Applejack's Fun Filled Day

by MasterHand

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Shining Armor, Slice of Life, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 3817

Applejack and Shining Armor cross paths and hilarity ensues. derp

Applejack and Shining Armor cross paths and hilarity ensues.

Published 2013-07-07 01:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-07 01:30:01 UTC

Chapter 1

It was a another sunny summer day in Ponyville. Many ponies were doing their own thing. Including Shining Armor, married to Princess Cadance and CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD. It was the worst time of the summer for him because they always had to wear that armor. AND IT MADE HIM SWEAT LIKE CRAZY. But he dealt with it. He overheard the other guards talking about how their wives were in heat.

"Pssht. Perverts" He thought to himself.

Applejack was humming to herself as the breeze sifted through her yellow mane. She liked the feeling of the wind blowing her way during summer. It was the only relief she could get from the fire that raged between her haunches and begged for that one very special somepony. Although Applejack was considering starting a family of her own, she had more pressing matters at hand...Like this stubborn tree that she had been bucking for 20 minutes straight.

"Dangit! Of all the trees that had to be stubborn it had to be this one!" she yelled, as the one lone apple with the troll face dangled above her.

A few hours passed and Shining's shift ended. Princess Cadance was on royal doodies. So he decided to do some chores and have a little bit of fun. Applejack was still buckin' that tree. Big Mac looked out the window and just watched his sister kick the tree.

"Fucking tree...It doesn't help that Ah'm in season either!" she grunted as she eyed that one last apple. "Maybe Ah could climb the tree and pick it!"

Shining went to the Ponyville Market, where he bought groceries. "Now that the chores are done. What to do." He pondered. He decided that because he was so fucking hot, he'd go for a swim in the local pool.

Applejack, after half an hour of trying to reach the apple, said "Fuck it. Big Mac can get it." She turned toward her house. "Ah'm goin' to the Ponyville Swimming Pool, Big Bro! Make sure to pick up Applebloom from school!" Next, she trotted off toward da poooooooooooooooooo -pool.exe has stopped working-

Shining got many looks as he walked into the pool entrance. Because... HE'S DA BOMB. Anyway, he climbed up to the diving board and did the best fucking cannon ball you'll ever see in your life. The splash was so huge that it sent everypony flying with the impact of a concrete wall. Applejack got knocked back and somehow fell in the pool with a broken leg. "Aaaaah. Welp. Ah'm drowning. Aaaah. Somepony help little ol' me."

Shining Armor was shocked. "Whoops." He said. Then he noticed an orange pony going under. He ran in slow mo with an awesome background music player. He dived in and grabbed the pony, bringing her up to the surface. He checked to see if she was breathing. She wasn't. So he performed CPR. It wasn't working. Then he performed mouth to mouth. A few minutes later the orange pony coughed up water all over his face. "How charming." He said

"What da..."*cough* Applejack's vision was still a bit blurry. She tasted her lips. "Why do Ah taste cherry pie and lettuce...?" *cough*

"Hello. Miss or Mister. I just saved your life." Everypony clapped around him. "And because pie and lettuce is delicious thats why."

Applejack recognized the voice. "Ain't you *cough* Twilight's brother Shining *cough* Armor?" She sat up and rubbed her head with her forehoof. "WHY YES MA'AM." He replied.

"Thanks fer saving me!" She eagerly shook his hoof. "Ah'm Applejack! Ah was one of Cadance's bridesmaids!" Shining shook her hoof.

"Ah yes. I remember." How could he NOT, considering he was basically a snack for an evil queen with commitment problems. Applejack tried getting on four hooves but immediately collapsed from the unbearable pain in her left hindleg. Shining gasped and helped her back up.

"Yo Applejack... You alright?" He asked, sounding concerned.

"Does it look like Ah'm alright?! Mah leg is broken thanks to yer stupid cannonball!" She pointed an accusatory hoof at Shining Armor's face. "But I saved your life." He made a smily face in return.

Applejack sighed in defeat. "Yeah, Ah guess. But if ya' really wanna help me out then ya' can carry me home."

"Ya sure? You look like you need a doctor.."

