The Adventures of Tracy Cage And The Never Ending Ride Vol.1by BookFagChaptersChapter 2 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!Chapter 3 - Purple Tinker is made into pastaChapter 4 - Holy shit a talking horse!Chapter 5 - The maggots ravaged her bladder, causing her to piss herselfEpilogueChapter 1 - Welcome back, Yami.Chapter 2 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!After raping all the aliens, the clerk, Moot, and shitting on Bateman she arrives in p0nyville. She is approached by a orange earth p0ny named Applejack. Applejack begins to make sweet sweet sweet love to tracy and sticks it in her ass Applejack was in reality Chris Chan Then he pokes her butt And what come after is how sausages is made She shit with the force of a thousand sun being drowned in the tears of the /v/irgin and say "now that what i call shitposting" then RAPE While drowning in the shit, she cried “I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!” The shit proceeded to turn into something, holy shit it looks almost human, its gonna say something "TRIXIE IS BEST PONY YOU NIGGER ARE POSTING IN A SPIDERMAN ANUS" Turns out it's some website admin, but Tracy slit his throat. Also, she sees a nigger who gives her a pastry She starts reading my little dashie and claimed to be best book then she could hear some people dying then proceeds to masturbate over the book while buttering some toast The book reminded her of Twilight, so goes to a school and proceed to murder some teen girls. Suddenly earthquake ,fucking gaben rolling to her Gaben says in a voice that destroys trees and shatters water and turn bread into scorpions “Rainbow Smash is the worst pony” Suddenly discord come here and " the chaos will be 20%cooler forever" Gaben then proceeded to roll off knocking over three trees. 3 trees=Half Life 3 confirmed Tracy wandered about Equestria looking for a gate to the human world where she could murder as many humans as possible. Somepony (hahuhuehuehue i said somepony) told her that there's a certain mare who happens to know alot about the human world who lives in a pineapple inside my asshole so she went over the bridge and through the woods to this bitch's house hoping that this long as walk was worth it. She kicks down the door and throws the knife across the room approximately at the speed of light obliterating half of the house. two ponies lay on the bed mid fuk an da mint coloured one is all "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Tracy: "I'm trying to get to the human world and somepony (i say somepony in everyday conversation because it accents my fedora) told me that you're the mare to see about something like that." ?: "IM IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING YOU DUMB BITCH LOOK AT MY CANDY ASS (because bon bons lel) GIRLFRIEND HERE SHES FUCKING TERRIFIED GET TEH FUK OUT OR ILL BASH YE EAD IN I SWEAR ON ME MUM" TRACY: "Oh is that what was going on here~?" Lyra: "YEAH...can you like please go? we were almost done. I'll try to help you after that." Tracy: "fuck fine. i'm gonna go get my knife. if you aren't done by the time I get back I'm just gonna kill the both of you." Queue sexy lesbian pony sex. Tracy walks down to the river where her knife landed but there was a bear so she disemboweled it with her bare hooves, picked up the knife and walked back to pineapple. Lyra: OH BONBON! just as lyra climaxes, Tracy gets back and throws the entirety of the bear's entrails on Lyra. Tracy: "Ahahaha! Now this looks like some fucking guro ass shit!" Bon Bon throws up, closes her eyes and weeps quietly. Lyra: "oh my fucking celestia what the fucking fuckdoyouwantijustcamewithabearontopofme. Tracy: "Your name is Lyra right? Somepony told me you know about getting to the human world." Lyra: "its impossible. even if I knew where the portal was it would be impossible to get in without enough magical energy." Tracy: "I may know someone who can help with that. do you have an idea of where the portal is? if you help me...i'll take you there" Lyra's eyes lit up. She hopped out of bed, grabbed a few things from a desk and said "alright. lets do it." Tracy and lyra started on their way back to town as bon bon remained sobbing quietly because shes a huge bitch. Bon-Bon's assmad was so large, that she hired The Great and Powerful Trixie to sooth some of her Rectum Ravaged. And then she decided she'd like to eat a banana. Or maybe an orange. So she said "To hell with it" and shoved both up her ass. As she did this, rainbow lights came out of a nearby mirror, while Bon-Bon's moans of ultimate fruity pleasure© echoed through the room. Indeed, this was the portal to the human world. Tracy walked up to the portal and inspected it. She turned her plot towards it, and shot the orange and banana out of her donut hole. It shot through the portal. Then She said "NIGGER!" Chapter 3 - Purple Tinker is made into pastaTracy walks through the portal into the human world. She appears in a room that smells like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. In front of her was a man, unshaven and smelling like Mountain Dew and Cheetos, wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora. "This is my gf Tracy ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL she's trying to seduce me again lol xD" Bateman popped out of the portal and told them both to check em She picked up the banana and threw it at him. Bateman dodged the banana and told them to check these trips. Hi, i missed the beginning. too many posts to catch up on. OP, can you tell me what is basically going on? Basically, Tracy appeared in a brony's room and he smells like cheetos and mountain dew. Bateman shows up and says check dubs, tracy throws banana, bateman dodges and says check dubs. She looked at his post number with a smirk. "Those are