Coffee Morning

by QuickDaps

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Zecora, Sad, Main 6, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Derpy Hooves, Princess Celestia, Tragedy, Gore
Length: 8162

When Derpy goes to sugar cube corner, Pinkie Pie may have put in a few Poisoness ingrediants into the coffee...

When Derpy has a sugar rush, she finds herself at sugar cube corner to buy a cup of coffee and a slice of cake. But after Pinkie Pie puts In a poisoned ingredient by accident, the Derpy that we all know and love goes insane. Its up to Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Apple Jack and Fluttershy to help save the day.

Published 2013-07-13 22:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-13 22:40:02 UTC

Sugar Cube Corner

As Derpy walked up to sugar cube corner, she sees Rainbow Dash flying around, minding her own business.

"Hey Derpy, have you tried the new coffee that is for sale?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"No, but im going in to get some, you seem a bit hyper today, what have you done?" Derpy replied.

"Ha ha, I drank the new coffee, this stuff is so epic! I will be flying around for a long time before I get tired if I keep drinking this stuff." Dashie said.

"Um, ok, its a bit hard to understand you because your talking so fast, how many cups of that coffee have you drank?" Derpy asked.

"I don't know, I lost count after about thirteen." Dashie screamed.

"Um... Ok... Im going to go now." said Derpy nervously.

"Ok bye." replied Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash flew off into the distance.

"Weeeeeeeeeeee! I'm a car! vrooooooom vroooom." Rainbow screamed.

"That pony is really hyper today, she needs to lay off the coffee's. Oh, hey Derpy, did you know that RD had over thirteen cups of coffee today, are you here for the new coffee too? We might have only half stock left because Dashie drank so much." Said Pinkie Pie.

"Yes, but only one cup, I don't want to have as much as Rainbow Dash, it might mess with my head, im already derped up as it is." laughed Derpy.

"Ok, I will get the ingredients to make the coffee." said Pinkie.

When Pinkie gets the ingredients for the coffee, Zecora walks in to buy one of the coffee's that everypony had been talking about.

"I will have one coffee please." Said Zecora.

Zecora puts some items on the counter while she sorts out her bag. She puts a strange flower down next to the coffee ingredients.

"Hey there Zecora, what's that strange flower on the counter?" asked Derpy curiously.

"It's a flower from the ever free forest my dear, if you leave it, you will not shed a tear." Said Zecora.

Pinkie Pie pick's up the ingredients carelessly, accidently picking up the poisoned flower from the ever free forest and put's it in the coffee.

"Here you go Derpy, that will be three bit's." said Pinkie.

Derpy pays the fee for the coffee and leaves sugar cube corner.

"Hey Zecora, didn't you have a flower on the counter a minute ago? Where did it go?" asked Pinkie curiously.

"Oh no, you put it in the coffee, I don't know what will happen to poor Derpy." said Zecora.

"Why, what's wrong with the flower?" Pinkie asked.

"Like I told her a minute ago, eating this flower is a big no no." rhymed Zecora.

"Oh no what will happen to her?" Pinkie asked.

"I did say it's a mystery, I think she might go quite crazy" rhymed Zecora again.

Pinkie Pie and Zecora run out of sugar cube corner looking for her.

"Where did she go, its ok, its early in the morning, we can find her by sun down." said Pinkie.

"By the time she digests this flower, she will become a great harmful power, she might become a lovely friend or her kindness will be at an end." rhymed Zecora.

"Zecora, why do you always rhyme when you speak?" asked Pinkie.

"If you wonder about how I speak, you will probably find it very unique." rhymed Zecora, once again.

The Changes Of The Derpy Eyed Mare

The time is now ten O' clock, three hours after Derpy drank this new coffee. She started to feel a bit ill, she decided to go home until this ache in her stomach had gone. she had reached her house and opened the door, she went up stairs into her bedroom to have a nap.

Derpy soon woke up from her nap and she heard a knock at the door. When she opened the door she saw Pinkie at the door jumping around her front yard with Gummy. Pinkie had a bright pink envelope in her hoof.

"Hi Derpy, I just came round to give you this invitation to Gummy's birthday!" Pinkie said with her cute cheesy smile.

"Sorry Pinkie, I cant come, I've had a ache in my stomach ever since I had that coffee." moaned Derpy.

"really, you still have an ache after you had one of my new coffee's, you had that coffee yesterday." explained Pinkie.

"It was yesterday?! But I went to bed for a nap for a few hours, has it really been a day?" asked Derpy.

"Yep." said Pinkie.

"Wow, but what i don't get is when you have a nap when you have an ache, isn't it meant to go away?" asked Derpy.

"No, I think that's headache's" said Pinkie.

"Oh, ok, but anyway, who is going to Gummy's birthday party?" asked Derpy.

"Lets see, um, Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and me. Apple Jack can't come because she's taking Apple Bloom, Sweety Belle and Scootaloo to the forest for a camping trip." explained Pinkie Pie.

"Ok well sorry I can't come, I'm going to see what I can find out about this ache in my stomach, I will go see Twilight before she goes to Gummy's party, see if she has a book to explain what it is." said Derpy.

Pinkie Pie goes back home to get things set up for Gummy's party. Derpy goes to the library to see Twilight to ask if she has a book about the ache in her stomach.

Derpy reaches the library and opens the door to see if any pony is home.

"Hello?" shouted Derpy.

