new life new... WTF!!!!!

by kingarr

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Human, Anthro, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 2697

my name it's joaquin tejero i've born in venezuela and my life on the last weeks had change i can't say neither for good or for badd becouse i still don't know this is the story of how my life change

I am Leonidas Sunhair new inhabitant of ponyville, I can speak different languages and i am a fan of videogames, movies and music. sadly i'm not like any other pony I'm not even a pony in first place. this story it's about my new life after i leave my world to have a beter and exiting life.
the frist two chapters are going to take place in my home and for those who read the gods that are not the ones from MLP are my own OC's (with exeption of eris shes the girl version of discord or in the case of my story his mother)
For those who want to know the story you have to read it. Enjoy

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-05 23:28:50 UTC

unexpected surprise

Unexpected surprise

My life isn't the best.  First of all I’m not into sports, I'm not social and as an extra bonus, I’m fat. What do you do with your life when you are like this?  Easy, just chill out and enjoy every piece of happiness that you find, that's what I do at least.

AHHHHH A LA MIERDA, this is not me! I’m not like that, but to know me you have to know the basics.

I’m a Venezuelan, born in one of the most happy countries in the world, but it is also one of the most dangerous.  My dad is... well for the sake of my parents I can't put them in this story, (before you ask, yes, I’m going to break the forth wall) but I can say a few things about them.  Both my parents are chefs,  really good ones.  My dad it's also a computer engineer, one of the best in my country.  My mom it's an architect, but she hasn't worked on that in over 15 years. My family is pretty close.

But enough about them.  What you have to know about me it's that I’m 18 years old and I have a special kind of eye that changes color depending on my mood.  It's really weird, so I’m unique or something.  I love listening to music, any kind of music...well, except for the "regueton", it's a kind of music of Latin America and it SUCKS, that’s all I’m going to say about that kind of music.  I like to read epic novels (Lord of the Rings as an example) and I love watching movies at home or a theater, but my most representative feature it's that i like to stay at home, but I’m trying to correct that one. My day to day routine was normal.  In the mornings I have to go to the university, (Don't know if you mean as a student or employee, you might want to clarify that here.) Tuesday and Thursday are Mandarin classes, and the rest of the week I work out a bit every time I can.

Sometimes, I wish my life would change, but I didn’t know that that wish was going to come true.

   .....

Well, it was noon and nothing was happening, and I couldn’t be more bored.  All my friends have class in the afternoon and I don’t have any money, so I was just going to spend the afternoon as the lazy ass that I am, and I was just going to go on the internet and disconnect from the world.

I just put my headphones on and found a song on YouTube.

“Ah the sweet sweet sound of the Spanish guitar, it’s just perfect to relax to on a day like this, it makes me feel just like everything is..."

BOOOOOOOMM¡!?¡?!¡?.

I wasn’t able to complete that sentence because a big explotion  sound through my ears and I couldn’t hear the rest of the song.

I panicked and went to see what was going on. I went out of my room expecting to see half of the living room destroyed by the explosion, but everything was normal.

“Hmm let’s see: sofa check, couches check, TV’s check, group of giant anthropomorphic animals chec….”-I had just turned around when I was realized what was I about to say, and that there, standing in the middle of my living room, were two big horse like creatures, one blue with a starry mane, and the other was white with a flame like mane, a big buffalo, a thing that I'm going to guess was a dragon, and a...I don’t know what it is, it seems to be a creature made by a 5 year old child. And then everything went black.

2 hours later

I woke up from the weirdest of dreams, I thought I saw a bunch of creatures that came out of My Little Pony- “jejejeje” I start to laugh.

“Hey, white monkey, why are you laughing, don’t you know that it’s bad manners to laugh at your guests?” - said the dragon being.  Drinking one of the beers of the house (my dad’s, although I have one too on occasion).

“Don’t be rough on the kid Warren, you know very well that the humans aren’t use to “Us”.” Said the white horse with flaming hair.

I stand up and  said, pointing at the dragon called Warren with a very annoyed look on my face, “Well it’s also bad manners to drink your hosts beer when he's passed out, Lizard!" I said adding some poison to the last word.

Warren looked at me with astonishment and then he just start laughing “HAHAHAHA he’s a brave one I reckon that, HAHAHA”.

