaloo exclaimed

"That's... Cool." Said Rainbow Dash

*Thoughts*

"Looks like you have a soft spot after all."

"What did I think Discord! What did I think!"

"Ha ha ha ha."

Everyone started to strip down. My wings sprung out so fast that if it went any faster, it would of made a sonic boom. I quickly rushed out of the room but stayed by the door. I couldn’t help but over hear what they said.

*Talking*

"What was that about?" Asked Rainbow Dash

"Maybe he forgot something outside." Scootaloo Suggested

"I think he got embarrassed." Pinkie Pie said

"Pinkie actually makes since this time, seeing someone as beautiful as me strip down. Well, I would get embarrassed to! What do you think Fluttershy?"

"Oh, um... I think we all should be considerate of his feelings and not say anything to him about it."

"Rainbow Dash, cover Scootaloo's ears." Celestia said. Rainbow Dash covered Scootaloo's ears. Scootaloo did not like that too much, she kept trying to struggle away but eventually gave up.

"I agree with Fluttershy, if you noticed, Robcord got wing erection"

"Ohhh" Said the Mane Six in union

"Yes, lets not say anything to him about it. He might be embarrassed about it."

"Yes, we will go get him." Said Luna

Luna opened the door and signalled me back in. I walked in and the Mane Six giggled a little but did not say anything.

"Sorry I ran out. I thought maybe y’all should have some privacy." I said

"Oh, its quiet alright darling. We all understand." Rarity reassured

"Boeing" Pinkie Pie blurted out and Rainbow Dash elbowed her.

"What she means is she cant wait to Boeing right in that pool ha ha." Said Rainbow Dash

I just kinda looked down and went to the bathroom to change. I came back out and seen them waiting on me.

"Are y’all ready."

"Yes, lets go to this pool."

We went to the pool and everyone but Rarity and I jumped right in to the pool.

"So, where is the hot tub?" Rarity Asked

"Right here." I said snapping my fingers, making a hot tub right next to the pool.

"Thank you darling." She said kissing my cheek.

I again got wing boner, but I slipped right into the hot tub so no one could see.

"Come in, the water is nice and warm." I said with an awkward smile. Rarity giggled and came in. We talked about fashion and other things. Until Rarity asked me a question.

"Hey darling do you mind doing something for me?"

"Sure, what is it?"

"Do you mind massaging my neck. I am starting to get a cramp."

I kind of hesitated, with my wing boner and all. But I did not want to seem rude. So I looked over to Fluttershy and she nodded.

"Okay." I scooted over to her and started to massage her neck.

"So, how did you get in to our world?"

"Its a long story."

"I do love long stories, as long as its not boring."

"Well, I doubt falling through a portal is boring."

"No, that does not sound boring at all."

"Well, okay. I was out for a walk in the woods, I seen some rustling in a bush, and it was a Pegasus pony. I followed it to a drop off point and I fell, when I woke up, I was in the Everfree Forest."

"That's... stunning."

"I guess I can see that. How does your neck feel?"

"Much better now, thanks darling."

Rarity then moved back to her original spot. Then Twilight shouted from the other side of the pool.

"I am going to see if I can find a Library on this boat!"

"Just don't be long. Alright?"

"Okay!" Twilight said as she hopped out of the pool, dried off, and took off.

"Perhaps we all should get out, I am starting to prune." Said Rarity

"Yeah, same over here." Agreed Celestia

Everyone else agreed, so we got out, dried off, then went back to the room. We just hanged out for a couple of hours.

"Where could Twilight be? She should be back for now." Said Celestia

"She said she was going to see if she could find a library, maybe she is having trouble finding it, or she is having trouble coming back." I said

"Could you go find her?" Asked Luna

"Okay, I gave her permission, so I guess it is my responsibility to find her."

"Yes, it is. Thank you." Said Celestia

I wondered around the ship for a couple of minutes and found her, having trouble keeping her balance.

"Twilight, are you alright?"

"Just *hick* super."

"Twilight, are you alright?"

"What? I said *hick* I'm okay!"

"Twilight, I want you to stand on one foot, and try to touch your nose." She tried to stand on one foot as I said, but kept falling.

"Great, your drunk. Tell me what happened."

"Well, I could not find the Library,*hick* and some nice man brought me to a place called a bar, I had some *hick* drinks called wine. It tasted *hick* good."

"I am going to take you back to our room. Okay?"

"Okay. *hick*"

I picked her up and put her on my back. It was kinda hard, with her leaning one direction and almost making me fall over.

"Hold on tight."

She tightened her grip and I walked slowly back to our room, where Celestia was waiting.

Chapter 17: Drunk Twilight

Celestia was leaning against the wall next to our room door.

"I see you found her, but why is she on your back?"

"She could not find the Library, so some guy took her to a bar and got her drunk."

Twilight got off my back and wobbled to Celestia

"Hey *hick* Sexy."

"Take her in and lay her down on her bed." Celestia said

"Got it."

I picked her up and brought her in to the room. Everyone turned to look at us.

"She's drunk." I said

"Well, what happened?" Apple Jack asked

"She could not find the Library, so some guy took her to a bar and got her drunk."

"Is there any way we can help?

"Yes, keep an eye on her. If she starts to vomit, take her to the bathroom and have her vomit in the toilet, if she needs to go to the bathroom, go in with her. If she wants a drink, give her water and tell her its vodka."

"But I can't lie to her!"

"Then someone else can do that part"

I placed her in her bed, but she immediately got up and waddled up to Rainbow Dash.

"Hello Mister *hick* Webster"

"Wha, wha, what?" Rainbow Dash asked

"Oh, this is not going to be good." I said

"You have always *hick* been with me, and you never let me *hick* down."

"Could someone help me!"

We would of but we were laughing to hard

"I love you Mister *hick* Webster"

Twilight then kissed Rainbow Dash.

"Ewwwww" Cried Scootaloo

Rainbow Dash pulled away from Twilight.

"Equestria to Twilight, I am Rainbow Dash, not a Dictionary!"

"Let me love *hick* you!"

"Quick someone give her a dictionary!" I cried out

"I uh, found one in the nightstand." Fluttershy said

"Toss it to me!"

Fluttershy handed me the dictionary, and I shoved it between Twilight and Rainbow Dash. Twilight quickly grabbed it and started kissing it.

"Wow, I knew she loved books, but this is ridiculous." Rainbow Dash said

I directed her to her bed and she fell asleep with the dictionary in her hands.

Chapter 18: Cruise, day 2 Going Discord

I wake up the next morning by the sound of groaning.

"Yep, Twilight’s awake."

I rise out of bed and walked over to Twilight's bed.

"Anything I can do to make you feel better?"

"Can I have some water?"

"Of course."I snapped my fingers and made her a class of cold water.

"Thanks."

"Stay away from whoever took you to that bar."

"You won't have to tell me twice."

Apple Jack rose out of bed and looked at me.

"So, what are we gonna do today?"

"I believe we should go off and do what we feel like. If you want to stay here and watch TV, you can, if you want to go back to the pool, go for it, if you want go to the game room, have at it, if you want to..."

"Alright, we get it! Just please, try to be quiet!"

"Which reminds me, I still got to tell you the story about last night."

"Oh my..." Rainbow Dash, getting out of bed

"But I will tell you till your hangover goes away. Now, I am off!"

"What are going to go do?" Asked Fluttershy

"Oh, just going to have a little bit of fun. Oh, that reminds me. Apple Jack, stay with Twilight. Make sure she does not get drunk again, and if you two run into the guy who got her drunk, give him a punch in the nose for me, will ya?"

"Will do!"

"Thanks." I said walking out the door. I looked around to see what I could do.

*Thoughts*

"You know what would be really fun?"

"What would that be?"

"Causing chaos, hahaha."

"Haha, really funny Discord."

"No, I am serious. You see that guy hanging on the rail over there?"

I look over to the rail and I see a guy wearing a black jacket with sunglasses.

"He has been cheating on his girlfriend for a while now. He has been good at it to. Now its time for her to find out."

"What do you suggest I do?"

"Put some lipstick on your index and middle finger, and have some cheap perfume handy. Go over to him rub the

lipstick on his neck, and spray the perfume on the other side of his neck."

"Got it."

I applied some lipstick on my index and middle fingers, rubbed it on his neck, and sprayed the perfume on the other side of the neck. He was more confused than anything, but did not bother to see what I did. His girlfriend came over to him and immediately seen the lipstick. She slapped him right a crossed the face, then threw him in to the closest wall, then walked off.

"BAHAHAHA!" Discord laughed

"Wow, that was fun, and he got what he deserved!"

"My my, yes he did. Do you wanna go have more fun?"

"Robert: You know I do!"

We then started walking around, to see who was the next victim. I seen a girl, who was probably around sixteen and smoking.

"Hmm, she is obviously underage. How are we going to do this?"

"I will take care of this one."

I then lost all control, when she took another puff, her cigaret burnt all the way down to her lips. It burnt her, but not too bad. I then took control again.

"Well done, but please warn me next time you take control."

"Oh, my bad." He said with a sarcastic voice

"Yeah, your bad."

We started walking around, but did not see anyone else doing anything wrong. But I was so bored. I decided to have innocent fun. I walked to the cafeteria where some people eating. I seen a rather large fella, stuffing his face down in to a large plate of food. If he were to continue he would have a heart attack. I snapped my fingers and his food blew up in his face. He took it as a sign that he should probably stop eating so much.

"Hmm, saving a life, and having fun? Not bad."

"Who says saving lives cannot be fun?"

"No one that I know of."

I then went back up on the deck and seen an amateur rock band was playing. The guitarist was about to trash his guitar, I quickly used my magic and stopped it before the guitar hit the ground, I raised it back up and had the guitar smack the guitarist in the face. Just after, I heard a familiar voice.

*Talking*

"What do you think your doing?"

I turned around and seen it was Rainbow Dash

"Oh, uh, stuff n... things"

"I see that! You're letting Discord get to you! The Robert I knew would NOT hit someone with a Guitar!"

"He was about to trash his guitar!"

After a while of arguing, I noticed that we attracted a rather large amount of attention.

"Hey, um Rainbow Dash?"

"What!"

"Look around."

She did and realized that we did in fact, have a crowd.

"Uh how are we gonna get out of this one."

An idea hit me right there, like a ton of bricks.

"Thank you ladies and Gentlemen. I hope you enjoyed our show: The magician, and the Girl."

Everyone then started to clap. I bowed but noticed Rainbow Dash didn't do the same, so I nudged her in the stomach with my cane, forcing her to bow.

*Whispering*

"Lets get the hell out of here."

We then went back to our room, not fast enough to draw attention, but not exactly slow either. When we got there, the room was completely empty.

*Normal talking*

"So, do you know where everyone went."

"Fluttershy went back to the pool, along with Celestia, Luna, and Rarity. Twilight, Apple Jack, and Pinkie Pie went to the game room. And I have no Idea where Scootaloo went, probably to the game room with Twilight, Apple Jack, and Pinkie Pie."

"Well, where ever she is, I hope she is okay."

"Great, now your having me worried."

"Its okay, I am sure she is just off having fun." I said giving her a hug from behind, making her more comfortable.

"I am sure your right. You never know with her."

"Later, Twilight, Apple Jack, Pinkie Pie, and Scootaloo are going to come through that door, and you will feel a rush of relief."

"I am feeling relief with you saying it."

We leaned in closer for each second, our lips got closer, and closer, then Scootaloo rose up from behind a bed, obviously she fell off the bed while she was taking a nap.

"What are you doing?" Scootaloo asked

We immediately stopped what we were about to do and pretend that we were just talking.

"Oh, nothing, nothing."

"Yeah, we were just talking, yeah, talking is the word for it, talking." I said, mumbling.

