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Angle Bunny scurried into FlutterShy’s tail, before Sollux could notice him. The strange machine and Sollux’s eyes began to glow red and blue. The machine then floated over to the colt and landed right in front of him.

“How did you do that? I thought only unicorns could perform magic?” she said in amazement.

“Oh that wa2n’t magic, magic i2 fake 2hit! I’m just u2ing my p2yonic. I gue22 it2 kind of like magic though.” he looked down at his wings and plucked one of his loose feathers off and began to use the feather to press the buttons on the machine.

--CURRENT twinArmaggendos [CTA] responded to memo--

CTA: alriight Rariity you wiin!

CCA: wwhat?!

CTA: Flutter2hy ii2 real, and II gue22 Rariity ii2 two….

CCA: so that means…wwe all havve to come out…

CCG: yes now come out everypony! We have a lot of talking to do!

--- Current carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW closed FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY---

Rarity looked over at Karkat.

“Karkat, dear, you really need to rename that memo board of yours! Its soooo….vile!” She whined.

Karkat rolled his eyes.

“Well, lets meet up with FlutterShy before the other troll-pony gets her so nervous she’ll faint!” Dash joked, causing Karkat to chuckle.

Without another word the five fillies and the colt stepped on to the platform and met up with FlutterShy and another colt.

“Oh hi guys!” the butterscotch pegasis smiled, “This is Sollux Captor!”

“Hey.” Sollux said bluntly.

Soon the platform with the Aquarius symbol goes off, there standing on it is a grayish-violet colt with a black and violet mane, his tail was hidden by his cape and he had several bracelets on and he wore glasses, obviously they were necessary. His horns were shaped like lightning bolts, but they were a little more slanted. He also had gills on his cheeks and ears which showed that he was one of the two sea-dwellers.

“Wwell isn’t this a predicament.” he said sarcastically.

“I’m guessing you’re Eridan.” Rarity smiled, she was surprised that the colt at least tried to be fashionable with his cape, scarf and excessive amount of jewelry.

“And I’m guessin you’re Rarity.” Eridan said scanning her.

“Yes that’s me!” She smiled

“Wwell I can’t believve that Kar didn’t actually havve a mental break down.” Eridan said glancing at Karkat.

“The fuck is that supposed to-” Karkat was interrupted by AppleJack hitting him on the back of the head.

“Now what have we bin sayin’ about yer language?” AppleJack growled at the troll.

“…..I need to watch my language…”

“That’s right! Now just were are the rest of yer friends?” AppleJack asked.

“Wwoww Kar! You of all people gettin over powwered by a girl! But then again that really is much of a surprise…” Eridan teased.

“That2 true, e2pecially when it came to TZ” Sollux chuckled.

Before anyone could respond a noise came from the machine in front of Sollux. He got his feather and began typing.

---adiosToreador began trolling twinArmaggedons---

AT: uH,,,,,,, sOLLUX IS vRISKA DOWN THERE?….

TA: no why?

AT: bECAUSE gAMZEE AND i DON’T WANT TO RUN INTO HER LIKE WE DID THE LAST TIME AND NOT TO MENTION……SHE IS JUST….SCARY… WE’RE TIRED OF BEING MANIPULATED BY HER

AT: well 2he i2n’t down here, 2o the both of you can come down here

---adiosToreador ceased trolling twinArmaggedons---

Sollux sighed, he knew that he had a point.

The plat form with the Capricorn symbol went off twice, standing on the Capricorn platform, were two pegasi, one of them was grayish-purple colt, his black mane and tail were very messy. His horns were like a goats horns. The feathers on his wings were ruffled and messy like his mane and tail. He wore black and white clown makeup and his cutie-mark was the symbol of the Capricorn.

The other pegasis was shorter than the Capricorn, he was a gray-brown pegasus, his black mane was neatly cut like a Mohawk, his tale was long though. His wings were properly taken care of. His horns were like a bull’s horns, but shorter. His cutie-mark was the symbol of the Taurus.

Rarity screamed in horror and ran up to the Capricorn colt.

“Dear Celestia! What happened to your coiffure?!” she asked dramatically.

“Oh you mean my motherfuking hair? Nothing. Its always been this way…” the Capricorn smiled in a ditzy way, “Your hair is motherfucking beautiful though.”.

“Thanks for the compliment dear, but what about your hair?!”

“Uh…Gamzee’s hair has always been this way!” the Taurus pegasis said in similar way as FlutterShy.

“Twilight! We need to take him to my boutique this instant!” Rarity cried.

“For once in mah life Ah agree with her Twi…” AppleJack sighed.