singles, bitch." Ms. Cage picked up her knife and approached Bateman. "Time to die, fucker." The brony in the room lel'd and said, "Tracy you are so fucking edgy. I love that about you grill" Tracy notices that brony and bateman have erections. Tracy notices this is likely because she is dripping wet herself. Tracy starts hoofing herself Bateman and brony make out... Tracy decides this is boring. There isn't enough gore. Tracy stars hoofing herself with her knife. Blood gushes everywhere. Brony is also a vampire wannabe Brony starts drinking the gory vaginal non-period blood, although there might be some in there Brony orgasms all over the blood The red and white mixture starts to turn blue becuz this is murica Bateman disappointed in the lack of dubs leaves through the portal back to equestria There he becomes a pony and gets rich by selling dubs and subs accessories, even though no p0ny knows what the fuck those are. Tracy approaches the brony with a knife in her hoof and backs him into a corner. He keeps fapping anyways. "Wow, Tracy. You're so much hotter than in my fan fiction" She stubs her hoof on the edge of the brony's dresser and yells "OH BOB SAGET!" Meanwhile at Batman's... "Alfred! What the fuck is this shit?" "I thought you told me to change the channel to something more suitable for a mature viewer like yourself, sir." "Dammit Alfred, I just wanted to watch football!" The Brony turns to his FlutterShy Tulpa and begins to introduce her to Tracy. Tracy proceeds to stab the shit out of the brony He chuckles and looks up and down an invisible pony. He turns to Tracy. "This is my Tulpa, FlutterShy. Say hi." Tracy grimaces and rubs her hoof. "WHY THANK YOU FLUTTERSHY, I THINK YOU LOOK FABULOUS" Suddenly, the tulpa materializes into a real pony! Tracy stabs the fuck out of the FlutterShy tupla, embarrassed at the brony for even owning such an abomination Tracy and Fluttershy begin to make out Tracy continues to stab him while Fluttershy yells, "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wonderbolts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Changelings, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my face? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tulpas across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." After she stabs it repeatedly, and it is barely hanging on to life. "I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over. with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you" the fluttertulpa gives an "eep", but it was too much for her, so she finally died of tulpabloodloss syndrome. Tracy licks the blood off of her hooves and sits down at the computer in the room. She sniffs the green soda bottle. "Fucking gross." She hits it across the room, where it spills near the portal. She shrugs and looks at the computer. "oh Tracy u so randum xDD epin win", the brony says. Tracy takes a seat next to brony, starts drinking out of the "Gross" mountainpiss bottle. She clearly likes it. Brony even more aroused, and a new tulpa appears from his horrid mind. A rainbow dash one this time She turns towards him with rage in her eyes. She sits on his face and rides out an orgasm before stabbing him one last time. With a sigh of relief, she mumbles, "sent ;^)" All of sudden, the brony turns into a black and red OC alicorn overlord. Then he turns back to normal because he realized it was pretty shitty. "AHA!" He proclaims, "THAT'S what I was missing!" He turns back into the black and red OC alicorn overlord, this time with a broken horn, a fedora, and a pinstripe vest. "Perfect." Then out of nowhere a wild Faust appears. She proceeds to give the brony an epic beating. She instructs Tracy to chop the brony into little pieces with her knife. They must do this so the brony may not regenerate. Tracy does as she's told only to discover the brony is actually made of living spaghetti. As she tries to cut through the spaghetti, the spaghetti wraps around her arm, absorbing her. Tracy slowly but surely is being absorbed into the spaghetti. Little humanoid meatballs come rushing down the stairs, as Tracy is lying on the floor, most of her body turned into pasta. The humanoid meatballs form a circle around Tracy, who can't move. Faust proclaims: "Oh my god, they're eating her, and then they're going to eat me!" Faust decides to get the fuck out of there. Faust leaves, then Purple tinker comes in and blurts out that being a transexual, or whatever the fuck he is, is normal, etc. He is making it clear that he is a transexual, just so that you're aware. But incase you did not hear. He is a transexual. Or she. Fuck, Purple Tinker can't even make up his mind. Or.. her mind. xis/xer? Fuck this is all too confusing. Now entirely made out of spaghetti, Tracy reaches towards Purple Tinker. Purple tinker slowly backs to the wall saying you shouldn't hit a girl.. or wait.. a Boy? Shit, her head is spinning from this paradox. Tracy grabs hold of Tinker's leg, absorbing him, er... them... Sigh. Purple Tinker is made into pasta, too. Tracy begins to eat the spaghetti. With this house being empty now, she decides to walk to the local walmart to look at disgust at the official Pone merch. Chapter 4 - Holy shit a talking horse!Tracy is at Walmart looking at the official pone merch when a group of homestuck cosplayers approach her and say that her mlp cosplay is shit. Tracy replies “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.” Tracy hobbled into the pony toy aisle, feeling like she was going to throw up any second. The poorly made toys didn't help any, the longer she looked at them the more it felt like something was trying to force its way back up. "Haha, pink celestia? Stupid humans can't get anything right." And then she noticed the pony toys with butterfly wings. And the colorable fluttershy with random shapes