"Over here!" shouted a voice from another room.

Derpy walks into the other room in the library.

"Oh, hi Derpy, what can I do you for? asked Twilight.

"Hi Twilight, I came here to ask if I could borrow a book about illnesses and aches in the stomach, have you got one?" asked Derpy.

"I think so. SPIKE!" shouted Twilight.

"Yes Twilight?" Spike asked as he ran down the stairs.

"Have we got a book about illnesses and aches in the stomach?" asked Twilight.

"Yes we have, I will go get it for you." said Spike.

"Why do you need it, Derpy?" Twilight asked.

"I got an ache in my stomach after i drank one of Pinkie Pie's new coffee's, because of this, I cant go to Gummy's birthday party that Pinkie invited me to." explained Derpy.

"That's terrible." said Twilight.

"Here's the book Twilight." Spike shouted.

Spike handed the book to Derpy.

"Thank's for the book you two." said Derpy as she left the library.

"Bye!" shouted Spike and Twilight.

Spike and Twilight started to get ready for Gummy's birthday party. Derpy went back home to read the entire book and then she went to bed for a nap.

"Ok, lets try and go to sleep for a nap for a few hours instead of a hole day this time." Derpy thought to herself.

The End Of The Rainbow

Derpy wakes up three hours later from her nap. She is completely hyperactive, a bit to hyperactive, feeling angry at the world. Meanwhile, Twilight, Spike, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Rarity where on their way to Pinkies house for Gummy's party. Pinkie opens the door and invites them in. Derpy is still at her house pacing around the living room thinking about everypony.

"Why does everypony think that they are better than me? Is it because I stand out because of my eyes? Is it because im always clumsy and never on the right track? I cant help that, I was born that way! But one of the ponies that do this is Rainbow Dash. Well... I will show her." said Derpy to herself in a rage.

Derpy starts to make a plan to show Rainbow Dash who is boss and that she is wrong about Derpy.

Three hours later, Derpy finishes her master plan for Rainbow Dash. She see's Twilight, Rarity, Spike and Fluttershy come out of Pinkies house after the party. She goes and asks them where Rainbow Dash is.

"Hey Twilight, where is Rainbow Dash?" Derpy said in a psychotic voice.

"Oh, hi Derpy, Rainbow Dash stayed at Pinkie Pie's to help clean up. What do you need her for?" Twilight asked.

"I just wanted to see her for one minute for a little chat." explained Derpy.

"Ok then, bye!" Twilight said.

Twilight, Spike, Rarity and Fluttershy all waked off to go home for the night. Derpy hid behind Pinkie's house and waited until Rainbow Dash walked out after she helped Pinkie clean up. Rainbow Dash suddenly walked out of Pinkies house.

"See ya tomorrow Pinkie." said Dashie.

Rainbow Dash closed the door behind her.

"Well... Hello Dashie..." said a small voice from the back of the building.

"Who's there?!" Rainbow Dash said in a scared voice.

"You always thought you were better than me, didn't you." said the small voice.

A grey figure came out of the shadows.

"Oh Derpy, it's you, why would you think I thought I was better than you?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Don't lie to me. Don't you remember? That day when I smashed up town hall by accident?" Derpy asked in a louder voice.

"Derpy, I knew that was an accident, but you needed to be more careful. I didn't think that I was better than you, why would I think that and what are you doing with that bread knife?!" asked Rainbow Dash shaking.

"Something I should of done a long time ago." said Derpy.

Derpy started to walk forward closer and closer to Rainbow Dash making her back up to the wall.

"Derpy, please don't do this, im sorry, but you have to believe me, I didn't think I was better than you at all!" said Rainbow Dash backed up to the wall.

Derpy walked right up to her and said, "Let the bloody rivers flow!" She then slit Rainbow Dash's throat and watched her blood run down the ally way.

"I cant just leave a dead ponies body out in the ally way for everypony to see, I must get rid of the evidence. I know I will put the body in a black bag outside Pinkie's door and frame her." said insane Derpy Hooves.

Derpy puts the dead rainbow coloured corpse in a back bag and leaves it on Pinkies door step with the knife. un aware that she left one clue...

"Lets scare some ponies now" said the psychotic one.

Derpy takes Rainbow Dash's head out of the bag and goes to the cutie mark crusaders campsite. Derpy leaves Rainbow Dash's head outside Scootaloo's tent. Derpy wrote a note for Scootaloo to read when she wakes up. The note say's:

"Dear Scootaloo,
Because you are her biggest fan, I thought you can have this special gift from me to remember her by...
Love from the mysterious insane mare."

Now that Derpy's plan had succeeded, she goes home to make plan's for other ponies that think they are better that her...

Cutie Mark Crusaders Downfall

Derpy arrives back at her house walk's in the door and start's thinking about other ponies who think they are better that her.

"So, who else think's that they are better than me? Let me think. Ah, I know, Sweetie Belle, I see her looking at me when I make mistake's, thinking that I am an idiot. Well im not, I'll show her..." Derpy said to herself.

Derpy stay's up all night making a deadly plan especially for Sweetie Belle. Meanwhile at the forest, at six O' clock in the morning, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Apple Jack wake up.

"Good morning Apple Jack, you ready for the second day of the camping tri... Wait... What is that?" asked Scootaloo.

Scootaloo pick's up the note that Derpy wrote, unaware of who wrote it.