Sollux, Karkat, and Eridan began to laugh at the fillies.

“What is so funny?!” Rarity growled.

“You sound exactly Kanaya!” Karkat laughed.

“Who is Kanaya?” Rainbow asked.

“She is the only one here that knowws more about fashion than anyone on this meteor.” Eridan chuckled.

“But 2he doe2n’t include u2 in it becau2e 2he knows we could care le22 than we already do on the 2ubject…” Sollux smiled.

“Care less?! How could you say such a thing! Why I can’t believe such a thing?!” Rarity shouted.

“Oh boy, here we go….” AppleJack groaned.

“Fashion is up most top priority! Especially if you try to fit in in Cantorlot! But right now you are all given the opportunity to meet the Princesses of Equestria! You need look your best if you want to make a good impression.” Rarity said flipping one of her curls back.

“Wow… Fashion must be very important here…” the Taurus pegasus mumbled.

“Well to her its top priority, but it is very important in Cantorlot.” Rainbow said crossing her arms.

“If it2 2o important to you I’ll get Kanaya to come down here….” Sollux groaned.

He began using a feather to push buttons on the machine that sat beside him. Once he stopped, he said, "There! 2he 2hould be here any-"

he was cut off by the platform with the Virgo symbol. On the platform was a gray-jade unicorn, her black mane and tail were neatly kept, her horns were mismatching, one was pointing upward while the other was similar but a part of it was curving outward. Her cutie-mark was the symbol of Virgo. She had a red bag in her mouth. She put the bag down and smiled.

“Sollux told me that one of you wanted a brush… so I brought my bag of  brushes and combs, there is also a cloth in there too.” She said in very proper manner, “I am actually very glad someone actually wants to restyle Gamzee’s hair.”

“Oh its no problem dear! I’m just glad that there is somepony who actually cares about fashion on this tacky rock!” Rarity levitated the red bag and opened it up as the Trolls watched in awe.

She pulled a brush out of the bag and began brush Gamzee’s hair back as she hummed the song Becoming Popular. Soon his mane and tail were brushed down and had bit of a wavy look to them. She began to preen his wings. Once she finished, Rarity then levitated the cloth and rubbed off all of Gamzee’s makeup.

Rarity’s blue eyes sparkled when she saw the way the troll looked without his makeup and with his mane and tail brushed neatly along with his wings properly preened wings. He was actually pretty handsome.

“There much better!” she smiled.

The Taurus pony began to scan the colt next to him.

“Wow Gamzee! You look handsome!” he said in a cute tone.

“R-…Really Tav?” Gamzee said shyly.

“Really.” the Taurus replied.

The duo seem to stare into each other’s eyes for a long while. Rarity looked at the two and walked over to Kanaya and whispered, “Are they a couple?”

The female troll giggled at the question, “Yes, Gamzee and Tavros are an odd couple, but trust me. They are perfect for each other.”

“Oh, I thought they were in a relationship, I didn’t want to assume that they were when their not! They look so cute together!” Rarity smiled.

The two girls giggled, but before they can continue their conversation the Scorpio platform goes off.

“Taaaaaaaavros!!!”

The who called the grey-brown pegasis was a grayish-cobalt earth pony, her black mane and tail were slightly messy and her horns were like Kanaya’s except one of them looked like a wrench. She also wore glasses. Her cutie mark was the symbol of the Scorpio.

The Scorpio pony looked over to the troll couple, she pouted and gave an annoyed look.

“Well, Gamzee it seems you actually cared about your appearance for once in your life!” She said in an extreme sarcastic tone and smiled, “But you still look like shit!”

The Scorpio began to laugh hysterically. It caused the rest of the trolls to become annoyed, and it also made Rarity feel insulted.

“Shut up, Vriska!” Tavros yelled breaking his shy-streak, “You shouldn’t even talk! You barley even brush your hair, heck even Feferi brushes her hair more than you do!”

“Oh so now you’re actually acting like you have real confidence?!” the Scorpio growled, “You should dump that poor excuse for a high blood! Oh wait! You are perfect for him! Maybe I should break your legs again so that way he can never leave your side!”

In utter fear, Tavros began to hide behind Gamzee.

“So you’re the evil pony that Princess Celestia told us about!” Rainbow Dash shouted as she flew in front of Vriska.

“What do mean I’m ‘evil’?” Vriska said in an annoyed tone.

“Well lets see,

One: You made one of your friends jump off a cliff!

Two: You made another one kill the love of his life!

And lastly: You made another one go blind!” Dash growled.

Vriska began to laugh hysterically, “You call that evil?!”

Dash began to get annoyed.

“Rainbow! Don’t listen to her!” Twilight yelled over to her.

