Big Mac's Rainbow Party

Rarity was dumbstruck. Everypony was looking at her expectantly and she was holding this repugnant shade of orange lipstick in front of herself like some kind of idiot. She opened her mouth to voice her objections, but couldn’t quite find the words. “Wh-wh-why… me?”

“Because I hear you’re really good in bed, duh.” Pinkie rolled her eyes, as if it was the most obvious answer to the silliest question she’d ever heard. “And we gotta teach Flutters how pros do it, so obviously you’re next.”

“But… why… orange?”

“Because orange comes after red. Roy G. Biv, duh-doy.”

“But… orange is… my skin tone won’t… oh can’t I please be blue or indigo? They look so much better on me!”

“You’re more concerned with the color lipstick than performing oral sex in front of all of your friends?” Twilight asked from the corner.

“Well I’ve already committed to helping my best friend, Twilight. I won’t back out now. Besides, it’s not as if I’m the only one who is taking part. But orange is just such… an awful color! No offense, Applejack.”

Applejack’s orange cheeks flushed a shade of red, half in embarrassment and half in annoyance. “None taken.”

Pinkie pressed her naked body against Rarity’s, putting their faces a few mere inches apart. Pinkie put her best pouting face on to plead with Rarity. “Pleeeeeeease Rarity? Do it for Fluttershy? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?”

Rarity knew she couldn’t live with the guilt trip that Pinkie would be giving her until the end of time if she refused. She sighed and broke away from Pinkie. “Fine. For Fluttershy.” She turned to the mirror on Pinkie’s dresser and carefully applied the lipstick. When she was done, she fought the urge to recoil at her appearance. It was so… orange.

She placed the lipstick on the dresser and turned to Fluttershy, putting on her best ‘professor’ face. “Now then darling, let me show you the correct way to please a man.”

“What do you mean correct way? Big Mac came a bucketload,” objected Pinkie from the bed. She had retired there to regain her strength from the furious face-fucking she had just received.

“Yes, but just because you can act like a brute doesn’t mean you should. Sometimes you need a scalpel instead of a chainsaw.”

“Am I the chainsaw in this scenario?”

“Of course.”

“I like it! ‘Pinkamena Diane Pie,’” Pinkie imagined the words appearing on a light-up marquee. “’Sexual Chainsaw.’ It’s got a nice ring to it.”

“Anyways…” Rarity was trying her best to ignore Pinkie’s inane comments. “rather than forcing the entire thing down your throat like you’re in some sausage eating contest, you should focus on your technique. What’s your technique when performing oral sex, darling?”

“Um well… I…” Fluttershy tried to make herself as small as possible, hoping to avoid the question. But she knew she couldn’t back out now, not after all of her friends agreed to help. She took a deep breath and gathered all of her courage. “I put it in my mouth and… I move my head up and down…”

“That’s all? Oh nonononono! You must try something more! Use your tongue, at the very least!”

“My… my tongue?”

“Yes dear, you need to use more than just the motions of your head to stimulate him. While you have his ahem, member, in your mouth, try swirling your tongue around it. Or lick it before you even put it in your mouth. It’s really quite simple.”

Applejack let out a chuckle. “Ya know Rarity, I never expected you to be such a pro at blowing guys.”

“As you know Applejack, I always strive for perfection. And just because I am a lady, that doesn’t mean that I’m not allowed to have sexual relations from time to time.” She turned to Big Mac. “Now then Macintosh, are you ready to- oh my.” Macintosh was sitting on the edge of the bed, his fully erect penis poking his stomach. Rarity blushed furiously at the sight. “I see you don’t just have size but stamina as well.”

Pinkie took the opportunity to spring from her position on the bed, hop behind Rarity, unzip her simple blue dress, and pull it to the floor all in one quick motion. It took a moment for Rarity to realize that she was nude, save for her white thong. She covered herself and crouched down as the realization hit her. “EEEEEEK! PINKIE! What are you DOING?”

“Getting you naked, duh.”

“I can see that, but WHY?”

“Well I got naked. And Mac’s naked. Now it’s your turn. Don’t wanna get jizz on your dress, do you?”

“I see your point.” She picked the dress up from the floor, carefully folded it and placed it on an empty chair. She stripped her thong off as well, placing it on top of her folded dress. Rarity was rather skinny, but had an elegant hourglass figure. Her breasts where a somewhat perky C-cup, and her wide hips accentuated her round butt, and she had a neatly trimmed, triangular patch of purple pubic hair above her vagina. Even nude, she was the definition of elegance.

“Now then, Macintosh. Shall we begin?” Macintosh nodded his consent as Rarity kneeled in front of him, grasping his erect penis in her hands. She brought it close to her face, but rather than swallowing it all at once like Pinkie had before, gently prodded the underside with the very tip of her tongue. She ran it up the length of the shaft before bringing it down towards his testicles. Although there was barely any connection, Big Mac gasped as it first made contact, and would sometimes make a jolt as Rarity moved her tongue along the length.

“You see dear,” Rarity said, taking a break from her task at hand, “you don’t need to go in like some sort of brute. Sometimes you need to tease a man first. Only go in for the kill once he’s putty in your hands.”

She continued licking the shaft of Mac’s penis, slowly using more and more of her tongue’s surface until she wrapped her mouth around the head. Rather than moving further down, she swirled her tongue around the glans, eliciting moans from Mac in the process. After her tongue made a few circles, she slowly pushed downwards, taking it into her mouth bit by bit. Mac’s head rolled back as he moaned and put his hand on the back of Rarity’s head. She slapped it away angrily, and stopped what she was doing. “Darling I know how good this feels, but I am a lady. And as such you are not allowed to mess up my hair. Hands off.”

She gave a slight harrumph before she took the rest of his penis in her mouth once more. She couldn’t go as far as Pinkie had done, but she managed eight inches or so. Whatever she couldn’t fit was still receiving attention, of course. Her long tongue snaked out of her mouth to tease the underside of Mac’s penis. It even managed to reach down to his testicles, much to Mac’s surprise. Rarity’s surprisingly long tongue always helped her in bed, but it was something she considered odd, and unbecoming of a lady, so very few people knew about this certain talent of hers.

She could tell Mac was close to an orgasm; she could feel him shuddering and hear his short gasps as she worked. She redoubled her efforts, and went in for the kill. She finally started to move her head, working her mouth up and down the length of his large erection, her tongue always moving, teasing the parts of his penis that weren’t inside of her.

“Rarity… I’m gonna,” Big Mac grunted. The last words caught in his throat as her came. Rarity held her mouth tightly around the base of his penis, letting his semen travel quickly down her throat. His second orgasm was no less powerful than his first, and he shot several thick loads of semen into Rarity’s mouth before it tapered off. Rarity kept her mouth wrapped tightly around is member as she slid off, careful not to let the semen spill. As she reached the end, her tongue shot out once more to collect the remaining semen at the tip of his penis. Macintosh’s member was left completely bare of any remaining cum, and only two colorful rings around the base of his penis left any indication as to what had happened.

Rarity covered her mouth with a dainty hand, and swallowed. “Well then. Did you see what I did, Fluttershy? It’s really a simple matter.”

“Only for somepony with a snake’s tongue.” Applejack seemed unimpressed by the showing. “Most people can’t do that, ya know.”

Rarity crossed her arms angrily. “There’s no need for name calling, Applejack. If you think you know better than I, just say so. Tell us how you do it.”

“I’ll do ya one better, missy. I’ll show ya!”