The Mane 6 Prison Chronicles

“My story starts off like all good stories do-with cupcakes!

“I was working at Sugarcube corner one day, when the most adorable little foal and his mother walked in. She ordered a whole batch of my super-sweet and most-delicious cupcakes with extra sprinkles on top.

“By the time they left, I felt I had missed out on something. I didn’t know what, but it was really driving me crazy, whatever it was.

“So I waited until the same foal and his mother came back in a week later, and watched them intently. I finally figured out what it was, and, when they left, I made my preparations.

“That night, I snuck out of Sugarcube corner and went over to the the little foal’s house.

“I threw my grappling hook onto the top floor window, and climbed up. I opened the window, and snuck into the house. I was in the parents’ room, so I quietly caterpillared across the floor to the door and went into the hallway. I walked down the hallway, then into the little foal’s room. That’s when things got exciting.

“I walked over to his bed and looked down at him. What I had missed out was playing with the little foal. But not playing with him like I normally did with other foals and fillies. I wanted to touch and kiss his cute little body all over. So I took the covers off of him, and put duct tape over his mouth so he couldn't’ yell and ruin our fun time, just in case he didn’t like it.He woke up, but he couldn’t do anything, I was too strong for the little silly.

“I tied each of his legs to a corner of the bed, then got a cupcake-scented candle from my bag. I lit it, and let the warm wax drip onto his cute body. It was so fun to hear his agonizing screams.

“Next, I decided it would be fun to stick raw cupcake mix into his ears and nose. I also put some on his ‘thingy’, and licked it all off. It made him crazy!

“Finally, I stuck my tongue deep into his throat, while I covered his thingy with my thingy. I started hopping up and down, too! It was so fun!

“After I finished, I used a needle filled with M99 to knock him out. I packed up all my stuff, then hopped out his window.

“It was so fun, that I decided to keep doing it, until I had fun with ALL the fillies and foals in Ponyville! That’s when they caught me, but I still got to have a ton of fun! So I didn’t feel so bad!

Applejack got angry.

“Are ya’ll telling me you touched Applebloom?!”

Pinkie nodded excitedly.

“Oh, yeah! She had so much fun, she told me so after I was done!”

Applejack started to stand up, when Twilight got between them.

“Ok, let’s just move on to my story now. How about that?”

Applejack grumbled, but sat back down.

"Let's just get on with your story then, Twilight!" She said.