"Yeah, okay. I was just taking a nap."

"On the floor?" Asked Rainbow Dash

"I must of fell off the bed. Hey wheres everyone at? Is it just us now?"

"No, everyone else went to do their own thing."

"Yeah, and I was having a little fun when Rainbow Dash and I bumped in to each other, so we decided to come back here and relax." I said giving a fake yawn.

"That's cool, I'm going to grab some grub. See ya later." Just before she walked out the door. I stopped her.

"Hey Scoots, take this." I sad as I handed her a knife.

Use it only in case of emergencies. Like, someone trying to kidnap you emergencies. Not you have to go to the bathroom but there’s a long line emergencies. And keep it in your pocket until you have to use it..

"Wow this is cool! Thanks!" Scootaloo said as she tucked the knife in her pocket. Then walked out of the door.

"You gave her a knife!?!?"

"Relax, its jinxed. She cannot take it out of her pocket until an emergency."

"Well, I guess its a good thing."

"Yeah it is."

"Hey, listen, about a few minutes ago, before Scootaloo woke up." Said Rainbow dash

"Yeah, we should not of tried to do that. After all, I am dating Fluttershy. If she would of found out, it would break her heart."

"Yeah, were going to keep it a secret. Even though we did not make contact, we will keep it a secret."

"That would be the best thing to do."

We spent a few hours in there by ourselves. Talking about sports, hobbies, and other things (If you know what I mean), We watched a little bit of TV, played some video games, then just fell asleep. We woke up and everyone was back in the room. Including Scootaloo.

"Wake up. Your in trouble!" Said Celestia

"Five more minutes mommy." I mumbled

"WAKE UP!" Luna yelled as she flipped my bed, just enough to make me roll out of it.

"Fine, I'm up. So, what did I do?"

"You gave Scootaloo a knife?!?!" Celestia said

"Yeah, if she was going to be by herself, she might as well be able to defend herself."

"There are other ways!"

"But this is the safest."

"What is so safe about a child having a knife?!?!"

"Scootaloo, take the knife out of your pocket."

Scootaloo tried her hardest to pull the knife out of her pocket, but the harder she tried, the harder it got to pull it out.

"Okay, it can't get out of her pocket. What if she needs to defend herself."

"Watch." I held my hand out and a fire ball formed in my hand. I pretended like I was going to throw it at Scootaloo. She got scared and pulled the knife out and started swinging it at me. She got my leg pretty good. But as soon as I put my fire ball away and acted normal, the knife went back in to her pocket, even though she did not want it to. "See?"

"So, the knife can only come out when she is scared?

"No, it can only come out when she needs it, it then takes a mind of its own. See how she cut my leg?"

"Are you harmed badly?" Luna asked

"No, its just deep enough to bleed." I said as I used my magic to heal my wound.

"I am so sorry, I got scared!" Scootaloo said as she ran up and hugged me around my neck, with tears in her eyes, and I hugged her back.

"Scootaloo, I would never intentional hurt you. I gave you that knife in so you could protect yourself, and by the look of you cutting my leg, I say you did good."

"Will you be my daddy?"

Everyone in the room was stunned. They could not say anything. I gave a warm smile and said.

"How about this, when this is all over. I will see what I can do."

"I love you."

"I love you to Scootaloo."

Everyone in the room gave a long dawww.

Chapter 19: Cruise, day 3 Spending the day with Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash

"C'mon Lets go." Said Scootaloo

"Wha?" I asked, rubbing my eyes

"Wake up! You said we would spend the day together."

"Yeah, I did. Didn't I."

"Yeah, I can't wait!"

"I'm getting up." I said as I sat up and Scootaloo jumped in to my lap.

"What are we going to be doing today?"

"Well, I thought I would show you some of the sports we have in my world at the game center here."

"Sounds fun!"

"Yeah, they are pretty fun. But some are pretty tough."

"I can handle them."

"I bet you can. Now let me get dressed and I will take you to the game center."

"Okay." Scootaloo jumped out of my lap and I went to the bathroom. As I finish getting dressed when I herd "You better be gentle with her." I turned around and seen Rainbow Dash.

"What is it me and finding people in the bathroom while I get dressed."

"Don't change the subject. I still don't trust you 100% with Scootaloo.

"Well you can come along if you like. Who knows, you might like our sports."

"Well, I was just going to spy on you, but I guess it would be easier just to be with you."

"You know, I saved Scootaloo back in Equestria. She was under control of Phenominal."

"I understand that, but I have not seen any reason to believe that you would be a good father figure."

"Maybe today you will. Now lets go."

We walked out of the bathroom and Scootaloo was waiting by the door.

"Is Rainbow Dash coming with us?"

"Yes, she is."

"The day just got 20% cooler" Scootaloo said with a big smile on her face. We went to the game center, I showed her baseball, football, track, basketball, Volleyball and more games.

"Are there any more sports?"

"You bet there is, this one is a personal favourite of mine, Shooting."

"Shooting?"

"Yes, there are these projectiles called guns. They shoot out bullets and you try to hit the target. There are no guns on this cruise but I see an arcade game."

We went over to the arcade game and I put a dollar in and Scootaloo picked up the artificial shot gun and took aim. But some jerk teenager took the gun from her and started shooting.

"Hey, jackass she was here first." I said as I balled a fist

"What of it?" Said the Jackass

"Give it back, or else."

"Get lost."

I took away the artificial shot gun away from him and hit him across the face with my cane and kicked him in the groin, making him fall to his knees.

"Maybe next time you wont take things that don't belong to you!"

"I'll get you for this!"

"Just try it."

The Jackass got to his feet and I handed back the artificial shot gun back to Scootaloo. She hesitated but went back to shooting the targets on the game.

"Wow, I did not realize you really cared for her." Rainbow Dash said to me, while rubbing the side of her arm

"When I say something, I mean it."

"I misjudged you."

"Everyone usually does the first time."

When Scootaloo finished playing the arcade game, we went back to the room. But five guys with bats and crowbars stopped us.

"I told you I would be back."

"My my, I see you brought your friends. To weak to take me on your own?"

"I would of tooken you if you didn't cheat."

"There is no such thing as cheating in a fight, you do what you have to do to win!"

"Whatever, take him out boys."

The gang took one step and I used my magic to turn in to Discord. I used my eagle arm to take out this first one, my lion arm for the second, my tale for the third, and a headbutt to the forth

"You're unnatural!" Said the Jackass

"I am your worst nightmare."

With that, the Jackass ran off. I turned back to my Robcord state, and turned around. I seen Scootaloo hidding behind Rainbow Dash.

"I- I'm sorry." I said as I griped my cane

"Why did you do that?" Scootaloo asked as she buried her face in Rainbow Dash

"They would of hurt us if I didn't."

Rainbow Dash turned around and hugged Scootaloo.

"Please don't be mad at him, he was just trying to protect us."

"I am not mad at him, I was just scared."

"Remember when you cut him with the knife?"

"Yeah."

"He was scared to, but he forgave you."

"What if he turns again?"

"He won't, at least not towards us."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

Scootaloo smile and came over towards me, I picked her up and hugged her, and she hugged me back.

"I am sorry I scared you. If I knew that you would of got scared I would not of done it."

"Its okay."

"What do you say we get back to the room. You can sleep in my bed tonight."

"Alright!

I put her back down and we in to the room, where everyone was waiting for us.

"SURPRISE!" Busted out Pinkie Pie

"Do what?" Asked Rainbow Dash

"Its your birthday silly!"

"Wow, I completely forgot!"

"Well, happy birthday Dashie!" I said with a smile

"Happy Birthday! Screamed Scootaloo, almost jumping out of my arms

"Thanks guys" Said Rainbow Dash

I felt like a total ass. I didn't get her anything! I had to think of something quick!

"I uh, left the toilet running."

I ran in to the bathroom as fast as I could

*Thinking*

"Alright Discord, take me to the past."

"Any time in mind?"

"The Grand Galloping Gala."

In a flash, I arrived in some fancy pony bathroom. I walked out and looked back, It was the ladies room.

"Really funny Discord."

"Need to tinkle? Ha ha ha"

I walked around a while and seen Princess Luna.

"Oh crap, hey Discord, pony time."

I changed in to a Female, Pegasus pony.

"Not what I had in mind, but seems legit."

I walked over to Princess Luna.

*Talking*

"Princess Luna, it is a pleasure to meet you." I said in a British accent

"Well, we don't recognize you. But we guess being on the moon for a thousand years will do that."

"Oh, its quiet alright. My name is..."

*Thinking*

"Oh sh*t I need to come up with a name, think think."

*Windy Tail"

*Talking*

*Windy Tail!*

"Well, that’s a very interesting name."

*Thinking*

"Windy Tail? Is that the best you can think of?"

"Pffft"

"Oh my Celestia"

*Talking*

"Yes, well, My dad was Wind Caller, and my mom was Golden Tail. So, I guess they just combined the names."

"We see, now we have a feeling that you wanted to ask us something."

"Oh, yes. I almost forgot. Do you know where I can find the Wonderbolts, my friend is a huge fan and I want to get her an Autograph."

"Oh, yes. They are in the VIP, we can take you there."

"My my, that is very generous of you."

It took a long walk, but we arrived to the VIP session.

"VIP ticket?" Asked the bouncer

"Its alright, she's with us."

"Have a nice night."

The Bouncer let us in and Luna took me straight to Spitfire.

"Hello Spitfire." Said Luna

"Hello Luna. Mind introducing me to your new friend?"

"Ah, yes. This is Windy Tail. She and her friend are big fans, and she would like it if you could sign a couple of Autographs for her."

"Sure, where's your friend?"

"Oh, she's shy. She asked me if I could get her Autograph for her."

"I see, alright follow me. I have some pictures in my bag over here."

"Thank you."

I followed Spitfire over to the corner of the room, where Soarin was eating some apple pie.

"Hey Soarin!"

"Do I know you?" he said with his mouth full

"Soarin, don't talk with your mouth full!" Spitfire Ordered

" *Gulp* My bad, Do I know you?"

"No, but I am a fan!"

"Ah, always nice to meet a fan. Whats your name Hun?"

*Thinking*

"Aw somepony has a crush on you."

"Shut up."

*Talking*

"Names Windy Tail *Fakes blushing* "

"Alright, break it up love birds. We got two Autographs to sign."

"Okay, sounds fun."

The Three Main Wonderbolts gathered together and signed two pictures of them huddled up in a picture.

"So, who's your shy friend?"

"Rainbow Dash."

"Oh, I know her. Never expected her to be the shy type."

"She puts on a big show, but deep down inside, she is an innocent filly."

" *Wipes tear away* That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard." Said Soarin

"Here you go." Said Spitfire as she handed two signed autographs

Tell her I said hi."

Robcord: Will do! Thanks.

As I was walking back to the restroom I came from I looked down to the Autographs. Rainbow Dash's says: Keep your head up, you will be in the Woderbolts before you know it. Windy Tails says: Call me 394-584-3574

*Thinking*

"Yeah, how about no."

"Robert and Soarin sitting in a tree"

"Shut up, it was for Rainbow Dash."

Discord: Yeah, sure it was.

I went back to the ladies restroom, changed back to normal me (As normal as I could get), then time travelled back to the cruise ship (To be more specific, the bathroom in our room). I tucked away Windy Tails autograph, and hid Rainbow Dash's Autograph behind my back. I walked out of the bathroom and went over to Rainbow Dash.

"I think its time for presents everypony!" I said with a grin

"I want to go first!" Exclaimed Twilight

Twilight gave a new Daring Doo book, Rarity gave a rainbow hat, Luna gave a leather jacket, Celestia gave a bracelet, Apple Jack gave a pair of combat boots, Fluttershy gave some tortoise feed, and Pinkie Pie gave a box of Cupcakes.