Dash looked a Twilight, She winked at her and she winked back. Obviously they knew something that the trolls didn’t know and they were going to keep it a secret. She then glare at Vriska and flew away from her.

“That’s pathetic!” Vriska smiled evilly, “You’re going to listen to her?!”

“Vri2ka, will you 2hut up already?! I 2wear to God, you get more annoying everyday!” Sollux growled loudly.

“Yeeesh! Sollux, I said I was sorry! I even told Aradia that I was sorry for making you kill her! What else do you want me to do?!”

“Let me think, oh I got it! Go to hell!” Sollux hissed.

The two began to argue to a point where Karkat began to cover his ears to ignore them and Tavros, Gamzee and Eridan joined the argument. Rarity turned to Kanaya, “Do they always act like this.”

“This is actually the worst argument they have had so far…” Kanaya sighed.

“Oh dear, at least she isn’t going to be able to harm anypony now that she is in Equestria.” Rarity smiled sweetly.

“What do you mean by that?”

“Well you see here in Equestria, if you try to do any harm to anypony or to Equestia itself you will ether be banished to the Bad-Lands, where dragons live, to the Moon, to the Sun, or the Tartarus. But if it doesn’t seem fitting you will be executed on a stage in Cantorlot for everypony to see.” Rarity sighed.

“You’re joking right?” Kanaya gasped.

“No, I’m not.”

“I see you take these things seriously here…” Kanaya smiled and became skeptical, “Well I’m guessing you have books on the subject.”

“Twilight has plenty of them!” Rarity smiled sweetly.

Suddenly the Pisces platform went off and standing on it was a grayish-bubblegum pink unicorn, her mane and tail were neater than the way Gamzee had his, but they looked like she jumped into a lake and came out and let them it drip-dry. Her horns were the same length as Gamzee‘s, but they were going strait up then curving back wards. She wore goggle-like glasses, a gold necklace and head band that had the same symbol as her cutie-mark, the Pisces symbol. She also had gills on her cheeks and ears showing that she was the second sea-dweller

She seemed surprised by the argument, she looked over at Rarity and Kanaya. She  then ran over to them, avoid the arguing trolls.

“Kanaya! Why are they arguing?!” The Pisces asked with a worried tone in her voice.

“Vriska was insulting Gamzee and Tavros again, then Sollux yelled at Vriska. That’s how it started.” Kanaya sighed in despair, “Its going to take several hours to get them to stop….”

“Knowing Sollux and Eridan, they will start fighting and trying to kill each other!” the Pisces said looking at the arguing trolls.

“Several hours?! Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no! We can’t wait that long or let that happen!” Rarity shouted, and ran over to Twilight and her friends and Karkat.

“Twilight! We can’t let this continue! We need to stop the argument! If we don’t it will ether continue for several hours or they will try to kill each other!” Rarity said shaking Twilight furiously.

“W-…What?!” FlutterShy squeaked, as she hid behind Karkat who was still covering his ears.

“Well how are we going to stop them?!” Dash asked.

Twilight looked at the trolls and back at her friends. She then used her magic to make Karkat stop covering his ears.

“Karkat, what do you do to make them stop arguing?” Twilight asked.

“I don’t do anything! Just let them go at it! Its their problem not mine!” he growled, “When you live on a meteor with all of them, you get used to their annoying tendencies…”

“WHAT?!” The fillies shouted at the same time.

“Why would ya let a thing like that continue?!” AppleJack asked.

Karkat frowned and sighed.

“Because I’m the worst leader in the history of leaders and they are the worst team in the history of teams!” he looked down at his hooves, “We were always getting into arguments and always fighting each other. I sometimes blame my self for failing them, for letting them argue instead of having them complete our goals. But then I think that it was their fault for failing me, Eridan always got into fights with Sollux, Vriska for killing Aradia and barley even helping Tavros, and teased him and bragged about breaking his legs, and claiming that ‘she had all the irons in the fire’. I don’t know who failed who, but I think it really started with Vriska or Eridan….”

“Why Eridan” Twilight asked.

“He kept challenging Sollux to a fight…” Karkat mumbled.

“Oh.”

“Twi, how are we gonna stop them?” AppleJack asked, “I think its getten worse!”

Twilight began to think. Soon an idea popped in her head.

“Pinkie, do you have your party cannon?” Twilight asked with a smile on her face.

“Of course I do Twi!” Pinkie Pie pulled the party cannon out of thin air, causing Karkat to jump back.

“H-…How did she do that?” he asked.

“Don’t question it, trust me, it’ll drive you crazy before you even get close to finding the answer. I learned that the hard way. “ Twilight said patting his back.