"What's that Scootaloo? It wasn't there last night." Apple Jack Said.

"It's a note. It say's:

Dear Scootaloo,
Since you are her biggest fan, I thought you should have this to remember her by.
Love from the mysterious insane mare.

Who is this mysterious insane mare?" asked Scootaloo.

Scootaloo pull's off the white sheet over Rainbow Dash's dead head.

"DEAR CELESTIA, WHAT HAPPENED TO RAINBOW DASH?!" screamed Scootaloo.

"ALL OF YOU, BEHIND ME NOW!" shouted Apple Jack.

The cutie mark crusader's ran behind Apple Jack. Scootaloo couldn't stop looking at the head, the more she looked, the bigger the tear was in her eye.

"Don't worry girl's, this is just a prank Rainbow Dash has pulled on us!" said Apple Jack.

"But I was her biggest fan, why would she pull a prank like this on me, that's not a prank, that's just being mean." said Scootaloo.

"I don't know. But she has taken it too far this time. Come on, pack your things. We're going to have a little chat with her." Apple Jack said furiously.

Apple Jack, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle exit the forest and go to Rainbow Dash's house. Apple Jack knocks on the door.

"RAINBOW DASH! WE WANT A WORD WITH YOU!" shouted Apple Jack.

No pony answered. Apple Jack kept shouting. But still, No pony answered.

"Why is she not answering?" asked Apple Bloom.

"I don't know little sis, im going to see Twilight, see what she can make of this.

Apple Jack, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Apple Bloom made their way to Twilights tree house. Apple Jack knocks on the door with her hoof. Twilight answers the door.

"Hi Apple Jack, how are you doing?" asked Twilight.

"Hi Twilight, I think Rainbow Dash has pulled a prank on us again but this time she's gone to far." said Apple Jack furiously.

"Why, what did she do?" asked Twilight curiously.

"She put a replica of her head to make it look like she's been killed by some pony and put it at Scootaloo's tent at our campsite to scare us." said Apple Jack.

"I know Rainbow Dash like's to pull prank's a lot but I don't think she would go that far. Have you got the head with you? I want to see it for myself." asked Twilight.

"No, we don't have it, we left it at the campsite. Apple Bloom, will you go and get that head back from the forest campsite, please." asked Apple Jack.

"Ok." Apple Bloom said.

Apple Bloom ran through the town and into the forest to go and retrieve the head. She came back about half an hour later.

"Here, I have the head." said Apple Bloom.

"Thank you Apple Bloom. Come in you four, come and sit down." said Twilight.

Twilight went into the other room to investigate the head. She decided to cut through the head with the knife to see if it was made out of plaster or some material. But one thing came out of that head that she did not expect to come out... Blood.

"Um, Apple Jack, will you come in here please! NOW!" screamed Twilight.

Apple Jack ran into the other room as fast as she could.

"Apple Jack, please don't freak out. But I have something to say. I have investigated this head and... Um... Its Rainbow Dash's real head!" said Twilight with a tear to her eye.

Apple Jack started crying.

"No, it cant be!" screamed Apple jack.

"I'm sorry but it is." said Twilight.

"She was one of our best friends." said Apple Jack.

"I know she was Apple Jack, but now is the worst part, we have to tell those fillies in the other room. said Twilight.

"I know." cried Apple Jack.

"Girl's, can you come in here please!" asked Twilight.

The cutie mark crusaders came into the other room.

"Now, girl's, you know how we said that this head was a fake and that Rainbow Dash was pulling a prank on you... Well it's not a prank, this is Rainbow Dash's real head." said Twilight nervously.

"WHAT!" screamed the three fillies.

The cutie mark crusaders all started running around the house screaming and crying.

"Girl's please stop, I know its hard to stop because of this bad news but if you try to calm down, me and Twilight will find a solution to get to the bottom of this." asked Apple Jack as calmly as she could.

"Good, now that you have attempted to calm down, we will begin the investigation. Now, I have read a lot of mystery novel's, so I know how this work's, but what we defiantly need to do is find the rest of Rainbow Dash's body. When you found the head, was there anything with it?" asked Twilight.

"There was a note there!" said Sweetie Belle.

"Will you please go get that from the forest please, Sweetie Belle?" asked Apple Jack.

"Yes." said Sweetie Belle.

Sweetie Belle reached the forest, she entered it. she retrieved the note and began to run back but she was distracted by a blue ribbon.

"Oh, a blue ribbon, I think I will give it to Rarity, she loves this type of ribbon." said Sweetie Belle.

"Hello, Sweetie Belle." said a voice from behind a tree.

"Who's there?" asked Sweetie Belle.

"The insane mare!" said the voice from behind the tree.

Sweetie Belle looked at the note and realized that the note was signed by the insane mare. The insane mare came out from behind the tree.

"Derpy, you were the one who killed Rainbow Dash. Why?" asked Sweetie Belle.

"It will take to long to explain." said Derpy.

Derpy picked up the ribbon and tied it around Sweetie Belle's neck and strangled her to death with it... The Derpy eyed mare's second victim in this murderous rampage.

Just before Sweetie Belle choked to death, she looked Derpy right in the eye and said, "Buck you!" and then it was all over for her.

One hour later back at Twilight's tree house, the ponies started to think something was wrong.

"Why is she not here yet, something is wrong." said Apple Jack.

"I agree." said Twilight.

The four ponies left the tree house and went to the wood's. They walked along the path until they saw another body.

