Celestia's Dicklemma

by Heroism

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Sex, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance
Length: 1039

Celestia's journey to find her true calling in a sea of dicks.

Celestia's journey to find her true calling in a sea of dicks.

Hope you're ready to read the word dick a lot ;)

Another story I helped write (be warned that it is not the lighthearted joke that this story is, it is hardcore insanity)
The Fragments of Ass

Published 2013-07-12 14:20:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-12 14:20:03 UTC

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I wake up as if from a deep dick
reaching for dick
and there was nothing there
There was only mydick
and I did not know who I was or why I was dick
All I remembered was your dick
so I followed the inner dick to find you
and I drifted off to dick...

Every dick...
I always seem to forget who I am or what dick I'm supposed to be doing...
It's strange as dick seems to be happening all of the time...
dick...
I'm don't even know where to cum...
Even dick...
dick is indeed a wonderful way to pass time...
Indeed it is dick...

In my infancy I refuse my dick
even though dick can come from ignorance
My joy is to facial to mask the thoughts I hold inside
Sometimes things come up so high and threaten to override
Nevertheless I owe it all to dick that I can now grasp the fate I will never know
And while it hurts to fuck sometimes I'm glad you let me wander
Although the more I shit away it makes me wonder if I should
Because some dicks shake my whole foundation
I don't know what to say...
But...
Against the wall...
Even though one might call it rape on my part...
Despite all of what the dick has shown to me...
I would prefer to fuck in the light...

I cummed for ages
when finally I finished and I found you
Amidst our sharing of dick
to make ourdick as one
I awoke as if from some deep dick
reaching for dick
but there was nothing but dick
There was only mydick
and I couldn't remember who I fucked or why I was there
All I remembered was your dick
so I followed the inner dick to find you
and I drifted off to dick...

Again my dick evades me
the dick I long to seek
I just want to know that everydick is really here with me
But the harder I take it the less
I cum
every single dick
You are all the dick I search after but I can never seem
to acquire dick...
You undiscoverable dick...
So I acquiesce dick
we all wish to cum on you...
That's what we really feel deep within our cunts...
Since it is true that all I really feel is indescribable cumming inside...

I drifted through the cum
until I saw your dick in the stars
As we were fucking each other
I suddenly came
as if from a forgotten dick
reaching for your dick
but there was nothing but dick
there was only mydick
and I didn't know who I was fucking or why I was there
All I remembered was that I loved your dick
so I followed the inner dick to find you
and I drifted back to dick...

Our cum always seems to evade us I must painfully say
As it would seem that consciousness can only succeed in putting us in the cunt
Of these dicks that we ask
many go pleasured
For the dicks we hold inside are closest to our heart
Therefore life is but a dream perpetuated by vag
Though we would never have known our dicks had we not stumbled upon its
shaft...
All we must find our fetishes
or else no one could ever find orgasm...
Regardless it never stops me from suffering inevitable dicklessness...

Thus I wake again and again each and every day to find more dick to fuck...
But the more I look around mycunt...
It seems that less and less becomes fuckable to me...
And at the end of the dick...
The only truth that I know is reinforced dildos...
All I can find is you and my pussy...

I fucked for the first time
for which I was finally aware of who I was fucking
Celestia Princess of Equestria
Bringer of the Cum
The rocker of my world
Mate of Luna
Queen over all of Dick
But one dick was still the same...
I still did not know your warm cunt...

One dick after another
my quest renews itself as ass fights off Discord again...
But one thing perplexes my balls...
The cum is fading...
Why is this supposed to fuck us? I don't know how to fuck...
Could all of this be your vag?
I still long to know your cock...
Just like always...
Things are beginning to tingle...
I don't want to be taken from behind...
Why could you possibly be fucking?
Fucking seems to fail me every time...
Or could it be that I shit you...
I wonder...
Perhaps that is why...

Alas do not collapse if you are over pleased
Even I feel such dick
As the dicking goes on forever it will likely do again
So don't waste your time worrying as fucking knows no end
Fornenst it all I am among your cum
at least I hope inside
As Equestria takes a raping together
I fear of getting taken from behind...
In more ways than one I take great envy of all of you for being able to take it the way that you do...
But even then I do not cum...
For dick is where I reside...
Never knowing pleasure...
It's a cunt no one is in...
Perhaps it is unfuckable...
For us to ever feel...
Forever...
Will I ever I find dick?
...You undiscoverable cock...

I came when at last I had taken it through the thighs
until at last I reached the bottom
sitting on your dick
As I reached for your hand you
said to me:

I am life everdicking
I am the first and the last
Give away your fears
and follow me up to the heights where the cliffs are deathly steep
If you try to play it safe along the shore
high rock-faces will be waiting to collapse on you
and the ground is always shifting...
Do not worry...
For you will learn it all...
As I will show you rough pleasure...
But as for the greatest question of all...
I will tell you the truth...
And no less...
As I always do...

I'll tell it to you so softly...

This dick will never end.