Outsiders' Guide to Equestria

       "I hope you humans are worth all this effort, walking to canterlot. It'll easily be a day or two, and I could've been using that time to practice for airshows." Muttered Rainbow, thinking us worthless, annoying creatures. "Our first stop is at Sugarcube Corner."

"What's there that we need?" I was just Itching to ask. We were staring right at it the same time I had even asked. It was a big pink building.

"One of my friends on the list is here." Rainbow shouted defensively, holding a list with symbols I could come nowhere to deciphering. "Why must humans be so clueless." I heard her whisper to herself.

"I am not always this clueless" I said answering her retorical question." It is just that I am in a new world completely different to my own"

"OH MY GOSH! NEW FACES! NEW FACES! Well, except yours, Rainbow Dash." Said an ecstatic voice coming from a pink pony.

"Be careful Pinkie, they can't be trusted." Warned Rainbow.

"Okey Dokey Lokey" agreed the ever excited Pinky.

"Well, if we continue at this rate getting on the road will take too long. I suggest we split up, 2 and 2." I said hoping to get the show on the road.

"Alright, but I'm going to watch you. So Pinky, you're with the other human" Commanded Rainbow.

"O Kay." Said Pinky.

So we split up, Jack with Pinky and me with Rainbow. Rainbow did all the talking and explaining. We were silent the entire time, exchanging looks of distrust every now and then.

By around three we had gathered all our gear and decided roles. Apple Jack would manage provisions, Spike would send and receive letters, Rarity would set up camp, Fluttershy would tend our wounds, if we got any, Twilight would be our navigator, Jack and I can't touch anything and Pinky has this ... ability.

After we started taking our three day hike Apple Jack asks "So, what do humans eat"

" That depends," I said,"What did you pack food wise"

"Umm, lets see here, Apples"

"Check"

"Salads"

"Check"

"Dandelions"

"Dandelions?" I questioned.

"Yeah, is that a problem?"

"No, just that we don't eat dandelions"

"Why don't you"- AJ was cut off.

"We should make camp here" said Rarity.

"Works for me" agreed Rainbow. The sun was beginning to set.

I made a fire pit by digging a hole and threw some sticks in strategically.

"Ugh, humans can be as filthy as dogs!" Exclaimed Rarity.

"Oh, but I quite like dogs." Said Fluttershy.

"So is it a good thing or a bad thing that I take criticism lightly." I unrealizingly threatened. "I'm going into the forest to get more firewood" I announced

"NO!" Everyone screamed except Jack.

"You can't go in there, that's the Ever Free Forest." Said Fluttershy.

"I can't go in there because..." I waited for her to answer the question.