Then the buffalo put one of his hands on my shoulder and told me, “Sorry for his manners, he’s been like that since he give up his place as God of War of our world.  I am Hoofbeat, ancient god of nature of our world and the first Chief of the buffalo tribes.” He said with a warm smile that gave me some confidence, then the blue horse got close to me and said...

“I am Starnight, ancient god of the moon and night, and this is Sunbeam, my wife and ancient goddess of the sun and  the day”. He said  as he presented his wife, she bow herself and put a warm and very polite smile on her face. Then there was the last creature.

“HIIIII how arya buddy, I'm Eris goddess of chaos….. well ex-goddess of chaos, that's my sons job now.  It’s going to be fun to know you during this experience HIHIHIHIHI”. The funny thing was that when she spoke she sounded like a over energetic girl.

“Well, it’s seems only appropriate that I present myself,” I made a dramatic pose imitating the pose of Starnight and said, “I am Joaquin Andres Tejero Gonzalez, student of enterprise management...annnnd that’s about it...” and the drama was killed.

“Well, thank you for the presentation, but why don’t we start telling you why we are here”, Hoofbeat said seriously.

“Well… first let me call someone if you do not mind,” I said.

“Of course not, it’s your house after all go ahead,” he replied with a small laugh.

“Thank you.”  I went off to my room to find my cell phone and call my dad’s.  The phone start ringing and my dad answered it.

“Hi son whats up?” He said in a serious tone.

“Hi dad. Look, come to the house with mom, there's something really weird going on in here and you wouldn’t believe me if I told you what it is.” I said with worry in my voice.

“Sorry son but we can’t go now,  it’s almost time to open so you have to wait for us, ok?” he said.

My dad and mom have a corner store called “The Hot Corner” we sell different kinds of home made bread and today it’s the only day that I don’t have to help, so as always they put the job before the family.

“Ok dad, I’ll wait here.” I let out a very long sigh.

I hang up the phone and back with my furry companions

“Ok,” I said with  fake enthusiasm “tell me your story.”

Hoofbeat was the only one that had a smile on his face so he just said, “Well it’s pretty simple, we’ve been hearing your wishes at night and we just came to help with them.”

“Yeah we….” He received a stern look from the god and goddess of night and day respectively “I mean, I am getting tired of hearing them so we just came here to take you to our world.”

End of chapter one

new life, new body.

“Just great, I just got the news that I'm going to have the opportunity of a lifetime, I’m leaving to Equestria, land of the colorful pony’s of Ponyvile one of the more pacific (most of the time) places to live. But first I have to wake up, again.”  I said in my mind.

“well my friend that would not be necessary” someone said behind me.

I turn around to see the same group of creatures standing in front of me. In that group were Warren an ex-god of war he was a dragon of small size (Unlike most of the wild dragons) he wore a red and black armor and you could see a battle axe at one side of his hips and a sword at the other. Then we have Hoofbeat he wore a white robe with red lines at the end, he has a laurel crown which was a symbol of nature and prosperity. The there were Starnight and Sunnbeam each have a very long hair and each have a crown/tiara at their heads, they wore fancy medieval stile clothes. Then I took notice of Eris she didn’t had any clothes but somehow I couldn’t see any trace of reproductive organs and she had a pair of earring.

“WERE AM I I!!!” I yelled at them.

Starnight look at me whit a small smile and say’s “That’s easy we are in your mind young human, we are in what I call a “Dream Bubble”, it’s practically a place inside of your mind that allow you to control everything around you, here it’s going to be more easy to talk”

“Or do other things hihihi” Eris say’s with lust in her voice.

“ERIS!!!!” All of us shout at her at the same time.

“You know very well that that’s a foolish idea” Starnight says whit an annoying voice. Nad then everyone was shouting and I was getting annoyed.

“OK that’s it. SHUT UP!!!!” And the last words escape my mouth the sound that they produce was loud enough to shut them up. “Wow how did I do that?”

“Well is actually very simple, we are in a “Dream Bubble” your Dream Bubble to be precise so anything that you want or think, it will happen” he explains.

“Yeah it’s a confusing place because if you think of something weird it will appear” says Warren.

“Well I'm still waiting for the explanation of what are you guys doing not only in my world but in my house.” I said whit a combination of anger and confusion in my voice.