"Is that Sweetie Belle?" asked Scootaloo.

"She's been murdered!" screamed Apple Bloom.

"I'm sorry, but its to late now. But at least we have the note, we need to return Sweetie Belle's body to her sister, Rarity, and dealing with her about this is not going to be easy." said Twilight.

The four ponies carried Sweetie Belle's corpse to Rarity's house. they knocked on the door. Rarity answered the door.

"Hello Rarity. You might of heard the bad news of Rainbow Dash being murdered by some pony." said Twilight.

"Yes, I have Twilight, I have been crying all day about it, she was a good friend to all of us." cried Rarity.

"Well, I have more bad news, your sister, Sweetie Belle has also been killed." said Twilight sadly.

Twilight showed Rarity the body of her dead sister.

"NO! NOT HER!" cried Rarity.

She started crying her eye's out.

"I'm sorry Rarity, it's to late, but we are starting an investigation to find the cultrate of these death's. We already have some clue's. Do you want to join us" asked Twilight.

"Find her? I will DISTROY HER!" shouted Rarity at the top of her lung's.

"Ok, We will put the body in my tree house, it's the safest place to keep them, is that ok with you, Rarity?" asked Twilight.

"Yes, that's fine." said Rarity.

Meanwhile back at the forest, Derpy walks back home to make plan's for ore gruesome death's...

Speedie No More

Twilight, Rarity, Apple Jack, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo went back to Twilight's house with Sweetie Belle's body. When they get in they place a table in the middle of the room and put a map on the table. They put Sweetie Belle's body in Twilight's bedroom. Everypony was thinking about the horror that happened these past few day's. Finally, Twilight break's the silence.

"Right everypony, we need to find out what is going on here, there is something mysterious going on and I intend to find out what. We have the note, so im going to see if there is any hoof print's." said Twilight.

"I agree, we cannot let this psychopath murderer loose in Ponyville anymore." said Rarity.

"I've got an idea. We should go get Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, we can ask them for help, ask if they have seen anything." said Apple Jack.

The ponies keep discussing their plan's. Meanwhile at Derpy's house, she is planning more plan's for other ponies who think they are better that her.

"Who else think's they are better than me, come on Derpy, think, there has to be more. Ah, I know, Scootaloo. She was never interested in anypony but Rainbow Dash, when ever I talked to her and Rainbow Dash was with us, she never was interested in me or any other pony, she just nodded and moved on, ignorant." shouted Derpy.

Derpy planned out what she was going to do. Meanwhile at Twilight's tree house, they decided to get Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie over to help.

"Do you really think we should get Fluttershy into this? She's terrible with this kind of stuff, she would faint at the first sight of violence." said Apple Jack.

"Yes, I think we should, we need all the help we can get." said Twilight.

"Ok, well I will go get Pinkie Pie and Flutter-" said Apple Jack as she was cut off by Scootaloo.

"I will go get them!" shouted Scootaloo.

"No, wait Scootaloo, it's not safe with this murderous pony out there!" screamed Rarity.

But it was too late, Scootaloo had already ran out the door to go find Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy for their help. As Scootaloo ran into the outskirt's of Ponyville, next to the ever free forest, Derpy flew out of the bushes and landed right in front of Scootaloo.

"Hi Scootaloo, I know I missed your birthday a few week's ago and wasn't able to get you a gift. Well I went to the store and got you a new scooter for your birthday that I missed. Do you want it?" asked Derpy.

"Yes, yes, yes, I love new scooter's" said Scootaloo.

Scootaloo ran into the forest to get the new scooter Derpy had promised her.

"Oh thanks Derpy, I love it!" said Scootaloo.

"No problem, how is Rainbow Dash?" Derpy asked.

"She died, she was murdered by some pony. The hole town knows now, did you not know?" asked Scootaloo.

"Yes I knew, but you don't know who did it." said Derpy.

"Do you know?" asked Scootaloo.

"You don't catch on very well do you Scootaloo." said Derpy.

"Hey yes I do!" said Scootaloo, she started to feel insulted.

"AHH, I WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED RAINBOW DASH AND SWEETIE BELLE, YOU STUPID LITTE FILLY!" shouted Derpy.

"Why would you do that?!" screamed Scootaloo.

"Oh, you know the old saying." said Derpy.

"What?" asked Scootaloo.

"I just don't know what went wrong!" said Derpy with an evil laugh.

Derpy picked up the scooter and smashed it over Scootaloo's head. Smashing to pieces completely, eliminating her from life. Scootaloo's only regret was that she never told Rainbow Dash how much she loved her. Derpy picked up Scootaloo's body and put it outside Twilight's door. she wrote a note and put it next to Scootaloo's body. The note said,

"You better watch out.

signed the insane mare."

Meanwhile inside the Tree house, everypony was getting worried.

"Scootaloo is taking too long, should we go look for her?" asked Rarity.

suddenly there was a knock at the door. The ponies opened the door and they could not believe the horror.

No More Fresh Apple's

The ponies opened the door and saw the dead filly Scootaloo laying on the floor. They could not believe their eye's, another one has been murdered by this mysterious mare.

"Who ever this pony is, she is taking us one by one." said Apple Jack.

"Who ever is doing this is going to pay!" screamed Rarity.

"Put her in my bedroom with Sweetie Belle." said Twilight.

