Sugar Blossom and the Deep Sea Sexy Narwhals

by SkyeRocket

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 421

This is gonna get pretty fricken' weird......

Join Sugarblossom the Narwhal sex-offender on a magical journey through the deep sea town of Narwhalia!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-06 21:46:23 UTC

1: Its Sexy Time!

Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria , the was a smart and really magcal unicorn. She didn't have many friends because of her damn OCD. She always was perfecting something or doing something with her hobbies. This unicorn was Sugar Blossom. She would always have a Playwhal magazine and she had a strange and perverted hobby of molesting narwhals.

But , why the hell would she want to molest narwhals? Her answer was ,why the hell not. She went from a day as an inoccent but hyper art teacher at the University of Manehatten ,to a deep sea sexytime stripper at the Narwhalia Men's Club at night. Sometimes she would bring a "hitchhiker" to her shoddy apartment room. Her neighboors always wondered what the hell was in her magical squirming burlap sacks that soaked the carpets with sea water.

Here is the story of a not-so-ordinary day at the strip club.

( Sugar Blossom POV)

Sugar Blossom was in the back putting her ruffled black lace lingerie on. The fishnet tights ,thong, and strapless bra were all in place under her skimpy outfit. She had a spell cast causing her to breathe underwater for 24 hours. She walked onto the stage and just did her thing. Many VIN (Very Important Narwhals) would come here at the rumor that there was a pony that worked at the club.

She looked at the crowd and shaked her plot. She circled around the poles on her hind legs.She pushed her self onto the floor where then , in a sexy manner , she continued to pull the clothing off with her mouth. First she nipped at her gogo boots with her teeth. Spreading her legs when she did so. She winked at the customers and continued to strip.

She started to bite the black ruffled top with her teeth. she pulled it down and you could see her bra through the top. She continued through the routine shaking her ass to the free the skirt between her tail. She stood up on her hind legs and slapped her flanks. She then began to drop her head down and raised her plot. She could feel the piles of cash touching her back as they fluttered to the floor. The exotic dancers could never compete with because she was a PONY.

Her routine was over and trotted over to the bartender. "Uhhh... I'll take 2 martini's please" The bartender was back there doing his thing when sudden