My Little Marik- Villainy is Magic

by Otaku1995exe

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Crossover, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Nightmare Moon, Princess Luna, Original Character, Spike, Comedy
Length: 5480

After many failed attempts to defeat his mortal nemesis the Pharaoh(AKA Yugi Moto) Marik along with

After many failed attempts to defeat his mortal nemesis the Pharaoh(AKA Yugi Moto) Marik along with his (reluctant) partner in crime Bakura, sneak into KaibaCorp Headquarters in order to use a machine previously used during the virtual world episode in season one. However, thanks to the unexpected appearance of Jack Slenderman, Marik and Bakura, to his utter dislike, find themselves in the world of Equestria. Now the two ga- da I mean partners in crime must work (somehow) with the mane 6 on getting back to their world, along the way face a great evil the mane 6 thought they had defeated.

A crossover with Yugioh Abridged done by LittleKuriboh (CardgamesFTW is his youtube account, watch it if you haven't) and MLP:FiM. The picture belongs to Twilight-Angel93 on deviant art

Published 2012-02-19 20:44:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-26 22:25:51 UTC

Chapter 1

MLP is owned by Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Yu-Gi-Oh! is owned by Kazuki Takahashi and Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged is owned by LittleKuriboh, please watch Yugioh Abridged if you are confused. This is my first Fanfic, and therefore not the best, but can revise if needed. Any advice would be nice, though you are not required to give any. Thank you for spending time on my fanfic.

Chapter 1

Here they were, standing in front of KaibaCorp Headquarters. You all might be confused as to how Marik and Bakura sneaking into this heavily guarded facility would allow them to defeat Marik’s greatest enemy, Yugi Moto.

“This plan is going to frigging work; once we trap the Pharaoh, we will beat him in a children’s card game and have him live out his life forever in that virtual world he was stuck in back at the near end of season one, IT’LL BE BRILLIANT.” Marik said in his usual childish voice. What the bloody hell were we into now? Bakura thought.

Marik had thought of a way to defeat his mortal nemesis Yugi Moto, only, as always, Marik’s plan was idiotic and full of logical flaws, as with all other attempts. Marik’s idea was generally this, first, kidnap Yugi’s grandpa, second, knock Yugi out cold when he hears that he’s at KaibaCorp, three, trap him in the virtual world and beat him in Duel Monsters, and finally, trap Yugi inside the virtual world forever to listen to Caramelldansen for the rest of his life. But nevertheless, Bakura could see holes in his plot already.

“HOW THE BLOODY HELL WILL WE GET AWAY WITH THIS ONCE KAIBA FINDS US INSIDE!? And there's always the chance that Yugi might not even care about his grandpa. And even if we were able to avoid Kaiba finding us, we don’t even know how to BLOODY OPERATE THAT MACHINE!” Bakura said in a heavy British accent.

“Geez, Bakura, you’re just like my sister. She always was a buzzkill, besides, with my superior mind powers I can command any machine to follow me. All I have do is to rename them all Steve!” Marik replied. Bakura facepalmed himself, again, more flaws.

After what seemed an hour or so, Marik and Bakura, they were finally inside a room with machines everywhere. “Huh, never imagined Kaiba would be too lazy to set a security system here, we just waltzed right in.” Bakura said in a surprised voice.

“That isn’t important right now Bakura, now it’s time to take command, BEHOLD TECHNOLOGICAL DEVICES AS I NAME YOU STEVE! BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTER OR SUFFER MY WRATH. . . nothing going on, hmm, maybe I need to be more demanding.” Marik said.

“Hey guys,” said a distorted voice from a grey man with only a mouth on his face and in a suit, “I heard you were plotting against your nemesis, can I help plot too?”

“Noooo, not that friggin Slenderman, how in frigs name did you even know we were here?” Asked Marik,

“This is where I work; I saw you guys coming from the back door.”

“Wait,” Bakura said, “I thought your job was eating children.”

“Oh silly Bakura, when have I ever-“

“Err . . . never mind that. If you work here, then you know how to operate all of this?”

