The Daily Lives of High School Colts

by Grave_Wing

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Anthro, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 20270

The comedic story of three students of Canterlot High. This story doesn't take itself seriously.

[Feedback would be awesome!]
This is the comedic story of three young colts that must survive the dangers and terrors of the daily life of Highschool.
Follow our heroes Wild Star, Morning Star, and Blue Bass as they dedicate their lives to fight crime and the forces of evil!
And by crime I mean, the deadly terrors known as: The Daily Lives of High School!
And by evil I mean jocks, fashionista's, nerds, and every other terrible thing about high school.

This is by first fic so bear with me. And also, this is an alternate universe/anthro so certain characters are different ages. Oh and this fic doesn't take itself seriously and isn't linear at all. HAVE FUN!

Published 2013-07-06 07:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-22 20:04:06 UTC

Pilot

“PUSH HONEY! PUSH LIKE YOU MEAN IT!”

“I’m TRYING!”

“Push harder! If that baby doesn’t get out of your stomach I won’t get you those earrings you want!”

The sound of crying filled the small hospital room. The stallion had a large grin in his face as the two male doctors held the small infant in their hands. He looked like a business pony, the black suit he wore lying on one of the sofas in the room. His black tie hung loosely around his neck. His white shirt was damp under his armpits and on his back, an indication that he’s been their long.

He wiped away some liquid pride off his cream fur as his golden eyes started to swell with tears. The doctors checked the child’s gender before handing the now quiet child to him. The baby was wrapped in a blue blanket, indicating its gender. The boy was a soft white, just like his heavily breathing mother. A streak of yellow divided its small amount of blue hair.

“It’s a colt, Snowy.” The man smiled. He turned to face his wife. “It’s an actual-OOF!”

Snowy Jazz, the mare in the bed, slammed the stallion right in the face with a pillow. He stumbled backwards, keeping his arms over the small baby. He looked to see his wife starring daggers at him. Beads of sweat started to form on his forehead, even though there already was some on his forehead, wetting his light blue mane.

“What, are you crazy?” the stallion yelled, still slightly frightened at the look his wife is giving him. “I could’ve dropped the baby!”

“Saying that you wouldn’t get me those earrings I want if I don’t give birth?” Snowy Jazz said with a hint of playfulness. “Ace, you of all ponies should know that you’re getting me those regardless.”

Ace smiled and walked over to his wife. He gave her a peck on the forehead before laying the baby on her lap. Her soft white cheeks started to turn a shade of red as she looked at her adorable child she brought to this world. The baby smiled at his mother, his eyelids starting to close as the baby started to drift to sleep.

“So what are we going to name him?” Ace asked, wrapping an arm around his wife. He brushed her ear which made her blush deepen. Snowy Jazz thought for a moment before smiling.

“Morning Star;” She smiled. “Anytime I’d sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star he’d calm down in my stomach. I think it’s appropriate.”

“Morning Star it is.” The baby smiled in its sleep, recognizing its name.

* * *

6 Years Later...

“MORNING STAR! GET YOUR FLANK DOWN HERE!” Ace yelled from the kitchen. “Breakfast is ready!”

“Ace, watch your language!” Snowy shot at. Ace put an arm behind his head and gave her an apologetic look. She rolled her eyes and smiled, remembering that look ever too much.

Snowy Jazz shook her head and looked out the window of their house. It was a sunny day in Canterlot. The skies were clear with no sight of clouds for miles. Birds chirped as they sat on rooftops and perched in trees. Not a lot of carriages rode down this street making it somewhat quiet.

She looked across the street to see a ‘For Sale’ sign on the front line of their neighbor’s townhouse. She frowned as she remembered that they were moving due to their parents. She smiled as she remembered the good times she had with her friend across the street. With a sigh, she breathed in the late summer air and exhaled, not hearing the soft pitter patter of hooves on the wooden floor.

“Morning mommy!” a young colt smiled as he wrapped his small arms around his mother’s legs. She gasped as she looked at her small bundle of joy. “What’s for breakfast?”

“Nu uh, you’re having nothing for breakfast.” Ace said from his seat, his hooves on the table. Jazz looked at him wish shock in his eyes. His lower lip was trembling and his eyes were about to burst into tears.

“But daddy, why?” Morning star asked. Ace got up and smiled.

“Because you woke up late,” Ace smiled. “And for your crimes, you will be punished by THE TICKLE MONSTER!”

Morning Star screamed in horror as Ace ruffled up his mane so it covered his eyes. He started to run over to Morning Star who bolted away. Ace and Morning Star chased each other around the house, Jazz’s playful screams echoing around the small town-house. Snowy Jazz rolled her eyes as she began to set the table.

Her horn glowed to life as she placed forks and knives in their spots on the table. The cabinet behind her opens and three plates floated out in a soft yellow hue. She forked up a couple pancaked and placed two on each plate. The sound of laughed came from upstairs, causing her to shake her head. With a sigh, Arctic placed the plates in the front of each seat on the table.

“Mommy!” Morning Star called. Snowy looked over her shoulder to see his running down the stairs, a smile on his face. “I defeated the tickle monster!”

“Wow, you’re so strong Morning Star!” Arctic said in amazement. She bent down and ruffled the colts’ mane. “Now you get the grand prize!”

“Pancakes! My favorite!” Morning Star jogged over to his seat and began devouring the two pancakes on his plate. Ace flew into the room and took a seat next to him. Snowy soon joined in.

“Hey kiddo, I bet you can’t beat your old man in an eating contest!” Ace gave Morning Star a sly grin.

“You’re going down!” Morning Star grinned. Lace watched in amazement as the two began to woof down the pancakes like savages.

“Colts.” Lace shook her head.

* * *

“Here we are kiddo.” Ace and Morning Star both stood outside of a small preschool. “Preschool.”

Fillies and Colts ran around the small front lawn of the school. On the side were a bunch of kids playing on the jungle gym and other playground items. The school had many windows, something that Snowy pressured Ace that they must have. Inside could be seen a group of kids playing with blocks and reading books.

Parents could be seen watching their children in the distance. some had to rush over to the playground to help their kids from getting injured. While others waved at their kids before bursting into tears and holding them again. Ace rolled his eyes. That was the main reason he took Morning Star to school instead of Snowy. She was too clingy.

“Dad, there are a lot of kids here…” Ace looked down to see Morning Star clinging to his jeans, hiding his face from some of the bigger colts and fillies. “What if they don’t like me?” Ace fell to one knee and looked at Morning Star in the eyes.

“Star, it’s not about fitting in. It’s about being yourself.” Ace put a hand on Morning Star’s shoulder. “Don’t be someone else, be you.” The sound of the school bell broke the moment as it indicated that school’s starting before Ace could get up, Morning Star wrapped his arms around his neck in a hug.

“I love you daddy.” Ace stood there for a bit before wrapping his arms around the colt.

“I love you too kiddo.” Minutes felt like hours as they finally broke the hug. Ace looked up to see a couple mares watching the two, smiles on their faces. Ace coughed and got up. “Well, it’s time for you to get to school kiddo. I’ll uhm, see you later.” Morning Star smiled and jogged to the school, his backpack in his hands.

“Who knew Ace could have a kid.” Ace froze as he was familiar with that voice. “The boss wants to talk to you Ace.” Ace waited for the crowd of parents to thin before turning around.

A tall, blue furred stallion stood in front of him. His white mane was slicked back and a large scare went down over his right eye. He wore a dark suit and pants with a red tie that broke up the dark colors. His black sunglasses hid the stallion’s eyes, making him look even more intimidating.

“I quit the mod a long time ago, I just want to live normally.” Ace said coldly. A smirk formed on the mystery stallion’s face

“You can’t just quit the mob Ace,” The stallion pointed at the carriage behind him. “Now get in.”

“And if I refuse?” Ace flinched as the stallion showed the gun that was under his suit. He reluctantly walked over to the carriage and took a seat, followed by the stallion.

“You can’t just quit the Royal Flush Gang so easily, Ace.”

“Shut up Ten.” Ace said. Ten just chuckled and closed the carriage door.

* * *

Morning Star watched his dad get taken by the stallion from the school door. He wanted to run and help but fear gripped him like a vice. He sighed and turned around just to be face to face with three colts. They were all taller than him, causing Jazz to be intimidated by the three.

“What do you know, fresh meat!” the tallest colt grinned. He wore a dark navy shirt with black jeans. His fir was a light red, his blond mane covering one of his eyes. “Welcome to preschool kid.” Jazz breathed in and smiled, trying to look friendly.

“T-Thanks.” Jazz said timidly. “I’m Morning Star. I-I’m new here. And- HEY!” Morning Star grabbed his bag from one of the three colts. “That’s mine!”

“We know.” The tallest one said. He pushed Jazz to the floor and grabbed his back. Morning Star watched in horror as one of the more bulky colts emptied the contents of the small back on the floor. “Oh great, lunch! I forgot to bring mine!”

“That’s my lunch!” Morning Star tried to grab if from the colt just to miss completely due to the colt’s height. “You have no right to steal my lunch!” the tall colt’s grin increased tenfold. He went up into Morning Star’s face, his yellow eyes burning through Morning Star’s blue eyes. Morning Star’s ears soon went down in fear.

“We own this school short fry. We can do whatever we want. Advantage of being older.” The bully shoved Morning Star to the ground and walked away, picking up the wrapped sandwich off the floor. “Now go to class newbie, I’ll see you at the playground.”

Morning Star sat on the floor and watched at the three walked away, laughing at the colt. Tears started rolling down his cheeks as he curled himself in a corner. He sniffled and cried as he couldn’t do anything. No one came to help him, no one liked him. The first day of school and he already hated it. His shirt began to get soaked in tears as he cried in silence.

“Hey, are you ok?” Morning Star stopped crying. He looked up to see two colts standing in front of him.

“C’mon Bass, we’re going to be late for class.” One of the colts said. He wore a red shirt with blue pants. His blond mane covered his eyes. He crossed his arms as he looked down the hall for any teachers. His red wings stretched out, indicating that he was a Pegasus.

“Hold on Wild Star,” the second one said, getting down to his knees so he’s eye level with Morning Star. He wore an orange sweater with some beige cargo shorts. His red and orange mane covered half of his yellow face. His green eyes looked at Morning Star with concern. A small horn grew out from his forehead. “Seems like you met the bullies of the school, huh?” Morning Star nodded and wiped away his tears with his sleeve.

“Forget him Bass, He’s on his own.” Wild Star scoffed.

“No,” Bass got up and faced his friend. “I’m not leaving him here Wild Star. Thrill and his gang have been bullying all of us for too long! It’s time we take a stand! Not just for us, but for the whole school. Including the new colt!” Wild Star watched as Bass helped Morning Star to his hooves.

“Why are you helping me?” Morning Star asked. Bass looked at Morning Star and smiled.

“That’s what friends do. We help each other.” Bass paused. “Well, if you want to be friends.”

“I’ve never had fiends before.” Morning Star said sheepishly. This made Bass’ smile increase.

“Then that means we’re the first! And hopefully not the last!” Bass stuck his hand out infront of Jazz. “My names Blue Bass and grumpy pants over here is Wild Star. What’s yours?”

“M-My names Morning Star.” Jazz sniffled. He sheepishly shook Bass’ hand and smiled. He finally made a friend. Or friends in this case.

And these would become his best friends in the world.

* * *

10 Years Later…

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

Morning Star shuffled in his small bed. He grumbled as the alarm clock that sat on the table next to his bed continued to ring. With a groan, Morning Star slammed his hand on the alarm. He sighed in relief when his room went silent. He shifted back to his side and began to drift back to sleep.

Knock Knock

“Five more minutes mom…” Morning Star grumbled.

Knock Knock

“I said five more minutes!” Morning Star yelled. He tossed a pillow at his door and growled, covering his head under his sheets.

CRASH!

Morning Star screamed as a fireball crashed through his window. He sat op and cowered under his blankets, holding his chest in horror. His room was a mess. Well messier than it was before. His walls were covered in posters of games and sports. He screeched as the one poster he had of a mare in a bikini in his room was now set ablaze by the mystery fireball that shot into his room.

Morning Star scrambled to his hooves and tried blowing out the fire. He groaned as the oxygen only increased the flames. He quickly rushed into his washroom and grabbed a cup of water. He splashed it on the fire and continued the process until he had a puddle of water and ash on his floor.