"Wait, there's a note, it say's,

You better watch out,

the insane mare." said Apple Bloom.

Apple Jack and Rarity carried Scootaloo's body to Twilight's bedroom.

"Come on, now that we've done that, let's go get Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie, and everypony be on guard, this murderous mare could be anywhere, also keep that note, it's another clue!" said Twilight.

The ponies waled out of Twilight's house and ran to Fluttershy's house as fast as they could.They got to Fluttershy's house and knocked on the door. When they knocked on the door, there was a voice coming from the other side.

"GO AWAY, NO PONIES WELCOME AT THIS TIME!" shouted Fluttershy.

"Here we go again." sighed Rarity.

"Fluttershy, it's me, Twilight, now open the door and let us in." said Twilight.

Fluttershy opened the door slowly, she seemed terrified. She had huge tear's on her face, it looked like she had been crying all day.

"I guess you heard about the news, didn't you."

"Yes, Rainbow Dash, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are dead." cried Fluttershy.

"I know, I know it's hard, but me, Rarity, Apple Jack and Apple Bloom are starting an investigation to find out who is doing this.
We came to see if you want to join us. Would you like to?" asked Twilight.

"NO, YOU KNOW WHAT IM LIKE WITH THIS STUFF, IM TO SCARED." screamed Fluttershy.

"I know you are, so are we, but the more ponies we have on our investigation, the easier it will be to find out who is doing this." said Twilight.

"Ok, I will do it, but please don't blame me when i get scared and run and hide behind a bush." said Fluttershy.

"Ok, we wont" said Twilight.

Fluttershy locked up and went with the other ponies and walked to Pinkie Pie's house to ask if she want's to join the investigation. The ponies arrived at Pinkie Pie's house. Twilight knocked on the door. Pinkie answered the door.

"Hi Pinkie, have you heard the news of Rainbow Dash, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo?" asked Twilight.

"Yes, it's terrible." cried Pinkie.

"We are starting an investigation to see if we can find out who is doing this. We're asking ponies if they want to join us, do you want to join us?" asked Twilight.

"Ok, I will." said Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie locked up her house and turned around, but she accidentally tripped on a big black bag. Pinkie fell to the floor along with the mysterious black bag. When the bag fell to the ground, it made a hole in it. A light blue hoof was sticking out of that black bag along with a bread knife.

"Wait, what's that in the bag?" asked Rarity.

Pinkie Pie pulled the hoof out the bag to see a rainbow corpse on the ground.

"DEAR CELESTIA!" screamed Pinkie Pie.

"At least we have fount the rest of Rainbow Dash's body." said Twilight.

"And look, there's a knife, that's a clue!" said Fluttershy.

"Come on, let's get back to my house, all the clue's that we have found have hoof print's. We can do a DNA test." said Twilight.

The ponies all went to Twilight's tree house to finally solve this mystery. Twilight unlocked the door and invited everypony inside.

"Rarity, Apple Jack, take Rainbow Dash's body into my room along with her head, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo's body, Apple Bloom, get all of the clue's we have found and put them on the table in the centre of the room, and let's solve this mystery once and for all." said Twilight.

Everypony done what Twilight asked. Twilight got here DNA scanner out of the basement.

"Right! Everypony around the table!" shouted Twilight.

The DNA result's took thirty minute's to come through.

"Right, while we wait, will some pony please go to the train station and get us all some ticket's for Canterlot? I need to report this to Princess Celestia her self, it would normally be by mail, but this is just to serious." said Twilight.

"Oh, I will do it!" screamed Apple Bloom.

"Ok fine, but get six tickets's for the train." said Twilight.

"Don't worry, I will." said Apple Bloom

"Be careful!" screamed Apple Jack.

Apple Bloom ran out the door to go get the ticket's. The DNA result's came through. Twilight looked at the result's in shock.

"But it can't be!" shouted Twilight.

"Did you find out who did it, who was it. Tell us Twilight!" screamed Rarity.

Meanwhile, outside the train station, Apple Bloom was just outside it, then Derpy flew out of a bush and landed right in frount of her.

"Hi Apple Bloom, you like zap apple's don't you?" asked Derpy.

"Why, yes Derpy, i do." said Apple Bloom.

"Great, there's one in that bush just for you, a gift from me!" said Derpy.

"Thank's Derpy you're the best." said Apple Bloom.

Apple Bloom jumped into the bush to go get the zap apple.

"You don't have to thank me, it's just a gift for you from me, the insane mare!" said Derpy mischievously.

Apple Bloom remembered the note's that she found, they where all signed by the insane mare.

"Derpy?! It was you who killed those ponies." said Apple Bloom.

"Yep, and your next!" screamed Derpy.

Meanwhile back at Twilight tree house. The ponies found out the DNA result's.

"The DNA result's say it was... Derpy Hooves. Did anyone see Derpy in the last few day's?" asked Twilight.

"Yeah me, I saw her, she bought one of the new coffee's from me a few day's ago, when i made it, i accidentally put in Zecora's flower from the ever free forest." said Pinkie.

"What did the flower look like?" asked Twilight.

"It was a blue one." said Pinkie.

"I know what flower it was, it was poison joke, do you ponies remember when we had that accident with it a few year's back and it made us look stupid. When you stand in poison joke, it makes you look stupid, something the plant find's funny, but this book say's if you eat it, it make's you go insane, that's why Derpy is doing this, let's go get Apple Bloom and get on the train so we can go to Canterlot and report this to Princess Celestia." said Twilight.