She made a derp face and facepalmed. "Yeah, take me to a doctor is what Ah meant!"

Shining Armor tossed the pony on his back. "Now hold on m'kay?" He started trotting to the Ponyville Hospital. Applejack's sexual aroma was stronger than ever at this point. The whole reason she came to the pool was to get in the cold water to make the scent go away. She could only hope Shining Armor hadn't noticed yet. Shining Armor continued to trot, until he said, "What's that smell?" AJ's face started sweating from the nervousness. "Uh, chocolate milk?" She punctuated with her lying face.

"Seems legit." He stated as the pair entered the sterile enviroment of the hospital. He set Applejack down on a chair and talked to the nurse at the counter. Applejack winced as she felt the sudden coldness from the chair. The hospital was freezing and it seemed the only warmth she felt was from her crotch. Looking around she noticed a few other ponies, mostly mares, sitting around.

'Must be waiting for the nurse'. She thought to herself. "Shining Armor sure is a gentlepony for carryin' me all da' way here...Wonder where Cadance is?"

Shining Armor strolled up to her and scooped her up. "Let's go see the boo boo fixer." He said with a derp face.

As she was on Shining Armor's back her scent drifted everywhere and the hallway quickly began to smell of sex. Embarrassed at the exposure she squeezed her tail over her pony parts. "Where's Cadance by the way?"

"Oh, off on a buisness tr- HOLY SWEET CELESTIA. I SMELL IT AGAIN." Shining was confused. He had never smelled a mare in heat before because he was so cooped up in his house doing guy stuff that isn't masturbating. AJ gulped. "Smell what? Ah dun smell nothin'." Her eyes went shifty.

"How can you not smell that?" He asked as he knocked on the doctor's door. "Ah guess ya' must be imaginin' it." She retorted. "Ugh..." She groaned in pain. "My leg is starting to swell up..."

The Doctor, whose name was Dr. Healington, set Applejack down on the table and told Shining Armor to wait in the waiting room. "Hey doc. Just wrap up mah leg so Ah can leave."

Dr. Healington laughed. "Oh Applejack. (WHAT A SILLY PONY) First I have to put the bone back in place. It will hurt. So bite on this." He handed her a small piece of wood and strapped her down onto a table. "When you're ready, let me know."

Getting strapped down was a secret fetish of AJ's. As much as she hated to admit it, she liked being controlled by another pony and being tied down. She forced her mind to think of something innocent, like candy, or Applebloom, or Applebloom eating candy, but it was no use. There was already a puddle forming down in her nethers and was starting to drip onto the floor.

"Hello? Applejack?" he tapped her a couple times. He was very aware of Applejack's vaginal fluids from the blush on his muzzle. Clearly daydreaming, Applejack awoke with a start. "Huh...what?"

"Get ready. This will hurt a bit." He counted down. When he hit zero, he pulled. Hard.

"SON A BITCH. AAAARRGH." She screamed with all her might with the piece of wood in her mouth.

Tears ran down her freckled face. Even though it hurt like hell, it was somewhat of a turn-on. More fluids radiated from her mound and flowed down a stream toward the end of the mattress thingy that patients sit on. 'Do Ah have a thing fer bondage?' she thought. It sure seemed that way.

The fluids found a way onto Dr. Healington's hoof without him knowing. He wiped his forehead and it dripped into his mouth. He realized that it came from his patient. "Dear god, IT GOT IN MY MOUTH!" He exclaimed.

Her eyes opened wide at what he just screamed. "Whaa? What got in your mouth?"

Her mind was begging for it not to be what she thought it was. He rinsed his mouth off and pointed at her dripping snatch. She looked down. Her blush was so red you could've mistaken her for Big Macintosh.

"Uhh...what do ya' want me to do about it?" Tears were all over her cheeks. She hated it when somepony pointed out she was in estrus.

He gathered himself and went calm. "It's fine Applejack. Every mare goes through it. Now, are you ready for your casting?"

"Okay, but make it quick. This whole room reeks." She sighed. The doctor wrapped Applejack's leg up tight and then gave her some pain killers to take home. She preceded to trot out of the room with a slight limp and covered her pony parts as much as possible, but when she tried opening the door, she found it was locked.