“Uhh whoops!” said a voice from outside. “My bad!”

Morning Star looked to the window just to be almost startled to death. A young stallion hovered in front of the window, the horn on his head glowing a faint blue. The yellow stallion wore a grey sweater with a pair of blue jeans. His red and orange hair covered his eyes, making it almost look like he can’t see. The young stallion smiled sheepishly as he looked at the damage.

“What the buck was that Blue!” Morning Star yelled. “You scared me out of my mind!” Blue Bass frowned.

“My bad Morning Star, I tried to wake you up by shooting a small amount of magic.” Blue Bass chuckled. “I’m still used to this whole magic thing.”

“You could've gotten me killed!” Morning Star shot at. “I mean, you almost set the- Dude are you flying?”

Blue Bass nodded in response. “Yeah, I perfected the levitation spell! I can fly like a Pegasus now!”

“Wild Star’s going to have a fit when he learns that dude.” Morning Star chuckled. “Although, you can only do that long enough until your energy drains.”

“Yeah, kind of a bummer huh?” Blue Bass scoffed. “Anyways, I’ll meet you downstairs. Your mom’s making pancakes.” Blue Bass tried to float himself down, only to fall to the concrete floor. Jazz shook his head and walked into his bathroom.

Morning Star looked at himself in the mirror. His mane grew into a long mullet that was a significant length. A patch of blue hair grew on his chin, creating a small goatee. He yawned as he grabbed his toothbrush from the small cup on his sink. He squeezed on some toothpaste on the brush and soaked it, letting the toothpaste activate as he began to brush his teeth, he glanced at his shattered window.

He smiled as he saw the many photos of him, Wild Star, and Blue Bass growing up over the years. He froze as he glanced at the calendar that sat next to his clock. It was September 3rd

The first day of High School.

“Ack SHIT!” Morning Star coughed as he choked on is toothbrush. He spat out the plastic stick and rinsed his mouth.

Morning Star rushed into to his closet and grabbed a random pair of jeans and a t-shirt. He tried to put on his jeans only to groan in frustration as his morning wood hasn’t gone away yet. With a sigh, Jazz clenched his teeth as he forced his jeans up, wincing at the pain as his member was bent in a weird angle.

He quickly began to put on his shirt when a knock at the door startled him, causing him to lose his balance as he stepped on a magazine. He fell to the ground with a thud as his mother opened the door. Jazz pushed his head through the top of his shirt just to see his mom’s expression. Her snowy white face was now a shade of pink. Morning Star followed her eyes to the magazine on the floor. His eyes widened as he saw what she was looking at.

“Mom,” He began. “I have. A very. Reasonable. Explanation for that.”

5 MINUTES LATER…..

“Sheesh Morning Star, what took you so long?” Blue asked as Morning star walked out of his house. His face was a beet red, causing Blue to almost laugh out loud. Morning star noticed this and adjusted the hat on his head. He shuffled the bag on his back and began walking to the school, Blue Bass in tow.

“Dude, you look like an apple.” Blue chuckled.

“My mom found a clop magazine in my room.” Morning Star groaned. “I don’t even remember having that issue in my room.”

“So you DO read clop magazines!” Blue gasped a devious smile on his face. Morning Star froze, glancing over his shoulder to his friend.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Morning Star asked.

“Well I was testing teleportation spells so I teleported a clop magazine into your room to prank you.” Blue grin started to increase. “But now that I know you already have a ‘supple’ of clopfics, I can ruin you li-ACK!”

“YOU SON OF A BITCH!” Morning star yelled. Blue Bass looked into his friends eyes to see the fire that could burn whole worlds. Blue quickly teleported out of the clutches of his friend. He soon appeared behind the young stallion.

“Just like The Great and Powerful Trixie, They’ll never know how she did-“

“DIE!” Morning Star yelled as he tried to grab his friend. Blue screamed as he began to run away from the feral beast known as his friend.

“It was just a joke Morning Star! JUST A JOKE!”

“I’LL SHOW YOU A JOKE!”

* * *

Wild star stood under a tree in the front lawn of the high school. He glanced at his watch for the time and growled. His spikey blond mane was now sagging due to the heat. He too no mind to the other high school students that were socializing among themselves. Unlike Blue Bass and Morning Star, Wild Star was a year older. This meant he’s already been though a year of the hardships of High school.

His ears perked up as he heard the sound of yelling and laughing. This was rare in Canterlot High. Very rare to be honest. This caused the school to go silent as they even heard it too. Two young stallions could be seen in the distance chasing each other. The large dust cloud that was behind them indicated how fast they were running.

“Get your flank back here Blue!” Wild Star groaned at the all too familiar voice.

“I was always faster than you, Morning Star!” said another voice. All the students were watching the two colts running to the school like a freight train.

Suddenly, the unthinkable happened. Blue gasped as he tripped over the curb of the school sidewalk. The world started to spin as slowly as possible as Blue Bass slowly started to fall face first on the green grass. In a flash, Wild Star rushed to Blue’s position and caught him in mid-air. Time started to go as normal as the crisis was averted.

“Thanks Wild Star.” Blue chuckled. A sly grin crept on Wild Star’s face.

“I GOT YOU NOW!” Wild Star and Blue Bass couldn’t react quickly enough as Morning Star collided with the duo.

The three were launched into one of the trees in front of the school. Morning Star was soon followed up by the kicked up dust. They all groaned in pain as the dust cloud cleared. Wild Star blew his hair out of his face, a hint of annoyance on his face.

“Well that was painful.” Wild Star said weakly. Morning Star and Blue Bass groaned in response. The three began to laugh weakly at the predicament they were in. they soon began to get to their hooves, brushing the dirt off their clothes.

“So how about that first impression?” Morning Star chuckled. Wild Star thought for a moment.

“Well you went from being newbies to being dorks.” Wild Star grinned. “It’s an upgrade. Trust me.” Blue Bass stood and stared at the large school.

The whole school looked like it was made of marble. A stone statue of a horse stood in the center of the school courtyard. A large gateway in front of the school had the name of the school carved in the marble. The high school was easily two stories high with windows in each classroom. Trees and benches littered the front and sides of the school.

“This place is huge Wild Star!” Blue Bass gasped.

“Wait until you get inside.” Wild Star grinned.

RIIIIIIIIIING!

Students started to walk into the school. Some new students stood back for a while before bravely walking into the fire. Wild Star began to walk into the school, slinging his back onto his back.

“Wild Star, where are you going?” Morning star called.

“Class.” Wild Star called back.

“Aren’t you going to give us a tour?” Blue Bass asked.

“Later! For now, you’re on your own!” Wild Star started to disappear into the crowd, leaving Blue, Morning star, and a couple new students out on the field. Blue Bass looked over to Morning Star who gave him a confident look. Blue smiled and nodded.

Thus, the first day of school began

The Daily Lives of High School Colts, Part 2

Location: Canterlot High Cafeteria

The cafeteria was much larger than it looked on the outside. Two double doors lead into the massive, two story building. Tables and chairs were set evenly in the middle of the building and on the sides. A massive glass window illuminated the large building and bathed it in the light of the sun. Vending machines were located on the right wall. a long line spiraled from the back of the cafeteria to the sides of the wall as a mare dished out food for the students. Two stairs located on each side of the massive room lead to the upper floor.

“This place is bigger than the school…” Morning Star was marveling in the sheer size of the room.

“Yeah, but the foods nothing special,” Wild Star groaned. “Excluding Hay is Tuesday Sandwiches.”

“…..What?”

“Don’t ask,” Wild Star winced as he moved for a table. “Did you bring a lunch?”

Morning Star smiled. “Yeah its in my backpack!” Morning Star reached for his bag.

Just to grab air.

Morning Star stood in suspended animation. He was surprised and horrified that his bag was lost. He swore he could feel it resting on his back, and yet there was nothing but air. The air of which was all around them. How? How did he lose it? He swore he wouldn’t lose it like every year of school on the first day. And yet, here he was, standing in the cafeteria with his arm frozen in time as it tried to grasp the cloth that was his back. Just to touch nothing.

Memories of his childhood began to flood into his mind. Every year when it was the first day, he always lost his bag. It started in kindergarten and he wanted to stop it in high school. But no, the streak stays alive. The streak and record he’s had for many years stays alive. Its like the world was just playing a cruel game with his life just to have fun. But why? Why him? Why did it have to be him that lost his bag once every year? Why couldn't it be somepony else?

This is all a cruel joke. The world just hates him. And even if it didn't, it just wanted to ruin his life with this constant joke that happened every year. Even though the rest of the year goes smoothly, it will be every year, every first day of school, he will lose his bag. And it’s not just the first day, but the start of every semester. Even after winter break his bag makes a complete Trixie and disappears, never to be seen-

“Did you lose your bag again?” Morning Star was sent out of his trance to see his friend sitting at a table in front of him. He munched on his grass and hay sandwich, the crumbs sticking to his red fur.

“If it makes you feel any better, I brought an extra-“

“NO!” Morning Star said that a bit too loud. Even though he’s been standing there for minutes, no one seemed to mind until he shouted.

“Morning Star it's ok-“

“I’m tired of the world playing this joke on me! I’m finding my bag if it’s the last thing I do!” Morning Star faced his friend, determination in his blue eyes. “It will be my quest to find my bag and finally stop this horrible game that the world has been playing!”

“You’re such a dork…” Wild Star face palmed. But even though he was embarrassed, he couldn't hide the smile on his face. “So what are you going to do?”

“I’m going to surpass god! I’ll find my bag even if it kills me!” Morning Star shot his fit into the air. “And then, this streak will be over!”

“Hey while you’re there, surpassing god and all, can you find Blue?” Wild Star bit into his sandwich. “Hophully he’s not stuck in the stratophsphere.”

“I’ll make it a side quest! Now I’m off!” Morning Star turned on his heels and began to march to the doors of the cafeteria.

Just to bump into another mare.

Again.

Even though Morning Star’s face was already a soft white, his face began to become even paler as horror filled his eyes. He managed to bump into a mare that had a full tray of food in her hands. Now, all the contents of the tray were splattered on the mare’s petite figure. The salad was stuck on the mare’s white face while her orange juice splashed on her seemingly expensive white dress with a soft purple skirt. Her indigo mane was a mess, pieces of her sandwich and other assorted food caught in the curls.

The orange juice began to dampen her white dress, causing the white blouse to be seen through. Her bra was now in full sight and very noticeable due to its purple colour. This caused Morning Star’s face to regain some blood as his cheeks heated up, turning a shade of pink. He could feel his face heating up but he was still embarrassed by the whole situation. He took a step towards the shocked mare, trying to apologize.

The evil that was the orange juice didn’t go to rest. There was enough juice in the cup that it was now all over the floor, making it a death trap. Morning Star’s shoes had no grip due to them being old, making slipping as easy as pie. His foot descended in the pool of orange evil just to slip like ice. Soon, the teenage colt fell forward, colliding with the stunned mare. They both began to fall onto the floor, the whole spectacle bringing the attention of all in the cafeteria.

The mare was now crying in embarrassment as Morning Star landed on top of her soaked body. She screamed as his face landed directly into her soaked chest, her white breasts hugging the burning red face of Morning Star. This was the second time this has happened and even though it was wrong, it felt so good. Her breasts were much bigger that Rainbow’s, providing him with a softer landing. But even though they were both embarrassed, no one said a word.

They lied there for what felt like hours. This was the world giving Morning Star the middle finger. He challenged the world and god himself, and this was their response. They have single-handedly ruined any social status Morning Star had with anyone in the school by making him land in a mares breasts not once, but twice. He could mentally hear the world laugh, tears rolling down its round shape as it created tsunamis as it laughed. He could hear god’s thunderous laugh, the sheer giggles causing storms across the world.

This is what happens when you challenge something out of your league.

He couldn't move, they have trapped him. The diabolical orange juice has made his feet unable to stand. Although he gave credit to the janitor for waxing the floors with such a power, it only made the situation worse. Every time he tried to get up, it pushed his head deeper into the mare’s chest. He could hear them welcoming his superheated face. The blood from his nose began to mix with the orange juice on her shirt, soaking it even more. At this point, it was a series of very unfortunate events. But he could salvage this. He could fix this.