"Come on ponies, let's go." said Apple Jack.

The ponies ran out the door.

Meanwhile back where Apple Bloom and Derpy where, Derpy backed Apple Bloom up next to a well.

"Please don't do this, Ditzy." said Apple Bloom.

"Ditzy, Ditzy?! MY NAME IS DERPY!" screamed Derpy.

Derpy sparta kicked Apple Bloom in the well. The other ponies show up.

"Stop right there Derpy!" shouted Apple Jack.

"Yeah, we know it was you who killed those ponies!" said Rarity.

"Your gonna pay for this, Derpy!" screamed Pinkie Pie.

"Oh, hi, you just missed another Death!" said Derpy.

Derpy pulled out Apple Bloom's body out of the well and ran off. Fluttershy got scared and ran behind the bush.

"No, not my sister!" screamed Apple Jack. She started crying.

"I'm so sorry Apple Jack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, get the rest of the bodies and put them on the train, we can take them as proof that what we say is true." explained Twilight.

Twilight, Apple Jack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy got on the train with the bodies to Canterlot to see Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Derpy couldn't just let them go and tell Princess Celestia, she ran on the train and hid from them...

Road To Canterlot

The ponies sat down on the train and started discussing what they were going to do when they got to Canterlot.

"Derpy need's to pay, big time." said Pinkie.

"Yes, she kill's fillies, we kill her." said Apple Jack.

"I don't think that's enough, I think we should kill her daughter, Dinky Hooves." said Rarity in rage.

"NO, violence is not the answer, Apple Jack, and Rarity, what did Dinky do, she wasn't even with Derpy this weekend, she was at her friend's, she knows nothing of this!" said Twilight furiously.

"Yes, but if Princess Celestia and Princess Luna punish Derpy by death, just think how hard it would be to tell Dinky that her mother is dead." said Fluttershy.

"I'm sure the Princesses would not do that, but none of this would of happened if Pinkie was more careful with making the coffee's." said Apple Jack. Apple Jack started to snarl at Pinkie.

"I'm sorry, but Derpy kept talking to me and distracting me, so don't turn this around on me!" screamed Pinkie.

"Distracted or not, you should still give your one hundred per cent attention to what your doing!" shouted Rarity.

"Stop arguing, all of you, I know your all very angry because of what has happened, but we need as much rest as possible, it is eleven O' clock at night and it takes about eight hours to get to Canterlot, so we should get their for about seven O' clock in the morning. I don't know what action will be taken tomorrow when we tell Princess Celestia and Princess Luna." worried Twilight.

"I agree, let's put the bodies in the back of the train and let's go to our cabin's to go to sleep." said Fluttershy.

The ponies put the dead ponies corpses in the back and went to the cabin's to go to sleep. The cabin that they were sleeping in wasn't that great.

"It isn't exactly five star's is it." moaned Rarity.

"Stop your moaning, shut up and go to sleep!" shouted Apple Jack.

"Shhhh, do you want to wake up the entire train?!" screamed Twilight.

The ponies went to sleep. At about two O' clock in the morning there was a noise coming from the cabin's door. the noise woke Rarity.

"Oh, dear Celestia, can I please just get one decent night's sleep in my life." moaned Rarity.

"Don't worry, you can have eternity to sleep when I kill you." growled Derpy.

"Oh no, everypony wake up, it's Derpy, IT'S DERPY!" Rarity screamed.

The sleeping ponies woke up with a huge fright.

"You should of never of came with us Derpy!" screamed Apple Jack.

"Worth it to kill the ponies who are trying to get me into trouble." snarled Derpy.

"Do I need to shoot my party cannon in your face?!" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Is there going to be a fight? I don't like fight's." said Fluttershy nervously.

"Don't worry Fluttershy, if there is a fight, go hide in the back." explained Twilight.

Fluttershy ran into the back before the fight even started.

"If she want's a fight. I'll give her I fight." said Derpy.

Derpy ran into Rarity and punched her in the face with her hoof. she was knocked out in one punch.

"Weak." laughed Derpy.

Derpy flew into Pinkie, Pinkie shot her with her party cannon, injuring one of her wing's. Derpy picked up Pinkie's party cannon and threw it at her, knocking her out cold. Apple Jack used her lasso and threw it over Derpy's neck and dragged her closer, Derpy went under her and kicked her in the stomach, winding her. Twilight used her magic to pick her up and throw her across the room, Derpy ran up to her and drop kicked her. after all of the ponies had been defeated, Derpy went into the back to get Fluttershy, when Derpy got in the room, she saw Fluttershy pretend to faint.

"Pretend fainting, no, I'm more clever than tha-" Derpy was cut off by Twilight because she whacked her over the head with a shovel she found in the driver's cabin.

"Apple Jack, tie her up so she can's harm anypony." said Twilight.

Apple Jack tied Derpy up and put her back into the cabin. Twilight and Fluttershy followed. By the time the ponies got to Canterlot, everypony had recovered. The train stopped at Canterlot train station.

"We're finally here!" said twilight happily.

The ponies took the out cold Derpy Hooves and the dead ponies corpses into Canterlot castle. They saw Princess Celestia in the main room. They where worried about telling her the bad news.

The Taking Of Action

Princess Celestia went to see Princess Luna to tell her what happened in Ponyville. Thirty minute's later, Celestia came back to the main room.