vomited all over her. Speaking of vomit, her stomach churned. She felt something bubbling up her throat and hitting the roof of her mouth. Tracy tried to swallow it back down, but it wouldn't stop. Suddenly... Suddenly the cosplayers have returned. They did not like what tracy had said to them. Apparently, they had heard a similar rant over the internet. They pull out their 20% cooler hats to hit tracy with Tracy violently vomits all over the homestuck cosplayers. It engulfs them. They are digested right there. Turned into a giant mushy pile of mush, Tracy decides what she should do with it. She rapes the pile of mush . After shoving the remainder of the mush in her vagina to give those mushy cosplayers the unfortunate fate of pre birth, she continues looking at the mediocre official merch. She decides to purchase a plastic princess twilight toy to likely incinerate at her new home, a certain ex-bronies home Tracy takes the toy to the counter "Holy shit a talking horse!" Stabby stab stab Stupid human check-out girls and their lack of tolerance Walks out into the street Holds out her hoof to try and hitchhike home nothumbs.png Gets the hand of the checkout girl Still nothing Sticks out her rump a bit Truck pulls up Geddin lil' missy" Tracy examines his attire Nice overalls chump "Where're you headed, mmm?" His voice sounds like a squeaky busted oboe "20 Rainbow Road in the Cooler district" "MM, mm, mm" He keeps licking his lips He gets to the house Doors get locked "Naw, misseh, did yeh think yeh wouldn' be payin' foh a ride?" He grabs at her ass Tracy weighs her options Probably has pimples on his dick Let's find out She examines his meagre schlong as the hick cries in pain and attempts to cull the flow of blood literally geysering out of his crotch "Pimples AND hair out of the head. Not in a million years man" Bucks down the car door Grabs the Princess Twilight toy Enters her new home Surprisingly, doesn't smell like Ragu Today was a good day Walks into the bedroom quarters Full of "Clop till you drop" Clop posters See a wincest AJ and Big Mac poster Tracy decides these posters are acceptable Behold, the new living quarters for our hero After walking down the street stabbing things she finds bert and ernie After seeing tracy's large bloody knife, Bert and Ernie attempt to nope the fuck out of there but bert trips and over 9000 tablets of fast dissolve ecstasy fall into his mouth The earth stops. Light particles are suspended where they are, mere inches from bert's eyes. He is now blind but he tastes with his ears. Bert can taste the universe. He knows the flavors of Ernie, and Trixie, and Mother Earth, and his own eyeballs, and he loves it so much. He loves the taste so much he wants to fuck it. Bert pulls out his corpus callosum and begins to hump Ernie with his sense of being. Trixie stabs him. Trixie? Tracy stabs them and unbirths them. The unbirth became a metaphysical re-death. Satan was taken off the cross and summoned a thousand demons to strike down humanity. Tracy can't have that. Humanity is hers to kill. tracy finds the first demon and wipes outs her double headed wonder wiggle and makes the first demon butt frustrated Hank Hill appears and declares that his propane and propane accessories would be a great way to deal with these demons, he tells you hwat. Taste the meat not the heat Tracy takes this as a sexual advance. Tracy begins furiously sucking hanks meat, causing her to get into heat. Tracy shoves a hoof up her pussy and takes out a dildo which she shoves into the eye socket of a lesser demon. She pulls dildo after dildo out from her seemingly boundless vagina and impales her enemies with the deadly sex toys. Hank thrusts wildly, throatfucking Tracy with the intensity of a thousand suns. He slowly pulls his enormous erection out of Tracy's mouth.. He drenches his dick in propane and pulls out a match. then out of fucking nowhere a one eyed wonder worm bites peggy's skull in two "I SELL DEMON KILLING SEED AND DEMON KILLING SEED ACCESSORIES" he cries as he drops the match. His dick is caught on fire and the intense heat makes him Finally blow his load. Each shot is like a cannonball, blasting straight through scores of demons at a time. Tracy cums at the sight. The match ignites a huge wave of flammable spooge. Hank inserts again into a tracy's mouth, and begins flailing about. THe flames come straight out of tracy's orifices spewing flaming spooge everywhere. The spooge sticks to the demons like napalm. The demons cannot take the heat. The ones that are yet to burn flee back to oblivion Then tracy bites hanks dick off The stench of brimstone is clearing. Tracy bends over Hank, lying pathetically on the pavement, his once-proud penis now ashes and dust.she savored in her mouth "Tell Peggy . . ." He wheezes the smoke from his lungs, and clutches Tracy's hoof harder. "Tell her that boy weren't never right." Hank breathes his last. Tracy swallows his burnt penis and mashes her crotch over his dickless gray abdomen. She cums. After she cums at the force of 1000 moons, she gets up, and swallows it all Then the one eyed wonder worm comes and says "eetsetu Pain" Tracy is now a fat pony and getting the rising feeling that she don't need no man. Now she needs women. Chapter 5 - The maggots ravaged her bladder, causing her to piss herselfTracy walks back into the portal back into the p0ny world because the human world sucks and the goal of raping every nor/mlp/erson in the ass doesn't leave the writefags anything to work with for book 2 When she arrives Bateman tells her to check em Then tracy stabs him With an axe. It splits his head in two. She licks his brain juice like a cat, purring in satisfaction, but notices a large onion-shaped shadow looming behind her "Aye, yeh shouldn't have done that, lass . . . Tracy turns around