“Oh do I ever, just stand over there while I help you turn on this.”

Marik and Bakura stood over a platform, seeing Slenderman work out the machine, only time told Bakura that Slenderman was just pressing random buttons. “Um, Slenderman, do you bloody know how to operate this?” He asked

“Well I saw them do it while on clean out duty, I’m sure I know what I’m dooooing”

"Wait, YOU'RE JUST A BLOODY JANITOR?"

Just then the machinery Slenderman was typing onto began to smoke, “Um, maybe I don’t, oops.”

An alarm played at this point after the machine said “WARNING, INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL FIELD UNSTABLE, PLEASE LEAVE THE AREA BEFORE YOU ARE SUCKED IN, HAVE A NICE DAY.”

“WELL THIS IS JUST BLOODY GREAT!” Bakura yelled in anger. “Don’t worry Bakura, this is the part where Kaiba comes in to check whats going on and saves us in the nick of time,” Marik said trying to reassure Bakura.

MEANWHILE

IN THE TOOLSHED

“Me führer, zhe inzerdimenzional device iz zharting to go CRAZY.” said an offensive German man. “And I give a BEEP why?” replied Kaiba.

“Vell, you zee ve spend great amount of monzy to devezop zt zand-“

“SCREW THE MONEY I’M BUSY FLAGING YOUTUBE VIDEOS. Wait, I think I messed something up again.”

BACK TO HERE

“Ok we’re screwed.” Marik said just as they were sucked into the portal with Bakura saying, “I bloody hate you the most.”

Twilight Sparkle was outside at night looking at the stars with her telescope. Twilight was about to set down her equipment and get some rest until a bright, gaping hole appeared in the sky over the Everfree Forest.

Rainbow Dash quickly flew in front of Twilight the instant the hole appeared. "Hey Twi, what the hey is that in the sky!? I don't recall a hole like that scheduled!" she said, believing Twilight had an answer.

Twilight, still recovering from her trance at the hole, heard Dash's question and replied, "I don't know Dash, I haven't even read anything on this." Twilight looked back into the telescope and aimed at the hole. She then saw two ponies fall down from the hole as it vanished.

"Hey! I just saw two ponies fall down from that hole into the Everfree Forest. Rainbow, go get Applejack and Fluttershy while I go find Rarity and Pinkie Pie." Rainbow made a salute to Twilight's request, and flew in an instant no latter.

After gathering around the rest of her friends at Fluttershy's house, Twilight explained that they were going to find what fell down the hole, possibly to see if they knew what occurred for the giant hole to appear in the first place.

"Um, maybe it be best I just-" Fluttershy tried to say just before interrupted by Twilight. "Sorry Fluttershy, but we need you if we run into any wild beasts." Fluttershy was known to have a power known as the stare, which saved them many times before.

"O o o, I want to throw a party for whoever fell down, like like I want to know if they're from some other dimension where they're all in some TV show retold in the voice of some chubby British guy who has nothing better to do."

Everypony stared at Pinkie oddly. TV? Other Dimension? Chubby British guy? they all thought. "Aw don't be believing we'd be find'n anypony like that." Applejack said. "True, though if that is the case, I must fancy what their sense in fashion is." said Rarity.

"I just want some action in this! Come on Twi, let's go!" Dash said enthusiastic. "'sigh' Alright, let's go everypony." Twilight said.

After waking up from the event, Bakura stood up to see that he was in a forest. His body felt weird to him, almost as if he didn't have any fingers, or hands for that matter. "WHAT THE FRIG!?" He heard Marik yell, seeing him as a unicorn, the Millennium Rod tattooed on his flank. "This is frigging awesome Bakura, I'M A FRIGGING UNICORN! NOW THE PHARAOH WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DEFEAT MY MAGICAL HORN NOW! Oh, sorry about you being just a common horse Bakura."

Bakura look at his self, seeing he had hoofs, had no horn on his head like Marik told him, and saw a tattoo of the Millennium Ring on his flank. Bakura was in shock, all he could reply with was, ". . . Oh bugger."

