Fluttershy sat dumbfounded. Every month she would sit pay her bill's, only to find that they were drastically raising. Something needed to be done.

"Angel, come here for a moment." Fluttershy called

Angel the douche bag bunny hopped into the room. He had his shitty ass hat turned sideways. His skin tight jeans were almost dropped to the floor, exposing his snow white ass. He wore an Obey sweater, and had a pair of Jordan's even though he didn't even play basketball. Typical swagfag.

The bunny stood tapping his foot impatiently, thinking to himself, What dis hoe want?

"Angel, would you mind telling me what you could possibly be doing with fifteen hundred dollars worth of cough syrup, bleach, and Amphetamines?"

The bunny shrugged, knowing how clueless Fluttershy was.

"Well my animal breeding company and body disposal services arent making me enough to pay for all of this.."

Again, the bunny just shrugged. He then pulled out his unnecessarily large beats headphones and hippity hopped off.

Fluttershy sighed. Though she was frustrated, she was determined to give her animals anything they wanted. Even if that meant funding a full blown drug cartel. Fluttershy's only option at this point was to step it up, so she did just that. She picked up her newspaper and turned to the classified section. The yellow Pegasus read through each and everyone the job opening's and considered her options.

"Model..no."
"Delivery pony..no"
"Door greeter..no"
Specialty phone operator..I can do that!"

Fluttershy excitedly cut out the ad and read further details. The hour's were from 9-12 P.M, and payed 60 bits per hour. Fluttershy took a doubletake.
"60 bit's per hour!?" she said aloud. "That's...180 extra bits a day! More then Fluttershy made in a week with her current occupations. Thus, it was settled that Fluttershy would become Ponyville's new specialty phone operator!

The next day, Fluttershy nervously walked over to her job interveiw. She was so excited the night before that she couldn't sleep. So she she did when she was uneasy, and that was dissolving bones into acid and cooking up her "mystery meat" for her larger animals.
Fluttershy walked into the building of the phone service company called "one on one". As she walked past the many Mare's in the large office type room, she realized that most of them were much older then her. Some of them looked to be around the age of 60, and yet they talked in a soft, seductive voices. Fluttershy located the office where her interview was to be held and quietly knocked on the door.

"What do you want?" yelled a rusty voice

"Umm..I'm here for the interveiw..." There was a long pause "If it's a bad time I can leave,"

"No no, come in," replied the voice finally

Fluttershy took a deep breath and walked in the office.

The interview went great, for the boss of the company, an old earthpony named Magic mcCreamy, told Fluttershy she had exactly what the company was looking for. Fluttershy was walked over to her to her space and took a seat at a small desk that contained a single old school phone.

McCreamy spoke up. "Alright, so both stallion's and mares are going to be calling you, your number one goal is to keep them interested as long as possible. There being charge by the second, make every second count, got it?

"Umm..I think so," Fluttershy said nervously

"Our clients are going to love you!" said McCreamy patting Fluttershy's ass

Fluttershy began to blush uncomfortably when the phone on her desk rang. McCreamy looked at the number.

"Alright Fluttershy, this is you first caller and he's a regular! Keep him happy, He tend's to spend heavy! McCreamy said passing a wink. "Remember, be sexy!"

"Sexy, got it!" Fluttershy replied

Fluttershy watched her boss walk away before nervously picking up the phone.

Spike was getting ready to bang some of his hoe's. To prepare, he took a long shower making sure every inch of his body was clean and attractive. After he got out from washing, he gelled his spike's up to make them look all spiky, and put a heavy amount of Axe cologne spray on. (seriously guy's, axe smells like shit, stop over using it). He then got on his shades and looked in the mirror. Total badass, he thought. Finally, Spike got out his key's prepared himself for a wild night.

Spike took those key's and unlocked a safe that was under his bed. Spike opened the safe and took everything out, making sure he had everything.

"Prepaid credit card, check,"
"Body Lotion, check."
"Kleenex extra soft, check"
"Seceret cell phone, check"
"Rarity's dirty socks for added experience, check"
"All set!"

Spike then called Twilight's name once more to make sure she wasn't home, indeed she wasn't.
After dialing the number to his favorite hotline, Spike gave the company his credit card number and awaited his babe.

While Spike awaited somepony to answer the phone, he dropped his pant's and hoped to get an Asian.

"Ummmm.hello.." asked a soft gentle voice. It was turning Spike on.

Fluttershy listened as what sounded like a lesbian on the other of the end panting and moaning.

"Hey, It's yo pimp big Spiky, what's your name?"

Fluttershy didnt know what to say so she simply said,

"Call me anything you want..ummm..babe,"

"Ok then, Rarity. Do you like stroking my weenie?"

"Well, I have animals that like getting there back's stroked," replied Fluttershy

"Do you do dirty things with them? Like shit in there mouths?"

Fluttershy's jaw dropped. Never in her life had she ever heard something so nasty.

"ILL HAVE YOU KNOW MISTER, THAT I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF DOING SUCH A THING!"

"Do they lick you wedge?" Spike asked starting to get hot

Fluttershy's mind boiled with rage, and she said something regretfully nasty to to small dragon on the other end of the phone.

"I-I I COULD JUST HIT YOU!" Fluttershy said slamming the phone down, hanging it up.