"Thank you everypony!" Rainbow Dash said with a big smile

"You still have one left." I said as I held out gave her the signed Autograph of Spitfire, Soarin, and Rapidfire.

"OH MY GOSH,  OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH!" Rainbow Dash said loudly as she picked me up and hugged me so tight, I heard my back pop.

"Ay, why don't ya read what it says on the back."

Rainbow Dash flipped over the Autograph and started to read out loud.

"Keep your head up, you will be in the Wonderbolts before you know it. OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH! Where did you get it?"

"Magic."

Luna walked behind me and whispered in my ear.

"Hello Windy Tail."

I spun around to look face to face with Luna.

"Uh, uh, how?"

"You acted suspicious at the Grand Galloping Gala."

"Wait, he was at the Grand Galloping Gala?" Twilight asked with an eyebrow raised

"Sort of, he must of time travelled when he went to the bathroom."

"To be fair, Discord took me back. Yell at him, not me."

"What are you trying to do, make us look bad?"

"No, I am trying to make myself look good." I said with a grin

"No hold on a second." Said Rainbow Dash "I like every one of your gifts. Rarity's hat, Luna's leather jacket, Celestia's bracelet, Apple Jack's boots, Twilight's new Daring Doo book, Fluttershy's tortoise feed, Pinkie's Cupcakes, and Robcord's Wonderbolts Autograph."

"I see that we all have learned a very important lesson on friendship today."

"Yeah." Everyone said, except for Celestia and Luna

"Yeah, get better gifts." Luna said sarcasticly and everyone in the room started laughing.

"Enough chatter, LETS PARTY." Exclaimed Pinkie Pie

I inserted in a mixed CD with PMVs the TV screen (Discord, 20% cooler, Radioactive, and even some they sang on the show), we spent all night dancing to the songs until we got to tired to continue.

Chapter 20: Cruise, Day 4. Time to Fluttershy

I wake up in the morning with Fluttershy cuddled up against me. Nothing in the world could compare to the cuteness of a sleeping Fluttershy. I decide that I am going to dedicate my day to Fluttershy. After all, she is my special somepony, and I have not been giving her the attention she deserves. I just hope that she would not hold that against me.

I went ahead and got dressed and l laid out her clothes beside her. She raised out of bed and looked at her clothes I placed on the bed, then at me.

"I decided that I should dedicate this day to you." I said with a smile

"Its not my birthday."

"What I mean is we are going to be spending this day together, just you and me."

"I would like that." She said with a smiled and I smiled back. She got dressed and we left the room, while everyone was still asleep. I did not realize but it was only sunrise. Oh well, I have not seen the sun rise in a long time. I held Fluttershy in my arms while we watched the sun rise over the sea. It was truly a beautiful sight. The bright yellow sun, rising over the blue sea.

Shortly after the sunrise, Celestia came out, barely dressed. Not that I'm complaining, but she clearly did not understand the point of clothes. She just looked at us, turned around, and walked back in the room. Not long after, I could see almost everyone peering out of the window.

*Thinking*

"Time to give them a show." Discord said

"I know exactly what your thinking, I like it."

*Talking*

"You know. I feel as if in some way, I loved you even before we met."

"Wh- what makes you think that?"

"I'm not sure, but I feel as if our bond is much more than a feeling from the heart. I believe it comes from the soul."

"From the moment we met, I felt something about you. Even though we were a completely different species."

"Even if we weren’t the same species now, we would just need to look past our physical appearances. We need to look to the spirit."

"I love you."

"I love you too."

We looked eye to eye, and kissed. Not just a normal kiss, a heart felt kiss. I heard most of group from inside the room going "Aw", except for Scootaloo, she was going "Ew". I looked over to the window where they were at, and gave them a look that said "Shoo". They obviously got the point and left the window before me and Fluttershy broke the kiss.

Fluttershy and I spent the rest of the day watching romantic movies, cuddling, and going on walks. We even went to a romantic dinner. The rest of the group went off and done there own thing, so we were not bothered during our day together. After all of that we had a little bit of fun before everyone came back to the room.

Chapter 21: Cruise day 5, Now your nightmare comes to life.

"Wake up, wake up!" Scootaloo yelled

"Huh, what?" I said as I sat up

"Something is happening, come outside, quick!"

I jumped out of the bed and ran outside and seen fighter jets flying over head, and soldiers running over to us.

"Scootaloo, get inside."

"But..."

"NOW!"

Scootaloo looked at me, with tears in her eyes. But did as I said. Two soldiers took aim at me and started shooting. I dodged their bullets but one shot my tie right off.

"Oh, no. You did not just ruin my tie."

I don't recall falling asleep with my suit on, but this is not the time to be worrying about that. I pulled out a 9MM pistol from my inside jacket pocket and started shooting them. I took down one but the other came closer. It was to close to try to fight him with the pistol, so I threw it to the ground and fought with my hands. I took him to the ground, took away his AR-15 and shot him in the neck.

I took took his uniform off him and put it on. If shit just hit the fan, then I needed to be prepared. I went over to the other soldier and took his ammo. I looked around and thought

*Thinking*

"I wonder if there is a sniper anywhere."

Just then, I was almost shot in the foot. I looked over and seen a sniper on the roof of the captain’s quarters. I tried to use magic to get over to him, but it did not work.

"Whats going on? My magic isn't working!"

I herd another gunshot, but it missed again.

*Talking*

"Wow, that sniper sucks at shooting."

I ran over to the captain’s quarters, fighting soldiers along the way. I jumped on the roof and snapped the snipers neck, and kicked the spotter off the roof.

"I need to get to the bottom of this!"

"Don't you see, its the government take over." Said Luna

"Wait, how did you get over here so quick?"

"That doesn’t matter. Just fight!"

"You don't have to tell me twice!"

At that moment a fighter jet flew down and tried to run me over. I dodged right in the nick of time, I quickly got up and shot the gas tank of the fighter jet and it blew up in mid air.

"Did you see that! It was awesome!"

But she was gone, I looked around to see if I could find any clue on where she went. But there was nothing, It was like she disappeared in mid air.

"Now this is really weird."

I looked down over to my room and seen a bunch of soldiers trying to get in to it.

"Oh no you don't!"

I took aim and got shot them all down. I jumped off the roof and made my way to the room, but the door was busted down. I started shaking, but slowly walked in to the room. They were all dead. Blood was all over the place. They were all in a pile, as if they were huddled together before they died. I dropped my gun and fell to my knees. I cried and fell to the ground.

"WHY! WHY DID YOU DO THIS! WHY!!!"

"I- I thought you would like it."

I opened my eyes, and saw I was still in bed. I seen Fluttershy standing next to me with tears in her eyes. I looked to at my lap and saw she had made me breakfast in bed.

"I am so sorry, I- I just had a bad dream."

Fluttershy got a worried look on her face and sat down next to me.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"No, I don't. It was terrible. But it was a dream. Probably meant nothing."

"I don't know how things are here on earth, but dreams mean a lot in Equestria."

"Well, dreams can mean something to here on earth to. But sometimes they can reflect on things you have seen too."

"Maybe you should talk to Luna about it. She is the princess of the night, after all. If anyone can help you, she can."

"Alright, when she wakes up, I will talk to her."

"She is already awake. In fact, you are the only one still in bed."

I looked around and see it was only Fluttershy and I in the room.

"Okay, where can I find her?"

"She is probably at the bar. She wanted to try the wine."

"Great, I am going to have to deal with a drunk Luna."

"Oh, no no no. She can handle her drinks pretty well."

"What do you mean?"

"She used to have wine with her meals everyday in Equestria."

"Well, that is pretty good... I think. Well, I guess I might as well eat and get dressed.

"I will leave you to it then."

"You can stay and talk with me if you like."

"Oh, I don't want to be a bother."

"You wont be a bother, I like your company."

Fluttershy stayed with me as I ate. We talked about the culture on earth and how much it sucked, compared to Equestria. But also the good things about it. When I finished, I got dressed and walked out the door. I could not help but think about the pain I felt in the dream. It was too much, even though I was no longer dreaming it. My head started getting dizzy and I leaned on the rail, counting on it to keep me up.

"What is the problem?"

I looked back, and seen Luna, staring at me with confusion.

"Luna, the princess I was looking for."

"Why were you looking for us?"

'Fluttershy suggested I talk to you."

"Why would she suggest talking to us?"

"Nightmare."

"No, those days are all over."

"No, I had a nightmare."

"Oh, tell us about it."

"It was terrible, so terrible." I said as some tears started to come down my face. "The United States government took control of the ship and started killing people. Scootaloo woke me up and took me outside when I seen it. I made her go back inside and I tried my best to fight them. I killed a sniper on the roof of the captain’s quarters when you appeared, You told me to keep fighting, so I did. You strangely disappeared. I looked over to our room, and seen soldiers trying to get in. So I killed them to, but it was too late. They already busted down the door and killed you all. Blood was all over the place. I fell to my knees and started to cry, when Fluttershy woke me up."

"That is truly a nightmare. Perhaps it has to do with Phenominal. We had dreams similar to it before we were possessed with it."

"So, your saying I am going to be possessed, great."

"Not in particular. We recon it is possible that you might become possessed, but it might also mean a war will break out."

"A war between us and Phenominal?"

"Likely. But we cannot be sure, the best we can do is be careful."

"Thank you. Fluttershy was right, you truly are the best person to talk to with dreams."

"We will watch over your dreams, and see for our self what these are about."

"Well, it is nice to know that you will be there."

"Please note, We will not interfere with these dreams, but we will see what happens."

"Well, enjoy the show."

"We don't know what you mean by that. But we will just leave it at that."

"Thanks..."

Luna nodded at me and walked away. I then started having a bunch of questions popping in my head. What if I have a "naughty dream", Will she keep watching, What if it is her in them, Will she get mad, Will she understand? All I can do now is hope that I don't have those kind of dreams.

"Maybe I should go check on Scootaloo. After all, she is considered my child now."

I walk around the ship, but I don't see her.

"If I was Scootaloo, where would I be? Hm... I haven't been to the Nightclub yet."

I go down stairs to the Nightclub and hear loud music. I walk over to the dance floor and see her knocking down great moves. A Idea pops in my head! I walk over to the DJ and hand him a record with the beat "20% Cooler". Then walk over to the microphone on the stage.

"Hey everybody, I am going to sing y’all a song. Just note, despite of what I say on the song, I don't actually own this beat."

Everyone giggled a little, I then signalled the DJ to play the record.

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the ruler

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

It's time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler

7 colours in your hair

Get your boots on dear 'cause we're going out there

Don't care bout the dress code

Put it on, let's go

Girls go wild 'cause we're going "al fresco"

Ha!

No need to perform

Hands on our bodies gonna keep our skills warm

We need social reform 'cause we're just so criminal

Linguist subliminal, damages minimal

Top percentile, largest fraction

Massive attraction, girl-on-girl action

Stop that, I'm gonna need a redaction

Drop that, you already got your reaction

Me? I'm gonna keep on smiling

You? You're gonna need restyling

I got the quote back

From the jeweler

You're getting 20 percent cooler

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the ruler

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

It's time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We're getting 20 percent cooler! x4

Shhhhhhhh

Reduce that treble

There's an 8 or 9 who think they're on my level

Like a rebel in a bunker getting shelled with a mortar

Bump up and down cause I think you ought'a

Place your hand on my thigh

Don't be coy, I can hear you sigh

Grinding your hips, I'll be flashing my pink

And in ten seconds flat you'll be back with a drink

Wooo!

Bring out the Bacardi

Twilight, Sparkle, up in the party

Tap that, like a phone in the cold war

Room on the third floor, knocking at my front door

Me? I'm kind of a rarity

You? Work that dexterity

Lean back now, here's what I meant

Getting cooler by 20 percent

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the ruler

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

It's time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We're getting 20 percent cooler! x4

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the ruler

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

It's time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler

The DJ took off the Record and handed it back to me.