TO BE CONTINUED

Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Bakura could still not believe what had occurred to them. WE'RE BLOODY HORSES! And I don’t think I’m in one of Joey’s furry dreams this time. he thought. "Um, Marik, what, the bloody hell happened to me while I was out?" Bakura said, resisting the urge to yell.

"Well, all I can remember is falling down a frigging portal effect done by James Cameron, having my entire bone structure painfully reconstructed, oh, also I think you cried mommy while out." Marik replied.

"Great, we're stuck in another dimension. Normally I would blame you for something like this, but my anger is a tad more directed towards Slenderman. Ugh, no wonder I don't remember anything from college with him."

The two were quiet for a moment. Bakura was trying to think of a way out of the “Hell” they were just in now. Marik however broke the silence before Bakura could voice his idea.

". . . BAKURA! I just thought of another excellent scheme forming."

Sigh, Bakura could only reply, not again. "What is it this time Marik, we aren't going to rearrange everyones sock drawer again?"

"Pfft, no, WE ARE GOING TO CONQUER THIS OTHERWORLDLY LAND! If I know my Kingdom Hearts very well, since your a horse, EVERYONE MUST BE A HORSE! And if unicorns, which I am one, are rarer than smelly old horses, then I can rule over all of them and add them to my new army of Steves! And once we get back to our realm we will use our new army to defeat the Pharaoh once and for all by having them crap on his leather shoes! He will be in utter disgust as we take the Millennium Puzzle from him."

Bakura could yet again see flaws in his plans. "And what, pray tell, makes you believe you’re the only unicorn? Hell, there might already be a ruler right now. We can't just barge in saying 'We're here to kill you and take over your rule' or something along the lines. Trust me, I've done it already eons ago, it wasn't pretty."

"Ah Bakura, that never worked because you weren't sexy enough in their books back then. BUT WITH THE POWER OF MY MIDRIFF THEY WILL ALL-"

“You don’t have a midriff anymore Marik. Unicorns don’t have those.”

“ . . . Wait, FRIG! YOUR RIGHT! THIS IS JUST AS BAD AS NOT HAVING A TAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Bakura couldn’t stop but laugh at Marik’s misfortune. He was laughing hard, but stopped erruptly upon seeing a red dragon in front of them. "YOU DISTURBED, MY NAAAAAAAAAP!"

Oh bollocks. Bakura thought.

Fluttershy had heard the roar of the dragon and cowered the moment after. The rest of the mane 6 heard as well. "Uh oh, I think a'somepony is n’ trouble." Applejack said.

"Yeah, AJ’s right. Let’s kick go kick some flank.” Dash said. Twilight nodded in agreement.

The mane 6 (Rainbow having to drag Fluttershy) galloped further ahead to see a unicorn and an earth pony confronted by a red dragon.

“GAH, please spare me! I admit, I admit I’m gay! I-I-I like men a-and their bo-” Marik said before cut off to see the red dragon stare at Fluttershy, remembering his last encounter with the yellow pegusus. The red dragon, not wanting to face the “stare” again, whimpered and flew off.

“Uhhh, YOU HEARD NOTHING! IGNORE MEEEE!” Marik said fully aware that the dragon was gone and seeing the mares instead.

The mane 6 stared at them oddly. The colt’s loud pitch had reminded them of Princess Luna. Pinkie was jumping in excitement as she spoke.

“OMIGOSH OMIGOSH, IknewitIknewitIKNEWIT, you’re that couple from Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. I just love Marik not admitting that he’s gay and and Bakura saying ‘I don’t care’ and and-” Pinkie said rapidly before being interrupted by a confused Rainbow Dash and a loud Mairk.

“Wait a moment, YOU KNOW THESE PONIES?!” Dash asked.

“I’M NOT GAY! IT WAS THE DRAGON WHO SAID IT!” Marik yelled.

“Of course I do silly, everypony who watches Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged would know about these two.” Pinkie answered ignoring Marik's claim.