"Uh, doc? The door is locked..." AJ observed.

"Hmm. That's weird." Dr. Healington proclaimed. The doctor opened the door and escorted Applejack out. When she was halfway down the hallway, he yelled to her "TRY NOT TO JIZZ ON MY TABLE NEXT TIME. KTHXBAI." He had a trollface and then went back into his room.

She stopped in her tracks with the biggest blush eva. Everypony turned their heads to hear what Dr. Healington said and laughed wholeheartedly at AJ. She silently cried as she walked down the hall toward the waiting room. Shining Armor snatched AJ up and left.

"Y U JIZZ ON HIS TABLE?" He asked.

"It was an accident, Ah swear!" She yelled, half crying. "Just take me home please..."

"DAMN. I wish you wore pants today. I woulda had the perfect joke." He remarked accidently louder than he meant to. "What joke?" She asked in serious-AJ-voice.

He pushed a toy button and then slided it to Applejack. "What am Ah supposed to be lookin' at?" About 5 seconds later, the button played a sound clip. "JIZZED IN MY PANTS." Everypony looked at AJ and laughed. She angrily growled and bucked Shining in the face. "You're a fucking jerk!" Applejack shouted and with that, she ran straight to Sweet Apple Acres outside of town. Twilight just happened to see what went down and is going to get to the bottom of it because she's a nosy slut :3

Shining's nose started dripping blood when he sat up. He saw Twilight coming his way and holy shit my brother just farted in his sleep. Twilight put a hoof out to help her brother up. "What's going on? Why did Applejack just buck you like you were just another apple tree?!" She said with a slightly angered edge to her voice.

"Oh... Nothing." He lied.

"You better do something! Applejack's never that upset!" She loomed over her brother intimidatingly. "And that's an order."

"But I'm older." He made a troll face. "I'm your BiG brother and I order you to make me a sandvich." He loomed over her more intimidatingly. Twilight was unaffected by his so called intimidating loom. "You don't scare me. NOW GO AND COMFORT HER." Twilight hollered, and she aimed for the gonads.

"No you." And then he ran. "Ugh! Get your stupid ass back here!" She ran after him and Benny Hill started playing."OK FINE. BITCH!" Shining Armor shouted. "Now go!" Twilight stated, pointing her forehoof toward the outskirts of town.

-meanwhile at the farm-

Applejack was crying her heart out on the couch. Lucky for her nopony was home so she didn't have to explain shit. Shining knocked on her door. "HALLO?" He screamed. She looked up. "Oh jeez...This better not be who Ah think it is..." Opening the door, she found out it was who she thought it was.

"What do you want. You've already ruined my day." A wave of AJ's sex aroma spilled out of the front door. Her face was a dark orange because of the tears. "Listen. I'm sorry for what happened at the Doctoring place o' rama." He truely felt bad for what he did and you could tell in his voice. She gave him the Idgaf look.

"If ya' were truly sorry, you'd look me straight in the eye and say Ah'm sorry without smiling." He did exactly that.

"Okay. Ah forgive you. Can Ah offer ya' some apple cider? We Apples never turn down a guest!" She claimed with utmost pride and putting her hooves sideways and doing that pose she does in the opening song. He gave her a puzzled look. "Really, After what I did? Sure.. I guess"

She lightly socked him in the arm. "Well Ah said Ah forgive ya'! C'mon." She lead him to the kitchen, walking in front of him and completely forgot to cover herself up cuz' she's a silly pony c: Shining admired her old fashioned home. Then he saw her exposed plot. 'DAT ASS.' He thought while making the face. AJ brought a jug from the fridge and two glass cups.

"Aaah. Nice and cold!" she said while pouring them both a glass. "Ever had Apple family cider before?"

"No. But I heard your cider is legendary." Slightly suprised, Applejack asked, "Really? Where'd ya' hear that?"

"My sister, Twilight." He gave a innocent smile.

"Aww. That's mighty sweet o' her to say that!" She finished her glass and poured another one.

