The Conversion Bureau Old Gods

It has been about a year since the war between mankind and the pony's began Earth has been turned into a waste land filled with corpse of both human and pony kind. It all started when those stuck up pony's decide they knew what was best for the humans. Best (hehe) thats funny i said to my self  these ponies are no better then the mortals ,causing war  pain and suffering for primus shakes they even tried innocent  mortals into  their own kind who does that ?! talking to yourself again sir ? Huh oh shut up breakdown you knows it its true  thes ponies don't have a single right to be doing this and im going to put an end to it now ! How sir? Simple im going to go down their and crush thes little ponies and their leaders to. .. what were thier names again breakdown ? Celestia and Luna sir.Their both celestial beings , I do believe that Celestia raise the ponies sun while the one called Luna rise their moon    I sighed and looked back to the mortal world, well i have an idea on how to get into equestria but it'll be trick.Sir why not just teleaport their sir ? Wheres the  fun in that breakdown plus thatll be lame no i want to have some fun with thes ponies . Im going to head down their now ill be back soon.Goodbye for now sir. Yeah sure.

( LATER ON EARTH )

Well lets get this party started  put first  i snapped my fingers and a clipboard appeared in front of me  alright step 1 . Find a converse transport group,step 2 Fake giving up and surrendered and step 3. After being transported to equestria for conversion cause some hell. I snapped my fingers again and the clipboard disappeared ... right then let the games begin.

About two hours later i found my target lucky for me a small town was lost during a battle by my judging the mortal got surprised attack by the ponies . Well time to act  i walked into the town as far as i could before  i heard someone behind me yell stop i turned to say for golden armored stallions  starring right at me .Stay were you are human and raise your hands behind your head .  I sighed and did what they said the leader of the group then order two of them to secure me they both walked up to me a but some cuffs on my hands ( A hour later ) Man this is going easier then i thought the`s ponies don't suspect a thing . I looked around my cell when  they could of done better but i wont be here long thought . Just then i heard voice coming down the hall and to my surprise it was the one unicorn i was hoping to meet