Life...a cruel, miserable place. Nothing worked out for me. I, a majestic, beautiful creature should deserve a better dwelling then such a desolate, yawn inducing place in which I rotted endlessly.
"D'aw! Just look at him! Isnt he CUTE?" The vibrant, pink pony said to her friends.
"He looks so happy. He's simply precious..." Fluttershy laid on her stomache, her chin resting on her hooves as she cooed over me.
Happy? HAPPY? These mindless ponies knew nothing!
"I know!" She agreed, "I got him a new chew toy yesterday. He just ADORES it. He never leaves it alone."
The chew toy lay untouched in the corner of the room.
"You seem to be a very good pet owner, Pinkie. And you just tell me if you ever need me to take care of him, okay?"
"Okilidokili! Will do Flutters!"
Yeah, so that evil rabbit can attack me again. Thanks, Fluttershy.
Rainbow Dash stared cautiously, "Doesn't he BITE?"
Pinkie Pie better not say how helpless and sweet I am again. 'He would never hurt a fly.' she said! I eat flys all the time, anyway.
"Oh no, Dashie! Gummy is just a helpless, sweet gator! He wouldnt hurt a fly!"
Seriously?
"Besides," Pinkie continued, "He has no teeth! Gummy's name is Gummy for a reason!"
"Ohhhh! I always thought you named him that because you like candy."
I hated it. I hated the fact that I had no teeth. I would eat Pinkie Pie up in two chomps if I had teeth! And that Angel bunny too. And to make matters worse even my NAME constantly reminded me that I WAS helpless. My idiotic earlier owner got me DETEETHED. She was scared I would hurt her precious little fillies. I probably WOULD, but that is why I shouldnt be a ponies pet.
Rainbow Dash stood up. "Well, its time to stop staring at Pinkies gator I think."
"Yup! See ya Gumster!" Pinkie reached out a hoof and pat my head. I bit her mercilissely, hoping to draw as much blood as possible. Of course nothing came out of her hoof, as I have no teeth. What a waste of biting her hoof which smelt like moldy cupcakes. The taste of cupcakes stayed on my tongue. I hate that taste, I hate cupcakes. The just represented their depressing world which they thought was bright and cheerful. Disguisting. Disgraceful. What an awful world Equestria is.
"See ya Gummy!" Pinkie Pie waved a hoof at me.
I had a plan. Destroy Equestria. I would do it. I would. Starting with Pinkie Pie and spreading to all of Equestria. If I can't be happy then neither can they. But to be fair I would warn Pinkie Pie before I ended her.
Permanently.
I had the plan all ready. I would lure her into my trap with her favorite thing. Candy. Her friends would be soon after, easily defeated with their weakness of losing Pinkie Pie.
They were leaving the room.
I had one chance to do this.
I was going to do this and end Equestria.
And what I said stopped her in her tracks.
"SQUAWK."