"I have informed my sister of what happened. We are now both thinking of a way to punish Derpy because of the terror that she has caused. Now Twilight, why did you want access to the Star Swirl wing?" asked Princess Celestia.

"The Star Swirl The Bearded wing is filled with load's of magic scroll's. I want access to the wing so I can get a time travel spell. I want to go back in time before Derpy drank Pinkie's coffee. If I succeed in my plan, all the death's would of never of happened, bringing them back to life and stopping Derpy's murderous rampage." explained Twilight.

"Good plan." said Fluttershy.

"Thanks, I thought of it myself." said Twilight.

Suddenly, Derpy, regained consciousness. She broke out of the rope's and ran off. The other ponies ran after Derpy except for Twilight.

"Get to the Star Swirl wing and do what you have to do!" shouted Celestia as she ran after Derpy.

Twilight ran in the opposite direction as fast as she could to the Star Swirl wing to get the time travel magic scroll. She was right outside the door. Twilight opened the door and walked into the centre of the room. she was stopped by a figure in the shadow's.

"Oh no, your Derpy. Your here to try and kill me and stop me from putting thing's the way they should be. aren't you, Derpy" said Twilight.

The figure came out of the shadow's. She was not grey, but dark blue and a bit black like the night.

"Princess Luna! I thought you were Derpy." said Twilight.

"You where mistaken, but I hope not disappointed." said Luna.

"You are so, so mush better than Derpy Hooves. But what are you doing here?" asked Twilight.

"My sister told me what happened at Ponyville, she knew you needed a magic scroll from this wing, so she asked me to help you find one. What scroll do you desire?" asked Luna.

"A time scroll, something that will send me back in time before Derpy drink's Pinkie's poisoned coffee." explained Twilight.

"Well let's start searching for the scroll." said Luna.

Princess Luna and Twilight started searching for the scroll. They searched every corridor for the scroll. Princess Luna picked one up.

"How is this scroll, it does send you back in time, but only for a few moment's." explained Luna.

"It will have to do." said Twilight.

Meanwhile back with the other ponies, they were still trying to capture Derpy, eventually Derpy ran into a balcony with no escape. No way out.

"I'm trapped, no way out, I can't fly away because my wing was injured because of the fight on the train, everypony knows about what I've done and im going to be punished because of it, what is the point of living anymore? I know, there is only one way out this time." Derpy said to herself.

Derpy didn't give ant warning to the ponies and jumped off the balcony. She fell to her death before the other ponies could stop her. The ponies looked at Derpy's dead body.

"Go and retrieve Derpy's dead body and put it with the other's" demanded Princess Celestia.

Apple Jack and Pinkie Pie went down to get the body and took it to the other dead bodies. They took all the bodies to the Star Swirl wing to see Princess Luna and Twilight. They arrived at the wing and opened the door and saw Twilight about to perform the time travel spell.

"Twilight, im so glad to see you!" screamed Fluttershy.

"Derpy is dead, she jumped off a balcony and died on impact." explained Apple Jack.

"Don't worry, this will be all sorted out. But I've only got one chance at this, the spell only work's once." explained Twilight.

"Well you better not fail. This is for they ponies who died." said Princess Celestia.

"What happens if you fail the spell?" asked Rarity.

"Then we would have to live with what has happened in these past few day's and I'm sure no pony would want to live with that. Now stand back, im going to perform the spell." said Twilight.

"Goodbye." said Pinkie.

"Let's hope this work's." said Princess Luna.

Twilight started to perform the time travel spell. Suddenly there was a big blinding light. Then Twilight was gone. She had travelled trough time. She was in the time vortex.

"Wow, I'm in the time vortex! I can't believe it." Twilight said to herself.

Suddenly out of nowhere, music started playing.

"AHH, that music is so annoying, it sound's like some kind of theme tune. Wow, the time vortex sure is a strange place... Wait what?!... What they heck is that flying blue box!" screamed Twilight.

Twilight was very confused. Some name's started to form in front of her.

"Matt Smith!? Karen Gillan!? Arthur Darvill!? Who the heck are they?" Twilight asked herself.

Finally Twilight came out of the time vortex.

"Ok, I should be just outside of Sugar Cube Corner." said Twilight talking to herself.

Twilight herd a voice from inside the store.

"Hey Zecora, didn't you have a flower on the counter a minute ago? Where did it go?" asked Pinkie curiously.

Twilight saw Derpy walk out of the shop before she drank the coffee.

"Ok, I need a plan to stop her from drinking that coffee... I know I will pretend to bump into her." said twilight.

Twilight ran into Derpy, pushing her over and making her spill the coffee.

"Hey! Twilight! you made me spill my coffee." said Derpy.

"Oh, erm, sorry Derpy, I will but you another one." said Twilight happily.

"Oh, thank you." said Derpy in delight.

Twilight and Derpy ran into the store. Twilight purchased a coffee and gave it to Derpy.

"Thanks Twilight" said Derpy with a huge smile on her face.

"Do you want a coffee Twilight?" asked Pinkie.

"No thanks." said Twilight.

"Do you want to hang around with me for the day Twilight?" asked Derpy.

"No Derpy, I'm sorry, but I really need to go." said Twilight.

"Ok, no problem!" said Derpy.

Twilight ran out of Sugar Cube Corner and was sucked back into the time vortex. She landed back in Canterlot with all her friend's.