Fluttershy had only been at her new job a mere ten minutes, and she was already enraged. She looked around the room as the other mares seemed to be getting along fine with whoever was speaking to them. As Fluttershy stared at he co-workers she noticed a mare staring back at her. There was a nameplate on her desk that read "Black Cinnamon". Black Cinnamon was a more heavy set mare, with a light brown coat, and a dark brown mane with with light streaks of yellow flowing through it.

For the rest of her shift Fluttershy ignored any incoming calls she was receiving and just studied what Black Cinnimon was saying. Fluttershy watched in awe as the mare skillfully kept conversations going up to a full hour.

When the clock struck noon, Fluttershy punched in her card and headed for home with two thing's on her mind. That Mr. Nasty on the phone, and Black Cinnamon.

Fluttershy arrived to the second day of her dream job the next day, only to be called into her bosses office as soon as she arrived.

"Umm, Mr.McCreamy..you wanted to see me?" Fluttershy asked walking into the office.

"Indeed, sit," said Mr. McCreamy with his hooves folded on top a bosses desk.

"I checked over call record's last night Miss Fluttershy. Please explain to me why you would hang up on one of our best customers?" Magic McCreamy said, his eyebrows creasing.

"Oh..well..we were done talking so I hung up," Fluttershy said

Mr. Magic McCreamy wasn't happy.
"Fluttershy listen. Your'e new here so I'll let you off with a stern warning, but know that what you did was inexcusable. Every damn second that our client's are on the phone with us is another bit in my wallet. YOU have to wait FOR THEM to hang up to maximize the time they spend and the money in my wallet, is that clear to you?"

"Oh yes, sorry. It wont happen again!" Fluttershy assured

"Good, now come over here and let me show you how I like to end meeting's," said McCreamy

Fluttershy slowly trotted over to McCreamy uneasily. She stood face to face with her boss for one short moment, before he pulled her in and giving her a full mouth french kiss. Fluttershy's eyes watered as she felt her bosses meaty, plaque covered tongue descend down her throat. When Mr. McCreamy finally let go of the embrace, Fluttershy found her self choking up. Then with one final friendly slap on the ass, Fluttershy's boss ushered her out the door with one final
"Go gettum gurl!"

As Fluttershy walked out of the office and over to her desk, she tried to swallow all the meat chunks that were in her mouth from McCreamy's double cheese burger. The meeting she just had didn't do well on her nerves, so while she waited for a call to come in she listened to her Co-worker's sexual conversations, trying to pick up a thing or two. Finally, her phone did ring.

Big Mac watched as his Sister walked that little bitch Applebloom off to daycare. Applebloom was to old for day care, but The Apple family just enjoyed humiliating her. Also they needed time away from that annoying little scrub or everyone would go insane. Big Mac was really horny after watching a Kidz Bop music video, so he decided he needed to get a little naughty.
Though naughtiness didn't come cheap.

Big Mac was short on bits at the time, so he simply reached his hooves into Applebloom's college fund jar. As he turned around with an arm full of bit's and was eagerly about to go make a dirty call, he noticed Granny Smith eyeing him from the far side of the room. He blushed in embarrassment, trying to think of an excuse, but Granny Smith simply said,

"Yall best get some for me too,"

Fluttershy sat at her office space, awaiting any calls. After about 25 minutes of long waiting, her luck finally changed.

*riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing* Fuckershy picked up the phone.

"Hello?" she asked gently

"How you do'in today miss?" asked a very very deep voice, that actually turned Fluttershy on a little.

"I'm doing okay..umm..how are you, sexy?" Fluttershy asked trying to remember how her successful co workers would talk.

There was a deep breathing in the phone before a reply. "I'm doing good baby, what are you wearing?"

Fluttershy looked down at her self and told the truth

"Nothing at all...uh...baby," she said with gaining confidence.

"If Big Mac's stiffy wasn't already big, it was raging now

" OOOOhhh babe keep talking," Big Mac moaned into the phone

"Uhmmmm, what's your name...baby?"

"They call me the Mac Daddy cause I have such a big cock,"

Fluttershy's ear's suddenly erected. Finally something she could start a conversation on! She had a fat rooster named Rufus at home, after all.

"Oh wow, I have a big cock at my house," Fluttershy said experimentally

"EEYUPYUPYUP...TELL ME ABOUT HIM!" Big Mac said wheezing with pleasure.

"Well...He like's to be washed....and he like's it when I stroke it's back.."

"EEEEYUUUUUUUUP, KEEP GOING BABY!"

"Well...The poor thing has a skin condition that causes his head to constantly bleed and shed..."

There was a long awkward silence

"Nope." said Bic Mac, hanging up the phone.

Fluttershy sighed. Why couldn't she just keep a client on the phone for over a minute? She looked around at the other phone whores who were clearly deep in conversation. Fluttershy burried her face in her hooves and silently raged. After about five minutes of this there was a tap on her shoulder. Fluttershy looked of only to be immediately bitch slapped! The force of the slap was so powerful that it knocked her to the floor, a slap that could only be delivered by a true bitch. Fluttershy lay on the floor only to see alpha phone whore Black Cinnamon towering over her.

"You a stupid bitch!" said Black Cinnamon spitting on her.

The other phone whores just laughed as Black Cinnamon stumbled off.

"Shes right.." Fluttershy thought to her self.
But this only made Fluttershy more determined to be a successful specialty phone operator. If she was going to be a slut she would need to think like a slut. So she recruited help from the sluttiest pony she knew...Rarity.

Author's Note

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhxPBrxxaqc

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