Evander's Exploration of Equestria

"ERMAHGERD!! The Waffle House is having a discount on tuesdays--That's today!"

Isabelle punched Evander in the face.

"Hey! Why'd you do that?"

"One, you said 'ermahgerd' for the 50 billionth time, two, because you know I hate ads in the newspaper."

"UGH! 'Ermahgerd' isn't that annoying."

"Yes it is."

"Shut up."

"Okay."

"I like trains."

"Haha. Pie."

"HI!" shouted Gem as she plopped down in a chair at the table. "What are we speaking about?"

"Umm...waffles." continued Evander.

Gem picked the Speak 'n' Spell off the floor and screwed around with it.

"THIS IS FUUUUUUN!" shouted Gem.

"I'm glad you like it." replied Evander.

Evander eyed the television and used magic to get the remote to her. She turned it on, and My Little Pony Tales was on.

"Yay!" exclaimed Gem.

"Man, I wish I could use magic." said Isabelle as she shoved a spoon of Cookie Crisp into her mouth.

Gem fiddled with the Speak 'n' Spell some more.

Evander was reading the newspaper, Gem screwing around with a Speak 'n' Spell, and Isabelle eating Cookie Crisp.

What could go wrong? The girls were having a lot of fun. But where was Evander's mom, you ask? She was upstairs folding clothes.