and starts licking Shrek saying he tastes like onions Tracy slits Shreks throat and proceeds to anally rape Donkey An entire book dedicated to shitposting is a terrible idea. Shitposting for the lulz is still shitposting and will not even come close to the already mediocre quality of the DD books. Also, dubs posts are still against the rules. Well, when I am already here... I can't resist. Tracy shows Bateman her perfect business card. It even has fresh neckbeard blood. And some neckbear blood as well It was ogre too soon Donkey starts squirming with increasing intensity before bursting into a million maggots which crawl into Tracy's urethra. The maggots ravaged her bladder, causing her to piss herself. Suddenly the mighty lord Bookfag came, bumped the thread and told everyone to hurry up and finish the story. He also ate out Tracy's crusty arsehole Bookfag has a Blossomforth tulpa that joined in the fun No-one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No-one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets. And yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes; and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us. Now revitalized by the power of a clean butthole, She thanks the donkey and they go their separate ways. If he ever hurts you, true love won't desert you. You know I still love you, though we touched and went our separate ways. Using her newfound strength, she used sight beyond sight to see she was surrounded by the souls of tulpas raped and murdered by their psychotic faggot tulpamancers, ravenous and ready to rape every hole she has. To battle this threat, she had to do the unthinkable, something so crazy it shocked even she: she had to make a tulpa. Dildoing herself at the speed of sound with a can of Bawls, she generated her own personal tulpa: a plasma rifle with truck nuts hanging off the barrel. The zombie tulpas screamed in fear. "HE GOING TO KILL US" She responded. "Might makes light!" Unleashing her hot payload on the waves of imaginary undead as her tulpa made that fucking awesome PRAAAAAAAWPRAWWWWW sound that you're a faggot if you don't love, she proved to everyone once and for all she's a fucking idiot because she could have made a BFG but didn't. But she's our idiot, our sexy, sexy idiot and we love her. She stood tall amongst the invisible bodies, her body covered by a shadow while her rifle smokes profusely. That nigger really needs to quit, he's been on probation for years because of it. "...And I feel RAPEY." All this death gave her mad girl-wood. Cunt dripping as she walked wherever the wind took her, she needed to find something to fuck and kill, not necessarily in that order. She is waylaid on her journey. It's the Dread Pirate Roberts! THE SMELL OF DICKS ENGULF THE ENTIRE ROOM, MAKING IT VERY HARD TO RESIST MASTURBATING. THEN OUT OF FUCKNG NOWHERE A MUTANT PENIS EATS TRACY Tiny streams of white liquid spurt out of the shadows, occasionally spattering Tracy and The Dread Pirate Roberts, both of whom are also masturbating. "I'm gonna cum first!" Tracy moans "Drat, I have built up a tolerance to sexual stimulation after so many steamy nights with my crew!" say Dread Pirate Roberts. Tracy sprays Roberts in the face, and her cum goes directly into his mouth. He falls backward and flails about, gurgling as cum bubbles out of his mouth. He rolls into a nearby puddle of semen, and splashes around. Moments later he is still; lying face down in the puddle of cum. The Dread Pirate Roberts is dead! Tracy succeeds him as the new Dread Pirate Roberts. EpilogueAfter a long day she went home to relax. Upon arriving home she found a paper taped to her door. She takes the paper off the door and looks at it. it was the daily reminder from /v/ She lays back in her chair and falls asleep. A new adventure awaiting her tomorrow. The End. Chapter 1 - Welcome back, Yami.Our story begins with Tracy waking up in a field covered in blood and semen. She seems to have forgotten what she did last night. She finds a dildo and shoves it up her ass. She continues walking with the dildo in her ass until she finds another dildo. She shoves it in her lose mare pussy. She then proclaims "OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT" And then she discovers her goal in life. Which is to fuck every nor/mlp/erson in the ass. She wonders how she will accomplish this noble goal. She will accomplish this goal by checking these dubs. After checking them she continues on her quest. Welcome back, Yami. She is on her way to p0nyville when she stops and clops off behind a tree. What? The tree is actually that ent dude from Lord of the Rings because he is cool Patrick Bateman pops out of her ass and tell her to check em. She told him to check it when she shit on him. He say with a tears of joy in his eye "that's my fetish" Leaving behind the shit covered dubs man she walks into a local bookstore where she spies a copy of Daring Do and The Jungle of Terror. She proceeds to wipe her ass with the book. She then rapes the clerk and mutilates his genitalia. Upon raping the clerk she pulls the dildo from her ass and shoves it down the clerks throat killing him. Then she fucks his dead body. She fucked him so hard he turned into Gaben. http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=y2-0_2u0A4Y this video is perfect for your children, mothers rape >rape >rape >rape >rape Go away MXleo no one wants you She couldn't believe what was happening, aliens were invading equestria When the aliens landed she proceeded to rape the first one and called it a struggle snuggle She became a hero She proceeded to rape the rest. She then raped moot. And came on his upper lip while he said "me sooo horny" She looked at her crotch and discovered a dick was growing but also the dick looked like Master Chief She then demanded he let her ride him to p0nyville And smacked him on the ass while putting his dick in his own ass He was a winged faggot who took her to the highest mountain in equestria