Wait, how do they know about our show? We’re in another dimension, our show should only exist on Earth. Bakura thought.

“OMIGOSH, that’s right, I have to prepare a party for you two. It’ll be my Pinkie Promise to you all.” Pinkie said before rushing off towards to Sugar Cube Corner.

The remaining mares were now just as confused as to who these two colts were. Again silence took over until Rarity noticed the clothing Marik was wearing and how Bakura styled his mane.

“I must say, your outfit your wearing is simply fabulous. And you, your mane, just how did you style it like that?”

Bakura was reminded of Maximillion Pegasus upon hearing the word "fabulous". Hm, I always wonder where I put his Millennium Eye after I ripped it out of him. Bakura was about to think more about the Eye until dismissing it for the previously asked question.

“L'Oréal, Because I’m Worth It.” Bakura replied.

The mane six looked confused at what Bakura said. Bakura soon realized that they were in another world, therefore random pop culture references wouldn’t work on these mares. “Oh that’s bloody right, different world and what not. Probably don’t even know what I’m talking about.”

Twilight had heard Bakura about different world. “Wait, you really are from another from another dimension? Like, from all those Sci-fi stories I’ve read?” She said in a disbelieving voice.

“Yes, but where we’re from we aren’t horses-”

“Ponies” The remaining mares said.

“Err. . . Right, ponies” Gah, oh god please tell me this isn’t hell. “Anyway, I believe proper introductions are required. I am Yami Bakura, and this-” Bakura said, interrupted by Marik’s booming voice

“GREETINGS I AM MARIK ISHTAR, FIRST PRIZE WINNER FOR GREATEST SEXY VILLAINS, I HAVE COME HERE TO CONQUER YOUR LAND AND RENAME EVERYONE STEVE.” Marik yelled enough to startle everypony excluding Bakura.

“Um, is he ok?” Twilight asked.

“Yes, that’s just how the wanker normally is. Don't even bother fixing him; I’ve tried, didn’t work.” Bakura replied.

“Anyway, this is Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, the pink pony you saw earlier was Pinkie Pie, and I’m Twilight Sparkle.” Twilight said pointing to every pony with said name in order.

Marik was laughing upon learning the name of the five mares. “HA HA HA, Bakura, their names are more retarded than your real name Florence, HA HA HA HA HA, HA.”

Rainbow Dash did not look happy at Marik. “Um Marik, I don’t think pointing out how bizarre their names are to us isn’t the best plan at this moment. As much as I would like to kill everything here, we need these hor- err I mean ponies if we want to come back home, alive.”

I wonder what their story is, Twilight thought.

After a lengthy explanation about their life and how they ended up here, the mane 6 (excluding the still gone Pinkie) reactions varied. Fluttershy’s reaction to Marik and Bakura being evil scared her to the core were she fainted. Applejack was in sheer disbelief that the colts could be from another universe, yet could still see it was possible after having heard Bakura call himself a “horse”. Rainbow Dash didn’t even bother showing aggression against the two colts anymore, instead laughing at the thought that Marik thought that “Pushing the Pharaoh off a boat” could even be considered evil to him; Daring Do had better villains than him. Rarity, however, gasped at the thought of being thrown off a boat and having her mane ruined, and instantly took their claims of villainy to a serious level.

Twilight did not take their claims as villains seriously. After all, they’ve faced worse such as Nightmare Moon and Discord. As for Bakura, she mostly thought she could reason with him the most. “Um, since your stuck here, how about we go back to Ponyville at my Library and ask Princess Celestia for help. If anypony can fix anything, it’s her.” Twilight said.

“WHAT? A princess. Friiiiiiig, doesn’t look like conquering this land was going to be easy as I thought. NEVERTHELESS I THAL CONQUER THIS LAND KNOWN AS- err-”

“Equestria.” Twilight told him.

“EQUESTRIA, AND RENAME EVERY SINGLE BEING STEVE AND USE YOU AGAINST MY MORTAL NEMESIS THE PHARAOH. Also do you happen to know anyone around named Steve?”