"Thank you everybody!"

The crowed clapped and Scootaloo ran over to me as I got off the stage.

"What are you doing down here?" Scootaloo asked me

"Ah, you know, hunting elephants."

"What?"

"Nothing, what are you doing down here?"

"I overheard someone talking about it, so I decided to come and check it out."

"Well, for now on, take me with you. This place is no place for a child."

"But, but..."

"Hey, I never said you couldn't come down here. I just said to make sure I come with you. If I am here with you, then I can keep an eye on you."

"Is that your child?"

I turned around and seen a man in a suit, carrying a brief case.

"Who wants to know?"

"David Loafer, I seen your daughter dancing on the dance floor. I must say, she is a great dancer. I would like to hire her to dance in a music video in Miami Florida for a new band called Avenged Blood. All the money would be going in to your pocket, and you could do whatever you want to do with it. We will pay for the Hotel, Food, and transportation. All you have to do is sign."

"Thanks, but no thanks. We will be very busy once we get to land."

"No problem. We will be shooting the video on July 5th. That is plenty of time to get everything done that you have to do."

"We will be visiting relatives in Germany between July 1st and July 16th."

"That is no problem. We can shoot the video, even sooner."

"I don't think you get the point Mr.Loafer. I am a very busy man."

"So busy that you can take a cruise ship?" David Loafer said with sarcasm

"This is my vacation."

"Then why wear a suit and tie?"

"I am more comfortable in a suit."

"Then why do you have a cane?"

"You are very persistent aren’t you?"

David Loafer then grew a smug look on his face.

"Look, I said no. Find some other child to do your paedophilia deeds with."

"I am not a paedophile!"

"Then stay away from my daughter!"

David Loafer’s face turned red with anger, but he huffed and walked away.

"Why didn't I get a say?"

"Because, in this world, the parents make the decisions for the children."

"That's stupid!"

"I know it seems stupid, but bad things are more likely to happen to the kids in this world."

"Oh..."

"Lets just go back to our room."

We walked back to our room. By the time we got there, it was dark. So I decided to go to bed.

Chapter 22: Day 6, The Best within

I was inside of a cage, in the middle of an empty room. The cage was barely big enough to hold me in it. I looked to the darkness and seen a hooded figure emerge from the darkness.

"You have been a pain in our plan. First you break Discord out of his cell, then you free many of my minions, and convert them over to your side. You almost got away with it, but your army was just a few soldiers short. Now weren't you."

"Don't hurt them!"

"Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. They just being held captive until they die."

"I swear! I will kill you!"

"Ha ha ha. Its kinda hard to do that when your in a magic proof cage."

"I will find a way!"

"How about this. I will take you out of the cage, then you can do your worst."

"Seriously? Your that stupid?"

"You will see."

The Hooded Figure unlocked the cage door and threw me out of it. I jumped to my feet, looked eye to eye with the hooded figure. I was too stunned to move. In fact, I was paralysed. I couldn’t even move my fingers. The hooded Figure shoved its hand in to my chest and laughed

"One baby step at a time."

I seen a dark blue mist spread around my body. It was like in the Matrix when agent smith would clone him self with other people. In this case, I was Neo. But it wasn’t looking so good for me. I was almost completely submerged with the blue mist, but I was saved by a loud BANG!

I sat up, back in my own bed. With Fluttershy asleep next to me. I looked over to the door, seen Luna had punched the door.

"Why did you punch the door?"

"Because you were almost Phenominalized. Look at your chest." I looked down at my chest and seen the blue mist, shrinking back at the spot where it was placed. "Sometimes, what happens in a dream, can happen in reality."

"Well, that sucks."

"In your case, the Phenominal tried to get rid of you in the dream."

"As I said before, that sucks."

"Yes, it does."

I looked out the window and seen the sun was rising.

"How about we go get a drink. Maybe the bar is open."

"Yes, lets get a drink." Luna and I walked down to the bar and ordered some wine. "Can you hold your drinks?"

"I have proven to be able to handle it."

"How about a friendly contest then?"

"Oh, you are on!"

"Bar Tender, Two glasses of whiskey!"

"What kind do you want?"

"Bring on the Jack Daniels!"

"Competition eh? You got it." The Bar Tender set out two shot glasses and filled it with Jack Daniels and handed it to us. Luna and I chugged down the shot glasses and it did not effect us one bit. Well, my throat started to feel warm, but I did not let it show. "You know, if you want to show who can go longer, how about I give you two a bottle of bear each. Whoever can chug it faster wins."

"We agree to this challenge." Luna said with a smile

"You heard the lady." I said pointing to Luna

"You got it."

He gave us each a bottle of bear, and on the county of three, we chugged it. I could not see passed the bottle, but while I was almost done I heard "We got a winner!" I went ahead and finished. But I looked down and seen Luna had a smile on her face. I smiled as I seen the pride in her eyes.

"You know, since I lost. I will pay for the drinks."

"You are truly kind."

I handed the Bar Tender the money and we walked out.

"You, know that was a lot of fun."

"Yes, we have not had so much fun like that in a long time."

"Tell me, and I walking all right?"

Luna looked down at my feet as I walked.

"Your a little wobbly but you will be fine."

"Maybe we should get a bite to eat."

"We have only been going to that fancy restaurant since we've arrived. We would like something different."

"That is the only restaurant I know of. Maybe we should ask around and see if there is a different one."

We walked around for a couple of minutes until we found some guy in a Walking Dead T-shirt walking by us.

"Excuse us, do you know of any restaurants besides the Fancy one here?" Luna asked The Walking Dead fan

"Yes, there is a Pizza Hut around the corner the the Bar. Do you know where that is?"

"Yes, thank you."

Luna and I walked back towards the bar and walked around it's corner and seen the Pizza Hut.

"What is this Pizza Hut he talked about?" Luna asked me

"It is a restaurant, like we wanted. But all it sells is Pizza and Coke."

"And what is Pizza?"

"It is hard to describe, but you will like it."

We walked inside and went up to the Bar.

"We will take two personal Pan Cheese Pizza, and two cokes." I said to the Lady at the bar

"You got it, just take a seat at that table over there."

She pointed to a table at the back of the restaurant. Luna and I sat at the table and waited for about 10 minutes, before they brought us the food.

"Where is the silverware?" Luna asked as she looked at the table

"You eat it in your hands." I said pointing to the pizza

Luna picked up a slice of pizza and examined it

"But, it is oily on the bottom."

"Watch." I said as I properly picked up a slice of pizza, took a bite, chewed, and swallowed

"When you are finished you grab a napkin from the dispenser and wipe off your hands."

"We see."

We ate the pizza and drank our cokes. When we were finished I placed the money on the table and we left.

"Our stomach is full." Luna said as she rubbed her stomach

"Yeah, pizza is a filler."

"We shall go back to the room and see how everyone is doing."

"Ha ha, yeah."

"Why did you laugh?"

"Oh, no reason. Sometimes I just laugh for no reason."

"Hey, you wanna buy some weed?"

I looked over and seen a guy leaning on the wall beside Pizza Hut.

"No thanks." I said

"Wait, what is this weed you speak of?" Luna asked the drug dealer

"You know, Grass, Marijuana, what ever you want to call it."

"C'mon Luna, lets go."

"Wait. What is the purpose of this weed?"

"It makes you feel good, takes away the worries of the world."

"Yeah, but when it wares off, the problems are still there, now lets go."

"Hey bud, I am trying to sell the lady some weed."

"No, your trying to break the law, now lets go Luna."

"Marijuana is not illegal in California."

"But were not there yet, so wait till you get to California, then sell it there."

"You wanna get cut?" Said the drug dealer as he pulled out a knife

"Bring it on Druggie."

The Drug Dealer took a swing at me, but Luna blocked him, took him to the ground and broke his arm.

"Oh, my arm! You will pay for this." He said as he squirmed on the ground

"No one even tries to hurt my friends and gets away with it!"

Luna walked off and pulled me with her.

"Wow, that was awesome!"

"So, that weed he talked about is a bad thing?"

"It depends on how you use it."

"Did you think we would of used it in a bad way?"

"Not knowing what it is, it would be very easy to use it in a bad way."

"Why did he try to cut you?"

"Because he is a drug addict. He was probably trying to sell the weed so he could go buy more." At that point, we made it back to our room. It was a little past mid day, so we went in to see how everyone was. Rainbow Dash was reading a book about Daring Doo, Twilight and Celestia was reading a book on the United States, Fluttershy was watching TV, Rarity was Brushing her Hair, Pinkie Pie was being Pinkie Pie, and Scootaloo was thinking (Probably on ways to get her Cutie Mark when she got back to Equestria). "Can I get everybody's attention?"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me.

"Last night, Scootaloo and I found a Nightclub. It is really fun, and I think we should all go tonight."

"Depends, what kind of music does it play?"

"It plays dub step, rap, rock, anything that gets people energized."

"It is really fun! It has a dance floor, a DJ, anything!" Scootaloo said with excitement

"It even has a bar, just don't get drunk! And if someone offers you a drink, say no! No matter how cute he is, he is just trying to get in to your pants."

"What is that supposed to mean?" Twilight asked with an attitude

"It means they want to do things to you, in the bed room, with the lights off, under the covers, without clothes..."

"Alright I get it!"

"I don't..." Scootaloo pouted

"You will when your older." Rarity said

"But I want to know now!"

"Well, she is getting about that age to where we should explain sex to her." I said

"Sex!?!? But she is only six years old!"

"I was never explained sex. I just sorta always knew. But still, it would of been nice if someone explained it to me."

"I am not saying never tell her about sex, I am just saying to tell her at a more reasonable age."

"And what age you would want to tell her?"

"I don't know, 10, maybe 11."

"I believe the maturity level should be depend on the knowledge she gains. And I say she is more than mature enough."

"I don't know, I read a lot of books on maturity, and both of you have a valid point. Scootaloo has matured a lot for her age, and maturity usually comes with age. It is rare when a young filly to be as mature as her." Twilight pointed out

"Princess Celestia, could you please put some sense in to them." Rarity said

"Sex is never an easy topic. But if Robcord believes that Scootaloo should be taught sex, maybe he should educate her." Celestia said

"Wait, wait what?" I exclaimed

"After all, you are her father figure."

"Thanks princess, thanks a lot..."

"Don't worry, Twilight will help."

"How did I get dragged in to this?" Twilight complained

"Your not getting dragged in to it. You will just be there to fill in the blanks."

"How exactly am I going to do that?"

"Well, you are the female, and he is the male." Celestia said as I made a Me Gusta face

"WHAT!" Twilight blurted out as Celestia giggled

I'm just kidding. Have a sex education book handy, and if she has any question, flip to a page and explain."

"YES! Things are going to make so much more sense now!" Scootaloo exclaimed

"So, uh, when do I need to start?"

"Whenever your ready." Celestia said and everyone in the room started staring at me

"It is kinda an embarrassing subject. Maybe we should be alone when we talk about it."

"Oh My Gosh! You never had sex!!!" Pinkie Pie said

"Of course I have."

"Its okay darling. Sex is nothing to brag about." Rarity said as she started filing her nails

"I have had sex!!!"

"Its alright if you haven’t." Rainbow Dash said with a giggle

"But I have!"

"Its okay, it took the longest time for me. But it happened." Twilight said

"It okay if you haven’t had sex, but you don't have to lie about it." Luna said

"I had sex!"

"Don't lie." Celestia said, obviously getting annoyed

"If I can say something, he um... has had sex." Fluttershy said in my defence

"And how exactly do you know that." Rainbow Dash said with an eyebrow raised. Fluttershy went beside me and took my hand. Everyone in the room got very silent and looked at us. Fluttershy blushed and tried to hid herself in her hair. "Oh, my, gosh."