“Okay…” Karkat responded nervously.

“AppleJack, Pinkie Pie! I’m going to try to stop them from arguing, if they continue I want the two of you to tie them up with your ropes and streamers! Rarity, Rainbow Dash, FlutterShy the thee of you can join in if it gets to out of control!” Twilight commanded.

“Right!” the fillies, except for FlutterShy, said in sync.

“What about us?” Kanaya and the Pisces troll walked over to the group.

“Well…Kanaya and…”

“Feferi Pexies.” the Pisces giggled.

“Well Kanaya and Feferi, do you know how to use magic?” Rarity asked.

“We can use magic?” Kanaya asked, confused.

“All unicorns can use magic. Remember how I levitated the bag, brush, and cloth? I used a basic Levitation Spell to do it!” Rarity smiled.

The two female trolls looked at each other then back at Rarity.

“Were going to have to save that for later, girls!” Twilight said interrupting the conversation.

Twilight took a deep breath, then used her teleportation spell to get into the middle of the arguing trolls, causing them to jump a little in surprised.

“Listen to me everypony! I know you all have a bit of a disagreement with each other, but you all need to stop this at once!” Twilight commanded, “This won’t solve anything!”

“Oh what do you know?! Vri2ka is an evil bitch! Alway2 have been and alwa2 will be!” Sollux angrily shouted, “2he needs to know her place!”

“I am not evil!” Vriska screamed, “And you need to know your place!

“Quit denying it Vriska! You are evil!” Tavros screamed at the Scorpio.

The trolls continued the argument, saying things that would rather not be mentioned. Twilight looked at her friends and winked, signaling them to stop the argument. Pinkie Pie got her party cannon and popped up in front of Vriska at an incredible speed and blasted the cannon in the troll’s face which completely wrapped her up in streamers of all colors. AppleJack got her lasso and caught Sollux causing him to struggle. Rarity levitated Eridan’s scarf causing him to be confused and allowing himself to get tied up with his own scarf. Rainbow Dash swiftly flew around Gamzee and Tavros, trapping them in a spectrum tornado. AppleJack threw her extra rope to Dash, she caught it and wrapped the two pegesi quickly, when she stopped the two were tied tightly together, dizzy from the spinning and momentum.

“Wa2 all that really nece22ary?…” Sollux asked, annoyed from the current situation.

“We didn’t want ya to trah and hurt each other! Not to mention ya’ll were getting a little feisty.” AJ responded.

“Yeaaaah, right. You are ju2t trying to irritate u2, aren’t you?!” Sollux growled.

“Are ya callin me a liar?”

“What el2e would I be calling you?”

AppleJack began to glare at Sollux.

“Sollux, be nice!” Feferi commanded.

Sollux rolled his eyes, “Why 2hould I li2ten to you?”

“SOL! Ether you listen to Fef, or I will make you listen her!” Eridan shouted.

“No, that won’t be necessary, ya’ll. He’ll learn his lesson soon enough.” AJ sighed.

“Are you sure?” Feferi asked, concerned.

“Yeah AJ, I mean this guy has a worse attitude than the one you had during last year’s Apple Buck Season!” Rainbow exclaimed.

“Ahm sure! Ah know just the pony who can handle him.” AJ smiled and glanced at FlutterShy.

“How can she handle him, she can’t even jump into a fight!” Karkat said looking at the butterscotch pegasis behind him.

Angel bunny then got out of FlutterShy’s tail and kicked Karkat.

“What the-?!” Karkat looked at the upset rabbit.

“Angel! That wasn’t nice! I’m so sorry about that, Angel usually isn’t like this.” FlutterShy said while picking up Angel while the bunny glared at Karkat.

“Its okay, your lusus, must be very over protective of you if its like this!” Karkat said confused.

“Whats a ‘Lusus’?” Twilight asked.

Before Karkat could answer the Sagittarius platform went off twice.

“Equius, tell me again why can’t I wear my hat?”

“Because we are going to meet royalty, it is disrespectful to wear such attire. And besides I don’t want you to stoop to a low blood’s level!”

On the platform was two earth ponies, one was a mare with a gray-olive coat and a black mane but her tail was blue for some reason. Her horns were like cat ears. Her cutie-mark was the symbol of the zodiac Leo.

The other was a colt with a grayish-blue coat, his black mane and tail were strait and semi long. He looked a lot like Big Macintosh but a bit shorter. He wore cracked sunglasses. One of his horns was broken near the base but the other wasn’t and it looked like an arrow. His cutie-mark was the symbol of the Sagittarius.

“What the heck happened here?!” The Sagittarius pony asked in shock.