Equestrian Horizon: The Elements of Chaos

There’s a simple thing in life you know. Don’t judge a book by its cover. That’s the story of the Elements of Chaos in a nutshell. If you came here to hear a tale of Love, Loss and Victory, then this is probably not the story for you. I remember when I first heard the story of the Elements. I believed they were nothing more than an old pony tale. But was I wrong!
Our story begins in the human world with our six heroes: Hunter (The Element of Insanity), Brandon (The Element of Darkness), Taylor (The Element of Controversy), Seth (The Element of Conflict), Chandler (The Element of Destruction), and Michael (The Element of Sarcasm). Not the ideal names for a band of heroes but nevertheless they would change the fate of Equestria forever.

“How much longer are we supposed to wait!!” Michael said. “I mean how long can it take for a Mexican drug dealer to show up and get us our hits!!”

“Calm the fuck down dude!! Jose is just running late. Plus I kinda told him to meet us next to the tree in the forest.” Said Hunter.

“You’re an idiot you know that right? You realize there’re about a million trees in the forest. For all we know he could be in Yellow Stone National Park!!” Exclaimed Seth.

The group was waiting for a drug dealer who could hit them up with a powerful drug. Stronger than cider. Trust me, I’m not making this up. Oddly enough though they were all under aged 15 year old teenagers. But I’m getting a bit off topic. These guys made as much sense as Pinkie Pie.

“You know he’s got a point dude.” Taylor entered the conversation.

“Alright I get it. I fucked up!” Hunter yelled.

“Alright come on man don’t beat yourself up about it. I mean *sigh* it’s not the first time.” Brandon stated.

“Guys I’m getting tired of this shit!!” Chandler randomly joined in, “I just need my hits!!”

The group waited for hours hoping for Jose to eventually show up. It soon however became obvious that he wouldn’t. The group grew tiresome. Even Chandler decided that it would be fun to take a leak on a nearby anthill as hunter plugged in his headphones and jammed to dubstep. Pretty soon everyone else began to just chill and do what they loved. Taylor was a writer at heart so he saw this as an opportunity to begin writing a new story. Seth had a thing for computer’s and art. He just sat back and began to draw away at the scenery. Michael always wanted to be a singer and began to hum to some tunes. And Brandon who always had an undying passion for video games leaned against a tree and went to playing some on his device. This wasn’t how the guys wanted to spend their summer afternoon at all.

“ ‘Kay I’m bored. Let’s just go find Jose guys.” Brandon said

“We’re probably not gonna find him. What’s the point?” Said Michael

“It beats just sitting here doing nothing.”

“He’s right you know. Plus I’m a bit scared of the dark.” Seth said

The group agreed. Not the part about being scared of the dark. Hehe. That’s just stupid. So they all began moving through the forest in hopes of finding their friend.

After a long time of trudging through the tall trees, the six stumble upon a blue porta-potty. It was very strange for it to be in the middle of nowhere. But giving the fact that Chandler had enough to take a second leak, he went in. He stormed in without a second thought.

“Well when you gotta go, you gotta go.” Taylor stated.

After a while though it got strange. Not a sound emitted from the porta-potty.

Michael knocked on the door, “Hey Chandler!! How long can it take to take a piss!!”

Chandler nonchalantly responded “Give me a sec dude! This place is awesome!!”

“How awesome could a porta-potty be?” Michael said

“You should come inside and check it out. It’s even air conditioned in here.” Chandler said.

Brandon who was dying from the heat was quick to respond, “Well he won me over. This light’s killing anyways.” He opened the door and walks in. “ Hey Guys he’s not kidding come check it out!!”

Everyone else knew this had to mean it was more than a porta-potty. So they opened the door and walked in.

Inside the porta-potty was a large round room. With a power core in the center. Tubes with green liquid flowed through the entire room. Control panels were scattered all around. Infront of the core however was a large touch screen with the words “Touch to initiate TURDIS”

“Dude I think this is the TARDIS from Doctor Who.” Brandon said, given him being the biggest fanatic of Doctor Who out of the six.
“Nope. It clearly says here that it is the TURDIS.” Hunter corrected

“Must be a back up.” Chandler said

Brandon proceeded and touched the screen.“

“TURDIS initiated” said the TURDIS “welcome back Doctor Whooves. Would you like to return home?”

Taylor interrupted “Who’s Doctor Whooves?”

Brandon responded “Well this must belong to another Time Lord. I’m baffled that they truly exist though.”

Chandler walks in between them and swipes the bar to initiate the TURDIS’s teleportation, “Well Let’s do this then!”

Seth was quick to freak out “What? Dude why the fuck would you do that?”

“Come on dude. We’re never going to get another opportunity like this. Plus who knows where this thing will take us.” Said Chandler

“My point exactly.” Said Seth

The TURDIS began to violently shake. Immediately it warped through time and space and quickly bended reality. Seth in a flurry pulled one of the tubes out of the TURDIS’s wall. The TURDIS then stopped shaking and cease to move.

It spoke “Warp interrupted. Fuel low. Arrival time delayed to twelve hours.”

Everyone sighed. They knew they were going to be here for a while so they all just laid down and took a nap.

The whole group woke up to a loud alarm going off inside the TURDIS. The machine was again shaking. The TURDIS spoke again “Crash landing imminent. Live support systems failing. Designated crash site: Ponyville”

The group was in shock but not scared. They knew there were plenty of escape pods to get them all out. The problem was that they were about to crash into a world they had no idea existed.

Everyone loaded up into the pods and launched. The pods slowly descended into our world. And the story of the Elements of Chaos……..Begins.