Chapter 2 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!After raping all the aliens, the clerk, Moot, and shitting on Bateman she arrives in p0nyville. She is approached by a orange earth p0ny named Applejack. Applejack begins to make sweet sweet sweet love to tracy and sticks it in her ass Applejack was in reality Chris Chan Then he pokes her butt And what come after is how sausages is made She shit with the force of a thousand sun being drowned in the tears of the /v/irgin and say "now that what i call shitposting" then RAPE While drowning in the shit, she cried “I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!” The shit proceeded to turn into something, holy shit it looks almost human, its gonna say something "TRIXIE IS BEST PONY YOU NIGGER ARE POSTING IN A SPIDERMAN ANUS" Turns out it's some website admin, but Tracy slit his throat. Also, she sees a nigger who gives her a pastry She starts reading my little dashie and claimed to be best book then she could hear some people dying then proceeds to masturbate over the book while buttering some toast The book reminded her of Twilight, so goes to a school and proceed to murder some teen girls. Suddenly earthquake ,fucking gaben rolling to her Gaben says in a voice that destroys trees and shatters water and turn bread into scorpions “Rainbow Smash is the worst pony” Suddenly discord come here and " the chaos will be 20%cooler forever" Gaben then proceeded to roll off knocking over three trees. 3 trees=Half Life 3 confirmed Tracy wandered about Equestria looking for a gate to the human world where she could murder as many humans as possible. Somepony (hahuhuehuehue i said somepony) told her that there's a certain mare who happens to know alot about the human world who lives in a pineapple inside my asshole so she went over the bridge and through the woods to this bitch's house hoping that this long as walk was worth it. She kicks down the door and throws the knife across the room approximately at the speed of light obliterating half of the house. two ponies lay on the bed mid fuk an da mint coloured one is all "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Tracy: "I'm trying to get to the human world and somepony (i say somepony in everyday conversation because it accents my fedora) told me that you're the mare to see about something like that." ?: "IM IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING YOU DUMB BITCH LOOK AT MY CANDY ASS (because bon bons lel) GIRLFRIEND HERE SHES FUCKING TERRIFIED GET TEH FUK OUT OR ILL BASH YE EAD IN I SWEAR ON ME MUM" TRACY: "Oh is that what was going on here~?" Lyra: "YEAH...can you like please go? we were almost done. I'll try to help you after that." Tracy: "fuck fine. i'm gonna go get my knife. if you aren't done by the time I get back I'm just gonna kill the both of you." Queue sexy lesbian pony sex. Tracy walks down to the river where her knife landed but there was a bear so she disemboweled it with her bare hooves, picked up the knife and walked back to pineapple. Lyra: OH BONBON! just as lyra climaxes, Tracy gets back and throws the entirety of the bear's entrails on Lyra. Tracy: "Ahahaha! Now this looks like some fucking guro ass shit!" Bon Bon throws up, closes her eyes and weeps quietly. Lyra: "oh my fucking celestia what the fucking fuckdoyouwantijustcamewithabearontopofme. Tracy: "Your name is Lyra right? Somepony told me you know about getting to the human world." Lyra: "its impossible. even if I knew where the portal was it would be impossible to get in without enough magical energy." Tracy: "I may know someone who can help with that. do you have an idea of where the portal is? if you help me...i'll take you there" Lyra's eyes lit up. She hopped out of bed, grabbed a few things from a desk and said "alright. lets do it." Tracy and lyra started on their way back to town as bon bon remained sobbing quietly because shes a huge bitch. Bon-Bon's assmad was so large, that she hired The Great and Powerful Trixie to sooth some of her Rectum Ravaged. And then she decided she'd like to eat a banana. Or maybe an orange. So she said "To hell with it" and shoved both up her ass. As she did this, rainbow lights came out of a nearby mirror, while Bon-Bon's moans of ultimate fruity pleasure© echoed through the room. Indeed, this was the portal to the human world. Tracy walked up to the portal and inspected it. She turned her plot towards it, and shot the orange and banana out of her donut hole. It shot through the portal. Then She said "NIGGER!"
Chapter 3 - Purple Tinker is made into pastaTracy walks through the portal into the human world. She appears in a room that smells like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. In front of her was a man, unshaven and smelling like Mountain Dew and Cheetos, wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora. "This is my gf Tracy ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL she's trying to seduce me again lol xD" Bateman popped out of the portal and told them both to check em She picked up the banana and threw it at him. Bateman dodged the banana and told them to check these trips. Hi, i missed the beginning. too many posts to catch up on. OP, can you tell me what is basically going on? Basically, Tracy appeared in a brony's room and he smells like cheetos and mountain dew. Bateman shows up and says check dubs, tracy throws banana, bateman dodges and says check dubs. She looked at his post number with a smirk. "Those are singles, bitch." Ms. Cage picked up her knife and approached Bateman. "Time to die, fucker." The brony in the room lel'd and said, "Tracy you are so fucking edgy. I love that