With all the willpower in his body, he slammed his hands into the marble ground. With the strength of Supermane, he hoisted his upper body, the light flooding into his eyes as he escaped the darkness that was this mare’s large breasts. His yellow eyes were met with the mare’s sapphire blue eyes. She was embarrassed, as evident to her blushed face. And yet she hasn't said anything. Then again, neither did him. He didn't even think of what to say! He began to search for the autopilot he was in when talking to Fluttershy, but none was found. This was a crisis and yet his brain shut off! Not even he could comprehend this horror and embarrassment that it overloaded.

They stared at each other for what felt like days. No pony said a word, not even the crowd around them. He glanced over to Wild star for some sort of assistance in this terrible matter that was before them. But this was a mistake. Due to moving his attention to the crowd, the mare soon realized the massive amount of students around them. She was in a trance of which this world has never seen until he looked away. And now that she was conscious, she was aware of the situation.

Morning Star looked back at the mare to see a fire in her eyes. He began to crawl backwards, the rage in her eyes creating a new definition of fear. The room began to get dark as the mare got to her hooves. Her high quality blouse and skirt were covered in orange juice and blood. Her mane was destroyed, her food was gone, and she was embarrassed to a next level. The rage that coursed through the mare’s body made her eyes glow red as she glared at the colt with the hate of 1000 suns. Her right eye twitched as she stared at the colt, her shadow engulfing Morning Star.

“How…. DARE YOU!” Thunder roared from the outside, illuminating the mare for a second. Her accent would be cute if the sheer rage in her eyes didn't make her seem any way but horrifying. “YOU DARE EMBARRASS ME?”

“I-It was an accident.” The boner in Morning Star’s pants disappeared as quickly as possible. He was on the verge of pissing his pants and running, but his brain wasn’t done restarting. The mare’s horn began to glow a faint light blue.

It was going to be a very painful day.

* * *

Location: Canterlot High Parks

“This is actually really good!”

Blue Bass was enjoying the refreshing taste of Applejack’s Apple Cider. Although he could taste the obvious alcohol within the bottle, it was still good. Plus, if the teachers don’t find out about the alcohol content, she could make a huge sale off of Blue himself. He was always a sucker for apples since he met Applejack’s grandmother years ago. He took a small swig and sighed, the alcohol slightly burning his throat.

“So you gonna tell me how in tarnation you made it back to earth?” Applejack was sitting under a tree next to Blue, multiple bottles of cider around her. She wasn’t wasted and neither was blue, so if anything they looked like they were just beating the heat. "Because Gilda has one hell of a punch."

“Hm?” Blue gave her a questionable look. He paused for a moment, remembering what they were talking about. “Just one more.”

“Nu-Uh Sugarcube, you’ve had enough.” Applejack swatted his hand away from the case of cider in between them. “Now start talking.”

“Oh… Uhh… Supermane saved me.” Blue began to reach for the case just to be swatted away again. “Ow!”

“Ah can tell you’re lying from a mile away Blue,” Applejack chuckled, taking a swig from her cider. “Now honest truth. Or you’re not getting any of my cider.”

Blue held in his laughter as his dirty mind interpreted her words into something dirty. His shoulders were shaking as he tried not to laugh out loud.

“What? You want my cider don’t yah, so why the laughing?” tears strolled down Blue’s cheeks as he tried so desperately not to laugh. “Dammit Blue what’s so- You dirty son of a!” Applejacks orange hand slapped Blue with such a force it could’ve knocked the fur off of him. Applejack bursts into laughter as it left a print on his soft yellow face.

“Serves you right Sugarcube!” Applejack fell over as Blue was screaming in agony at the burning pain on his cheek.

“HEEEELP!!!” Their laughter was cut short as someone’s scream could be heard for miles. It was soon followed up by the sound of wheels screeching on the ground. Soon, the doors to the main school burst open, and they were beholden a sight of horror.

Morning star was running as fast as he could, tears streaming from his eyes. Dried up blood was around his nose as he ran for dear life, his footsteps almost sounding like a race car. Close behind the scared out of his mind colt was a white mare with an indigo mane. Hate was plastered on her face like a painting as she was right behind him. Her teeth were clenched together like an iron grip as she ran, rage in her eyes. The two attracted the students that ate outside and some teachers from within the classrooms.

Morning star was running for dear life, jumping and avoiding any obstacles. The mare behind him plowed through anything in her way like a freight train. His brain was awake and instantly initiated the fight or flight program, instantly choosing flight. Now Morning Star was stuck in a fleeing action, his stamina out matching anything of which the students of the school could match. It even made Rainbow Dash, who watched from the track and field track, awe in amazement.

The chase began to make its way to the soccer field, which was in the middle of a small game. Th stallions all stopped as they saw the living bullet and his companion hurtling to them at the speed of sound. They all fanned out as they ran through, creating a small trench in the middle of the court. Morning Star curved around and began running back to the school, the enraged mare not letting up. He was surprised he hasn’t stopped to take a breath, but if you were getting chased by a crazy mare, you’d probably get an infinite supply of stamina.

“Why are all the mares so crazy in this school?” Morning Star screamed as he ran. He could feel the mare’s hot breath on his neck as she got closer.

Morning Star resorted to climbing. He ran up a tree at back breaking speeds, eventually reaching the top. But the mare didn’t give up. She began to climb to the top of the tree, her eyes locked with the terrified eyes of Morning Star. He quickly began throwing sticks and leaves at the crazy mare, hoping that she would stop. But all it did was fuel the rage within the mare. Her horn glowed to life as her magic gripped the colts hoof, desperately pulling him down. he gripped on to every branch, trying as hard as he can to get away.

It was hopeless. No pony could help him at this point. Wild Star was too injured that he could probably not even help while Blue Bass was nowhere to be found. This mare was going to drag him down even if it kills her. And then…. She’s going to kill him…. And this was all because he challenged the world. Morning Star learned a valuable lesson after the branch he was clutching on finally broke. And this was a lesson he’ll never forget.

Never challenge the way of life.

Author's Note

Sorry for the delay :twilightsheepish:
My keyboards been being a jerk as of recently [And by jerk I mean breaking twice :ajbemused:]
So here it is! Hope you enjoy!

The Daily Lives of High school Colts, Part 3

Location:
Canterlot High Infirmary
Time: 12:30

“I’ve never felt so much pain in my whole life.”

“Hey, you’re lucky Applejack was able to pry Rarity off you or you’d be in waay more pain then you are.”

“Experience?”

“Last year…”

The door to the infirmary swung open. Out of the sanitized medical room stepped out two colts, one of which looked more like a mummy than an actual pony.

Morning Star’s first day has been terrible. He’s been embarrassed by his friend infront of his own mother, he singlehandedly avoided getting pummelled to dust by a Minotaur, he bumped into a beautiful mare which made the world stop in its tracks. Actually, today wasn’t such a bad day. Sure he was beaten to a pump by a group of girls and Rainbow Dash and he was chased by Rarity. But when you think about it, it wasn’t that bad of a day.

Now if only he could remember the name of the mare he bumped into.

“Wonderful,” Morning star sighed. “I forgot her name.”

“Who Rarity?” Wild Star was supporting the broken stallion known as his friend on his shoulder. “Trust me, you’ll regret it if you forget her name.”

“No not her,” Morning Star shivered at the memory of Rarity’s red eyes glaring down at him as she unleashed the fury of Hades himself upon him. “The girl I bumped into.”

“That’s rarity.” Wild Star sighed.

“No, the other girl.”

“Gilda?”

“The OTHER girl.” Morning Star’s rage was evident under all the bandages around his face.

“Uh…” Wild Star thought for a moment. “Applejack?”

The sound of Morning Star’s face palm echoed down the empty hall, followed by a soft ‘ow’

“Look dude, I’m no detective,” Wild Star grunted as they both walked down the halls. It would’ve been better if Morning Star actually contributed in walking instead of Wild Star just dragging him around. “But maybe if you described the sexy mare, I’d remember.”

“Why do you think she’s sexy?” Morning Star glanced at his friend in confusion.

“Well you’ve bumped into some of the hottest chicks in the school, even though this school does have its fair in sexy mares.”

“I didn’t think Applejack wasn’t exactly… sexy.”

“Thanks.”

The hall was now frozen in time. Even though there weren’t exactly a lot of students around since they were either in the cafeteria or getting their stuff for the next class, everyone on the school grounds felt the chilling sensation of a mare that was physically enraged by the remark that Morning star said to his friend. No stallion has ever felt such cold as it was right now. Even though it was the end of summer, it was instantly winter in a millisecond.

Wild Star and morning Star’s hearts stopped beating. The pause of their blood flowing in their veins caused their brains to shut down. All motion in their body was now in a stand still as they could feel the burning heat of a mare they knew well standing right behind them. The colts didn’t even have to turn their heads, even though they couldn’t, since they could sense the southern aura coming from the apple mare that stood behind them.

The drop of temperature made them see their own shallow breaths. A cold wind blew in the frozen hall as they just stood there. Nopony said a word for they feared for their lives. Mares and stallions in the area were frozen in time like sculptures in a wax museum as they couldn’t believe what they heard. Even Rainbow Dash, who was talking with one of the new students, even felt the wind shift as fear slammed to the very foundation of the school.

“H-Hey… A-Applejack…” Morning Star stuttered.

“Howdy.” Applejack said coldly. The temperature dropped dramatically.

“H-How long have you been-“

“I was with you in the room.” There was no emotion in her voice.

“S-So you’ve b-been-“

“Yup.” Not even a hint of anger.

No one said a word. Silence engulfed the hall. The deafening sound of nothing could drive anyone insane to the bone. Space even felt jealous at the silence that was in this very hall. Principle Celestia couldn’t even work in the condition she was in, with the combination of the cold coming from some unknown area and the silence which plagued the school.

“L-Listen-“

“It’s OK partner.” Heat began to return in the campus as the assuring voice of Applejack melted away the frozen individuals in the hall. “Ah understand.”

“I-I was just-“ the frozen touch of Applejacks hand on Morning Star’s shoulder put the fur on his body to stand on end. It felt like a dead person was touching him. But not just him, but his soul. His very soul was being penetrated by the sheer touch of this mare.

Alarms were blaring in his head as his brain was back online for the second time today. He could feel his whole body in a panicked state. His brain was packing up all its stuff and preparing to leave, a small suit case in its tiny hands. His body was shocked that his brain was the first to part from this horrible situation. It was usually the one who fixed the problem but now it’s abandoning ship.

‘Forget this, I’m outta here!’

‘What? You can’t just leave!’ his tongue was the first to speak.

‘I can and I will!’ His mission was set in stone.

‘C’mon man, you usually fix this! You can’t just leave!’ Now his stomach was trying to speak sense into the panicking brain.

‘Buck that, this is a lost cause!’

‘A captain always goes down with his ship!’ Morning Star was now speaking to his brain in his head.

‘Not THIS captain!’

“Don’t worry Mornin’ Star, I know you were just jokin’.”

“This broad actually understands?” his brain accidently spoke through Morning Star’s mouth. The colt rapidly shook his head. “I-I mean, you understand? T-That I was joking?”

“Of course ah understand Sugarcube.” Is this the real life? Or is this just- “And ah was just kidding too.”

Fantasy

* * *

Location:
Canterlot Infirmary
Time: 12:55

“You have singlehandedly broken every record of coming to my office on the first day.” Nurse Redheart, the one mare that’s been repairing all of Morning Star’s wounds on the first day, sighed to herself. “And this happened not far from my office too.”

“I’m prone to accidents.” Morning Star mumbled as he got up off the medical bed in the large infirmary.

“I actually believe that.” Nurse Redheart smiled as she looked at the clipboard in front of her. “Well, other from multiple broken bones and a paranoid brain, you should be fine. The magic bandages should heal you up and you should be fine by tomorrow.” Nurse Redheart gave the colt a hard stare. “and this time, keep them on.”

“No promises.” Morning Star grumbled as he got onto his hooves. Gravity hit him like a freight train as he almost fell down if it wasn’t for Wild Star who held him up. “Thanks again Nurse Redheart.”

“Like I have a choice,” Nurse Redheart sipped some coffee from her mug as she sat at her crowded office table. “Oh and Morning Star: try not to piss off every mare in the school.”