"Twilight you're back!" screamed Pinkie in delight.

"Did you succeed in your mission?" asked Princess Celestia.

"Yes!" said Twilight happily.

"What now?" asked Apple Jack.

"Time should rewrite itself." explained Twilight.

Suddenly, there was a big explosion. Twilight woke back up in her bedroom in her tree house back in Ponyville. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Twilight opened the door and saw Apple Jack and the cutie mark crusader's there.

"Hi Twilight, I just decided to come say hi before we head back to the farm. We've just came back from camping!" said Apple Jack.

"Unfortunately, we didn't get our camping cutie mark's" said the cutie mark crusader's sadly.

"It's ok ponies, there's always next time." said Apple Jack.

Then Rainbow Dash showed up.

"Hey Twilight, I was wondering if you wanted to hang out with me for the day, would you like to?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Sure, why not." said Twilight.

Then Derpy showed up.

"Hi Twilight, I just wanted to say thanks for buying me that coffee a few day's ago." said Derpy happily.

"No problem." said Twilight happily.

"You seem really happy today Twilight, what's made you so happy now?" asked Scootaloo.

"Oh nothing, I'm just happy that everything is back to normal!" explained Twilight.

The End.

The Begining Of A New Day

It was the first day of summer, Princess Celestia had just risen the sun and it was a start of a new day, Ponyville was waking up, the fillies were exited for this new season. The Cutie mark Crusaders where screaming at the top of their voices.

"Summer's here!"

Running down the streets of the town, waking everypony up. including the derpy eyed mare. Derpy flew out of her home, landing in front of the crusaders.

"Now, what are you three fillies doing screaming down the streets of Ponyville at this time of the morning? You do realize it's six O' Clock in the morning, what's so special about today anyway, is it you're birthday?" mumbled Derpy.

"Oh, hi Derpy, have you forgotten what today is?" said Apple Bloom.

"It's the first day of summer!" screamed Sweetie Belle.

"Out of all ponies in Ponyville, I was pretty sure you would be one of the first ponies up and out of bed to see this beautiful first day of summer, its not like you to be in bed for this occasion." said Scootaloo.

"We're going to get our cutie marks on camping this summer!" screamed Apple Bloom.

"YAY, CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS CAMPING TRIP!" yelled the crusaders.

"Wow, that was loud." said Derpy as she rubs her ears.

"Sorry, did we wake you up?" said Sweetie Belle.

"Yeah, you did, but its fine, I want to go get some food now, I'm staving." said Derpy as she licked her lips as she started thinking of muffins.

"You should make you're way down to sugar cube corner, Pinkie Pie is having a sale on all coffee's, cake's and muffin's." Scootaloo burst out.

"Hmmmm, muffins, oh, erm, ok will do, thanks" said Derpy, exited by the thought of muffins.

"No problem!" shouted the cutie mark crusaders.

The cutie mark crusaders zoom of into the distance screaming, "Its the first day of summer!"

Derpy starts making her way down to sugar cube corner.

Choice Of Punishment

"Princess Celestia, we have something terrible to tell you!" shouted Twilight.

"What is it, Twilight and what are those behind you?" asked Celestia.

"It's hard to explain." said Apple Jack

"These past few day's have been just awful!" moaned Rarity.

"Those bodies are our friend's, our dead friend's. All of them are dead except for Derpy." said Twilight.

"What Happened?" asked Celestia.

"It's a long story, I don't know where to begin." said Twilight.

"Tell me." demanded Celestia.

"It all started a few day's ago when Pinkie had a new recipe for a coffee, she was having a sale on all cake's and coffee's. Derpy came in the shop and asked for one of the new coffee's. Zecora came in and placed a few of her item's on the counter, one of those object's was a flower from the ever free forest, Poison Joke it was called. If you stood in it, it would make you look silly, something the flower thought was funny, but if you eat it, it would make you go insane. Pinkie was carelessly making the coffee and put the flower in as an ingredient by accident. Derpy drank the coffee and the next day she went insane and went on a murderous rampage. Because of this, do we blame Pinkie for being careless, do we blame Zecora for putting thing's where they don't belong, or do we blame Derpy for not controlling her action's. I'm lost so we came to see you for help. We came to see you in person instead of writing a letter to you because of how serious this is." said Twilight catching her breath.

"A start of a new day and already I have bad news told to me, please tell me, how many dead?" asked Princess Celestia.

"I'm sad to report that four ponies are dead, Princess." said Fluttershy sadly.

"Who, what are their name's?" asked Celestia.

"My sister, Apple Bloom." said Apple Jack.

"My sister, Sweetie Belle." said Rarity.

"Scootaloo." said Pinkie.

"And our dear friend, and the keeper of the Element Of Harmony, Loyalty, Rainbow Dash. " reported Twilight.

"It's so tragic, especially Rainbow Dash. Now that the keeper of the element of loyalty is dead, Equestria is left without one of it's most important mean's of defence. I'm lost, I don't know what to do for her punishment." said Celestia.

Twilight remembered the magic time travel spell she used a while back to try and warn herself about the future.

"There might not even need to be a punishment, I have an idea, Princess Celestia, I need access to the Star Swirl wing, can I have access?" asked Twilight.

"Of coarse you can! But first I will need to inform my sister, Princess Luna, about what has happened in Ponyville throughout these past few day's." said Celestia.