about you grill" Tracy notices that brony and bateman have erections. Tracy notices this is likely because she is dripping wet herself. Tracy starts hoofing herself Bateman and brony make out... Tracy decides this is boring. There isn't enough gore. Tracy stars hoofing herself with her knife. Blood gushes everywhere. Brony is also a vampire wannabe Brony starts drinking the gory vaginal non-period blood, although there might be some in there Brony orgasms all over the blood The red and white mixture starts to turn blue becuz this is murica Bateman disappointed in the lack of dubs leaves through the portal back to equestria There he becomes a pony and gets rich by selling dubs and subs accessories, even though no p0ny knows what the fuck those are. Tracy approaches the brony with a knife in her hoof and backs him into a corner. He keeps fapping anyways. "Wow, Tracy. You're so much hotter than in my fan fiction" She stubs her hoof on the edge of the brony's dresser and yells "OH BOB SAGET!" Meanwhile at Batman's... "Alfred! What the fuck is this shit?" "I thought you told me to change the channel to something more suitable for a mature viewer like yourself, sir." "Dammit Alfred, I just wanted to watch football!" The Brony turns to his FlutterShy Tulpa and begins to introduce her to Tracy. Tracy proceeds to stab the shit out of the brony He chuckles and looks up and down an invisible pony. He turns to Tracy. "This is my Tulpa, FlutterShy. Say hi." Tracy grimaces and rubs her hoof. "WHY THANK YOU FLUTTERSHY, I THINK YOU LOOK FABULOUS" Suddenly, the tulpa materializes into a real pony! Tracy stabs the fuck out of the FlutterShy tupla, embarrassed at the brony for even owning such an abomination Tracy and Fluttershy begin to make out Tracy continues to stab him while Fluttershy yells, "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wonderbolts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Changelings, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my face? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tulpas across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." After she stabs it repeatedly, and it is barely hanging on to life. "I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over. with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you" the fluttertulpa gives an "eep", but it was too much for her, so she finally died of tulpabloodloss syndrome. Tracy licks the blood off of her hooves and sits down at the computer in the room. She sniffs the green soda bottle. "Fucking gross." She hits it across the room, where it spills near the portal. She shrugs and looks at the computer. "oh Tracy u so randum xDD epin win", the brony says. Tracy takes a seat next to brony, starts drinking out of the "Gross" mountainpiss bottle. She clearly likes it. Brony even more aroused, and a new tulpa appears from his horrid mind. A rainbow dash one this time She turns towards him with rage in her eyes. She sits on his face and rides out an orgasm before stabbing him one last time. With a sigh of relief, she mumbles, "sent ;^)" All of sudden, the brony turns into a black and red OC alicorn overlord. Then he turns back to normal because he realized it was pretty shitty. "AHA!" He proclaims, "THAT'S what I was missing!" He turns back into the black and red OC alicorn overlord, this time with a broken horn, a fedora, and a pinstripe vest. "Perfect." Then out of nowhere a wild Faust appears. She proceeds to give the brony an epic beating. She instructs Tracy to chop the brony into little pieces with her knife. They must do this so the brony may not regenerate. Tracy does as she's told only to discover the brony is actually made of living spaghetti. As she tries to cut through the spaghetti, the spaghetti wraps around her arm, absorbing her. Tracy slowly but surely is being absorbed into the spaghetti. Little humanoid meatballs come rushing down the stairs, as Tracy is lying on the floor, most of her body turned into pasta. The humanoid meatballs form a circle around Tracy, who can't move. Faust proclaims: "Oh my god, they're eating her, and then they're going to eat me!" Faust decides to get the fuck out of there. Faust leaves, then Purple tinker comes in and blurts out that being a transexual, or whatever the fuck he is, is normal, etc. He is making it clear that he is a transexual, just so that you're aware. But incase you did not hear. He is a transexual. Or she. Fuck, Purple Tinker can't even make up his mind. Or.. her mind. xis/xer? Fuck this is all too confusing. Now entirely made out of spaghetti, Tracy reaches towards Purple Tinker. Purple tinker slowly backs to the wall saying you shouldn't hit a girl.. or wait.. a Boy? Shit, her head is spinning from this paradox. Tracy grabs hold of Tinker's leg, absorbing him, er... them... Sigh. Purple Tinker is made into pasta, too. Tracy begins to eat the spaghetti. With this house being empty now, she decides to walk to the local walmart to look at disgust at the official Pone merch.
