Derpy's Muffin

Derpy was trotting innocently across Ponyville with a tray of muffins. She was already chewing one as she trotted. One of her eyes was up, other was down. Derpy blinked, and they switched places. She came across Pinkie Pie, who was trotting a wagon over to Town Hall, because Mayor Mare needed to use it. Derpy tripped over a rock, and tumbled onto the wagon, as Pinkie covered her head for safety. "Oops!" Derpy said. The muffins fell off the tray and tumbled away. "My muffins!" Derpy shouted as they kept on tumbling like a tumbleweed. Derpy asked many ponies to help, but nopony would help. "Fine!" Derpy starting flying upside down. Derpy bonked her head a few times, but she thought it was worth it. Derpy started screaming out of nowhere. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A cloud of darkness headed toward Derpy. "Ahh!" Derpy squealed in delight, as if she enjoyed it. Derpy kicked the cloud, but it swallowed Derpy up. "SQUEE!!" Derpy squealed, as she saw a vision of her muffins. Derpy shook her head to focus as her eyes rolled away from eachother.

Derpy flapped away from eachother. She then saw a vision of DJ Pon-3. Playing..... Muffins? Derpy was confused.  Derpy walked out of the cloud, and kicked it as hard as she could. She then giggled all of a sudden, and tripped on a muffin. "Yay! One of my muffins!" Derpy cheered to herself as she picked up the muffin. She then trotted away, continuing her silly adventure..... After tripping on another rock.