“No promises, apparently every mare is just dying to meet me.” Morning Star said with a sly grin.

“Yeah and you’re going to be the one that dies.” Wild Star grunted as he dragged his friend out of the infirmary and into the semi crowded halls. “Anyways, we’re both going to be late for class.”

“Wonderful, first impressions are always the best.” Morning Star grunted as they began to walk down the halls. “Luckily I put the slip Ms. Cheerlie gave me in my pocket and not in my bag.”

“Five bits says that your bags going to be in your room.” Wild Star grinned. Morning Star never declined a challenge.

“Ten bits says your wrong.” Morning Star was putting a lot of bits on the table. He knew his bag would appear somewhere but it always appears in one specific spot.

“Fifteen bits says it’s in your room next to one of your clop magazines.” Wild Star and Morning Star ignored the soft ‘yuck’ that came from the group of mares they passed by.

“I-I don’t have any!” Morning Star said, his soft blush speaking lies to the court.

“Then it’s an easy win,” Wild Star could see that he was bluffing. “So deal?”

“Twenty-five bits says it’s in your room, lying next to your computer and a stack of comics.” Morning Star and Wild Star turned to face the third member of the three musketeers.

“T-Twenty-five bits!?” Morning Star only had five.

“You heard me Morn,” Blue Bass wrapped his arm around his friend. “Unless you don’t think you can win.” Morning Star gave Blue a deadpan stare.

“Blue, you’re drunk,”

“Am I?” his breath was 90% alcohol, 10% hay sandwich.

“I can smell the booze.” Wild Star groaned. He was the oldest of the three so it was his duty to make them survive at least a week of high school. So far Morning Star has been in the infirmary three times and Blue is now wasted. Evaluation: complete failure.

“W-Wild Star, w-why do you look like a red blob?” Wild Star face palmed.

“Ugh, Morn, I’m taking Blue to the infirmary. Hopefully Nurse Redheart can keep a secret and have him just be picked up by his parents. You get to class.” Morning Star stared at his friend.

“Get to class? Not to be harsh but I’m new here!” He dug into his jeans pockets and took out the sheet of paper he was given. “I don’t know where Room 207 is!”

“Use your brain Morn!” Morning furrowed his brows. “Right. It’s upstairs. Once you find the stairs you should be home free.”

“But-“

“GO!” with a sigh, Morning Star began his trek to find his classroom before the bell rings. Damn, what’s the time anyways? The colt soon began to walk around the school at a brisk pace, ignoring the eyes of all the girls that looked at him with disgust. I guess news travelled about his escapade with his friends.

So far the first day of school has been terrible he had to admit. Due to the fact that every mare in this school is criminally and mentally insane, he’s now on the hit list of every mare and colt in the school. It was bad enough that he was new but so far this is just beyond newbie status. And social status he had with anyone was officially gone. And potential love interests would probably laugh or kill him if they ever saw him. Heck, he even thinks that mare he bumped into was probably disgusted by-Oof!

Bumped into another pony. Wonderful. Could this get any worse?

He was already on the floor. Apparently, he was walking at such a speed that it knocked them both to the ground. He has to work of controlling his speed. But wait, there’s more! Due to the fact that everything in the universe just LOVES to prank him, he was now laying ON TOP of the pony he bumped into. Think that’s bad, that’s the tip of the iceberg. If it was like something made him a magnet, he bumped into a mare. Of course he bumped into a mare; he couldn’t bump into anything else in this school. Everything else was smart enough to avoid him. BUT NOT MARES.

Although, this does have a bonus; the fact that he can only bump into mares increases the chance of meeting a beautiful mare that can make his boner cry in joy as his brain begins to imagine them rutting it long and hard in the bedroom with no brakes. The sheer thought of that already made his member begin to grow within the confines of his jeans, the tent beginning to be pitched.

But the chances of that are slim to none. Every mare in this school hates him. Every mare in this school wants to kill him and eat him for breakfast. Better yet, since every mare wants him dead, they’d probably rip his cock straight off if they ever saw it. They’d probably throw it into a blender and turn it into a delicious protein shake. They’d even drink it right in front of him and lick the remains of his blended cock off their lips as they taunted him by doing erotic things even though he couldn’t get a boner.

By that time he would be the cock-less virgin. He would lose any social status across the world. He would be forever a virgin. He couldn’t even jack it because IT WAS GONE; slurped up by a diabolical mare that demonstrated a new level of evil. The sheer terrifying thought killed his boner in an instant, breaking every wold record that consisted in fastest boner killers. Even his brain which just recovered was scared, Scared that some mare would be insane enough to actually do it. And in this school, all the mares are insane.

He has to salvage this. He has to salvage everything. He must fix everything and actually give him some status in the school. Right now he’s and the bottom, but by the end of the year he has to make it to the top. Or at least out of the dark, cold ditch he was in. That’s the bottom; a dark, cold abyss that no one dares to enter. Anyone that is sent there has no chance of making it out. It was worse than the almighty friend zone. Much, much worse. But he must get out. He must climb to the surface. He must ascend up the stairs of popularity so he can reach his goal. He must become-

“M-Morning Star?” the sound of a soft voice sent Morning Star out of his mental trance. He blinked to see two blue sapphire eyes looking up at him in her position, her face a new shade of red. “You’ve b-been staring at me for a while…”

Their faces

Were only

An inch apart

Oh buck you earth. BUCK YOU. BUCK YOU ALL. Kill me now. Please. Just kill mee. Whhhyyyyyy? What did I do wrooooong? Unknown to the mare, Morning Star was mentally crying. He could feel her warm breath against his fur as they just sat there, Morning’s body over hers. His face was beginning to turn beet red as realization hit him in the face.

“I-I’m soo sorry Fluttershy, I didn’t see you there!” Autopilot initiated. Morning Star quickly got up to his hooves and stretched out his hand to help up the fallen mare. “I was looking for a clock and I wasn’t paying attention to the road.” Fluttershy said nothing and took his hand, her warm touch making both their blushes deepen. She quickly hid her face under her pink mane as she got up, dusting off any dirt from her petite figure.

“O-Oh, I was just looking for my class.” Fluttershy mumbled. “Y-You have a watch on your wrist.” Fluttershy sheepishly pointed at the watch around Morning Star’s wrist, which he chuckled in response.

“Wow I can’t believe I never noticed that.” He looked up at his watch with a smile. “I’ve been wearing this thing ever since I was small that it almost feels like-“

Time: 12:59

Autopilot deactivated.

“OH CRAP WE’RE GOING TO BE LATE!” Morning Star grasped Fluttershy’s hand without even realizing it. “You’re class is upstairs right?” Fluttershy was frozen in time as their hands were together. She nodded slowly. “Then lets go!”

“Wait, Whaaaaaaat!?” Fluttershy couldn’t even ask as she was being dragged by the speeding bullet known as Morning Star. The two began to run around the lower floor of the school, passing by students that were walking in the halls. Fluttershy’s face reached a new level of red as her heels skidded on the marble floors.

The two were now running down every hall in search of the legendary stairs to the second floor. They were creating a dust cloud that covered the halls and caused ponies to cough. They screeched around a corner and turned, leaving two black marks on the white floor. Fluttershy was about to say something when Morning Star dragged her down the hall, determined to make it.

Morning Star and Fluttershy were now running for their lives as the same group of girls were now chasing the colt again. They broke through the doors and ended up outside. Screams and yells could be heard from behind as Gilda commanded the mare brigade to kill the colt named Morning Star. Fluttershy was beginning to slow down and was soon being carried by Morning Star as they ran across the field. Blazes of fire left the group of mares a trail to their position as they ran, tears streaming down Morning Stars face.

They soon ended up in the gym which was just in the middle of a swimming lesson. Morning star’s jaw dropped as he saw all the mares in beautiful swimsuits. Their bodies sparkled in the light as they all looked at Morning Star. Their attention was soon moved from the gushing nose of Morning Star to the massive tent that was pitched within his pants. Their faces soon began to turn pink as they’ve never seen such a ten such as his. Embarrassed, Fluttershy covered Morning Star’s eyes, her face a mix of flustered and embarrassment.

“THERE HE IS!” the steaming anger from Gilda and her gang burned the room as they smashed through the windows of the gym. The griffins face turned from being enraged to surprise as she saw Morning Star’s tent. It soon turned back into rage as she pointed a claw at the pale colt. “PERVERT! YOU PERVERT!” Flames were erupting out of her mouth as her anger reached a peak. Before she could say more, Morning Star and Fluttershy left the scene at record speeds, leaving a cloudy outline of them.

They ran into the school as fast as they could, the mare army on their trail like a fury of wild dogs. The duo skidded around the corner, the sound of rubber against stone echoing down the busy halls. Without thinking, Morning Star pushed a colt out of the way and got into the locker, Fluttershy in tow. He quickly slammed the locker closed, ignoring the protesting colt. The two’s bodies were squished together. Fluttershy’s small breasts were poking against Morn’s chest. Their hot breath warmed up the interior as the feeling of dread soon washed into the locker.

From the small slits on the locker door the duo could see the bloodhounds known as Gilda and her gang. They walked down the halls, pushing anyone out of their way as they searched. They completely walked past the locker the scared out of their minds duo was in. The two sighed in unison, blushing deeply as they realised their faces were inches apart.

“Search the lockers!” Gila’s voice made their hearts skip a beat as the league of evil mares stood in front of the locker they were in, Gilda’s beak in a sly grin. They held each other close as Gilda grabbed the locker door and yanked it open, almost breaking the metal door off its hinges. They opened their eyes to realize that their door wasn’t open. Confused, Morning Star opened the locker door for an explanation.

Well they got one. Apparently the group of mares opened the locker across from theirs. Fear gripped them as they realized they were directly behind the group. Morning Star put a finger to his mouth at Fluttershy before she could peep. They quietly slithered out of the hall. Gilda’s terrifying voice soon made they hightail it out of their as the chase wasn’t over.

* * *

Time: 1:10
Location: the Stairwell

Morning Star and Fluttershy were huddled in the corner under the stairs of Canterlot High. After they finally found it, they began to ascend the stairs to their class. But apparently Gilda activated her inner velociraptor and spit the group up to scan the school. Now, the two were hiding for their life as there was nowhere else to go. Fluttershy was whimpering in Morning Star’s chest. I don’t know why she’s scared because she’s a mare too. If anything, she can get through their defences… and distract them while Morning makes his grand escape!

“Genius brain!” Morning Star whispered. Fluttershy’s ears flickered at Morning star’s voice. “O-Oh not you Flutters, just talking to myself.” Fluttershy was about to say something when a soft creaking sound echoed in the quiet stairwell. The door from upstairs was being opened and somepony coming down. Their soft steps made the duo huddle deeper in the corner, the shadows engulfing them. The atmosphere began to feel eerie as the sound of the ponies steps began to get louder. But they didn’t sound like hoofsteps, but something different.

Morning Star looked at the floor of the stairwell. There was a window in the area next to the stairs so they should show an outline of whoever is coming down. His eyes went wide with fear as it showed an outline of a griffins head. He could hear the griffin’s hot breath as she descended down the stairs. Fear gripped their hearts as they heard the griffin sniffing the air. Gilda activated her inner predator and got their scent.

“I smell your fear, boy!” see what I mean? Morning Star winced as he saw Gilda’s beak poke out from the bottom of the stairs. There was no way she couldn’t find them now. He could literally feel her breath as she slowly walked over to where they were. He wasn’t sure if she could see them but those hawk eyes spoke for themselves. He was going to die here. This griffin is going to tear him a new one and then devour him in a protein shake. Why do I say protein shake? Because it’s good for you. Although he wasn’t really a healthy pony to be drinking. Sure lots of protein but he was a pervert as well. I wonder what pervert taste like. Wait, what kind of question is that? You’re going crazy Morning Star. These mares are driving you mad.

“Gilda!” Morning star was sent out of his trance to see Fluttershy standing directly in front of the colt eating griffin. She was physically shaking all over due to fear. He was surprised she stood up for him but was also shocked that she could actually move, let alone speak.

“Fluttershy, are you ok?” Gilda’s menacing voice was replaced by the voice of concern, which was surprising for a meat eater. “Why are you shaking?”

