Cheif keef in equestria: These pony's i don't like!!
Our story begins in the home of a entrepreneur rapper by the name of chief keef, he had just brought himself a quarter of weed to celebrate the release, he was especially happy, his dealer had purple haze, he was used to Kush, so this was a nice change for him.
He got out his Blunt box and then thought...."yoooo, dude? lets use a bong!"
He walks into his kitchen and gets his bong out the cereal cupboard right next to his pop tarts, they was fudge flavored, the perfect munchies companion.
As he sat back down onto the sofa he immediately changed the bong cup into a larger cup, and filled it with green goodness.
He slowly lights up the glass pipe and begins to suck...and he sucks he feels his mind begin to go hazey, he was tripping already, but that didn't stop him, as the cherry dropped and the smoke appeared he inhaled everything into his lungs, before he could finish breathing out he blacked out......
As he awoken he was surrounded by weird looking Forrest and tree's, almost as if they was from a Disney channel show.
He was in the ever-free Forrest, little did he know what was about to come.
He pulls himself up from the ground, wipes the dirt of his jordans and begins to walk down a road with a sign on a post saying "pony-ville, 2 miles" he see's this and says out-loud.
"Nigga pony ville, this shit be tripping, this is some next shit" he pronounced in his UN-educated voice.
"This north Korea or some shit, man lets go find Kim Jung ill 2" he was tripping balls.
as he approached a cave along the road to pony ville, two little bunny rabbits came towards him
He immediately whips out the tech N9ne he had concealed in his waist and unleashes a clip into the rabbits.
A scream appears from out of the bushes and out runs a yellow pony with pink hair
"Oh for the love of celestia what have have you done?!?!?! you monster!!" the pony screamed while bursting into tears.
he was shocked at the sight and laughed and said "yo nigga im faded!"
"what is faded?" fluttershy asked, trying to wipe the tears from her face with her hooves
"Nigga are you for real, i got just the thing for your yellow skinned asian ass" The chief said still high as fuck
the chief begins to rustle through pockets untill he finds a blunt
"here ya go yellow belly! light this shit up" he says as he passes the blunt to fluttershy
he forces it in her mouth, before she can spit it out he lights it forcing her to choke and cough everywhere
in her cute quiet innocent voice she says " damn nigga that was good, what is this?"
"weed nigga, this is the truth" the chief laughed before taking the blunt off fluttershy and dancing around
"Lets go to pony-ville now nigga" chief said while still dancing
he passes the blunt to fluttershy
"okay its this way" fluttershy said heavily while smoking the blunt
as they appear in pony-ville all the nigga's appeared to greet keef
one pony in particular picked up his interest, by the name of rainbow dash
keef walks up to rainbow dash
"Yo nigga what u sayin" keef said to the strange rainbow colored pony
the only thing rainbow could do is smell the stench of weed, this was some good shit
"my names rainbow dash, whats that?" she said
"dayummm another cracka mother fucka who dont know what weed is, you know what we need to do?" keef said
"no, what good sir?" rainbow replied
"yo man we gotta go find bob marley, lets do this!" , "here take this"
he passes rainbow dash the last of the blunt and begins walking towards the mountains
"Who is bob marley?" rainbow asked
"nigga please you gotta be joking, next you'll be saying you dont know who tupac is" keef angrily said
Not wanting to cause a argument rainbow refused to awnser and began walking towards the mountain with the stranger by the name of keef ..... chief keef
Miles went on of pointless walking
on
and on
and on and on
the chief pulled out another blunt, lit it up and began smoking, while walking
after a couple tokes he goe's to pass it to rainbow dash
rainbow refused to take it
"whats that nigga you dont share, fine have this" chief said as he threw a full blunt at rainbow
"umm how many of these do you have?" rainbow asked him, rather curious
"nigga i got the amazon forrest in my pockets" the keef said as he began to dance again while walking
walking on
and on
and on and on and on!!!!
The dirtiest dry mouth in stoner kind had hit keef, he was wrecked, and he was tripping
all of a sudden a coachella hologram appeared.....it was tupac
"yo nigga what the fuck you doing, bob marley aint here, get the fuck out of here before the US goverment appears and finishes off my ass, damn mother fucker lucky i dont kill you here, take this filly away too, damn tripping mother fuckers" tupac was angry as hell.
"fuck you nigga, no one insults me like that" keef replied angrily as he pulled out the 9
"who insulted you? theres no one there!"
"Dont listen to that fucking pony nigga, keef you was born to save rap music, i dont like had swag, love sosa was a hood classic, dont fuck your game up now son" the hologram said as it slowly faded away into thin air
As the hologram finally dissapeared the sound of a megaphone could be heard
"Stop this is The United States Army" it was US army nigga.
"These nigga's be invading equestria too, THATS THAT SHIT I DONT LIKE!!!" chief screamed....as he finished screaming the holograms appeared, not just tupac, but bob marley, biggie smalls, flava flavs teeth and the Olson twins all wielding heat
"Shit nigga lets get out of here" chief said to his homies
"Nah nigga we are killing these fools" Biggie smalls said, before firing his RPG into the US tank
As the gunshot calamity pile of smoke finally cleared, what appeared was something no one expected.....
Tupac appears in front of Our hero Chief and boldly releases the words.......