“You know what I’m sick of this chatting session so I'm just going to say it” Warren says with an irritated voice

“we need you boy, we’ve been looking on your world someone who knows as much of mythology and weapons both ancient and modern to help our world. Our home world Terra it’s starting a dark age bandits and rebels of every nation of our world. We’ve look to the best soldier and they know nothing compared to what you have in that little head of yours and as an extra you have qualities  that no one have.” He said with a serious but worried tone. “You have the spirit of the ancient warrior. Every time we check on a human we do a spell that let us see his family tree, yours go to every corner of the world from the Vikings lands to ancient Greece, and if that wasn’t enough you have a mind as creative as Eris but with all the crazy part”

“HEY!!!!” I heard Eris shout to warren.

“We want to take you to our world because the only ones that know this are Celestia, Luna and Discord and the only one that’s trying to warm the ponies from Equestria it’s discord and no one pays him attention. In other word *we** need you, equestria needs you, our whole world needs you boy will you do it will you come with us to our world and help us pleaaaaase”* he said whit the last word sounding more like desperation and fear than anything else.

“You know what I'm sick of this world. My world it’s a chaos everyone hates each other because a cultural difference, I'm even no longer proud to be called a Venezuelan, you want to heard the reasons they are very simple: first in the streets I can be killed for a bit of cash or something like that. Second our government it’s so corrupt that it even fuck their own government parties even more, and lastly I'm sick of the people of now day’s and that’s including me everyone talks about helping the poor, giving food to the hungry and all that cattery and no one does nothing, I'm done whit it. You want me to go to your world? Very well I'm going whit you guys” I said whit anger and determination in my voice.

“Well that’s good to hear my friend, it would be a pleasure to see how would you result after the body adapter spellHoofbeat says with a really warm smile on his face.

“YAY I'm going to have a new friend” Eris says with her girly voice.

“Umm guys can we get to the normal world please my head it’s starting to hurt” I said while I star felling a small but sharp pain in both sides of my head. And then I feel a force pulling me out.

Back to the normal world….

“nnnngh my head it’s killing me” I said while waking up.

“Sorry, it’s the side effect of dream walking spell if I use it on more than one pony”  Starnight said while standing next to me. But there was something different I was no longer in my house I was in some sort of a destroyed palace in the middle of the woods.

“Emm guys were in the name of all the gods that had been in the history of humanity am I” I said to them using all my power to not freak out.

“Well duh we are at the everfree castle inside of the everfree forest” said Eris with innocence in her voice.

A loud slap could be heard as not only me but Hoofbeat, Warren, Starnight and Sunnbeam bring our hands to our foreheads.

“I think that’s obvious Eris what I meant was WHY are we here” I said with anger in my voice.

“Well at the moment that you said you will come with us I thought that you were ready to come so I teleport us here” Eris said with a small smile on her face . I then notice that she already know of the mistake she had done but as this was what I wanted I didn’t push the subject.

“Well I did ask for this to happen so let’s do whatever we need to do” I said whit a small smile on my face.

The ex-gods and goddess look at me with surprise until Starnight said “that’s good to hear. Now what are we about to do is really simple we are going to use a spell that will transform your body to the one you would have if you were born in this world, it may hurt a little so prepare yourself.

“Now please step in to the circle” he said while pointing to the circle in the middle of the room

“Now this might hurt a bit so be prepared” I heard Hoofbeat say before shooting the first light beam towards me.

Then I start feeling weird no good but weird. Another beam of light was shot toward me and this one feels hot but it didn’t burn. Another one was shot and it feels cold on my back. Two more were shot but this tow were really painful I could see Sunnbeam saying something to the others but it’s seems that it’s too late to reverse the spell. And then I felt it. My head started to hurt allot, so as my back actually my whole body started to hurt A LOT!!!!.

“aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH CRAP THIS SHIT HURTS” I was in pain like nothing I ever felt but suddenly with the pain came a tingling that it actually felt really good. ***“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA THE PAIN IS GOING AWAY THE POWER STAY NATURE AND TECHNOLOGY IN ONE WILL LIVE UNTIL TIME IT’S SELF COME TO PEACK”* With the last words out of my mouth I was once again in the darkness.

END OF CHAPTER 2