“S-Scared…” Adorable. Simply adorable. “I was in the washroom, hiding from the pervert.” Is she… misleading them? “But then he ran into the bathroom and got all perverted and stuff. He looked like he w-was scanning my body.” Yes Fluttershy, mislead the- What?

WHAT!?

“That pervert! When I get my claws on him, I’m tearing that cock of his straight off!” WHAT !? “Where was the last time you saw him?”

“H-He was heading back to the gym. His eyes… they look like he was going to the mares change room.” FLUTTERSH- WHAT!? The duo soon began their trek to the gym, leaving a semi shocked colt sitting in the stairwells. Morning Star’s right eye twitched. Although he was in the clear, Fluttershy has singlehandedly made him even more wanted. The fine was now 200,000 bits DEAD. He could run home, but he must endure. Once he gets to class, he can be safe for two hours and then make a break for it to his house.

He was going to die here.

Author's Note

Here it is! :yay:
The Chapter after this is the conclusion of the first day.
Yeah, this is still the first day folks.
Horrible I know :rainbowlaugh:

The Daily Lives of High School Colts, Part 4

“Oh crap I’m late for class!” Morning Star was now running down the halls of the second floor. it was completely different considering there was more windows. But at the moment, it didn't matter how much vitamin D he was getting. What mattered was getting to class.

Of course he was already ten minutes late due to the shenanigans that was this schools female population, but he can at least try and make it to class and not be known as the kid that never went to school on the first day. He’s missed every class except this one, so he had to make it count. And he WILL make it count by making the best first impression he could ever muster.

His reputation wasn't anything special right now, but deep down, and I mean really deep down, there is a spark of hope that Morning Star and his con padre’s will make it to the top. Or at least, get out of the gutter. It’s a good thing these halls are empty or he would've never made it to class. Morning Star reached into his pocket mid sprint and scanned the paper Ms. Cheerlie gave him.

So he was correct that his classroom was 207. He should’ve known that it was on the second floor since all the other classes on the bottom floor were in the 100’s. Morning Star glances at one of the classroom doors he passed to see where he was. Rubber met the ground as he skidded to a stop, the friction creating a long black line that stretched across the white marble floors and to his shoes. He bent over and breathed heavily, resting his hands on his thighs. He wasn’t a track star that’s for sure. Morning Star gazed up at the door he was standing in front of and went rigid.

The door number was 218

‘I-I passed it!?’

He gazed down the barren hall and began to jog. His jog soon became a walk as he breathed out of his mouth. It was bad enough he had a low stamina but the bright sun that shone through the windows made this hall not the coolest in the building. Morning Star gasped when he looked at the door he was standing in front of. He made it. He finally made it to his destination. Mission accomplished.

Morning Star leveled up!
+1 stamina
+5 determination

Morning Star sighed as he imagined himself leveling up. He puffed up his chest and fixed his hair, determined to make this first impression worthwhile. This is it. The moment the imaginary crowd has been waiting for. Morning Star grasped his hand around the silver doorknob, the cold metal making his hairs stand up. He stood for a moment, fear trying to creep onto him. But he held his own. This was his chance to prove that he can do things on his own. With a sigh, the colt twisted the doorknob and opened up the wooden door.

* * *

Eight years ago…

“Get over here Morning Star!”

“Waah! I’m sorry Wild star I’m sorry!”

“I’ll show you sorry!”

It was the last day of 3rd grade. Of course, the little fillies and colts were overjoyed about it being the last day of school, but what better way to celebrate the last day then throwing a gigantic water balloon fight on the front field. Fillies and colts were running and ducking for cover as water balloons and water guns sprayed the young children in refreshing H2O.

“Stop running Morn, It’s just a water balloon!”

Yes today was a very fun day indeed. Although, it wasn’t fun and games when Morning Star, our hero- err I mean main character, decided to prank his friend by splashing him with Lemonade. It was funny at first, but you see Lemonade has this thing called sugar. And many things are attracted to sugar. Like bugs. Or more specific: Bees.

“I’m Sorry! Blue help me!”

Yes our brave friend Wild Star was afraid of bees. But who could blame him? If you got stung in the neck in kindergarten, you’d be pretty afraid of them too. But you see, Wild Star is not just chasing Morning Star because of some prank. No, there was bigger motive in why he is chasing his with his arms full of water balloons. For you see, everyone that has been in this water balloon was has been soaked to the bone.

Everyone except Morning Star.

“N-No! I refuse to get wet!”

Our hero hasn’t been hit once by a water balloon. May it be because he’s good? No, it is because he hates water. Well at the time he did. Morning star and Wild Star’s chase was beginning to slow down due to their tiny stamina’s. With a grunt, Morning Star ducked as a water balloon soared over his head. He sprinted as fast as his little hooves could take him and they soon exited the grassy field and onto the concrete pavement of the school yard. Morning Star grinned as he saw his freedom, the doors to the school. The only rule the teachers gave them was no fights INSIDE the school. He would be free from this battle if he could just reach the two double doors.

“SURPISE ATTACK!” Morning Star failed to see the young Blue Bass jump off one off one of the jungle gyms they were going to past. In the little colts hands were two dual water guns. Morning Star’s eyes turned into pin pricks as he realized the betrayal. He couldn’t slide or he’d scrape his knees. He halted into a stop as Blue stood a meter in front of him, both his water gun pistols in his hands. He glanced over his shoulder to see Wild Star standing behind him, a large grin on his face.

“Oh no… No! NOOOOOOOOO!”

Moments later…

Morning Star was shivering as he was completely drenched in water. He glared at his ‘friends’ that were dying of laughter at Morning Star’s soaked form. His teeth chattered as he shivered, rubbing his arms in hopes of creating some sort of heat. But it was no use. Not only did they tear him down with water guns and water balloons, but Blue Bass had a bucket of water in his fortress of solitude in the jungle gym.

“I-It’s not funny guys! AH-CHOO!” snot hung from Morning Star’s nose which made his friends laugh some more. One day… He swore that one day he will have his revenge on these two if it’s the last thing he ever-

“What’s that?” Morning Star was broken out of his trance by Blue bass’ voice. he blinked and looked to his friend who was staring at something with a confused face.

“What’s what?” Morning Star raised an eyebrow.

“That!” Blue Bass pointed at Morning Star’s crotch. “Did you try and steal a pencil or something?” Morning looked down in confusion. There, in his little white shorts, was a miniature tent.

“I-I actually don’t know. My thingy always does that when I get cold.”

“Is that normal?” Blue Bass crotched down and grinned. “Eww! What if Morning Star has a wee-wee disease!”

“What? No! This just happens when it’s cold!” Morning Star looked over to his older friend. “Wild Star, do you know why it does that? AH-CHOO!” Wild Star furrowed his brows as his face was covered in snot. Morning Star put his hand behind his head and gave the colt an apologetic face. With a grumble, he wiped away the snot with his shirt.

“I don’t know Morn; maybe you should see Nurse Aurora about that, it may be a disease.” Wild Star knew what it was, but he didn’t say anything. He masked his grin under his excellent poker face.

“Yeah, let’s go see Nurse Aurora! She’s pretty…” Blue’s eyes turned into hearts as he went into an imaginary bliss.

Later...

The trio soon stood in front of the infirmary. Morning Star was still shivering as he sniffled. Blue Bass was still in a state of bliss as he imagined being with the beautiful mare in the infirmary. If they weren’t so young, they could’ve known what that faint sound from within the room was. With a sigh, Wild Star knocked on the door. The sound of banging and shuffling responded and soon the door opened.

A tall, slim mare stood at the door. Her soft white coat blended in with her white maid’s outfit that she liked to wear. Her cheeks were a slight rose as she pushed away a strand of her silver and red mane. Her breasts were almost bursting out of her tight dress, making her C cups be seen for miles. Her legs shook slightly, as though they were weak or something.

“Oh hello children!” she said with a cheery smile. She looked at Morning Star and gasped dramatically. “Oh Morning Star, you’re cold! I have some spare clothes in my room and some medicine for that nasty widdle cold you have!” Morning Star blushed as he was lead into the small room.

The room was nothing special considering it was for kids. It mostly resembled a doctor’s office, with a little bed against the wall and a small desk which Nurse Aurora worked at. Once she closed the door, Morning Star reluctantly began to strip. It would’ve been better if he just went home but he wanted to know why every time he got cold, his wee wee always did what it’s doing now.

“Uhm, Ms. Aurora-“ his face began to heat up for some reason as Nurse Aurora bent over in front of him. She was looking for the medicine but she just loved messing with the kids. Her short maids dress was short enough that when she bent over, her somewhat wet panties were there to be seen. “C-Can I ask you something?”

“Sure honey. And please,” She looked over her shoulder in a very suggestive way. “Just call me Silver.” Her eyes widened when she saw the somewhat-large-for-his-age tent in his shorts. She began to blush; she had to get a closer look. “Did you want to ask me about that?” she gestured to the tent which she looked at with predatory eyes.

“Y-Yeah. T-This always happens when I get cold. Is it normal?” Nurse Aurora had two options. A: tell him the truth and say it’s normal. Or B: lie.

“I’ve never seen that before Morning Star.” She lied. “Maybe I should have… a closer look.” She inched her face closer to it, her body trying to take over her mind.

“Y-You want to see it?”

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours…” It was that day that Morning Star learned things that a kid aren`t supposed to know until middle school. He also learned that what Nurse Aurora did was wrong by his mother and soon, the so called ‘Nurse’ was arrested and never seen again.

And now, your regularly scheduled program….

“N-Nurse Aurora!?” Morning Star stood frozen at the doorway to room 207. There standing infront of many passed out colts from blood lose and many jealous mares was a tall, slim mare. Her mane was silver with a red streak and her fur was a soft white. She stood at the front of the class with a sultry look on her face. Her short black skirt and white business shirt did wonders to her figure. Her legs had black pantyhose that showed off her toned legs. She glanced over to the door and nearly dropped at seeing her lover at the door all grown up.

“Morning Star!” she hastily ran over to the teenaged colt and hugged him, smooching his face into her exposed breasts. He could feel his cheeks heat up as he was literally being suffocated by breasts. “It’s been so long! You’re all grown up now too!” she finally let go of him and smiled. She hasn’t aged a day. Morning Star looked around the classroom.

Death glares.

Death glares everywhere.

Colts gave him death glares because he was pretty much the only one that got stuffed into ‘Ms. Aurora’s’ mighty melons. By the looks of their pale faces, it looks like their noses have been bleeding since they first looked at her. Mares gave the colt death glares because, well, with the reputation he currently has every mare would be giving him the eyes of Sauron. Although Ms. Aurora had a cheery feeling that could brighten up the room, Morning Star could feel death. Ms. Aurora hugged the colt yet again.

“Now that you’re here, I’m going to have a wonderful semester.” Silver Aurora whispered in his ear. “And since you’re all grown up, it won’t seem wrong.” Morning Star flinched as Aurora brushed his tail.

“I’m going to die here….”

After School…

“Silver Aurora’s alive?” the trio sat at a table inside a small diner. This has been their hangout spot since middle school. There were a lot of memories in this small diner. It was mostly a breakfast bar but they had the best lunch menu on the planet. It was an old fashioned diner with a small bar at the front that served coffee. This was like a second home for the trio.

“Yeah I couldn’t believe it too.” Morning Star said as he sipped his can of cola.

“Didn’t she get arrested for, you know…” Blue Bass made a small gesture.

“Don’t remind me.” Morning Star blushed. Wild Star raised an eyebrow.

“Oh don’t tell me you actually enjoyed it Morning Star.” He took a sip of his cola.

“What? I was a kid!” Morning Star was visibly flustered.

“But you didn’t know what it was.” Sip. “So did you enjoy it?”

“I was technically raped!”

“Did you enjoy it?”

“I learned waaay to many things at that age!”

“Did you enjoy it?”

“Grrrr FINE! I was a kid and I somewhat enjoyed it ok! Happy?”

“That’s bucked up dude.” Blue Bass chuckled. Morning Star gave him a death glare.

“Shut up Blue…” Wild Star placed his legs on the table and grinned.

“So would you do her?” Morning Star spat out his drink and coughed. Blue Bass chuckled and patted his friend on the back.