"You two..." Rarity slowly said

I nodded my head.

"Well, this is a surprise McSurpiser." Pinkie Pie said

"Sorry we ever doubted you." Apple Jack said, taking off her hat.

"Don't be, I would of thought I was lying of I didn't go through it myself."

"You would of thought you were a lair?"

"Well, yeah. I didn't expect myself to lose my virginity until I was in my twenties."

"But the simple fact that you would of thought you were lying, means that you lie."

"Yeah, I lie when it is necessary."

"When is lying necessary?" Twilight asked

"Well, if someone is wanting to hurt somebody, and they ask you where that someone is, aren’t you going to give them false information about the possession of that person?"

"You do have a point."

"Yeah, I know. I'm a boss." I said as I put on a pair of sunglasses. We hanged out for a few hours, talking about different things, until it was time to go to the Nightclub. When we got there, the girls immediately went to the dance floor. I went back up to the stage and handed  the DJ another song, Discord. I was about to go to the microphone when the DJ stopped me.

"You know, a lot more people came here today to hear you sing. How about you do all the songs you can think of."

"If I sang all of my songs, I would be tired out and horse before I finish."

"How about just the PMVs?"

"How do you know about the PMVs?"

"Brohoof."

I smiled at him and gave him a brohoof, and gave him all the PMV records that I knew of and he put them on.

"Hello everybody. The name is Robcord. The DJ just informed me that you all like it when I sing, so I am not going to just sing one song for you all, I am going to sing SIX!"

The crowd went wild as I signalled the DJ to play the first track.

Discord PMV

I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear

Someone else is pulling at the strings

Something terrible is going down through the entire town

Wreaking anarchy and all it brings

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all

I curse the name, the one behind it all...

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymore

So take your tyranny away!

(chorus)

I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go

Now the world is being torn apart

A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,

What a terrifying work of art!

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all

I curse the name, the one behind it all...

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymore

So take your tyranny away!

(chorus)

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon

And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymorewhooooooaoooh x3

whooooooooooah

I'm waking up to ash and dust

I wipe my brow but I sweat my rust

I'm breathing in the chemicals

ohyeaaaaah!!!! ahhh.

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

oohwhoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

I raise my flags, don my clothes

It's a revolution, I suppose

We're painted red to fit right in

Whoa

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

oohwhoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

All systems go, the sun hasn't died

Deep in my bones, straight from inside

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

So take your tyranny away!

"Here is another one, I think you all will like!"

Luna (Living Tombstone Remix)

For a thousand years

I've waited here for you

Waiting every night

For I thought you were the

answer to my life

Days turned into years

and into centuries

Patience had to fade

Don't you see that there is

vengeance in my eyes?

Luna won't you cry for me

I'm as lonely as I've ever been

I am forced back into the start

Is there any way to fix a broken heart?

Infinite despise

and endless jealousy

Bottled in my soul

Has erupted as I'm

tearing through the skies

20% Cooler

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the ruler

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

It's time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler

7 colours in your hair

Get your boots on dear 'cause we're going out there

Don't care bout the dress code

Put it on, let's go

Girls go wild 'cause we're going "al fresco"

Ha!

No need to perform

Hands on our bodies gonna keep our skills warm

We need social reform 'cause we're just so criminal

Linguist subliminal, damages minimal

Top percentile, largest fraction

Massive attraction, girl-on-girl action

Stop that, I'm gonna need a redaction

Drop that, you already got your reaction

Me? I'm gonna keep on smiling

You? You're gonna need restyling

I got the quote back

From the jeweler

You're getting 20 percent cooler

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the ruler

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

It's time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We're getting 20 percent cooler! x4

Shhhhhhhh

Reduce that treble

There's an 8 or 9 who think they're on my level

Like a rebel in a bunker getting shelled with a mortar

Bump up and down cause I think you ought'a

Place your hand on my thigh

Don't be coy, I can hear you sigh

Grinding your hips, I'll be flashing my pink

And in ten seconds flat you'll be back with a drink

Wooo!

Bring out the Bacardi

Twilight, Sparkle, up in the party

Tap that, like a phone in the cold war

Room on the third floor, knocking at my front door

Me? I'm kind of a rarity

You? Work that dexterity

Lean back now, here's what I meant

Getting cooler by 20 percent

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the ruler

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

It's time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We're getting 20 percent cooler! x4

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the rulerwhooooooaoooh x3

whooooooooooah

I'm waking up to ash and dust

I wipe my brow but I sweat my rust

I'm breathing in the chemicals

ohyeaaaaah!!!! ahhh.

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

oohwhoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

I raise my flags, don my clothes

It's a revolution, I suppose

We're painted red to fit right in

Whoa

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

oohwhoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

All systems go, the sun hasn't died

Deep in my bones, straight from inside

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

It's time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler

"Now heres a couple that I think some of you dark guys out there will like."

Rainbow Factory PMV

Now A Rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice

As the story we knew of sugar and spice

But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it

With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

Let's delve deeper into rainbow philosophy

Far beyond that of cloudsdale's mythology

It's easy to misjudge that floating city

With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility

That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability

How, you ask, are they up to the task

To which the answer is in a simple facility

In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true

In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through

In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true

(Instrumental)

In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true

In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through

In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true In the

Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through

Awoken PMV

What cause have I to feel glad?

I've built my life on judgement and causing pain

I don't know those eyes I see

In the bloodstained chrome

Now everything that I've had

And everything I've known have been thrown away

And with time

I've come to find

This isn't my home

I've stroked the fire

Seen more pain then you can know

The tears of the broken

Have washed away my soul

Pushed by desire

To change the way my stream will flow

Now I've awoken

And I'm taking back control

I try my best to block out the screams

But they're haunting me in my dreams

Please break my shackles

I want it to stop

I man these wretched machines

Day in, day out the grinding wears on my brain

Under minding my sanity

Making me question my reality

But life is not as it seems

Should I take a chance for freedom and throw it all down the drain

I've been imprisoned

Please burn my transgressions away

I've stroked the fire

Seen more pain then you can know

The tears of the broken

Have washed away by soul

Pushed by desire

To change the way my stream will flow

Now I've awoken

And I'm taking back control

I try my best to block out the screams

But they're haunting me in my dreams

Please break my shackles

I want it to stop

I've stroked the fire

Seen more pain then you can know

The tears of the broken

Have washed away my soul

Pushed by desire

To change the way my stream will flow

Now I've awoken

And I'm taking back control

I'm sick of hurting

Sick of thinking it's all I do

I break those around

Those spared are very few

But the bright sn is burning

And my sky shines ever blue

Friendship surrounds me

I'm becoming a part of you

I try my best to block out the screams

But they're haunting me in my dreams

Please break my shackles

I want it to stop.

Radioactive PMV

whooooooaoooh x3

whooooooooooah

I'm waking up to ash and dust

I wipe my brow but I sweat my rust

I'm breathing in the chemicals

ohyeaaaaah!!!! ahhh.

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

oohwhoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

I raise my flags, don my clothes

It's a revolution, I suppose

We're painted red to fit right in

Whoa

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

oohwhoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

All systems go, the sun hasn't died

Deep in my bones, straight from inside

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Whoooohwhoa, whoooa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

"Thank you every body! I had a lot of fun, but I gotta get going now."

I went over to the DJ and he handed me back the Records and I put them in my jacket, making them disappear.

"How exactly do you fit them in your jacket?"

"I'm a magician." I said waving my hands, making a rainbow.

"A magician eh? How about sharing some of your secrets?"

"What is there to share? I am a real magician. I don't use the fake magic, my magic is real."

"Prove it."

I snapped my fingers and made all of his hair disappear.

"Wow, how did you do that?"

"I told you, my magic is real."

"Do you mind giving my hair back?"

"Sure."

I snapped my fingers again and made his hair reappear.

"I am still not convinced."

"Do you want me to turn you in to a toad?"

"Ha ha, sure."

I snapped my fingers and he turned in to a toad. He hopped up and down, obviously telling me to turn him back. I did so, and he looked at me with disbelief.

"Believe me now?"

"After that, it is hard not to. Hey, um... Do you mind making a million dollars for me?"

"Ha ha, I don't want to over do it."

"Oh, come on. I will do anything."

"I can make you do anything if I wanted to."

"I will do anything willingly."

"I can make you think its willingly."

"Oh, come on."

"How about this, I will give you half a million if you act gay towards that Business man over there named David Loafer."

"But, he is my Business manager."

"Do you want the half million."

"(Deep breath) Alright, I will do it." The DJ went across the room to David Loafer and sat down next to him, looked him deep in his eyes, and kissed him. I laughed so hard I could barely keep my balance. The DJ  came back with the look of anger, and happiness. Angry about how he had to act gay, and happy that he was about the get half a million dollars. "Can I have the half million now."

"Yeah, yeah let me calm down. HA HA HA HA." A few more minutes of laughter later, I snapped my fingers and gave him the half million dollars, and not a penny less... or more. The DJ left with a huff, and I laugh with a HA HA HA. Luna walked up to me with a little bit of confusion. "Whats up."

"About that song you played earlier, the one titled Luna. What was that about?"

"I didn't write it, if that’s what your asking."

"Then who did?"

"Some guy named Eurobeat Brony."

"What is a brony?"

"Oh, it is a guy who likes ponies."

"Is it not forbidden to mix breed here?"

"Oh, it is forbidden, but your getting the wrong impression. They like to be friends with ponies, not breed with them."

"We see. It is getting late, lets go back to the room."

"Okay, let me round up the others." I found the others. Pinkie Pie was dancing along with Scootaloo, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Celestia, and Apple Jack. I found Rarity being flirted with by some guy who thought he was "all that". It was fun to bang his head against the wall. On the way back Rarity kept giving me a hatred look. "What?"

"Why did you do that?"

"Now is not a good time to get in to romance. Especially with a guy like that."

"Your in a romance with Fluttershy!"

"That's different. When this is all over with, I will still be able to see her."

"And what was wrong with him?"

"He does what is called S.W.A.G."

"And what is that suppose to mean?"

"SWAG: Secretly, We, Are, Gay."

"So, he was gay?"

"Probably not, but the original meaning of swag is what I just described. The newest generation uses that because they think it is "cool". But really it makes them look immature. The more mature people, such as myself, understands that."

"Oh..."

"Lets just drop the subject and get back to the room." Celestia demanded

When we got back to the room, we were so tired, we just fell on to the beds and fell asleep. I didn't even bother getting undressed. All I did was loosen my tie.

Chapter 23: Day 7, The day that never comes

"There through this door! Break it down!" The Sargent commanded

"Yes sir!" The soldier said

I was sitting in my bed, and I seen my group rise from their beds and run to a corner. I tried to get up so I can help them, but I couldn't move. I try my hardest but nothing happens. All I could do is sit there and watch. The soldiers broke down the door and started swarming in.

I heard gun shots as the soldiers on the outside started to fall, but most of them where already in. One by one, the group fell. First Celestia, then Luna, then the rest. I tried to help, I tried to scream, but no matter what I do, I could not help. When they were all were dead, and the soldiers left, I seen someone come in. He was wearing a soldiers uniform, but there was something different about him, I seen a white goatee. It was me! He looked at the girls, and fell to his knees and started to cry.

I woke up in the morning, with the group packing. I realized that it was only another nightmare, so I got up and start packing as well. Luna came and patted me on the shoulder.

"We are sorry."

"It was only a nightmare. I promise, I will not let it happen."

"Of course it wont happen. But something similar might."

"Lets try not to think about that."

"It is kind of hard not to."

"We will do what we can do when the time comes."