Chapter 4 - Holy shit a talking horse!Tracy is at Walmart looking at the official pone merch when a group of homestuck cosplayers approach her and say that her mlp cosplay is shit. Tracy replies “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.” Tracy hobbled into the pony toy aisle, feeling like she was going to throw up any second. The poorly made toys didn't help any, the longer she looked at them the more it felt like something was trying to force its way back up. "Haha, pink celestia? Stupid humans can't get anything right." And then she noticed the pony toys with butterfly wings. And the colorable fluttershy with random shapes vomited all over her. Speaking of vomit, her stomach churned. She felt something bubbling up her throat and hitting the roof of her mouth. Tracy tried to swallow it back down, but it wouldn't stop. Suddenly... Suddenly the cosplayers have returned. They did not like what tracy had said to them. Apparently, they had heard a similar rant over the internet. They pull out their 20% cooler hats to hit tracy with Tracy violently vomits all over the homestuck cosplayers. It engulfs them. They are digested right there. Turned into a giant mushy pile of mush, Tracy decides what she should do with it. She rapes the pile of mush . After shoving the remainder of the mush in her vagina to give those mushy cosplayers the unfortunate fate of pre birth, she continues looking at the mediocre official merch. She decides to purchase a plastic princess twilight toy to likely incinerate at her new home, a certain ex-bronies home Tracy takes the toy to the counter "Holy shit a talking horse!" Stabby stab stab Stupid human check-out girls and their lack of tolerance Walks out into the street Holds out her hoof to try and hitchhike home nothumbs.png Gets the hand of the checkout girl Still nothing Sticks out her rump a bit Truck pulls up Geddin lil' missy" Tracy examines his attire Nice overalls chump "Where're you headed, mmm?" His voice sounds like a squeaky busted oboe "20 Rainbow Road in the Cooler district" "MM, mm, mm" He keeps licking his lips He gets to the house Doors get locked "Naw, misseh, did yeh think yeh wouldn' be payin' foh a ride?" He grabs at her ass Tracy weighs her options Probably has pimples on his dick Let's find out She examines his meagre schlong as the hick cries in pain and attempts to cull the flow of blood literally geysering out of his crotch "Pimples AND hair out of the head. Not in a million years man" Bucks down the car door Grabs the Princess Twilight toy Enters her new home Surprisingly, doesn't smell like Ragu Today was a good day Walks into the bedroom quarters Full of "Clop till you drop" Clop posters See a wincest AJ and Big Mac poster Tracy decides these posters are acceptable Behold, the new living quarters for our hero After walking down the street stabbing things she finds bert and ernie After seeing tracy's large bloody knife, Bert and Ernie attempt to nope the fuck out of there but bert trips and over 9000 tablets of fast dissolve ecstasy fall into his mouth The earth stops. Light particles are suspended where they are, mere inches from bert's eyes. He is now blind but he tastes with his ears. Bert can taste the universe. He knows the flavors of Ernie, and Trixie, and Mother Earth, and his own eyeballs, and he loves it so much. He loves the taste so much he wants to fuck it. Bert pulls out his corpus callosum and begins to hump Ernie with his sense of being. Trixie stabs him. Trixie? Tracy stabs them and unbirths them. The unbirth became a metaphysical re-death. Satan was taken off the cross and summoned a thousand demons to strike down humanity. Tracy can't have that. Humanity is hers to kill. tracy finds the first demon and wipes outs her double headed wonder wiggle and makes the first demon butt frustrated Hank Hill appears and declares that his propane and propane accessories would be a great way to deal with these demons, he tells you hwat. Taste the meat not the heat Tracy takes this as a sexual advance. Tracy begins furiously sucking hanks meat, causing her to get into heat. Tracy shoves a hoof up her pussy and takes out a dildo which she shoves into the eye socket of a lesser demon. She pulls dildo after dildo out from her seemingly boundless vagina and impales her enemies with the deadly sex toys. Hank thrusts wildly, throatfucking Tracy with the intensity of a thousand suns. He slowly pulls his enormous erection out of Tracy's mouth.. He drenches his dick in propane and pulls out a match. then out of fucking nowhere a one eyed wonder worm bites peggy's skull in two "I SELL DEMON KILLING SEED AND DEMON KILLING SEED ACCESSORIES" he cries as he drops the match. His dick is caught on fire and the intense heat makes him Finally blow his load. Each shot is like a cannonball, blasting straight through scores of demons at a time. Tracy cums at the sight. The match ignites a huge wave of flammable spooge. Hank inserts again into a tracy's mouth, and begins flailing about. THe flames come straight out of tracy's orifices spewing flaming spooge everywhere. The spooge sticks to the demons like napalm. The demons cannot take the heat. The ones that are yet to burn flee back to oblivion Then tracy bites hanks dick off The stench of brimstone is clearing. Tracy bends over Hank, lying pathetically on the pavement, his once-proud penis now ashes and dust.she savored in her mouth "Tell Peggy . . ." He wheezes the smoke from his lungs, and clutches Tracy's hoof harder. "Tell her that boy weren't never right." Hank breathes his last. Tracy swallows his burnt penis and mashes her crotch over his dickless gray abdomen. She cums. After she cums at the force of 1000 moons, she gets up, and swallows it all Then the one eyed wonder worm comes and says "eetsetu Pain" Tracy is now a fat pony and getting the rising feeling that she don't need no man. Now she needs women.