"So. How's the farmlife treating you?" He asked, trying and stir up a converstaion.

"Well, it's nice enough. Ah mean the only thing out here is trees, trees, and more trees. But that's what Ah do. Ah buck trees, gather apples, and sell em'. My calling in life is to do just that. My cutie mark says so!" She pointed at her cutie mark of three red delicious apples. "Simple life, Ah know. But Ah like it. Mah family and Ah make the most out of it." She said while pouring Shining Armor another glass.

"I wish I could have a simple life like yours... Having to deal with hundreds of ponies everyday is annoying and demanding. All the responsibilty is sometimes too much to handle. I'm responsible for everything that goes in and out of Canterlot." Shining Armor declared. They both licked the foam around their lips.

"Wow, sounds like one heckuva job. Ah can only imagine having that many ponies that depend on your leadership. The only ponies that depend on me are Granny Smith and Applebloom." She stared at the table contemplating his situation. After a few moments she said, "Sorry 'bout the smell...Ah can't really control it..."

"Psshaw. It's fine. It must really suck to be a mare in heat and have no special somepony to satisfy your needs."

She slammed the glass down a little bit harder than she intended to. "And what the hay is that supposed to mean?" He was taken aback. "NOTHING! Just saying is all!"

AJ squinted her eyes. "Ah do have a very special somepony fer your information!" Her face was heating up.

"Then where is he?" He said out of curiosty. She put a hoof to her head to think. "He lives in Ponyville of course!"

"Where in Ponyville?"

"In a house."

"Which house? DETAILS WOMAN!"

"A nice house. With windows and a door."

"Where be ye house though?"

"It's on the street that's beside the other street that's next to Sugarcube Corner."

"Oh yeah, what's his name?"

"Brave Charger."

"What's his blood type?"

"B positive."

"Hmm...SHOW ME A PICTURE!!!" He proclaimed, being silly.

"Ah don't have a picture."

"Then take me to his house"

"Ah'm not taking ya' to his house! Are ya' nuts or somethin'?"

"I'll ask Twilight then. Muhuhahahahah"

"She doesn't know about him. You'll be wastin yer time!"

"Then why hasn't he been here for you during heat."

"Uhh...Because...Because he's not in Ponyville right now. He's on vacation!"

"Where? LEMME GUESS. IMAGINARY LAND"

"No! Las Pegasis. You keep up with the smarth mouth and you'll have one less tooth when Ah'm done with you!" She growled.

"Hmm... Why didn't you go with him?"

"Well duh, Ah have lots of work to do here! Ah can't just take a vacation willy nilly!"

"Then why would you let him leave while you're in heat?"

"Because he really needed a vacation! Now stop asking all these questions!"

"Where's your proof to back up these claims?"

"Mah proof is what Ah've said thus far."

"But there's no proof to back up what you said."

"Shuddup! Ah'm done talking about it. Why do ya' care so much?!"

"I don't know. Because you didn't do the hoopla in a hula skirt while singing Spongebob."

'Ugh. Stallions are so messed up.' AJ thought. "Ah got chores to do so Ah suggest you leave. Ah can see the look in your eye. You've been staring at my plot for 10 minutes straight."

"WHAT. NO YOU."

"Forget it. Now leave so Ah can lock the door."

"WHY YOU HATE ME?"

"Ah don't hate you. Ah just asked you to leave is all."

"You hate me." Then Shining Armor left. AJ sighed, knowing whatever she said wouldn't get the point across to the retarded stallion. "Fine. Cya around!"

Shining Armor left, kinda feeling bad for playing 20 questions with Applejack like that. She saw him walk over the horizon and out of sight. "Shoot, Ah thought he'd never leave." She slammed the door and ran upstars Pinkie speed into her bedroom and shut the door.

"Now Ah can finally get this itch scratched..." Grabbing a Playmare magazine, she flipped to page 19 and lowered a hoof toward her soaking crotch, but also noticed her patched up leg. 'Wonder how long it'll take fer that thing to heal.' Without her knowing, Shining peered through the window, secretly watching her clop. Moaning at first contact, she rubbed her hoof over her mound in little circles. Touching her clit made her jerk her backlegs in response, as she was a little sensitive there. Shining Armor started fapping to the orange pony, being as quiet as possible. AJ heard a noise coming from outside. It sounded like a chicken/scootaloo so she didn't worry about it too much, but then noticed a white form at her window.