"But what to do in the mean time?"

"Well, its the seventh day. Probably need to go back to Equestria."

"What if we're not ready."

"Then we need to make sure we are."

"How?"

"Hmm... I have an idea!"

I got to the center of the room.

"May I have everyone's attention!"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me.

"This is the seventh day, which means that we need to go back to Equestria. We need to focus on the Everfree Forest."

Everyone got an confuse, angry, and worried look on their face at the same time.

I" know it sounds crazy, but we need to do it. Luna and Celestia will be there to protect you if something goes wrong while I am gone. I will go to Twilight's Library, and see if I can't find a book on simulations. When I come back, we will practice the take over of Equestria."

"Take over? But Luna and I are already the princesses of Equestria!" Celestia protested

"Not anymore I am afraid. Phenominal has token over. Speaking of which, I have had nightmares, or you can call visions, of war. If they are true, then we need to be prepared. Don't kill, unless it is a last resort. As for Rarity and Twilight, maybe Celestia and Luna if they haven’t already learned, I will teach to extract Phenominal, out of the hosts body. Anypony who comes along, we need to extract the Phenominal out of them, and take them on our side. Such as I have done for Scootaloo. I shall also teach a spell to paralysed them, it will make it easier to extract them. Are there any questions?"

"What about the Pegasuses?" Scootaloo asked

"They will need to fly overhead and dove down to help if it is needed."

"And the Earth Ponies?" Apple Jack asked

"They will do hand to hand combat."

"What if their armed?"

"Then you need to be to. Are there anymore questions?"

Everyone stayed silent.

"Alright, lets get to work." Celestia, Luna, and Twilight created the portal, and Rarity made it go to the Everfree forest. To be specific, the cave they used to camp in season 3 episode six. We all jumped in the portal and landed right in front of the cave. When we got there, we were all back to ponies. "Okay, everypony get comfortable, and I will be back."

"What if the bad guys come?" Scootaloo asked

"I guess I could make the cave more safer." I clopped my hooves together and the cave turned in to a fortress. Well, worked like a fortress on the outside. But on the inside, it was quite cozy. "Alright, I will see you guys later."

I clopped my hooves together again, and I was on the inside of the library in Ponyville. It looked like it was deserted. There were cobwebs everywhere. Not to mention spider webs. "Oh, god. I hate spiders. Guess I should look through the S section first."

I searched through books after books. It took a while, but I found it. "Simulation spell". I opened the book and looked through the pages. It said that what happens on the inside of the simulations, does not happen in reality. "Well, there is a plus side."

I then heard some racket up stairs. I slammed the books shut, and tucked it in to my saddle back. I slowly made my way upstairs, and seen something shaking under Twilight's covers. I slowly removed the covers, and was attacked by a baby dragon with a pillow. "Spike? Are you alright?"

"Your not one of them? Oh, thank Celestia!"

"You survived, after all this time?"

"I would hardly call it surviving. I have been living off of owl feed."

"Well, you don't have to anymore. I am taking you back to Twilight."

"She's alright to? YEAH!"

"Keep your voice down. We don't want to get caught."

"Wait, you look different somehow."

"Despite the fact that I'm a pony."

"Yeah, I knew that you turned in to a pony. But other than that, your not exactly how Princess Celestia described you in the letter."

"Well, I guess having Discord inside of you, would change your appearances."

"You have Discord in you? Oh great."

Discord took control for a second.

"I heard that you little brat!"

I then took control again.

"Sorry about that"

"So, what should I call you? Desert?"

"Very funny. I token to the name Robcord."

"Yeah, that sounds better. But can we get out of here now?"

"Sure thing spike." I took a hold of Spike and clopped my hooves together and appeared in the cave. "Hey Twilight, I have a surprise for you!"

"SPIKE!"

"TWILIGHT!"

They ran up to each other and gave each other a great big hug. Twilight then looked over to me.

"How can I ever repay you?"

"I can think of a few ways."

Rainbow Dash then smacked my upside the head.

"Right, sorry. You don't need to repay me. But I do need to do something with spike."

"And what would that be?"

"We need to make him in to a full grown dragon."

"F-full g-grown Dragon?" Fluttershy said, with a shaky tone

"Don't worry, he will be back to normal when this is all over with."

"I'm not so sure. I think it would be up to Spike." Twilight said

"I like the idea. But first, what exactly do you mean by "When this is all over with"?" Spike asked

"We are going to take back Equestria, and it would be a good thing if we have a full grown dragon on our side."

"Wow, so there is going to be fighting and stuff."

"Yes..."

"ALRIGHT!"

"You are going to remember everything. You will know who we are, and who the enemies are. But do not kill them, unless it is a last resort."

"WAIT!" Rarity shouted, getting my attention

"Yes?"

"I like him as Spikiewikie."

"(Whispers) Oh god. (Normal talking) He will become Spikiewikie again when Celestia retakes the throne."

"I don't want to see him as a greedy fire breathing dragon again."

"He will not be greedy. I will make sure of that."

"Well... Okay."

Rarity then hugged Spike and gave him a peck on the cheek. He then did his normal wobbly stand when he is kissed by Rarity.

"You ready Spike?"

"Ready."

"Lets go outside first. We don't want you to break the cave."

"Oh, right." I unchained and unlocked the door, and we went outside. I faced Spike and clopped my hooves together. Spike grew in size and became more fierce looking, I even gave him a pair of wings. "Yeah! Now this is what I'm talking about."

"Your probably hungry."

"Oh, am I ever." I clopped my hooves together again and made a giant dog dish with tons of gems in them. "Seriously... A dog dish?"

"You can't exactly hold a plate anymore."

"How about water?"

"If you wish."

I clopped my hooves together, yet again, and a huge pond of clean water appeared next to Spike's dog dish.

"Thanks Rober... I mean Robcord."

"No problem Spikewikie" I said as a joke

*Thinking*

"You know, maybe I should put a force field around this area. In so nothing can get in."

"It would be very easy."

"Yeah, then that way, we can keep Spike company and we don't have to worry about danger."

"We still need to try out that simulation spell."

"Spike still needs to finish eating."

"Fine, let the puppy eat, then the simulation spell."

"You really want Phenominal gone, don't you."

"Of course I want them gone. Everything they do makes sense."

"What Celestia does makes sense to."

"Yeah, but Celestia is an ally of mine. I purely hate Phenominal."

"What ever. I am going to put up the force field now."

I clopped my hooves together, and a force field circled the entire area. Anything that could be a potential danger, was forced out of the area (Snakes, Timber Wolves, etc...). But everything that was not, stayed (Squirrels, butterflies, etc...). I even made artificial sunlight.

*Talking*

"Alright everypony, you can come out now." All the girls came out of the cave and admired the area. "I made a force field around the area, took care of the dangers, made artificial sunlight. The works."

"Does the sunlight stay?" Celestia asked

"No, it is on a timer. When it is suppose to be day, the sun is up. But when it is suppose to be night, the sun goes down, and the the moon comes up, along with stars."

"H- how?"

"With Discord inside me, you really ask that?"

"Right, I'm sorry."

"Don't be. You raised the sun for more than a thousand years."

"Right, did you get the simulation spell?"

"Yes I did. But I am waiting for Spike to finish eating before we start."

"I am done." Spike said

"Already?"

"What can I say? I lived off of Owl feed for a week."

"What about Owlishious?" Twilight asked

"I set him free when it all started. I was afraid I wouldn't be able to take care of him."

"It's alright Spike. We will find him."

"If we're done, I would like for us to use the simulation spell now. " Everypony nodded in agreement. But when they did that, I had a feeling that I should test it first. "Before that, I need to test it out first."

"OH, OH! I wanna do it." Pinkie Pie blurted out, bouncing up and down

"Sorry Pinkie. I am going to do this. I don't know if its safe or not, and I would rather myself get hurt, than any of you."

"You are truly a Honourable one." Luna pointed out

I smiled to them all, then cast the spell by the book. I found myself in a white room with a table and a knife. I walked up to the table and grabbed the knife. I looked at it for a second, then cut myself on the foreleg. It started spewing blood. I then cancelled the spell and woke up in front of the cave with everypony. I looked at my foreleg and I was not in any pain, and there was no scar.

"Okay, its safe. Are all of you ready?"

Everypony nodded again. I cast the spell on all of us, and we appeared in front of the simulation castle.

"Okay, get in a line, I am going to make sure everypony is here. Celestia, check. Luna, check. Twilight, check. Spike, check. Rainbow Dash, check. Rarity, check. Pinkie Pie, check. Apple Jack, check. Fluttershy, check. Scootaloo, check. Alright were all here. What were going to do, is I am going to have have a single Phenominal Guard appear in front of each of us, and I am first going to have us practice paralysing them. But for the Earth Ponies and the Pegasuses are going to practice knocking them off their hooves. They are going to be as hard as the normal Phenominal Gaurds, and they are going to resist.

"Lets practice! Rarity and Alicorns to paralyse your opponent, of course, take aim, imagine them paralysed, gather your magic, as much as you can without over powering it, then let it lose. Let me demonstrate."

I made a Phenominal Guard appear and I did just as I instructed to do, and shot a green aurora out of my horn and paralysed the Phenominal Guard.

"Okay, now you try."

I made Phenominal Gaurds appear in front of the Rarity and Alicorns and they did just as I instructed, and paralysed the Phenominal Gaurds.

"Very good. Now I am going to teach the others. Just simply do as you would do in the situation. But I believe I still need to demonstrate for Scootaloo. What you do is run up to them, and buck them. But for Scootaloo, run between there legs, and buck them in the hind end." With that, Scootaloo giggled. "Yes, I know it seems funny now. But you need to keep a straight head in the battle field. I am not saying don't have fun while your out there, but you need to stay as safe as possible. If you think that you might be in danger while doing what your thinking about, don't do it. Now, get ready."

They got in their stances and I made some Phenominal Gaurds appear before them, Scootaloo did just as I said, and Fluttershy did as she did to the bear in the episode "Lesson Zero". But Rainbow Dash got creative with it. She flew over the Phenominal Guard, grabbed him by the back, and threw him straight in to the Castle wall.

"Great job everypony. Now I am going to work with Spike. For you Spike, I am going to give you three Phenominal Gaurds. You are much more stronger than everypony else so do what comes natural."

I made three Phenominal Gaurds appear before Spike, and he did great, he swiped his tail and tripped them, then grabbed them, and threw them as far as he could.

"WOW, great job Spike! Alright, now I am going to teach Rarity and the Alicorns how to extract Phenominal from it's host."

Chapter 25: LUNA POV, BEFORE.

After we were defeated, we were taking to the dungeons of Canterlot Castle. We were in the same cell as our sister Celestia, she and us tried to find a way out, but we had the cells full proof. Then an idea came in to our head.

"Fair Rarity, do you think you can woo thee Gaurds when they come back?" We asked

"Of course I can, I am Rarity!"

"Good, but in case that does not work, Rainbow Dash shall pretend to be hurt."

"Got it, princess." Rainbow Dash said

What if that does not work?" Twilight asked

"Then we dig our way out. This is merely a dirt floor after all."

"Sister, I have never seen you take charge like this." Celestia admitted

"You think that you are thee only one with leadership skills?"

"Well... no, but..."

"We shall break out, then we shall find Robcord. I am just merely filling in his place until we rescue him. We have seen his dreams, We know what we are up against. If you have a problem with that, then you can kiss our plot!"

Celestia stared at us with shock.

"We... We are sorry. It's the stress of the situation."

"It's okay sister, we are all stressed right now. I understand how you feel, after all, I had to rule a kingdom by myself for a thousand years. I will let you take charge, and I will cheer you on all the way."

"Th- thank you sister."

Just then, we herd footsteps coming down the stairs.

"Places, everypony!"