Chapter 5 - The maggots ravaged her bladder, causing her to piss herselfTracy walks back into the portal back into the p0ny world because the human world sucks and the goal of raping every nor/mlp/erson in the ass doesn't leave the writefags anything to work with for book 2 When she arrives Bateman tells her to check em Then tracy stabs him With an axe. It splits his head in two. She licks his brain juice like a cat, purring in satisfaction, but notices a large onion-shaped shadow looming behind her "Aye, yeh shouldn't have done that, lass . . . Tracy turns around and starts licking Shrek saying he tastes like onions Tracy slits Shreks throat and proceeds to anally rape Donkey An entire book dedicated to shitposting is a terrible idea. Shitposting for the lulz is still shitposting and will not even come close to the already mediocre quality of the DD books. Also, dubs posts are still against the rules. Well, when I am already here... I can't resist. Tracy shows Bateman her perfect business card. It even has fresh neckbeard blood. And some neckbear blood as well It was ogre too soon Donkey starts squirming with increasing intensity before bursting into a million maggots which crawl into Tracy's urethra. The maggots ravaged her bladder, causing her to piss herself. Suddenly the mighty lord Bookfag came, bumped the thread and told everyone to hurry up and finish the story. He also ate out Tracy's crusty arsehole Bookfag has a Blossomforth tulpa that joined in the fun No-one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No-one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets. And yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes; and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us. Now revitalized by the power of a clean butthole, She thanks the donkey and they go their separate ways. If he ever hurts you, true love won't desert you. You know I still love you, though we touched and went our separate ways. Using her newfound strength, she used sight beyond sight to see she was surrounded by the souls of tulpas raped and murdered by their psychotic faggot tulpamancers, ravenous and ready to rape every hole she has. To battle this threat, she had to do the unthinkable, something so crazy it shocked even she: she had to make a tulpa. Dildoing herself at the speed of sound with a can of Bawls, she generated her own personal tulpa: a plasma rifle with truck nuts hanging off the barrel. The zombie tulpas screamed in fear. "HE GOING TO KILL US" She responded. "Might makes light!" Unleashing her hot payload on the waves of imaginary undead as her tulpa made that fucking awesome PRAAAAAAAWPRAWWWWW sound that you're a faggot if you don't love, she proved to everyone once and for all she's a fucking idiot because she could have made a BFG but didn't. But she's our idiot, our sexy, sexy idiot and we love her. She stood tall amongst the invisible bodies, her body covered by a shadow while her rifle smokes profusely. That nigger really needs to quit, he's been on probation for years because of it. "...And I feel RAPEY." All this death gave her mad girl-wood. Cunt dripping as she walked wherever the wind took her, she needed to find something to fuck and kill, not necessarily in that order. She is waylaid on her journey. It's the Dread Pirate Roberts! THE SMELL OF DICKS ENGULF THE ENTIRE ROOM, MAKING IT VERY HARD TO RESIST MASTURBATING. THEN OUT OF FUCKNG NOWHERE A MUTANT PENIS EATS TRACY Tiny streams of white liquid spurt out of the shadows, occasionally spattering Tracy and The Dread Pirate Roberts, both of whom are also masturbating. "I'm gonna cum first!" Tracy moans "Drat, I have built up a tolerance to sexual stimulation after so many steamy nights with my crew!" say Dread Pirate Roberts. Tracy sprays Roberts in the face, and her cum goes directly into his mouth. He falls backward and flails about, gurgling as cum bubbles out of his mouth. He rolls into a nearby puddle of semen, and splashes around. Moments later he is still; lying face down in the puddle of cum. The Dread Pirate Roberts is dead! Tracy succeeds him as the new Dread Pirate Roberts.
EpilogueAfter a long day she went home to relax. Upon arriving home she found a paper taped to her door. She takes the paper off the door and looks at it. it was the daily reminder from /v/ She lays back in her chair and falls asleep. A new adventure awaiting her tomorrow. The End.
Chapter 1 - Welcome back, Yami.Our story begins with Tracy waking up in a field covered in blood and semen. She seems to have forgotten what she did last night. She finds a dildo and shoves it up her ass. She continues walking with the dildo in her ass until she finds another dildo. She shoves it in her lose mare pussy. She then proclaims "OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT" And then she discovers her goal in life. Which is to fuck every nor/mlp/erson in the ass. She wonders how she will accomplish this noble goal. She will accomplish this goal by checking these dubs. After checking them she continues on her quest. Welcome back, Yami. She is on her way to p0nyville when she stops and clops off behind a tree. What? The tree is actually that ent dude from Lord of the Rings because he is cool Patrick Bateman pops out of her ass and tell her to check em. She told him to check it when she shit on him. He say with a tears of joy in his eye "that's my fetish" Leaving behind the shit covered dubs man she walks into a local bookstore where she spies a copy of Daring Do and The Jungle of Terror. She proceeds to wipe her ass with the book. She then rapes the clerk and mutilates his genitalia. Upon raping the clerk she pulls the dildo from her ass and shoves it down the clerks throat killing him. Then she fucks his dead body. She fucked him so hard he turned into Gaben. http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=y2-0_2u0A4Y this video is perfect for your children, mothers rape >rape >rape >rape >rape Go away MXleo no one wants you She couldn't believe what was happening, aliens were invading equestria When the aliens landed she proceeded to rape the first one and called it a struggle snuggle She became a hero She proceeded to rape the rest. She then raped moot. And came on his upper lip while he said "me sooo horny" She looked at her crotch and discovered a dick was growing but also the dick looked like Master Chief She then demanded he let her ride him to p0nyville And smacked him on the ass while putting his dick in his own ass He was a winged faggot who took her to the highest mountain in equestria