“I was molested in the 3rd grade Star, I didn’t really have a choice.” It’s a good thing this diner was moderately empty. Morning Star took a sip of his cola.

“I mean now you idiot.” This caused Morning Star to pause.

“N-Now?” his cheeks started to turn rose.

“Yeah. I mean, you’re much older now so if anything you’d just be rutting a cougar or whatever.” Wild Star took a sip. “Plus, you’d probably pass with flying colours.”

“Holy crap dude, Wild Star’s right.” Blue glanced at his friend in shock. “You could probably ace that class no problem if you rutted her like no tomorrow.” Morning Star was blushing like crazy right now. He never thought about it, but it’s true. He could ace this class easily. He mumbled something out of hearing.

“What was that?” Wild Star grinned. Morning Star shuffled his hooved. He swore Wild Star was Supercolt.

"I'm not really the ladies stallion."

“We'll work on that. Now wake up, pizza’s here!” a tall, purple and green dragon came over to the trio and placed the large pizza on the table. Before he could say anything, they began to devour the extra cheesy goodness like vultures.

“Never gets old.” Spike chuckled and left the trio to devour the pizza.

* * *

“Well, I guess I’ll see you guys tomorrow.” The sun was beginning to set over the horizon. The trio have basically spent the whole day at the local diner like usual. This wasn’t the first time they came home late and it technically wouldn’t be the last.

The three stopped in front of Morning Star’s house. They didn’t really live too far from each other. Blue Bass lived a couple blocks away while Wild Star lived in Cloudsdale that hovered over the suburban area. Wild Star yawned and waved. He outstretched his wings and flew into the sky.

“You could’ve said later you jerk!” Morning Star yelled. Wild Star paused and flipped them the bird. Most ponies would take that as offensive but it was just Wild Star’s way of saying later. Morning Star and Blue Bass chuckled. “There we go.”

“Well, we successfully survived the first day of school.” Blue Bass smiled as they watched their friend fly through the clouds. “I say mission accomplished.”

“Then cheers.” Blue Bass smiled and caught the can of cola Morning Star tossed him. “To the new year.” He raised his can into the air.

“To the new year.” Blue repeated. They looked up at the sky to see Wild Star in the distance holding a can of cola. With a smile, Morning Star and Blue Bass clanged their cans together.

“And to all the good memories to come.”

Author's Note

Slightly rushed I know, but at least the first day is finally over.

Will our hero Morning Star try and seduce the teacher?

Will the mares in the school still hate him?

Will people be very confused at how old the mane 6 plus Spike are in this anim-Fimfiction?

Find out on the next episode of: Dragon Ball Z!

I-I mean The Daily Lives :twilightsheepish:

The Daily Lives of High School Colts, Part 5

It was a sunny day in Canterlot. The wind blew peacefully in the busy metropolis. Ponies flocked the streets as they began to make their way to their workplaces. Donut Joe smiled as he opened his donut shop. By the peaceful nature of today, he could feel it in his heart that it was going to be a perfect day. He waved at the Pumpkin Cake and Pound Cake that just ran past his shop to catch up with their friends. Yes today was going to be a wonderful end of the summer day.

“AH BUCK, I’M LATE FOR SCHOOL!”

The only place that wasn’t peaceful was the residence of Morning Star. For you see, it was much later than he thought. Waking up an hour late for school on the second day is always a terrible thing. Especially since this is after the whole situation of yesterday. We now join our hero that has just rushed into the bathroom. His blue and yellow mane looked like an accident of unknown explanation happened overnight.

The pale colt splashed his face with some cold water as he combed his hair. He was already late enough that he couldn’t wash his hair. With a grunt, he slid back into his room and ripped the closet door open. With the combination of the white foamy toothpaste in his mouth and how he’s aggressively trying to put on his clothes, anypony that ever saw this sight would’ve thought he had been bit by a dog and got rabies.

It’s a good thing he still had the somewhat large hole in his bedroom window. After he tried to repair it with makeshift wooden planks, it still let in the warm breeze into his room. He ignored his morning wood and pulled up his jeans. As quickly as it began, he rushed back into the washroom and rinsed his mouth. Even if he was late, he still had to have good hygiene.

Without thinking, he grabbed a shirt from the dirty laundry basket and ran down the stairs. He grunted as his arms got tangled in his shirt and soon the colt was tumbling down the stairs, hitting everything on the way down. Nothing could’ve escaped from the colt sized wrecking ball. Morning Star groaned as he reached the bottom. He poked his head through the top of the shirt and dazedly looked around. At least his mother made him pancakes before she completely left him without waking him up. He had to admit, it was his fault for sleeping in. once he got home, he was assaulted by his video game console.

‘Assaulted.’

Morning Star soon rushed out of his house, his shirt still not fully on. He ran as fast as he could to get to school while putting on the bland grey shirt he wore. A piece of uncooked toast hung from his mouth as he ran. At this rate, he may even become a sailor scout.

THE DAILY LIVES OF HIGH SCHOOL COLTS

Morning Star sighed and closed his locker door. He had successfully missed first period. Sure he woke up late, but his mother’s heavenly pancakes made him stay just a little bit longer. So by the time he reached class, there was only 10 minutes left. Luckily his teacher, who was surprisingly Ms. Cheerlie, gave him his locker that he was supposed to have yesterday.

But of course it had to been in the darkest corner of the school to symbolize his social status. Yes Morning Star and the gang still had their terrible reputation. Wild Star didn’t really care because he wasn’t really social to begin with. But Morning Star and Blue Bass saw this as something potentially bad. The fact that not only could they not even talk to anyone without being reminded of their reputation, but girls now hate the sight of them made it terrible. If it wasn’t bad enough, they had to be careful walking in the halls or heaven forbids they knock into Gilda. She of all the mares in this school hasn’t gotten over it.

Morning Star leaned his bag on his shoulder and began to walk down the halls. He wanted to get out of this dark hall ASAP. Every time he walked in there, he felt like someone, or something, was watching his every move. The sad thing was, he knew who it was. Ms. Aurora has been watching him like a hawk recently. She’s been waiting to find him alone to do… well… whatever. Morning Star gulped as sweat began to run down the side of his face. He couldn’t even think of what she might do if they were alone. But that wasn’t the only reason why he was scared. He was mostly scared of the growing boner in his pants as he thought of the dirty, dirty things he and Ms. Aurora could-

‘Clear your head Morn, you have better things to think about’ yeah, like all the new positions Ms. Aurora could teach you- ‘Shut up brain!’

“Morning Morn,” Blue Star finally caught up to his late friend. Morning sighed in relief as he was finally somewhat safe. “About time you woke up.”

“Thanks for waking me up.” Morning Star chuckled. He looked around the hall to notice no pony was around except him. He quickly began to speed up his walk.

“Yeah, I kind of forgot.” Blue Bass smiled. He paused as he noticed his friends quickened pace. “Is everything alright dude?”

“You don’t feel that?” Morning Star looked back at his friend.

“Feel what?” Blue Bass raised an eyebrow.

“Like you’re being watched by someone. You honestly don’t feel that?”

“I feel the air if that counts?” Blue Bass and Morning Star walked down the suspiciously empty hallways. Morning Star looked around in fear. “You’re creeping me out dude.”

“Where is everyone?” Morning Star wiped away some sweat from his brow.

“Well since class starts in 5, maybe they’re going to class?” Blue stopped in his tracks. “Dude slow down, I don’t really have the best stamina. What’s the hurry anyways?”

“I feel like Ms. Aurora’s watching me.” Morning Star sighed. Blue Bass blinked. He fell to the floor and laughed, clenching his chest as he laughed. “Dude I’m serious!”

“You t-think Ms. A-Aurora is watching y-you?” Blue bass laughed some more. “You’re bucking paranoid dude!”

“I’m bucking serious! Ever since I got to school I’ve just had this feeling like I’m being watched!”

“There is security camera’s you know.” Morning star and Blue Bass nearly jumped out of their fur as Wild Star just appeared in front of them. Morning Star clenched his chest as he could feel his heart in his throat.

“What the buck man!?” Morning Star nearly yelled as he breathed heavily. Blue Bass was stuck in a near death experience as his life flashed before his eyes. Wild Star chuckled.

“You guys are so amusing.” Wild Star smiled as he helped up his frozen in time friend off the ground. “Anyways, you guys better hurry up and get to class. I saw your classes at the diner and the teacher the both of you are going to meet doesn’t like late kids.”

“Oh crap you’re right!” Blue bass said as he looked at his watch. “C’mon Morn, let’s go!” Blue Bass hurried off down the halls. Morning star was about to leave when Wild Star placed a hand on his shoulder.

“Don’t go anywhere alone.” Wild Star whispered. “She’s watching you.” Morning Star froze. He shakily looked at his friend in fear.

“S-She is?” Morning Star stuttered.

“DON’T go ANYWHERE alone.” Wild Star looked at his friend with a serious expression. He smiled and patted his friend on the shoulder before heading to class, leaving Morning Star alone in the empty halls.

Morning Star stood in his place. Fear gripped his heart like an iron lock. The halls seemed to look longer as the lights flickered. The windows brought in no sunlight into the barren halls like something was blocking them. He looked at his watch, hoping to get the time. His body went rigid as his digital clock seemed to be frozen in time.

“Morning Star…”

Morning Star quickly looked up to be met with nothing. There was no one even in the halls, not even a group of girls talking among one another. He was completely alone in this hall. And yet he felt like he wasn’t. He was aware that his mind was playing tricks on him, but one thing was certain. He wasn’t alone in this hall. He shuffled his bag on his shoulder as he gulped in some air. With a sigh, he began to walk.

His hooves felt like they weighed a ton as he walked. They almost felt restricted. His breath began to feel shallow. With a sigh, Morning Star closed his eyes. He hoped that his mind might clear so he can get to class. He breathed out and opened his eyes. He smiled as everything was back to normal except for the fact that no one was in the hall. Morning Star shook his head and ran after his friend, completely oblivious to the mare that has been watching him from his locker.

* * *

Room 101B was located in the second building of the school. It wasn’t really detached but it looked like an add on to the massive high school. This wing was mostly science and chemistry while the main building was English, Math, and whatever Ms. Aurora’s class was. The second wing also had a band hallway. Morning Star and Blue Bass walked down the busy halls of the school, looking for their class.

“Thanks for leaving me back there.” Morning Star said sarcastically. “That’s the second time you’ve left me dude.”

“Are you still scared about Ms. Aurora kidnapping you?” Blue Bass and Morning Star turned into another hall. “Morn, she’s a cougar. I say you just rut the girl and get it over with.”

“But what if she tries to rape me dude?” the bell rang in the background, telling any students they have 3 minutes to get to class. Blue Bass and Morning Star stopped at their classroom door.

“I’m telling you Morn,” Blue Bass grabbed the doorknob and slowly opened the door. “It’s not rape if you li-“ Blue bass froze in his place. His eyes were pin pricks as he dropped his bag on the ground.

The classroom was much larger than on the outside. Large white tables were in four rows, each row having at least two large tables. On top of the tables were science equipment and many, many magic crystals. Each table had at least two or three stools in front of them to indicate how many ponies can sit at a lab. The students of the class all stood in front of the large chalkboard on the front wall. A grey griffin gasped at the duo, trying to contain her anger and not to just kill them now. But that’s not what made them scared.

A tall dark figure stood at the teacher’s desk. A black smoke covered the stallion’s hooved and up to his hip, making him look like he was the smoke. The stallion had a dark grey coat of fur and jet black hair that was slicked back, almost merging with the smoke. He wore a dark suit that almost looked like it was just floating aimlessly in the air. A long red horn stuck out of the stallions head. But that’s not what scared the duo the most. What scared them what the glowing green eyes with blood red pupils that stared at the duo. Blue Bass and Morning Star were now shaking in place, their coats now a pale white as they tried not to pee themselves in fear.

“Ahh, the last two have finally-“ Blue Bass slammed the door before the dark figure could say another word. He slammed his back against the door in hopes of holding it closed as he hyperventilated.

“What *huff* the buck *huff* was that!?” Blue Bass clenched his heart in fear of what he just witnessed.

“Y-You mean Gilda or the freaky smoke dude?” Morning Star slowly backed away from the door. He wasn’t afraid of the two golden eyes of Gilda that literally pierced through the door as she glared at him, but the fact that he couldn’t feel whatever that was’ presence.