Uh, Bakura thought, this is going to bloody hell for all I know.

MEANWHILE AT CANTERLOT

Princess Celestia was at another country for a diplomatic meeting with the zebras. Hopefully things seemed to go ok as the resource issue was dealt with quickly. Luna was reassured that a balefire holocaust would be the last thing to happen before the meeting occurred.

Luna was enjoying being primary princess for a day, though realized how difficult and tiresome it was, with all that paperwork and what not.

Luna then sensed a feeling she felt years ago. No, she thought, it can’t be! Luna rushed to open the vault to the Elements of Harmony and asked her guards to take her to Ponyville Immediately.

Nightmare Moon has returned!

To Be Continued

Chapter 3

Chapter 3:

Marik and Bakura were following the mane six back to the town they called ‘Ponyville’, going into Twilight’s library. Marik had wanted to laugh at every pony pun he heard. That was, until Bakura leered at him with the words “Don’t bloody screw this up” written all over his face.

Bakura was thinking back to Pinkie Pie. She had known our bloody show, yet the rest of these ‘mares’ didn’t know either. I doubt they’ve invented the Internet yet, so how the bloody hell did she know?

But eventually Bakura shrugged it. Uh, why do I bloody care, after all nothing in our realm made sense either. Though, did she say she something about a party?

Bakura remembered the 3rd Anniversary Spectacularmathon three to four years ago upon thinking of parties. As he would say how it was- it was a (literal) blast. Bakura had told himself he would never go to another party after paying medical bills.

“Um, correct me if I’m wrong, but the pink one, did she-” Bakura asked Twilight as she opened her door.

“SURPRISE!” yelled a group of mares, including Pinkie. There was a banner saying “YGO Abridged Fan Club” behind them.

Oh no, Bakura thought, My worst nightmare, fangirls.

MEANWHILE
IN THE MIND OF MARIK
ALSO KNOWN AS A TOOLSHED FOR SOME REASON
ACTUALLY THAT REASON IS THAT TOOLSHEDS ARE DARK AND CONTENTLESS
KINDA LIKE MARIK’S MIND
OR YOUR MIND

Melvin was bored. He hadn’t murdered anyone since episode 43. He didn’t count his murders in Marik’s last Evil Council Meeting since it was just Bakura dreaming at the end.

Melvin needed to hug someone, and possibly stab them. “Bored now. I wish those offending German guys were here, they could use a goooood hug.” Melvin said in a voice similar to Marik’s but warped. Melvin then noticed smoke appearing inside Marik’s soul room.

“What’s this!? Smoke, IMPOSSI- no wait that was my oven on fire.” he said, noticing his oven on fire, again. “Great, now I have to go EFFing murder another Walmart employee just to replace that . It be easy if I actually knew how to operate these things. Living in a tomb sure did stone my brain.”

“WHO ARE YOU?!” yelled a female voice.

Melvin turned around to see a black horse-like figure behind, horn and wings.

“A MAJESTI- wait, what the EFF are you? You look like something out of Joey’s furry dreams.” Melvin asked.

“YOU DARE TO QUESTION NIGHTMARE MOON!” Moon replied. “I AM THE GREATEST, AND MOST EVILEST MARE IN ALL-”

“CAN I HAVE A HUG?” Melvin asked.

Nightmare Moon was puzzled by the bizarre, monkey-like creature. She hadn’t expected this to happen while finding a new host. “FOOL,” She replied, “DO YOU REALLY EXPECT THE GREATEST OF ALL EVIL TO SIMPLY GIVE IN TO YOUR DEMANDS!?”

“Geez Miss EFFing Maleficent, SORRY for intruding one of your speeches. It’s not my fault you weren’t invited to the party as well. You aren’t best villain of all time after Final Fantasy VII came out.”

Moon was confused by this creature. Never had some. . . thing ever found no fear from her (excluding Pinkie).

