Bangarang

by MrEpicCupcake64

Rating: everyone
Tags: Dark, Human, Sad, Adventure, Crossover, Tragedy
Length: 1375

Twilight, RD and Spike enter a place they've never been before and meet 3 poor boys.

When Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Spike enter our world, they end up in an alleyway and meet 3 boys who really need their help.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-06 10:05:40 UTC

Sit Down and Talk To Ponies

After Mr Whippy beat up the boys, the ponies went over to them. " Are you alright?" asked Rainbow Dash. "Does it look like it?" said Darren. "He does this every day, he makes things up as well to make him look cool" " I didn't know they had Ice Cream vans in the real world!" said Spike. "They don't in Ponyville!" " Let's have a sit down and you tell us all about Mr Whippy" said Twilight.

So the boys did as Twilight said and told her. "He killed all our parents and dogs" Said Shaan. "He really likes being evil and such" Twilight put her arm around him. "I'm so sorry to hear that, you must be depressed all the time" Shaan shed a tear. "He's an evil evil man, We don't know why he's like this" "Do ya know what!" said Rainbow Dash " I think we need a plan to get back on Mr Whippy!" " That sounds like a good idea Rainbow Dash!" said Twilight. "We'll set up a plan right now"

"Alright, here's the plan!" said Twilight. " Spike and Shaan, you'll be working on explosives, bombs, etc" Spike and Shaan hi-fived each other. "Rainbow Dash and David, you two will be looking out for Mr Whippy, and tell us when he's there!" "Ok" they both said. " I and Darren will work on electric things, so when Mr Whippy tries to get out the van, he'll be electrocuted, so lets start tomorrow!".

Mr Whippy's Got Another Thing Comin'!

It was tomorrow afternoon at five and everyone was ready, Spike and Shaan on explosives, Rainbow Dash and David on lookout and Twilight and Darren on electronics. Everything was silent, not a word was spoken, when Rainbow Dash and David were on lookout, they heard the Ice Cream Van with its usual jolly tune. They signalled Twilight and Darren by using the word "Bangarang" on their Walkie Talkies. Darren grabbed all the wires on his hand in his first, shrugged his shoulders by getting comfortable, then using the wires to force electricity on a gate, Spike and Shaan rolled up the bomb, it then exploded and they were really happy. Everybody then got ready, as Mr Whippy's Ice Cream Van drove down the road and Shaan had a slingshot, and a tiny, cherry- look like bomb that said Bangarang on it. He then shot it and the van exploded a little, The ice cream van luckily stopped and Mr Whippy was extremely dizzy, Darren then got his electronics and put them on the door handle, Mr Whippy was then electrocuted and David then got his bag of marbles and skidded them across the floor, when Mr Whippy got out his van, he fell over the marbles, Darren lifted up Shaan into the van and Shaan stole all of his Ice Cream and ran away with Spike, Mr Whippy suddenly grabbed hold of Darren and he screamed "IM GONNA SLIT ALL YOUR THROATS LIKE I DID TO YOUR FAMILIES!!!!!!" Mr Whippy grabbed hold of the door handle but Rainbow Dash ran over and kicked the door handle and Mr Whippy's hand fell off, he screamed in pain but the boys ran back, Shaan looked over at him crying and put a finger up at him to say "That's what you get you evil human being!"

The Portal To The Real World

"Okay" said Spike "We're almost done, all we need to do now is deliver Apple Jacks apples and go to Pinkies Pies Party! " Twilight looked at the list and suddenly her jaws dropped to the ground. Twilight then fainted and fell to the ground. "What's the matter" asked Spike "Is there something we forgot on the list" "Yes" said Twilight, sadly, we have to see Princess Celestia because she wants to see me and the other ponies over something VERY important, we have to gather up Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, AppleJack and Rainbow Dash right away before it's too late!" Twilight and Spike then ran to find them all.

The mane 6 caught the friendship express from Ponyville to Canterlot and rushed over to the palace to see Princess Celestia. " Princess! We made it!" shouted Twilight out of breath. "I'm glad you made it on time" she said. " We need you, Rainbow Dash and Spike to visit the Real World. You see, there are these 3 human boys who have all had a terrible, tragic past and I need you 3 to help them." " Whatever you say princess" said Rainbow Dash, cheekily. " I'm now going to open a portal and I only want you 3 to enter it." She then opened up the portal and they both entered. When they opened their eyes, they weren't in Equestrian no more. They were in a horrible, scruffy alleyway with graffiti on the wall and litter all over the place, suddenly, the ponies caught 3 boys out of their eyes just sitting there, doing nothing but carrying bombs and guns.

The 3 Boys

Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Spike went over to the boys and said hi. "Holy crap! Talking Ponies" said one of the boys "Have you been taking drugs again, Darren" said the other boy "No, Shaan, I swear, they're standing right in front of me, just look to your left" Shaan looked. "Jesus Christ! He's not kidding, get David, now!" Twilight, RD and Spike looked confused. "Look,we were just sent here to help you" Darren gave a serious look. "So, you know about Mr Whippy?" They were confused. " Who's Mr Whippy?" They asked. "Sit down, when David gets back, I'll tell you all about him" Shaan and Darren told David about the ponies and he sat down and told them about Mr Whippy.

"Mr Whippy is the heartless, cruel, evil Ice Cream man who drives around here and beats us up, he says if we tell anyone about him then he will come and kill us, so we can't tell no one because he knows where we live, which is here, he-" Suddenly, the Ice Cream van theme came down the streets, Mr Whippy noticed Darren, Shaan and David out of his eye and stopped the van, the boys told the ponies to run for it, which they did, suddenly, Mr Whippy stepped out the van, Mr Whippy was an enormously fat man with a giant moustache in an ice cream suit which didn't fit him at all, he came over to the boys and shoved them on to the wall, he was more furious than normal today, he spat onto their faces and growled at them like a hungry wolf with rabies. " Where is it?" He asked. "Where's what?" asked Shaan. " YOU DAMN WELL KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!! The $60 you owe me from Tuesday!!" "We don't have any money at all on us today, Mr Whippy, maybe never come back and leave us alone for all eternity maybe". He punched them all in the face, dropped them and kicked them on the floor like they weren't bleeding enough. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon at 5" he said, furiously "and if I don't have my money by then, you're all dead."

Return To Equestria

"Thank you so much for helping us defeat Mr Whippy" said Shaan. "Is their anything we can do to repay you?" "Yes" said Rainbow Dash. "What is it?"asked Shaan. "Keep on being cool and awesome like you always were!" "Of course we will!" said Shaan. Twilight then used her powers to open up a portal back to Equestria and said goodbye. "Make sure to visit us" shouted David. "Trust me, we will" said Twilight. They then entered and returned to Equestria.

So, what happened to everyone. Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Spike returned to Equestria safely and told Princess Celestia all what happened, they were all rewarded with tons of jewels, Spike was especially happy with this as he'd get to make his yummy, crunchy jewel cake, mmmmmm. The three boys made another friend who joined the group, his name was Sam, and he was happy with the boys and hanged around with them a lot.

The End