“Are you two done being scared?” Morning Star froze. He shakily looked behind him, and lo and behold the dark figure was behind him. “Because I have a class to teach and I don’t want you two perverts ruining my-“

“RUN!” Blue Bass and Morning Star ran as fast as they could away from the dark figure. The figure face palmed and growled. He didn’t have time for this right now. With a sigh, the figure stretched his arms at the two. The dark smoke started to engulf his hands and soon two giant black hands shot out. The smoky constructs grabbed both Blue Bass and Morning Star. The dark figure dragged the two into his classroom, his dark face filled with annoyance and anger. He tossed the two into his classroom and closed the door.

“Will you two just calm down.” the dark figure said dryly. This wasn’t the first time he did this and with all the new kids, it won’t be the last. “Now that I have the two idiots and the one griffin that failed my class twice-“

“Hey!”

“Don’t make me send you into the hall Gilda.” The figure growled. Gilda folded her arms and grumbled. “Anyways, my name is just Sombra. No Mr. or sir, just Sombra. I’m your science teacher for all you who are still afraid of me.”

“You’re the science teacher?” a kid asked.

“Yes, I’m your science teacher I just said that,and right now I’m trying to resist the urge to kill you all because you’re annoying. Now if you’re all done pissing your pants, everyone take a seat and I’ll do the attendance.”

“This guy surpasses the creepy meter.” Blue Bass whispered to Morn as they took their seats at a lab. They shivered as Gilda walked past them, her glare burning through their skulls.

“But I’m not hard of hearing.” Sombra said coldly as he grabbed the list of names off his desk. “Now when I call your name, just say whatever so I know you’re here. Even though I don’t care.” Sombra began to call random names on the attendance, ignoring the alphabetical order they were supposed to be called.

“Alright, now that I know you’re all here, let’s cut to the chase.” Sombra grabbed a black marker and began writing things on the board. “Since I really don’t care, I’m going to put you fillies in groups of three. This will be your lab buddies for the rest of the semester.” Morning Star and Blue Bass high fived.

“Hope we’re buddies dude.” Blue Bass whispered.

“Yeah, and hopefully we can make friends with the third wh-“

“Morning Star, Blue Bass, and Gilda.” The room went silent. “You three are now in a group.”

“WHAT!?” the three yelled in unison. Sombra grinned.

“Is there a problem?” Sombra appeared right in front of the dynamic duo. They held each other in their arms and shivered, scared of the intimidation Sombra could give just by staring at them.

“N-No sir!” Blue Bass and Morning Star said sheepishly.

“Yeah there’s a problem you asshole!” the room began to feel cold as Sombra’s right eye twitched. He craned his neck to look at the grey griffin that was now standing. “I don’t what to be stuck with these perverted, idiotic, no good, scumbag-“

“Are you done?” Sombra asked in a bored voice. “Because I really don’t care Gilda. Maybe next time if you weren’t literally praising Rainbow Dash and paid attention in class, you wouldn’t be stuck here.”

“I-I wasn’t-“

“Don't worry Gilda, everyone knows of your shrine you have at your locker.” Sombra began writing another group on the board. “Now sit down before I-“ the front door slammed shut, shaking the class. Sombra sighed. “Blue Bass, Morning Star, check on your partner.”

“What?” Blue Bass blinked. Sombra glared over his shoulder, his red eyes burning into their soul.

“Did. I. Stutter?”

“N-No sir!” the colts said in unison. The duo quickly rushed to the door and ran out into the barren halls. Sombra sighed and closed the door with his magic.

“Idiots.” Sombra grumbled.

* * *

“Heeeere Gilda Gilda Gilda!” Morning Star called. The duo walked down the quiet hall as they looked for their partner in crime. And it’s quiet for a reason Morning Star because EVERYONE’S IN CLASS! Blue Bass smacked the back of his friends head, ruffling his already bad hair style.

“What?” Morning Star grumbled as he rubbed his head in pain.

“No, young padawan.” The hall seemed to have gotten dark as a single spotlight shone down on the hooded robed figure that is Blue Bass. “You mustn’t call the delicate flower like a beast. You must lure the girl to you. Let her come to you.”

“Alright Master Jedi and love expert Blue Bass, I wish to learn.” Morning Star bowed dramatically. “What must I do my master?”

“Look pretty.” Blue pass pulled a string and all the lights turned back on. Neon colored arrows pointed in all directions at Morning Star as Blue took off his robe. The teenaged stallion was dressed in a white dress shirt with a red vest and a sand colored pants. That’s right, he just pulled a Pinkie.

“Nice, succulent pervert here! Get your perverts here!” He can’t be bucking serious? “Get them while they’re hot!”

“BLUE! What the BUCK!” Morning Star yelled, fire visibly shooting out of his mouth.

“He’s even a fighter ladies! Makes it more fun to beat the living snot out of them when they can fight back!” A black bar appeared under him, covering him from the waist down. “Plus, if you call now, you’ll get TWO for the price of one! This is a deal you can’t refuse!” Is he seriously making this an ad!?

“Just call 555-0359 now! And you can get your pervert for only 20 bits!” Is he really- Oh my god the numbers are appearing on the black bar.

“This counts as slavery!” Morning Star yelled. “Plus, I don’t even think this is even showing on TV! I doubt anyone would see th-“

“Hold on, getting a call!” Blue reached into his pocket and took out his cellphone. “Hello, you’ve reached Blue Bass Appliances!”

“Why does that sound like you’ve had that company name for a while!?” Morning Star fidgeted in fear at the thought of actually being sold. For 20 bits at that! He’s at least 50 or 200 bits! But 20, oooohhhh no! That just won’t stand! I demand an increase for mu worth! I refuse to be only worth 20-

“SOLD!” Trance=Destroyed. What just happened?

“Wait whaaaaaaa-“

“You’ve been sold my friend!” Blue Star leaned in closer to his friend. “I think we may have found her dude.”

“Don’t you dude me! You just bucking sold me! FOR 20 BITS!” Blue raised an eyebrow.

“What, you expected me to sell you for 200 bits?” Blue crossed his arms. “I would never lie to my value customers. That’s like lying on the internet.”

“You-But-I- ARRRRGH!” My thoughts exactly. “*Sigh* Who did you sell me to anyways?”

“I didn’t exactly get her name,” Best sales pony. “But she said she’ll be here momentarily.”

“I don’t even want to know what’s going on here.” Blue and Morning Star screeched and hugged each other. They shakily turned around to see Wild Star standing right behind them. He raised an eyebrow in amusement. “But curiosity does kill the cat. What are you guys doing?”

Did he seriously just ask that because he hates ca-

“I just sold Morning Star here for 20 bits.” Also the most honest sales pony.

“Tch, only 20 bits?” That’s exactly what I said! “You should’ve sold him for 10.” Wait what?

“Wait what?”

“I mean, 20 is too expensive. 10 seems about right.”

“Now that I think about it, you’re right.” Blue bass rubbed his chin for a bit. He snapped his fingers together as an idea popped in his mind. “I’ll just sell him for free as an honest mistake!”

“Whaaaaaaaa?” Morning Star gasped.

“But then you wouldn’t get any money.” Wild Star said. “I mean, he is worth nothing but at least get something.”

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?”

“How about… 5 bits?”

“How much is lunch again?”

“5 for a good one…”

“Yeah, make it 10. I didn’t bring any money today.”

“I SHOULDN’T EVEN BE GETTING SOLD ANYWAYS!” Morning Star yelled.

“Shush, the business ponies are talking…” He just did not!

“I’m here for the delicious, mouth-watering, sexy hunk of a pervert.” Said a female voice.

“I’m not a pervert and I’m not a sla- NOPE! NOOOOPE!”

“Ms. Aurora! So wonderful you could join us.”

Author's Note

From here on out, there is no more linear.

Some events might happen but other from that, extreme randomness home edition happens

Enjoy!

The Daily Lives of High School Colts, Part 1

“Wow.”

“Yeah, my thoughts exactly.”

“It’s so big.”

Morning Star glanced over to his best friend to see his shoulders shaking. Morning Star groaned and face palmed. These are the two of the three musketeers. They've been friends for as long as time began. And today, it was their first day of high school. But even though they were all friends, Morning Star hated one thing about Blue Bass.

He was so immature.

THE DAILY LIVES OF HIGH SCHOOL COLTS, PART 1

The school was much larger than it looked on the outside. The front entrance looked almost as large as a gymnasium. Students socialized with each other while others looked for their assigned lockers. The large room had three split paths that lead to the rest of the massive school.

In the center of the large entrance were four tables. Hanging over the tables was a large banner that assigned the names of each grade from 9 to 12. Morning Star nodded and got in line for the Grade 9 table. He looked back to see Blue Bass eyeing a group of teenagers. At first Morning Star rolled his eyes until he noticed that it was a group of cheerleaders.

He could feel his cheeks heat up as he looked at the mare’s beautiful figure. Her short skirt showed off her toned pink legs. He watched as the pink pony socialized with her friends when she dropped one of her pom-poms. Blood started to run from his nose as she bent down to pick them off the ground, showing her white panties that hugged her soft wet

“Hey, are you checking out my marefriend?” Morning Star winced as he failed to notice the large young Minotaur that stood infront of him. He had to look up to actually see his face.

The Minotaur easily towered over Morning Star. His sleeveless black shirt showed off his massive muscles that could rival anything. A large ring hung on his nose. Two black horns grew from his blue head. The tension and intimidation made Morning Star think the Minotaur’s eyes were red like fire. His black pants were ripped and torn in places, almost looking like it went through a blender.

“I asked you a question short fry.”

“U-Uhm… N-No sir I was just uhh,” Morning star looked around to see the small crowd that formed around the two. He saw Blue Bass and quickly grabbed him. “I was just looking for my friend see! We’re new so I thought we should uhh stick together.”

A large toothy grin formed on the Minotaur’s face.

“New huh?” The Minotaur said, chuckling to himself. Morning Star gulped and nodded. “So fresh bloods.. In that case, let me give you the Canterlot High welcome!”

“INCOMING!” said a mare voice. Before Morning Star could duck the incoming punch, a soccer ball struck the Minotaur on the side of his face. He roared in pain as he held the side of his face.

“Alright, which one of you did it!” the Minotaur roared.

“I did!” said the same mare’s voice.

The crowd parted to reveal a tall slim Pegasus. She wore black, skin-tight yoga pants and a white t-shirt that had the Canterlot High logo on it. Her rainbow colored mane clashed with her cyan fur. Her magenta eyes stared at the Minotaur with no hint of fear but determination.

“Rainbow Dash?” the Minotaur asked in confusion. “The hell do you want?”

“Leave the kid alone Steel.” Rainbow Dash said in a commanding tone. Steel looked at Rainbow Dash for a minute before laughing out loud.

“And what are you going to do? Stop me?” Steel chuckled at his own joke. “Run along with your marefriend Applejack, this isn’t your business.” A wave of ooo’s came from the crowd, causing Rainbow to blush in anger.

“She’s not my marefriend!” Rainbow growled. Then, a grin formed on her face. “If you hit that colt, you’re banned from every team in Canterlot High.” Steel froze.

“Y-You can’t do that.” Rainbow’s smile increased.

“I’m captain of every team Steel,” Rainbow grinned. “I have that power.”

“You have no power!” Steel roared as he charged to Rainbow Dash. Before the two collided, a yellow aurora appeared around the two, freezing them in place. A tall white mare walked through the crowd, her horn glowing the same yellow as the aurora. She wore a yellow suit and magenta pants. Her aurora colored mane went down to her butt.

“That’s enough you two!” she said. “My office, now.”

“But Principle Celestia!” Rainbow Dash’s plead went unnoticed as Celestia dragged the two to her office. Everything went back to normal once Celestia turned around the corner with the two. Morning Star and Blue Bass both sighed in relief.

“Well that was way passed close.” Morning Star sighed. He looked over to Blue Bass to see his yellow face turning a mixed shade of red. “Ugh, you’re going to get us killed again Blue.”

“That Rainbow Dash has a nice flank...” Blue Bass said with a sly grin. Morning Star face-palmed and got back in line.