It was dressed like a Phenominal Guard, except it had a different kind of helmet than most of them, the same helmet (But darker) the higher power Canterlot Gaurds had, it covered his face completely.

"Hey big boy, you wanna come and play?" Rarity asked, but he completely ignored Rarity and proceed over to Twilight. As it passes Rainbow Dash, she started screaming in pain and held her rear left leg. Again, the Guard ignored a request to open the door, and stopped, right in front of Twilight. The Phenominal Guard removed it's helmet, and reviled, that he was, Shinning Armor.

"Hey Twily!"

"You're normal?"

"Any other situation, and I would of token that as an insult."

"Can you get us out of here?"

"Yeah, one second."

Shinning Armor took the keys from his saddle bag and unlocked all of the doors and lead us to a sewer lid, just up stairs.

"You don't honestly expect me to go down there willingly, do you?"

"No." Shinning Armor said as he pushed her down the sewers.

"Twilight, do you mind being a dear and hitting your brother for me?" Rarity asked

"No!"

We went down the sewers for a while before Twilight decided to say something.

"Wait! What about spike?" Twilight asked

"Its okay, Cadence already saved him. She brought him to Zecora and she brought him back down to his normal self."

"So, some survived the take over?" We asked

"Enough to make a small town."

"Do you have a list of the population." Celestia asked

"Why, yes I do. I need to add all of you to the population list."

"Who's in charge?" Rainbow Dash asked

"I am, of course. But now the princesses are here, I believe there needs to be a change in management."

"Only if you insist." Celestia said kindly

"Oh, I do. I am in no possession to be in such a possession."

"Wait, what?" Twilight asked

"Where here!" It was like an underground city. There were shops, town hall, houses, the works. "Follow me if you will." He lead us to the town hall. Well, it was more like a room. There was a desk torwards the back of the room, and some sort of a fence in the middle leading to it. Most likely for lines. He took a seat at his desk and pulled out a list.

"Alright, here is a list of the population. Shinning Armor, Big Mac, Granny Smith, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Silver Spoon, Diamond Tiara, Babs Seed, Mrs. Cheerlie, Princess Cadence, Zecora, Mr. Cake, Mrs. Cake, Trixie, Spitfire, Nurse Redheart, Lyra Heartstrings, Minuette, Snowflake, Derpy Whooves, Dr. Whooves, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, and 12 Royal Gaurds."

"Holy cupcakes! That's... Not a lot of ponies..." Pinkie Pie said

"Yes, I know. But that's all I could save at the time. Well, except for Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom. They came here in hopes to find safety in the Sewers, and they came here with a heroic story on how Scootaloo sacrificed herself to save them."

"Wait, what? I didn't save them." Scootaloo said

"Huh? That's weird. Did you forget? Maybe seeing them will jog your memory."

"I don't know, but it would be nice to see them!"

Shinning Armor pushed a button on his desk and spoke in to it.

"Cadence, do you mind bringing in Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom in here."

"Okay, they will be in momentarily."

"Thank you."

He released the button.

"Okay, I should add you to the list."

He wrote down everypony's name and looked up with confusion.

"Is there something wrong?" We asked

"Wasn't there another with you by the name of Robert?" Everypony looked down with sadness. "Did... Did he pass?"

"No, its not that. When we were defeated, he wasn't brought to the dungeons, he was dragged down a separate hall. In to the questioning room." We said

"We need to save him!"

"Shall we round up the Gaurds?"

"We need to keep most of them here to protect the Citizens. But we can take 4 Gaurds with us. That is the maximum amount of Gaurds we can take with us to go on a mission. Who all would like to go on a rescue mission?"

All of them raised their hooves and Shinning Armor looked down to Scootaloo.

"I am sorry Scootaloo, but I don't allow children to go on missions."

"But sir, he is my father."

Shinning Armor got a confused look on his face.

"Robert adopted Scootaloo as his child." Celestia said

"I see, but I still cannot let her go. It will be too dangerous."

Just then Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle came bursting through the door.

"Rarity, Scootaloo!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed

"Apple Jack, Scootaloo!" Apple Bloom exclaimed

Scootaloo ran over to Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle, Rarity ran to Sweetie Belle, as did Apple Jack for Apple Bloom.

"Apple Bloom! I feared that I would never see you again!" Apple Jack stated

"As did I for you Sweetie Belle." Rarity said

"Apple jack, it was terrible. The Gaurds, they tried to take us from the club house. We ran so much, we found the sewers, Scootaloo fought them off as we went in to the sewers. We waited for her, but she never came." Apple Bloom explained

Scootaloo stood there quietly as she stared at Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle.

"Scoots, are you okay." Rainbow Dash asked

"I- I remember... The Guards punched me in the chest, then I passed out. Next thing I remember, I was in the arms of my dad, Robcord as you called him."

"Then you understand why I can't take you on the rescue." Shinning Armor said

"I see why you don't want to, but maybe you understand why I want to go!"

"It is not his choice." Said Princess Cadence, walking in to the room. "It is mine."

"Please Princess, I need to save my father."

"Hmm... Maybe if you complete my obstacle course, I will let you go."

"Really? YES!"

"Follow me."

Princess Cadence lead us to an obstacle course behind the town hall.

"I don't think I need to explain what you need to do. Start when your ready." Scootaloo went to the start of the obstacle course and immediately started. First she jumped over logs, crawled a fence, crawled under a floor, jumped over a pond, threw apples at some bulls eyes, and jumped over a brick wall. She did all of this in five minutes. "I- I don't see how she could possibly do this for her age."

"Determination." Twilight said

"Did I win?" Scootaloo asked, catching her breath

"Y- yes, you do." Cadence

"YES!"

"I shall tell the black smith, Snowflake, to make us some weapons." Shinning Armor said

"Your going to give a 6 year old a weapon?"

"If she is going on a rescue mission, she will need some protection for herself." Shinning Armor left and came back, moments later, with weapons, and 4 Royal Guards. "Snowflake has been busy. He made more weapons than needed." Shinning Armor handed out weapons to everypony who was coming along. "Okay, lets go."

Chapter 26: SHINNING ARMOR POV, after

"So, this is the Sewer lid you used before to get in?" Shinning Armor asked

They were in the sewers, to be more specific, the same sewer lid they got in to the main hall of Canterlot Castle.

"Yes." Celestia said

"Normally I would use a different entrance to get in, but this is the only one I know of. Are all of you ready?"

Everypony nodded.

"Here goes nothing."

Shinning Armor lifted the lid and crawled in, and everypony followed him.

"Well, well, well. Your all finally here." Said Phenominal

I looked toward the throne, and seen Robcord sitting in it.

"Robert, is that you?"

"No, you can call me Phenominal. But in a sense. He is here, as is Discord. As I remember, they called him Robcord, after Discord entered his body to make him stronger. I must say, it worked. It was hard to possess him. But he just was not strong enough. Magic and strength wise, he is much stronger than all of Phenominal combined. But he did not know how to use it, even with Discord's help. If you look to your left and right, you will see my army here watching. They are not going to interfere in our fight, we all know how it is going to end... In your demise."

"Get out of Princess Celestia's throne! You disgust me!"

"Ha ha ha. You really believe you have the power to tell me what to do. If you really think you can take me, come and try it."

I charged at him, horn first, he just sat there and smiled. Each step I took, the angrier I got. Right before I struck him, he stood up and punched me, I flew across the room and landed with a loud THUMP. But I was not going to let him get the best out of me. I got back up and charged back at him.

"Really? Really? You want more? Alright."

Phenominal lowered his head, so his horn was pointing straight at me. He ran right at me, like how I was with him. Before we collided, he cast a spell and paralysed me. I slid across a floor and stopped right in front of the rescue crew.

"Get him!" I said to the Royal Guards. They unsheathed their swords with their magic and started swinging at Phenominal. He dodged every with with a smug smile. When he had the chance, he paralysed the Royal Guards.

"Whose next?"

The mane six charged at him, and he paralysed them all, before they could even reach them. His attention, then turned to Luna.

"Luna, Luna, Luna. I really thought you would be a fantastic ruler for Equestria. But you were stopped by the Elements of Harmony. But I cannot say I am completely disappointed. You did, after all, make us stronger."

"We had no choice, you took control of us!"

"I thought you wanted to rule Equestria. After all, that was your dream as a child, was it not?"

"It was, but not like this!"

"But everypony would of seen your night! Is that not what you wanted?"

"We wanted them to appreciate it! Not forced to see it!"

"What ever." Phenominal said as he bucked her to the ground and paralysed her."

"LUNA!" Celestia gasped

"Don't worry my dear Princess, I won't Paralyse you yet. I want you to suffer!"

He said as he blasted dark blue magic to her, but she countered this by a blast of her own yellow aurora. Their magic met and almost got Phenominal, but he put more effort and shot it right back at Celestia. She fell to the ground and her crown flew right off of her.

"Now Princess, so you won't have to see your subjects die, I shall kill you first!" Phenominal charged up his magic and was about to kill Celestia, but he was stopped by Scootaloo, punching his right rear leg. It annoyed him more than anything, but he just simply picked her up, and threw her to the side. "Now, where were we? Oh yeah."

He charged up his magic once again. But he was stopped yet again.

"WAIT!" Said a familiar voice

Phenominal turned around and seen Fluttershy. She had broke out of the paralysis spell.

"WHAT DID YOU DO!!!"

"Robert, you have to be in there, and I know you can hear me."

"DO YOU WISH TO DIE FIRST!" He said as he pinned her to a wall. He pointed his horn right at her forehead and charged up his magic. But before he killed her, he looked in to her eyes, deep in to her eyes. He seen every moment they have had together. He dropped Fluttershy and fell to his knees, he started twitching and crawling toward the throne.

He grabbed a hold of the throne for support, but it was not enough to hold him. He fell on his back and a dark blue mist came out of his chest and he started floating in the air. When it was all out of him. He fell back to the ground. The same dark blue mist shot out of every other Phenominal Guards and hosts and shot out of the door. Everyone who was paralysed, regained their control and came rushing to Robcord.

Chapter 27: ROBCORD POV, The end of a nightmare.

"Wha, what happened?" I asked as I looked around

"Love just set you free!" Apple Jack said

"It was amazing!" Twilight said

"Fluttershy just saved you!" Celestia said

"We are proud!" Luna said

"It was suuuuuper AWESOME!" Pinkie Pie Pinkie Pied

"I love you!" Fluttershy said

"That was so Awesome!" Scootaloo said

"You were possessed!" Rainbow Dash said

"Rainbow!" Rarity exclaimed

"What? I'm telling the truth.

"Wow." I said getting up

"I will go tell everypony that it is safe to return home." Shinning Armor said. He and the Royal Guards turned around and left.

"So, what now?" I asked

"I believe you have earned a reward." Celestia said

"I don't believe that will be necessary." I said

"If it weren’t for you. Phenominal would of won." Luna said

"But I became one of them!"

"Yes, but you met Fluttershy, became her lover, her love set you free, and forced them all out of everypony it took control of. I say deserves a reward." Celestia said

"Eh, if you insist."

"I do insist."

"I believe it is okay for me come out now!"

Discord exited my body and appeared before us.

*Several hours later*

"I give you, the hero of Equestria!" Celestia announced

We were on the balcony of Canterlot Castle, and everypony of Equestria was before us.

"Hello everypony." I said "You know, a few weeks ago, if you told me that I would save the world in a few weeks, I would of called you crazy. But here I am, but I would not of been able to do it, if It weren’t for these ponies right here. Celestia, Luna, Twilight, Apple Jack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Shinning Armor, Scootaloo, and Discord. They gave me the confidence and strength to be able to defeat Phenominal. I was possessed by Phenominal near the end, and Fluttershy reminded me of the love I have for her, and gave me the strength to push Phenominal, out of my body and everypony else's body’s. Love is the most powerful emotion there is in the world. Everypony here did a major effect in helping me defeat Phenominal, so I believe they all should be rewarded."