Moon, however, was not about to be defeated like this. “I WARNED YOU, NOW YOU WILL SUFFER MY-”

“How many people have you’ve killed so far?”

Moon was taken by surprise. Honestly, she hadn’t even got the chance to harm anypony at all.

“I DO NOT NEED TO TAKE THE LIFE OF MY NEMESES, FOR I HAVE A GREATER FATE FOR THEM.”

“Ok, care to tell this evil plot of yours? I’ve been needing to hug someone.”

BACK IN THE LIBRARY

Marik and Bakura were surrounded by their “fangirls”. Marik was enjoying the attention he was receiving. After all, he was the sexist villain of all time.

Bakura however, did not enjoy the fact that dozens of mares were constantly trying to rip his closes and millennium ring off.

“AHHHH, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S REALLY BAKURA. PLEASE, SAY IT, SAY IIIIIIT! SAY “I don’t care”, SAY IIIIIIIIIIIT!”

“His ring, it must be miiiiiine!”

A sniffing noise - “ He even smells British, ahhhhhhh.”

Bakura couldn’t handle the mares anymore. When I asked for more bloody screen time this wasn’t what I was asking for. Now that I’m with Marik, maybe being a minor character doesn’t seem bad right about now, he thought.

“Ouch, somebo- somepony help! Get all these bloody fangirls off me! I’m starting to get wanker’s cramp again!” Bakura yelled over the everlasting ocean of fangirls.

“This is excellent! It’s been forever since I’ve had this many fangirls comment on my ass before. We will soon conquer this land with my army of fangirls which I now name Steve! If Odion was here he would be thinking he was in the Gummy Bears. Now that I mention him, hadn’t seen him at all in awhile.”

MEANWHILE AT A PLACE NOT THE TOOLSHED GASP

“Master Marik, I got tickets for the Gumm-” Odion said, seeing a note next to Marik’s fluffed pillow.

‘Dear Odion, I’ve gone to hang out with Bakura again. We are going to defeat the Pharaoh this time. AND NO I DON’T WANT TO SEE THE FRIGGING GUMMY BEARS! Also could you buy me some lunch before I return, you already know what Bakura wants.

Love your favorite adoptive brother Marik’

Odion was in deep sadness. Master Marik never does stuff with me anymore. Those were the good days before Bakura came along. ‘sniff’ He would always call me Binky Boy, always enjoy my company. . . AND ALWAYS THREW AWAY MY GUMMY BEAR COLLECTION! Odion thought.

“Asshole.”

AND NOW BACK HERE ONCE MORE

Twilight and the rest of the her friends were clearly confused. These mares know of these two too?! Twilight thought. It was time Twilight asked Pinkie Pie how she came to really know how they were.

“Oh that’s silly Twilight, the Internet of course!”

“Tah wha?” Applejack asked.

“You know, it’s magic, only, without magic. And it has words, only, they aren’t in books. You know.”

The answer did not satisfy her, but shrugged it off. Gah, nevermind. Either case, I have to get rid of these mares somehow. “Rarity I-” Twilight asked before seeing Rarity fighting for some of the clothing some of the fangirls took off of Bakura.

“Get your filthy hooves off these fine pieces of fashion!” Rarity yelled in the ocean of fangirls.

Twilight turned to Rainbow Dash only to see her enjoying Bakura’s torment. Twilight saw the predictable Fluttershy hide under one of her desks.

Twilight galloped to Spike, “Spike, why did you let all these mares in!?”

“Pinkie told me it was for an important party for some new couple. Hey Twi, who’s LittleKuriboh?”

Twilight was about to reply until there was a knock on her door. Who could it be at this time. “Spike! Could you get that?”

Spike went up to open the door, moving through the crowd of fangirls. The stallion in front of him was wearing a turban with a cross like necklace. “Jagshamesh! My name is Shadi! Is it nice to meet you, no?

BACK TO THE MIND OF MARIK,
WHICH FOR SOME REASON CALLED THE TOOLSHED, AGAIN

“So that’s your evil plot?! That’s just EFFed up!” Melvin said. He was clearly disappointed in the mare, she knew nothing of fine mass murder at all.

