The Conversion Bureau Old Gods

by nopeman12

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Human
Length: 831

during the time of humanity declaring war on equestria and old god by the name of Antwan decides if the`s pony's think they have the right to destroy his favorite mortal world he will crush the`s pony`s but in a fun way
( Not a dircted link to the story arc its just a little fun fic i decide to make out of boredom)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-07 23:20:18 UTC

not a chapter

Alright everyone  seeing how my original idea for the story  messed up everyone's minds i decide to take a different route with the story and also  I NEED A PROF READER T-T

ch2. meeting twilight sparkle

CH. 2 meet twilight sparkle

The smile on myface grown as the unicorn that helped caused this entire war Twilight Sparkle was walking pass me. And to top it of shes with her friends,this days just getting better and better. When she walked by my cell she gave a quick glanced at me but nothing more.Hows shinning armor doing Twily I asked her causing her to stop in her tracks and looked back at me in suprise . She quickly turned around and walked right in front of my cell and just stared at me with those big purple eyes. H-h-h how do you know my nickname she asked I smiled at her and told her spoilers my dear pure spoilers. Just then her friends walked over to their friend to see what was going with thier friend. Ah Applejack i said hows Big Mac and Applebloom doing? AppleJack had the same surprised face as Twilight did, how in the hay do you know about my family she asked me. Spoilers dear AppleJack  pure spoilers I could tell by the look on her face she was dumbfound at my remark. But i guess she shrugged it of and turned to twilight and said hey twi we need to get going if were going to make it to the princess party tonight. Twilight took her gaze form me and looked over to the orange pony and simply nodded and started to walk of . Oh twilight i said she stopped again and looked and me look for the unicorn with the cutie mark of a vortex. she looked at me confused but shrugged it of and walked out with her friends. Leaving me by myself  in my cell alone to think of my next plan . So the princess are having a party  huh  Then let the games begin. Get ready celestia your partys about to have a serious crash . End

CH.1 We`re all Human

It has been about a year since the war between mankind and the pony's began Earth has been turned into a waste land filled with corpse of both human and pony kind. It all started when those stuck up pony's decide they knew what was best for the humans. Best (hehe) thats funny i said to my self  these ponies are no better then the mortals ,causing war  pain and suffering for primus shakes they even tried innocent  mortals into  their own kind who does that ?! talking to yourself again sir ? Huh oh shut up breakdown you knows it its true  thes ponies don't have a single right to be doing this and im going to put an end to it now ! How sir? Simple im going to go down their and crush thes little ponies and their leaders to. .. what were thier names again breakdown ? Celestia and Luna sir.Their both celestial beings , I do believe that Celestia raise the ponies sun while the one called Luna rise their moon    I sighed and looked back to the mortal world, well i have an idea on how to get into equestria but it'll be trick.Sir why not just teleaport their sir ? Wheres the  fun in that breakdown plus thatll be lame no i want to have some fun with thes ponies . Im going to head down their now ill be back soon.Goodbye for now sir. Yeah sure.

( LATER ON EARTH )

Well lets get this party started  put first  i snapped my fingers and a clipboard appeared in front of me  alright step 1 . Find a converse transport group,step 2 Fake giving up and surrendered and step 3. After being transported to equestria for conversion cause some hell. I snapped my fingers again and the clipboard disappeared ... right then let the games begin.

About two hours later i found my target lucky for me a small town was lost during a battle by my judging the mortal got surprised attack by the ponies . Well time to act  i walked into the town as far as i could before  i heard someone behind me yell stop i turned to say for golden armored stallions  starring right at me .Stay were you are human and raise your hands behind your head .  I sighed and did what they said the leader of the group then order two of them to secure me they both walked up to me a but some cuffs on my hands ( A hour later ) Man this is going easier then i thought the`s ponies don't suspect a thing . I looked around my cell when  they could of done better but i wont be here long thought . Just then i heard voice coming down the hall and to my surprise it was the one unicorn i was hoping to meet