Celestia handed me the Meddle of Heroism, and I multiplied it in to 11 Meddles. Celestia first put hers on and then put it on to everypony.

"Thank you everypony, thank you all!"

*Several more hours later*

"So, are you ever going to tell me about sex?" Scootaloo asked

We were at Sugar Cube Corner, and Scootaloo obviously had not forgotten that I was suppose to explain sex to her.

"Ha ha, okay. I believe now is an appropriate time."

I explained to her how sex was, in very graphic details, and the results of sex.

"EW, EW, EWW!"

I was given a mirror to Earth and Equestria, so I could visit at any time. I used it to live my life in Equestria, as well as my life on Earth. I raise Scootaloo, and hang out with the mane six.

Chapter 1: The Beginning

My name is Robert. I just recently moved to a small town called SmallsVille, I have a lot of family here. But I really miss all of my friends at Fort Pain. I am confused with this because all of my life, people told me that family was more important than friends. Well, I guess my friends kind of became like my family.

I am currently walking in a wooded area, because I was feeling cramped in my new house. I hear some rustling in a nearby bush. I walk over to it and move some limbs out of the way and see a pair of walled eyes.

A grey, 5ft mare, blonde mane and tail, and wings jumped out of the bush and starts to run off. I fell to the ground but got back up and started to chase after her. I chased her for about 2 minutes until we got to a drop off point. I didn't see it, but I am pretty sure she did because she jumped. I thought she was just jumping over a stick so I jumped about the same spot she did. Normally, that would of been a bad idea. But for me, it was an experience of a life time.

I awoken in an unfamiliar wooded area.  But one thing that was familiar, was the Pony. She did not run away from me this time, she just sat there and stared at me. I stared back and realized who she was, she was Derpy Hooves! I sat up and she quickly did the same and started to back away.

"Wait, don't go!" I said.

"Who are you?"

"My name is Robert. And your name is?" I said, pretending not to know.

"My name is Derpy Hooves. Can I ask you another question?"

"Of course you can."

"What exactly are you?"

I giggled at her question and looked down trying to hide my smile so I don't offend her.

"Very good question Derpy. I am called a human. Our species are very different. For example, You walk on four hooves, and I walk on two feet. See?"

I stood up and started to walk in circles. Then I sat back down.

"Your starting to sound like Dr.Whooves."

I laughed, then looked back at her.

"Well, I guess its my turn to start asking questions."

"OKAY!"

Derpy got very excited, and I just kinda did and awkward smile.

"What exactly were you doing in my world?"

Derpy got extremely silent and looked at me as her smile slowly faded and turned into aggravation

"I am not supposed to tell anypony or anyhuman about our experiments!"

"Okay, okay. I did not mean to get into "classified information". Can you at least get me to the closest town."

"The closest town is Ponyville. It is a lovely place! But maybe I should take you to Dr.Whooves first."

"Why?"

"I don't know, but he told me that I should take anything I find to him if I don't know much about it."

"Oh great, I am going to become a lab project." I thought to myself

Chapter 8: Jail Break

Before I could start digging, the Guards came back. I then got an Idea. I kicked the broken shackles out of the cell, to where the Guards could see them.

"Hey guys. You need a better shackle system" I said with a smug grin on my face

They then took me out of the cell to try and put new shackles on me. But before they had the chance I quickly flew out of the dungeon and out into the court yard. I looked up and seen Celestia's Tower.

"Maybe she believes I'm innocent." I said to myself

I then flew up with dozens of Guards flying behind me. I seen them and quickly flew to the ground, just before making contact I flew back up, causing them all to crash. I landed on Celestia's balcony. But the room was empty. I seen a large bag of bits on the table, and turned around. I seen a mirror in the corner of the room. I remembered the Equestria girls trailer and thought it was worth a try.

"Man, I hope Celestia forgives me."

I grabbed the bag o bits, and went in to the Mirror. When I appeared I seen 2 men with lab coats on, and they were staring at me. I felt electricity course through my body and blacked out. I woke up on a cold table and I was strapped down with leather straps., I saw a man standing over me wearing a Blue Class A uniform. I noticed he had a lot of ribbons and was wearing wearing 3 stripes on top, 3 on bottom. Holy smokes he was a Command Sergeant Major!

"Its okay. Your in safe hands. I am sorry my friends tasered you. They got startled."

"Hello Sergeant."

"So, you speak English. What is your name son?"

I was getting real tired of him speaking to me like a child. But I guess I could try and be polite

"Names Thunder Roller"

"Hello Thunder, my friends are just going to do a few test. You won't feel a thing."

Chapter 13: ROBERT POV, after

"Hey, turn the sun off!" I said blocking my eyes

"Whats wrong with the sun?!?!" Celestia said, placing her hands on her hips

"Wait, what?"

"Thought you could lose us, huh jail break?" Said Twilight with a smile

"Hey Twilight!" I said getting up

"How about some clothes darling?" Said Rarity trying not to look

"Oh, my..." Fluttershy said as she tried to cover herself with her wings

"Welcome to my world."

"You to Robert."

"This is called a nudist beach. Right now, you look like the weird ones." They all look down and see they are wearing clothes, and I went beside Fluttershy and rubbed her back. "Its okay Fluttershy. You can uncover yourself."

"How dare you bring her to a place of such exposure!?!?"

"Yep, that’s you all right Rarity."

"NUDIST PARTY!!!" Said Pinkie Pie, stripping completely naked, and was soon followed by Rainbow Dash.

"Now this is how I like it!"

"Someone calm those girls down." Celestia Demanded. "Luna, what are you doing?"

"What do you think, were joining them!" Luna strips down as well and runs after them.

"Can't beat 'em,  join 'em!" Said Apple Jack

"Not you too..." Pouted Twilight and Apple Jack throws a shirt over Twilight's head.

"Oh, book it." Twilight joins in on the fun.

"So Celestia, who wins this time" I said with a grin on my face.

"The only reason I came was because you stole my bits."

"I know. That's why I grabbed them."

"What?"

"It was the only way I could get you guys here."

"Why exactly did you come here in the first place."

"To save me." Said Fluttershy, speaking on my behalf

"Wait, but he kidnapped you!"

"No, Somepony did kidnap me, but it was not him. I went for breakfast and somepony in black grabbed me, took me to your quarters, and threw me in to the mirror."

Celestia looked over at me. As I grinned ear to ear

"Well, looks like I opened up a can of Oopsie daises." Said Celestia

"Well, we are here now. Might as well have some fun." I said as I pointed to the clothes laying on the ground. Rarity and Celestia looked at each other and slowly stripped

"Oh, c'mon girls. Your teasing me. Rarity. Here, nude is the fashion. Your a fashion designer right?" Rarity then threw off her remaining clothes.

"Here, I think I would be out of business."

"Celestia, you are there Princess, show them your support!" Celestia, just like Rarity, threw off her remaining clothes.

"Now go have some fun girls." I said as I laid back down and opened back up the umbrella.

Chapter 14: Hotel of 9

After a couple of hours of fun, we decided to get dressed and go check in to a hotel. Wow a Hotel room for 9 people. Jeez can you say expensive! But lucky me, there were three room for three people side by side by side.

Celestia, Luna, and Twilight shared one, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Apple Jack shared the other, and Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and I shared the last. We all went in to the middle one to hang out.

"Now that we have the fun out of the way. I think we should get to the matter at hand." Said Celestia "Who kidnapped Fluttershy?"

"Did you see her face?" Asked Luna

"No, she wore a mask." Stated Fluttershy

"Was there any kind of properties about her?" I asked

"Yes, two. She was a Pegasus, and she was unnatural."

"Unnatural? How?" Asked Apple Jack

"Her cloak. It made her look like a dark mist."

"Oh, this a going to take forever!" Rainbow Dash complained as she plopped down on a bed

"Give us details on the dark mist." Said Luna

"Well, it was like a dark purple but sort of blue, kind of sparkly, and transparent."

"Oh, my." Said Celestia as she looked down

"What?" I asked. Everyone (except Celestia and Luna), looked confused.

"Do you mind shedding some light on the subject?"

"The one who kidnapped Fluttershy was not a she, nor a he. It was an it. It is call Phenominal"

"I remember reading a book about this." Said Luna. "Phenominal is a creature of no gender. It takes control of a living creature, and turns it evil, if not already."

"Yes, it is the same creature that took control of Luna and turned her in to Nightmare Moon." Said Celestia as Luna looked down in regret.

"It is okay Luna, you had no control." I reassured her

"We know, but we could of stopped it when it first took control, if we would of not of frozen up."

"Anyone would of froze." Said Celestia

"BUT WE ARE A PRINCESS, AND A PRINCESS IS SUPPOSE TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL!!!"

"But why did they kidnap Fluttershy?" I asked

"They fear you. So they decided to get rid of you." Said Celestia

"So, pretty much. They believe that I have the power to stop them?"

"They do not think, they know."

"You must use your power and defeat them." Said Luna

"But, why don't we just use the Elements of Harmony again?" I asked

"Because, after they are defeated by a certain force, they grow stronger than it." Said Celestia

"What exactly do they want?"

"They want to take control of Equestria." Said Luna

"We cannot let that happen!"

"Amen!" Said the Mane Six in union

"How are we going to do this?" I asked

"We are going to make a portal, send you to Discord. You will know what to do from there." Said Luna

Celestia: Lets get started.

Twilight, Celestia, and Luna focuses their magic together to make a portal to Equestria. It took a few minutes but they done it. They made the portal. Rarity, then uses her magic to take me to Discord. The portal, immediately closes behind me.

Chapter 24: Battle for Equestria

"Stay quiet, were here."

Most of us were in the sewers under Canterlot Caste, right under the main hall. But Fluttershy and Spike was flying over the castle. After hours of searching in the sewers, I seen a sewer lid, and I pushed up on it. The red carpet was on it so it made it a little more difficult, but I managed. I helped them all up, closed the lid, and put the red carpet on it. I looked around and the main hall was empty...

"Where are they all at?" Scootaloo asked

"It's quiet... too quiet."

Just then, an army of Phenominal Gaurds came rushing in.

"Remember the simulation! We've been over this!"

We fought as hard as we could, we even saved some of them, but each time we did, they were pulled away and probably went to the dungeon. There was too much Phenominal. Spike tried to help, but they pinned him down and chained him up. One by one we fell. First Spike and Fluttershy, Then Apple Jack, then Rainbow Dash, then Pinkie Pie, then Scootaloo, then Celestia, then Luna, then Rarity, then Twilight, then me...

I woke up inside of a cage, in the middle of an empty room. The cage was barely big enough to hold me in it. I looked in to the darkness and seen a hooded figure emerge from the darkness.

"You have been a pain in our plan. First you break Discord out of his cell, then you free many of my minions, and convert them over to your side. You almost got away with it, but your army was just a few soldiers short. Now weren't you."

"Don't hurt them!"

"Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. They just being held captive until they die."

"I swear! I will kill you!"

"Ha ha ha. Its kinda hard to do that when your in a magic proof cage."

"I will find a way!"

"How about this. I will take you out of the cage, then you can do your worst."

"Seriously? Your that stupid?"

"You will see."

The Hooded Figure unlocked the cage door and threw me out of it. I jumped to my feet, looked eye to eye with the hooded figure. I was too stunned to move. In fact, I was paralysed. I couldn’t even move my hooves. The hooded Figure shoved its hoof in to my chest and laughed

"One baby step at a time.

I seen a dark blue mist spread around my body. It was like in the Matrix when agent smith would clone him self with other people. In this case, I was Neo. But it wasn’t looking so good for me.