The Mane 6 Prison Chronicles

“I was walking home from work with some friends and we decided to go to a nearby bar and relax a bit.

“When we got there, there was already a party in full swing over by the billiards tables. From what we could hear, it was some pony’s birthday.

“We just shrugged it off, and ignored the noise and drunk morons behind us and started drinking. That led to us talking and laughing, which we thought was normal. Then, we started to play drinking games and we just got louder.

“What we didn’t know, was we had gotten so loud, that some of the party ponies actually came over to us.

‘Hey, we’re trying to have a party over there! Could you lower your voices so we can have a good time?’ One of them told us.

“I was drunk as hell because of the drinking games we had been playing, and my judgement was a little off, so I exploded at him.

“Fuck you, asshole! This is a bar, and we can be as loud as we damn well please!

“The party ponies just looked at each other, probably thinking about whether or not to hit my drunk ass because I’m a girl. But it didn’t take ‘em too long to decide that I was worth it, so one of them slugged me right in the jaw.

“I got pissed, broke my beer bottle, and shanked him right in the ribs. The poor bastard started bleeding like a stuck pig, and his friends went and got the pool cues from the billiards tables.

“This was starting to get heated, and I knew I wouldn’t be able to fight ‘em all at once, but I tried anyway; probably since I was drunk.

“Come at me, douchebags! I’ll give all of you the same treatment as your friend here!

“There were 4 of them, so I decided I’d try to create a gust that would blow their weapons out of their hooves. Wonder of wonders, it actually worked! So I took advantage of their defenceless moment, and stabbed them all to death with the bottle shank!”

“So my friends panicked and fled the bar, I was still drunk so I had no idea what I had REALLY done. I just paid the barkeep and left.

“ I started flying home, when I was pulled over by a Cloudsdale cop, and he charged me with Flying While Intoxicated.”

“OK, so we all have life sentences, except Rainbow Dash, who deserves one, too.” Said Twilight.

“Hey! Shut the hell up! The barkeep said he didn’t see anything, so the case was dropped!”

Applejack rolled her eyes.

“Whatever, sugarcube. So, who’s going next?”

Fluttershy was beside Rainbow Dash, but didn't’ say anything.

“Alright, I’ll go next then, ya’ll. That means yer after me, Rarity!”