“BUT WITHOUT THE SUN, PONIES ALROUND EQUESTRIA WOULD PERISH WITHOUT IT.”

“Yeah, but wait a few more years and they would have adapted to it. You’re just as bad as Marik is.”

“THEN WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE I DO?!”

“I have a better far less hastily made plot. One that involves a biiiiiiiiiig hug.”

To Be Continued.

Chapter 4

Chapter 4

Marik pondered for a moment upon seeing Shadi. Hm, I think I’ve seen him before. Is he that guy who said brains? No, he’s too tall. WAIT A MOMENT! Marik finally realized he was the “ghost” from his backstory years ago.

“HEY, I FRIGGING KNOW YOU! You’re the guy who warned me not to disobey my father even though I had already did it by the time you warned me! My father could of lived if you had warned sooner!” Marik said upon seeing Shadi.

Shadi was unfazed at Marik’s outburst. “Yes, I remember you, sad thing I could do nothing.” Shadi replied.

“But you could've warned me ahead of time! I demand an explanation!”

“As I said before, I am a dick. Besides, wasn’t your papa a crazy prick? ”

“Eh, good point, he always did whip me.”

Twilight realized that Marik knew the stallion in front of her door. She thought that if he came from Marik’s world then wouldn’t there have been a third pony falling down as well. But then again, questions about that could wait.

“Uh, do you fellas know h’m?” Applejack asked Bakura.

“Well I’ve never really met the wanker before, but we all know that he’s one of the most bloody offensive stereotypes our show has.” Bakura replied.

Pinkie had noticed Shadi, and took no second for her to be even more excited.

“O o o, Shadi! I didn’t know another cast was here. Oo! Are the rest of the cast here too! I want to hear Tristan’s voice go “My voice gives me super strength” and Joey going “Nyeh” oo oo and Kaiba going “Screw the rules I have money” and and and also the hair guy going “Attention duelists my hair is now a mane”. and also-” Pinkie rambled on until interrupted by Shadi.

“Sorry to burst your crazy fantasy but no time for festivity pink one. I am here to warn you of a great disaster coming.” Shadi said.

“Disaster!? What’s going to happen?” Twilight said remembering the time she went to the past to warn herself not to worry. Sure she had overreacted that time, but this colt seemed to know what he was talking about.

“Yes, the barrier between the worlds of Canon and Fanon! If things are not fixed, it’ll be the cancellation of Megaman Legends 3 all over again. Many fans will riot like apes in movie.” Shadi explained.

Everypony was baffled by what he said. “Um, what the hay are you talking about?” Rainbow replied.

“I am confused by this too, I believe some explanation of this concept is required.” Bakura said.

“You see, a long time ago, after Lord of the Rings became one of the most popular movie before Harry Potter, many fans thought to expand upon its universe. So, by using a wonderful thing called Fanfiction.net-”

“WOAH WOAH, WAIT A FRIGGIN’ SECOND!” yelled Marik. “IS THAT THE WEBSITE THAT MADE ME INTO A GAY PHARAOH?”

Shadi cleared his throat. “Short answer... no. Long answer... yes, but only by the rabid teenage girls who love making pairing of unrelated characters.”

At this point, the fourth wall was not only broken but crushed into pieces so small that they couldn’t even be detected with a particle accelerator. But enough about a wall already broken many times.

“But you see,” Shadi continued, “many writers had what you call, “dirty minds”, and created perverted dimensions that could anger a whole Star Trek convention.”

“So, what happened? I mean, I’m sure a little dirt wouldn’t cause that much harm.” Fluttershy asked.

“I am not speaking of that kind of ‘dirty’.” Shadi replied. The mares then realized what he was actually talking about by the word “dirty”. Eww, thought Rainbow Dash.

“After many hate mail and flaming, they decided to separate their worlds apart from the original world known as Canon, while the separated worlds became known as Fanon.”