"What the...Who the hay is out there?!" Shining bolted as fast as he could, hoping not to be caught. Twilight, who was walking to the farm to check on AJ, bumped right into Shining Armor. They rolled in the dirt and did a dozen cartwheels and she landed in the 69 position.

"HELLO TWILIGHT'S PLOT. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?" Shining Armor stated. Twilight elbowed her brother in the gonads. "Pervert. Did you make amends with Applejack?"

"OW!" Shining Armor punched Twilight in the vag. "Nope. Doesn't hurt at all."

"Fuck. Yeah I made amends." Shining threw Twilight off him and at the ground. "Whoops."

"Grrr." She used da magickz and lifted Shining Armor 40ft in the air and let him fall. Shining Armor threw Twilight plot first into dat creepy rapist who happens to be Shining Armor. "WHY HELLO TWILIGHT'S PLOT. HOW ARE YOU TODAY!?"

"You're a freak!" She yelled.

"Nope"

"Don't lay a hoof on me." The man put a hoof on Twilights vag. Twilight teleported away. "WIMP." Shining Armor was rolfing.

A note was left in her wake. It said "Applejack is still alone. If you need a mare that's not Cadance so bad, then go to her."

"I knew it!" He proclaimed. Then he raced to Applejack's place. Applejack was laying in bed trying to clop but it was no use. She was interrupted and now the mood was ruined. He posted the note on her door and ran. She heard a ruffled noise on her bedroom door.

"Big Macintosh if that's you pranking me then kno -" Cutoff mid sentence, she saw the note, but nopony anywhere. "Hmmm, Ah could've sworn Ah locked the door." Shining watched from a distance. She read the note over. Then read it again to make sure it was real. "Okay, whoever wrote this crap is a sick perv! Ah know there's somepony in this house! Ya' better show yourselves before you get a black eye!"

Shining wasn't in the house. He was far away, watching with binculars. AJ cautiously trotted around the house hunting for the unknown intruder. Then after she gave up, she sat on the couch and turned on the TV to watch Spongepony. Shining Armor sighed and knocked on AJ's door. Her ears perked up and her eyes looked at the front door.

"That has to be Big Mac and Applebloom." She stepped to the door and opened it, making sure her tail was kept firmly over her bits. "Oh. It's you. Don't ya' have a sister to hang out with?"

"Applejack. Why did you lie to me about having a special somepony?"

"Uuugggh. Not this again. Ah didn't lie."

"The note says different." She pulled out the note. "The note says, *ahem* Applejack is still alone. If ya' need a mare that's not Cadance so bad, then go to her. Never said Ah was single though... Wait a sec, you're the sicko who put this note on mah door?! Ah oughta buck you straight to Baltimare!"

"Applejack. I can tell your lying. It's as plain as black and white.

"Ah. Am. Not. Lying." She yelled, inches away from his face. "Yes. You. Are." Shining Armor retorted. Applejack backed up. "If ya' came here to get laid, ya' came to the wrong place. Now get off mah property before Ah call the OTHER authorities." Then she closed the door shut and locked it.

"Mare thinks I'm a sex addict." He thought to himself. "Ah'm orderin you to leave." She said through the door.

"When you grow up, let me know." Shining said as he trotted off the farm. Applejack sat back down in the kitchen. Looking at the table in front of her, she studied the pony in the picture. A grey-ish pony with a light orange mane, broad shoulders, firm figure, and a cutie mark of a diamond sword. Tears welled up in her eyes. "Ah know you'll come back someday Brave Charger...Someday soon. Then we'll start a beautiful family." She hugged the picture tight and cried freely.

Author's Note

This was an rp that my friend and I did a couple nights back. He asked if I could turn it into a clopfic, so I did. Albeit, a crappy one. But it is what it is. My friend played all the male characters and I played all the female ones. Enjoy it.