Oh, sure, everypony loved James, that human that stepped out of a portal a while ago and said he'd be staying in Ponyville for the week. He was a great guy, dashing smile, great looks, amazing sexual prowess. Just ask him. He'll tell you, at length, what a great guy he is.

So who killed him? And why?

Rated for some mild gore and sexual themes, but with no content that I would consider explicit.

And why is there no mystery tag? I'm not sure dark is the best description for this, nor is comedy. But it does have elements of both. Think mystery, anyway.