“If you that up, we’re going to meet that death guy again…” Morning Star said, referring to the Minotaur.

“As long as Rainbow and her nice flank saves me, I wouldn’t mind getting beaten up.”

Morning Star sighed and looked over his shoulder at his friend. “You’re going to regret those words ever so quickly.” He walked up to the table and wrote down his name on the name list. “I mean, what if you don’t get save by her and instead by- Ms. Cheelie!?”

“How would Ms. Cheerlie save me?” Bass asked. “I mean, she doesn’t teach-High School!?” Blue Bass and Morning Star looked at the teacher that sat at the table in front of them. A dark rose mare sat in front of them, her puffy rose mane covering one of her light green eyes. She brushed her mane to get a better look at the two before smiling.

“Morning Star and Blue Bass, it’s been a long time!” Ms. Cheerlie gave them both a warm smile. “I didn’t know you two were going to this school.”

“Neither did we,” Morning Star paused. “I mean, neither did we know you were going to this school. Because we knew we were, of course.”

“Just stop talking Morning Star,”

“Anyways, here’s your homeroom door number,” Ms. Cheerlie smiled as they took the papers and began to walk away. “Hopefully we can talk more another time!”

“Thanks Ms. Cheerlie!” Blue Bass waved. The duo soon began to merge out of the crowd and into the halls.

The hallways were bigger than they looked. Hundreds of lockers lined the walls. Doors to classrooms were wide open as teachers began to prepare for the first day of school. Students socialized with their friends in front of their lockers and in the classrooms. Just by looking around, Morning Star identified different groups in the school

The jocks all talked with one another. The difference with them was they were much buffer than the average bear. Most of them were earth colts while there was some Pegasi and Minotaur’s. And they made sure they showed they were much stronger by picking on the smaller, weaker students.

The fashionista’s could be seen a mile away. They were loud, obnoxious, and thought they were better than everyone else. They wore some strange clothing which they called “fashion”. And they always wore a pound of make-up. Morning Star giggled at what they’d look like without it, before wincing at the thought.

The brains, or as everyone calls them ‘the nerds’, were mostly unicorns. Morning Star didn’t mind them due to the fact that Blue used to be in that group in middle school. Just like before, they were always picked on by everyone else due to their IQ. It’s stupid when you think about it. They pick on them based on jealousy, not weakness.

But then Morning Star thought for a moment. What does that make them? Blue could probably join anything since he could fit in anything. Morning Star giggled at his joke. But what about him? He would have to ask Wild Star what group he’s in and what he should join during lunch.

“Oof!” Morning Sat has been in auto pilot that he walked straight into someone. They both fell with a soft scream. “My bad, I didn’t see… you… there…”

Morning Star’s went silent as he looked as the mare he bumped into. She was more petite than everyone else, but very shy. She wore a white blouse with a short green skirt that had two pink butterflies on the side. She hid her face under her pink mane. But Morning Star saw her beautiful blue eyes. Morning Star could feel his face start to heat up.

They both sat on the floor for what felt like hours before Morning Star got up. He held out his hand to which the mare looked at with a timid face. Her face was mixed with shock as no one really helps her. She shakily took his hand, her warm creamy yellow fur touching his. With a soft grunt, he helped the mare up to her hooves.

“Sorry miss, I didn’t see you there.” Morning Star said. She sheepishly blushed, hiding her face under her mane. “I’m kind of new here so I think I might’ve gotten lost- Oh, your books!” the mare was about to protest when Morning Star bent down to collect her books. He got back up and gave them back to her. Her face was now a new shade of red.

“Anyways, I better get going or I’ll be late for class.” Morning Star smiled. “And you should too, miss?”

The mare said something quieter than a whisper. “Beg your pardon?”

“F-Fluttershy,” the mare said sheepishly

“Fluttershy huh?” Morning Star thought for a moment, before giving her a warm smile. “That’s a beautiful name. Anyways, I better get going. Nice meeting you Fluttershy!” Morning Star jogged away, giving Fluttershy a small wave.

Morning Star began to hyperventilate once he turned around the corner. He pinned himself against the wall, his chest heaving. He could feel all the blood rushing to his face, his pale cheeks as red as a rose. He clutched his chest, feeling his heart race faster than anything he’s ever seen.

“Brain, status report?” Morning Star said quietly to himself.

‘New feeling unlocked. Heart is racing at max potential. Multiple blood cells heating up the cheeks.’ There was a pause. ‘WARNING; nose bleed imminent!’ Morning Star nodded and looked around for a washroom. He paused as he saw a bathroom.

At the end of the hall.

Passed a squadron of cheerleaders.

‘WARNING; multiple beautiful mares identified.’ His brain screamed. ‘Fatal incident detected. You’re doomed.’

“Have some confidence, Brain.” Morning Star said to himself. He paused as one of the cheerleaders bent down, showing her tight pink panties.

‘Overload imminent; you’re doomed.’ Morning Star put on his brave face, ignoring his burning hot cheeks.

“You don’t know me at all Brain!” Morning Star grinned.

‘I am you, Morning Star.’ He mentally heard his brain sigh. ‘Such an idiot.’

* * *

The bathroom door was kicked open with the power that could rival Big Macintosh. Morning Star rushed into the room, slamming the door behind him. The bathroom was much biggest than it looks from outside. There were a total of ten stalls, five on each side. The sinks and mirrors were separate, being closer to the door. Blood started to gush from Morning Star’s nose, causing him to fall over face first on the marble floor.

“Well you handled that well,” said a familiar voice. He looked up to see Blue Bass standing over him, a confident grin on his face. He stuck out his hand to help his friend. “ I mean, you did better than I th-AAAHH!” Blue was punched straight in the balls, the tender area now destroyed by the fist of the North Star.

“YOU BUCKING LEFT ME!” Morning Star yelled.

“You handled it!” Blue said in a high pitched voice.

“I was on autopilot!” Morning Star thought for a moment, getting up to his hooves. He ignored his friend who fell to his knees, tears streaming down his cheek. “Did I really handle it good?” the sound of one of the stall doors opening sent Morning Star out of his trance.

“I say you did better than good,” Wild Star said, zipping up his fly and walking over to the sinks. “Well, for your first time talking to a girl. Your mother not included.”

“Wild Star!?” Morning Star looked at his friend with a shocked expression. “Why are you here?” Wild Star looked at Morning star with a deadpan expression through the mirror.

“It’s a bathroom, not your personal discussion room.” He continued to wash his hands, ignoring his friend’s dumbstruck face. “Anyways, did you guys find your homeroom?”

“Not yet, this school is kind of big.” Morning Star sighed. “Wait, don’t change the subject! Why did I feel this way when I saw that chick? I mean, I usually feel that way with mare’s but-“

“You have a crush,” Blue said as he got to his hoofs, still clutching his balls. “You’ve developed feelings for this mare but you don’t know if she feels the same way. Nice going Morn, first day and you already developed a crush.”

“How do you know if you have a crush?” Morning Star asked.

“Basically when you feel like how you do now.” Wild Star explained. “Especially the blushing; that’s the main thing.”

“So what was the lucky mare’s name?” Blue Bass asked, a sly grin on his face.

“Fluttershy,” Morning Star gazed up at the ceiling, remembering how she looked.

“You got Flutters to talk?” Wild Star laughed. “Well that’s an achievement.”

“Yeah but will I ever see her again?” Morning Star looked over to his friend who only shrugged.

“It’s a big school Morn, I hate to break it to you but you might never see her-“ the three of them paused. They glanced over at the bathroom entrance to see two mares and a griffin staring right at them.

This was not the colt’s bathroom.

This was the filly’s bathroom.

* * *

5 MINUTES LATER

“Well that was all kinds of embarrassing.” Morning Star grumbled in pain. The other two nodded in agreement. Who knew mare’s had pepper spray and knew advanced self-defence. “It was all fun and games until that griffin tore us a new one.” He rubbed his arm in pain, his white t-shirt torn in places. The sound of screeching caught their attention as they glanced over their shoulders.

To see a large group of mare’s

“There’s the perverts that tried to sneak into the mare’s bathroom!” one of them screamed, pointing a finger at the three. “Let’s get them!” the colt’s watched in horror as the group rushed at them, fires in their eyes.

“RUN!”

The trio bolted down the halls, the barrage of mare’s right on their tails. They pushed some students out of their ways as they ran, not glancing back. They screeched around the corner, leaving small skid marks on the marble floor. Students screamed as the large group trailed the trios.

Wild Star directed the two since he knew the school off by heart. They turned around another corner to enter a hallway that lead to some double doors. The three rushed for the door, their breathing staring to get shallow as they didn’t have a high stamina. They could hear the mare’s on their trail, the hate overwhelming the air.

The three soon crashed through the doors, stopping in their tracks. They all ended up outside and into a large area. Park benches and trees littered the area while stone paths lead to three different buildings that were all at least three stories tall. Beside the main building was a large gymnasium that connected to a soccer field and a baseball/ track and field. Wild Star was right, the school was much bigger.

“THERE THEY ARE!” the three turned around to see the horde of mare’s at the end of the hall.

“We’re not out of the woods yet!” Blue Bass exclaimed.

“Building C! C’mon!” Wild Star grabbed the two colt’s hands and ran through the park area. They pushed past a couple students before Wild star paused.

“Applejack, what are you doing?” Wild Star and company stood in front of a small wooden stand. It looked well-constructed for something that someone made. On the counter were multiple bottles of yellow liquid. There was a sign that hung over the stand.

‘APPLEJACK’S APPLEJACK CIDER’

“What does it look like I’m doing partner,” an orange coloured mare stood behind the counter, her brown hat covering her face from the sun. She wore a red and white checkered shirt and blue jeans. Her blond mane was tied up so it doesn’t get in her face. “Ah’m selling my cider to the new students.”

“Can you even do that?” Wild star asked. “I mean, doesn’t your cider have alcohol in it?”

“I don’t put alcohol in mah drink-“

“Last year’s winter dance.” Wild Star gave her a deadpan stare which caused Applejack to blush.

“Someone spiked the drink-“

”Last year’s Nightmare Night party.”

“Macintosh mad that.”

“Winter Wrap Up.”

“Pinkie spiked it.” The two stared at each other for what felt like a minute. “Your entourage is here.”

“Our what?” Wild Star turned his face just to get a fist straight in the face. He flew past Applejack and into a tree with a loud thud. The whole tree shook before all the leaves fell off, completely burying Wild Star. Morning Star and Blue Bass looked at their friend in horror before turning around to face the group.

“I was just a m-misunderstanding!” Blue Bass pleaded, waving his hands in front of him. “We just walked into the wrong bathroom-“ he froze as one of the mare’s grabbed his hand. His face started to turn red at the touch. Before he could say anything, the mare threw him behind her. Blue Bass screamed in agony as he flew upwards in the air before disappearing in the blue sky. The mare’s soon brought their attention to Morning Star.

Who was already running for his life.

“These fillies are crazy!” he screamed as he ran. “SOMEONE HELP Me- Oof!” Morning Star failed to realize that he ran into a mare. Again. He opened his eyes to see that he ran into Rainbow Dash.

And his face was buried in her breasts.

Morning star looked at her, petrified at where he was. Even though he was scared, his face started to heat up. He could feel his member start to grow, begging for release. Rainbow Dash looked back at him, her face mixed with anger and embarrassment. He looked up to see a small crowd forming around the two.

“R-Rainbow t-this was just an accident.” Morning Star hoped she would understand. "Mercy?"

* * *

Two hours later
Location: Canterlot High Infirmary Building A

The door to the infirmary slowly opened. Morning Star groaned in pain as he hobbled out of the medical room. His right leg was in a thick cast and his left arm was in a slung. He held onto the crutch in his right hand and limped out of the room. His forehead was bandaged up, his blue and yellow mane hanging over it.

Wild Star followed behind. His nose had a bandage over it, stopping the blood. His forehead was also bandaged up. The duo both groaned as they walked down the halls, ignoring the looks from students. They stopped in front of a bathroom and winced.

“This school’s crazy,” Morning Star groaned.

“And this is only your first day.” Wild Star began to chuckle. He coughed and held his chest, remembering what the nurse said.

“So we successfully missed first period,” Morning Star sighed. “So what’s next?” Wild Star thought for a moment.

“Lunch.”