Marik and Bakura seemed to understand the concept. The Mane 6, excluding our already wall breaking Pinkie, couldn’t even comprehend what Shadi said. Shadi noticed the confusion the mares had.

“To put it simply, alternate dimensions.” Shadi explained.

“Ahhhhhhhhhh.” The mares said in unison.

“But many have tried to break this barrier, hoping to make their world a part of Canon. An organization known as Hasbro came very close to breaking the barrier separating the two worlds. When Hasbro realized the danger it brought, Hasbro tried to cover it up like child hiding horrible report card.”

“Why would they do that? I mean, what was the entire point in hiding it?” Rarity asked.

“You see, when too much Fanon becomes Canon, the barrier between the two will break, transmogrifying all Fanon into Canon. Soon everything in existence will cease to make sense. And since this world has the most Fanfiction, the world will enter into a realm where time and space have no meaning.”

The mares were now horrified by this thought; this was worse than eternal night! Twilight could not allow this to happen; now she had an actual reason to overreact.

“And because you two, part of fanon from another world, the pace of the breaking is now 3 times the-”

“Wait, didn’t you bloody enter here too? Wouldn’t that mean it’s 4 times now?” Bakura asked.

“. . . I am a ghost!” Shadi replied.

“NO NO NO, not this time! You already used that excuse when you warned me!” Marik yelled.

“Must I say again, I am a dick. Well, off to watch Borat. Good luck with fangirls.” Shadi said beginning to disappear.”

“WAIT?! You didn’t bloody tell us how to fix this, DON’T LEAVE ME WITH THE BLOODY FANGIRLS!” Bakura said in rage.

But it was too late as Shadi already gone the time Bakura finished his sentence. Marik, Bakura, the Mane 6, and the rest of the fangirls took a moment of silence. Eventually the fangirls went back to trying to rip apart Bakura’s clothes.

“Spike! I need you to send a letter to Princess Celestia about this! She might know what to do.” Twilight said, ignoring Bakura’s torture.

“Yes Ma'am.” Spike said cheerfully. After writing the message, Spike breathed his fire on it, sending it to Canterlot Castle.

MEANWHILE AT CANTERLOT CASTLE WHICH IS IN NO WAY A TOOLSHED *bad poker face*.

Princess Luna had asked her guards to bring her the elements hours ago. They had a spare key to the vault in case Celestia was absent.

When one of the guards appeared, Luna was the first to speak. “WHERE THOU ARE THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY LION?” Luna spoke in her Royal Canterlot voice.

“THE ELEMENTS HAVE DISAPPEARED, AGAIN MY LADY.” Lion replied in his own Canterlot voice.

“AGAIN? WE REALLY OUGHT TO GUARD IT BETTER. COME LION, LET US INFORM TWILIGHT AND HER FRIENDS.”

As Luna finished her sentence, the message Spike sent earlier arrived. Luna read the letter explaining the current situation.

This is not good, Luna thought.

MEANWHILST, IN MARIK’S TOOLSHED (AKA HIS MIND)

“So what the EFF are these? I doubt they can be used for murder.” Melvin said.

“THESE ARE THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY! THEY ARE MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS. WITH THE ELEMENTS AWAY FROM ITS BEARERS I AM INVINCIBLE!” Nightmare Moon said.

“That’s kind of EFFed up. How could you possibly lose to jewelry? But right now Maleficent what about our plan?”

Melvin had told Moon about the barrier between fanon and canon. At first she was uninterested, that was until she heard about alternate worlds, worlds where she was victorious and the night was her’s forever.

Melvin told Moon how to allow only fanfiction of her winning. And he had formulated a plan to have it happen.

“YES, YOUR PLAN, IF THIS WORK, I WILL ALLOW YOU YOUR OWN BODY. I GET EQUESTRIA, AND YOU YOUR OWN BODY TO MURDER ALL YOU LIKE.”

This could work for Melvin, after all, he’d get all the hugs he wanted.

To be nerve-wracking-ly continued!